Is it hard to insert a penis without knowing the exact location of the vaginal opening...

It's a lot lower than you think. Literally asshole adjacent. Be careful to get the right hole.

Jesus christ OP where exactly are you looking when you watch pron?

Are you serious? So there are two holes?

He's talking about women not girls, as women grow up it morphs into one mile that looks like furry road kill

Kek there are two openings. One for cocks and one for pissing. Vaginas are scary breh.

some girls like it when you poke their butthole and jump away but not all

Jam it in as low as you can go. When she screams take it out and put it in an inch higher.

Have sex, incel.

Imagine having two dicks, one only for sex, and one only for peeing

This isn’t Yea Forums, but I thought to help a fa/tv/irgin out before the Jannies come. Half the threads here aren’t truly Yea Forums anyhow. At least someone will learn something here.
>Back down tits up
Aim low
>Back up tits down
Aim high
You could also rub it with your hand until a finger gets through if you aren’t feeling
sure about location.

t. Had sex with a handful of people
This works too. Very chad of you

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This is true, but there's a fine line between poking and penetration. One is an interesting surprise, the other just hurts.

if you open your penis hole far enough you can see both your jizz hole and your pee hole. other people say they cant see it, so i might be special here. can people confirm they can see their pee and jizz hole?

>american education

Yeah I had to have her "guide" me the first time I had sex, it was utterly humiliating. I was too low, I was too high, it was a nightmare.

I don't want to test this out

No it's surprisingly easy to figure out. If you're young (21 or less) you can even ask to have her guide it in, or if she has pubes. I've done this as recently as when I was 25 without caring. Your dick know's where to go. If you're really autistic, it's underneath the clit.

why is sex so complicated you all are freaking me out

Its around the middle of that makes sense. Just rub your cock up and down her labia flaps slowly and push it in slightly and lightly thrust your hips every couple seconds and it will go in eventually

Have sex

hey, in many states we never get sex ed. dont blame us

We're not talking about whatever a labia is, we're talking about the vagina

I can confirm that anatomically there are two routes, one for semenal fluid from the prostate and one for urine from the bladder.

This. She'll help you out OP. She wants the dick and by God, she'll get the dick.

its not complicated. open it. ask her to jam it in. remember to use a condom because if you are actively trying not to cum then you can actually cum early without actually orgasming. has happened to me a lot, and also my dad so it may be genetic

Ffs your beyond helping if you're that much of a khv incel.

The trick is to go in with your dick angled up and slowly push down with the bottom of it, like landing a NASA space shuttle.
Then you just kinda slide down until the tip finds the vagina

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we should petition to let Yea Forums be a meme board. i'm tried of good threads getting deleted just because they have nothing to do with TV for film.

and no, before anyone is retarded, its not precum. i literally blow my load early and when i orgasm all of my tubes are empty.

The public school minimum wage teacher shouldn't educate you about your penis. You parents should but they were probably pieces of shit and your genetic line should have ended through their ignorance of the human pusy.

It's not complicated, vaginas are complicated. Don't freak out though, there's no reason to freak out. Everyone was a virgin once and you either learn as you go with another virgin or let the more experienced partner show you how to work it. Just play safe and have fun dude.

Yeah. Look, your first sexual experience - you're not gonna do well. But girls already could sense that when they showed interest in you and they're EXTREMELY helpful and kind in the bedroom if you're inexperienced in my experience.

my parents are christian

This. Girls way more experienced taught me how to kiss, how to fuck, etc. They're really nice.

This is functional, not genetic. Everyone is capable of ruined orgasmless ejaculation if you trick your brain into avoiding orgasm when your body can't stop the ejaculation.

There's like some skin to the top under which there's the pee hole, and then there's some skin to the bottom where there's the vagina hole and that's it.

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>be me
>had a gf
>had sex multiple times
>she had to guide my dick to her pussy every time
>would have piv sex
>pull out
>wed vigorously masturbate next to each other
>I'd come a huge amount of cum that my dong would hurt
>break up last August

Basically just slap your Dick on her crotch then when you feel wetness put it there have sex don't pee inside here that's how kids are made

simply peel away the outer layers until you reach the inner core

Are girls really nice? That makes me feel better.

Then they fell for the prudence meme instead of the "be fruitful and multiply" divine truth. Teaching children about their pussies is the number one priority of the parent. The fact that parents are too scared to talk about the human body to their children shows we don't deserve to exist.

