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I'M COMING FOR YOU Yea Forums SHITS
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Bring it on city slicker!
*punts this ugly dwarf off a building*
*watch as he hits the cement making the sound of a singular waterdroplet hitting the ground*
alright boys how would you rape his daughter?
the fusion of man and machine... the future
Bigger men have tried
midge
oh shit, do we have any anti air weapons?
>Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
>I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
>Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
test
Is this real? Should I be worried?
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drone kino
a weapon to surpass metal gear...
>OUT, AM I?
those gross protruding bones
I thought this was the bagel shop guy at first. That would make a sweet shoop.
>*watch as he hits the cement making the sound of a singular waterdroplet hitting the ground*
>got triggered over a shitpost
>now abusing him is a meme
he brought this upon himself
Based
Warwick Darvis is my favourite creepypast
streisand effect is real
"lovingly", at first. she'd no doubt be ecstatic that an average man is gently touching her, rather than using her as a football.
then I'd quickly turn up the heat. make demands and turn her into my slave. whore her out for $10/throw. remind her that I'm the only good thing in her life. without me, she's nothing. make her sleep in a small dog kennel, eat insects (she has to catch them herself) and drink nothing but piss and HIV+ semen. have horses over 10 times her weight slam her pussi wide open. make a living selling the footage on FreaksGettingFucked.
I would easily break and defile her in just a few weeks. best part is, she'll continue to do ANYTHING for even the slightest bit of positive reinforcement, or simply a reprieve from torment. she knows what a disgusting unlovable monster she is, and any male attention is better than total isolation. she'll understand that if I ever want or need money, she's the one that needs to get it.
Once I have decent money, normal women will be "attracted" to me. That's when I start cuckolding her. if she doesn't watch every second, I'll break up with her.
This disgusting freak will be my slave. And Warwick will likely condone our union, knowing that I'm a better BF than she deserves. Then I start blackmailing him, threatening to break up with his daughter and drive her to suicide if he doesn't pay increasingly large sums on a bi-monthly basis. his ""family"" will go bankrupt just to sate my desires. I might demand to violate and torture his wife while he watches. he won't be able to say no.
jesus
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
oh shit