Be me

Are they pitbulls?

>It's funny cause it looks cute smiling
There is nothing cute about this dog
>ugly as fuck
>demonic dark beady eyes
>baring all teeth
>ears pulled completely backwards
>all muscles tense
>will literally murder everyone in the room
I just looked it up and Pitbulls make up 6.5% of the dog population and they are responsible for 66% of all dog bite fatalities
Just this past July 4th, so 10 days ago, a pack of 6 pitbulls mauled a 45 year old man to death

Theyre based

>Theyre based

I'll take that as a "yes". I want to painlessly euthanize the dogs, then very painfully execute you.

Awwwwwwwwwww he's smiling :)

My Aunt has a Pitbull who is a absolute pussy. Its not every Dog. Its usually every Pitbull owner who leads them to act like evil dogs

Imagine the violence if you set off an airhorn whilst all 3 were sleeping

>#notallpibbles
kill yourself. pit bulls should be shot on sight. they eat children. THEY FUCKING EAT CHILDREN

>dogsbite.org

You are literally a faggot.

This is a normal behavior. We also eat children of other animals.

Holy fuck. You could indirectly murder some pitbull owning libcucks with an airhorn and the right timing.

when your pibbles eats the local children I'm sure your meme arrows will console their parents

formerly figuratively

There are about two dozen fatal dogs attack a year in the US. You are mentally ill.

>Pitbulls make up 6.5% of the dog population and they are responsible for 66% of all dog bite fatalities

>D E S P I T E

No seriously. Those dogs are demons and they look ugly as fuck. They're just mouths with dead soulless black eyes like a shark.

Fatal just means deaths. There are thousands of dog bites and thousands of people who get horribly disfigured and mutilated by pitbulls.
Your only defense is "well they didnt die!"

You have to go back, achmed.

Just shit more fugly kids dude, no biggie.

>dog breed bred for war
>Omg he's so cute, he'd never hurt anyone! It's usually a bad owner! He's so friendly I don't even leash him!
I'd like to thank God for natural selection but I'd like to ask him to speed it up a bit.

>mud person response

Why do (((they))) hate America's dog so much?

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>watch judge Judy
>half of the cases are dog bites
>always a shitbull

Judge Judy hates shitbulls as much as she hates jobless people

Judge Joe Brown was a black man who hated black men. He was based too

Formerly sneedles

dog, formerly alive

>chuck’s suck and fuck comes on screen
>little sister bites her lip

sneedtoss

>oh shit I got btfo, better call him a muslim!
next you'll tell me to dilate

Imagine being brutally S N E E D E D in your own home by your own father.

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dilate.

you weren't the guy he replied to

RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN!
What is accounts for as little as 6.5% but is also 2/3rds?

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You didn't blow anyone out. You demonstrated that you're retarded.

Not all pitbulls you niggerlover

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>What is accounts

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My only question is
so?
maybe don't go near a pitbull if you're too much of a pussy to beat the fuck out of it if it bites you

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>actually wanting to own a dog that is too dangerous to leave alone with your children
oh wait.. that requires not being a virgin
I see your point

OHGOTEM
no but seriously maybe don't be a trash dog owner
i've had all kinds of breeds of dogs throughout my life and not a single one of them was a prick

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Quick, visit your local SPCA's website and tell me how many of their dogs are Pitbulls or Pitbull Mixes.
>Over 80 dogs on mine
>About 8 are not Pitts.

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There are around 5 million pit bulls in the US. They're not particularly dangerous.

>tfw I've owned two pitbulls and raised them correctly and they never attacked another dog or human

based shit owners

That's why I own an English Staffy user

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>Y’know, the thing about a pitbull, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the grass turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces

oh ok this dude solved it, all the pitbulls that kill kids were just raised by bad owners

move along people

Yikes.

but it's true

>DOG BREED BAD
yikes

All pits should be put down.

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ITT: faggot cat owners

Well if you controlled their ownership in the ghetto maybe you wouldn’t have that problem now would you, faggot?

It's wearing the clothes of the last child it ate.

Why do so many people in the ghetto own pit bulls?

kek

t. nigger.

Dude le sneed xd dude dae hate le pibbles
Nu4channel shitposts are so boring and lame

i went through over 100 dogs before i got bored/tired/insanely not surprised

six of them weren't pits. crazy

Why is that crazy?

One tranny is really pissed ITT.

like i was expecting him to be wrong/my city to be different because there are more facilities so there'd be different breeds of dogs. but no, they're all pits.
really makes you wonder why people have pit bulls at all, if they're bred to fight. sure, nature vs nurture and all that but if i asked you to eat an apple, but explain that 30% of the apples in the field will make you sick, i'd doubt you would ever eat that apple.

how many children do you have to feed him per day?

>pitbulls LITERALLY fucking eat babies
>no other breed of dog does this without being horribly abused
>pitbulls do it by nature
>#notallpibble :33333
You people and your dogs need to be put in the dirt. There have been so many deaths by pitbull this year alone. Recently some old lady went on a run and these pitbulls escaped from their owner's yard and ate her entire tricep off. She was bleeding out and near death when they found her. No other dog does this. Golden retrievers don't maul humans for sport.

It's just like how all the orphanages are full of blacks and half-black mutts lol

Do you think 30% of pit bulls attack people?

>so many deaths
>a dozen

just throwing a number out there, i dont have the stats on me to know how frequently pit bulls attack people (for no reason, if the dog is defending itself from a dangerous person then that person should get mauled)

ill try looking something up now, but would you agree that pit bulls were bred to fight, and because of this would be more likely to bite you randomly as opposed to other breeds?

>only a dozen
>only 50
>only 100
>#notallpibbles :3 #pibbleskisses :3
When you come home from work and the carcass of your wife and child are being devoured by a blood soaked demonic canine and he turns his bestial glare upon his new prey, you, I'm sure you'll be glad you pwnd some noob on Yea Forums

>The following infographic shows that the Pit Bull is still responsible for the most fatal attacks in the U.S. by far, killing 284 people over that 13-year period - 66 percent of total fatalities. That's despite the breed accounting for just 6.5% of the total U.S. dog population.

from forbes, source: forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2018/09/13/americas-most-dangerous-dog-breeds-infographic/#2282819162f8

You can't reason with pitbull owners. Their pet could literally eat an entire room of superbred Aryan newborns and they'd blame the children for looking tasty

Don't bother wasting your time looking for stats. They don't exist. Dogs attacking people isn't particularly common. Killing people is vanishingly rare.

There are 5 million pit bulls in the US and 350 million people. A dozen people is nothing. Peanuts kill more people every year.

>dogsbite.org

You should legitimately neck yourself.

Those are just deaths. Plenty of people get mauled and have their lives forever fucked up because of those animals. 65% of dog attacks were perpetrated by pit bulls.
>ree statistics bad!

Those aren't statistics. It's literally one faggot who wants to ban dogs and searches google for news stories about dogs biting people. It's not even data.

>Average 20 people a year dying from pit bulls in a 13 year span is vanishingly rare
and that's just deaths, what about all the bites that don't result in death, how many is that?
i just looked something up really quick, a literal ten second google search. what, is that site not reputable or something? i can try to find something else.

Reputable? You might as well ask everytown for gun safety about school shootings.

>. The American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior, for example, says identifying a dog's breed accurately is difficult, even for professionals, and visual recognition is known to not always be reliable.
>That's partly why the CDC stopped collecting breed data in dog-attack fatalities after 1998.
oh, see now that changes things okay. Note though that 900 cities in the US have Breed Specific Laws (BSLs) that keeps you from being able to own a pit-bull. Whether that's a hard knee jerk reaction to a pit mauling some childs face or not is up for debate, but you aren't seeing the same law for other breeds of dogs, just pits.

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Twenty years ago it was rottweilers. Thirty years ago it was dobermans. Mentally ill soccer moms love their retarded little causes.

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the BSLs started in 1987, so pits were already at the top of the shit list, over 30 years ago

just because it's on a bingo card doesn't invalidate the fact it's the owners fault

>this thread

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that cat probably had it coming tho

Based. Cats are faggots.

Nigger

I found a puppy in a strip center today, little guy was exhausted and covered with fleas. My neighbor came over and said he was a pit bull, but the little guy looks like a cross between a beagle and some sort of dog that has short legs. He passed out in the car and I thought that was gonna be all she wrote but he perked right the hell up when I stopped and got him a burger patty at a fast food place. He ate a third of it before passing back out. We got home and he promptly vomited the burger up and went back to sleep. He was perky for a bit and running around and playing, but he passed out again four hours ago and has stayed asleep. I'm surprised he hasn't pissed or shit, but he had a rough go of things and might have been dehydrated and hungry. Nothing to expel.

He's young, though. He doesn't move around too well, but that might just be weakness.

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Is there a realistic chance one man can train a kennel full of pitbull terriers to sniff out trannies and traps and immediately attack them?

asking for research purposes in advance of the next pride parade in my home city

>user goes to jail for 20 years for attempted murder

>black coworker's wife is pregnant
>mentions that he beats his pitbull if it gets out of line
how do I tell him without revealing my power level

i will just say its natural instinct that they attack the sick victims first before attacking the healthy ones

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no it isnt you moron.

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>and then suddenly it just snapped

nigger

He wakes up every now and then and looks over. Pet him for a little bit and he goes back to sleep.

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That dog will be the Brightburn of dogbreeds

>the fact that they were literally bred for violence for hundreds of vears does NOT mean they are more aggressive!, evolution isnt real!
>they just have worse conditions
>need mo money fo dem dog treats

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You won good sir.

Pitbullfags are delusional.

God: these things take time

Might need a vet checkup to be sure anyway

>he doesn't own a sneedbull

nigger

I ain't fuckin' shellin' out a goddamn vet bill on a dog I picked up behind a goddamn James Coney Island. Little nigga should be grateful I saved his scrawny ass from a bird or getting splattered by a pickup truck AND gave him a goddamn burger and a piece of my nice cheese.

First chance I get I'm pawning him off to some elderly relative.

Yes but more often than not they're
melanin enriched children.

Why is it when a pit is posted anons only obsess about that one thing?

harsh

I shoot and kill every single dog that steps foot on my property and you pussies can't do anything about it.

and only humans should be able to do that, you fucking furry cuck

Because most mongoloid's have never actually meaningfully interacted with a dog, so they resort to sperging out and spewing "facts" some other user in another thread told them.

because pittbulls are niggers and the only people who own them are niggers, white trash and cucks

He'll be fine. I've got plenty of old bats in my family who are all alone. One of them will take a puppy. I'll just tell them he's a beagle mutt and, if he is a pit bull mix, I'm that much closer to getting an inheritance check.