Fat girls are

they're fucking with you

the moment you hesitate to jam it in they're going to lose a lot of respect for you

That makes me feel bad

Someone post the article of the guy that couldn't get his wife pregnant because he fucked her pee hole for 30 years

Surely if you're about to have sex with a girl it's someone willing to take their time with you? My first and so far only gf took my virginity and was mega patient. A chick's horniness won't immediately disappear if she likes you just cause you're doing something a little clunkily.

Do it in the missionary position that eye contact and seeing her tits bounce around will make you cum buckets

Listen to this man
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lol who cares what women thinks. once their panties are off I'm going to rape them

welcome to 2019, it's not okay for men to be inexperienced beyond the age of 14

>your teacher shouldn't educate you

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based

this guy knows

Being nice is a trait that varies from person to person. Some women are mean dicks. Some men are mean dicks. Most people are nice enough. If she likes you enough to want to put you inside her, she'll probably not be a cunt about it if you let her know you're new to doing so. Some girls really enjoy taking a guy's virginity. Almost all of them can appreciate having no bad habits to break you of.

Are you allowed to look at her tits when you're having sex? That sounds really nice.

That must've felt nice. For one of them.

Yes. You might not impress her but you can still make her feel good. Oh one more thing, try not to spend too much time just making out, let your hands wander

If you're autistic, the eye contact may actually make you anxious and kill your boner. Happened to me

>t. bitter incel shitting on everyone else's fun
Stop being a jealous asswipe maybe? Definitely have sex.

sounds made up desu

Not even meming, I had sex with my ex and I was grinding my dong on her clit and she grabbed my pen0r and shoved it in her pussy. Felt good man.

Where should your hands go?

You're just wrong bro.

>lieing to a guy that girls will be "understanding" about him not knowing what to do
>fun

>he calls the subhumans babysitting children in government mandated thought farms "teachers".

lmao so your dad accidentally jizzed in your mom and then you popped out 9 months later lol sorry kid

In your pockets.

based trips of truth

that's the terminology the poster I replied to used

completing a rubik's cube

Is the virgin thing still true if you're old though? I have a feeling that there's an age cutoff where it only becomes negative.

>have gf
>fucking regularly for two years
>still can't find the hole 100% every time
>have fun regardless

Just be like me. Also, girls won't even notice you're a virgin. Just play it cool.

Yes in my experience itll turn her on even more if your checking out her body while banging her. Even better if her ankles are on your shoulders

my first gf was really nice when we had sex for the first time ,i coudnt get an erection for some time because i was so stressed
she was very kind and understanding
despite what you read on Yea Forums most people and that includes girls are generally good people

Most of them are yes, no one is on the same experience level as their partner unless they're both virgins.

If your girl likes you and your young enough (21ish) she will not. I didn't lose my vcard until I was 20, and even though I did everything wrong it was fine, chick fucked me again and it was great. Relax

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>projecting at a guy based on your own shitty life experiences and bad judgement
>not knowing how to spell simple words

if this isn't bait, then women want you to find them visually attractive once they've shown interest in you. You can basically be an ogling creep to a girl if she tells you she likes you and she'll take it as a compliment

If you come across as a shifty weirdo. Just say something like "I haven't met the right person yet" so it seems like a choice.

Most women are utterly clueless about sex, even if they’ve had it. The amount of women I’ve met who’ve had 5+ partners, yet never had a real orgasm from what they could tell was astounding. It’s probably a Bible Belt thing, though.

OP here

I am almost 25 and I haven't told my girl that I am a virgin. She had some partners so it's a weird thing for me, because she thinks I had more than her.

installing gentoo

For first time, start at her side, slide up and down after holding there for a moment, move up to her chest but dont take too long there. Then legs. You can stay there for awhile. You can go under her shirt after this, or grab some ass. Get to her tits eventually and squeeze, pull, pinch a nip. Get her top off and stay there a bit longer. Suck em if ya want. From there boy, under the pants. You can learn to finger decent on the fly and since her pants are still on youre restricted anyway so she won't expect it to be anything but clunky.

>couldn't get an erection
I had stage fright the first couple times. it sucks dude. Thank God I like eating out the pussy

>unironically believing a populace doesn't need to be educated
>BUT THEY TEACH ACCEPTANCE AND COMPASSION FOR BLACKS AND FAAAAAAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have sex.

just ask her to put it in, I've done it hundreds of times. If you actually look down and have enough lighting it's pretty clear where you're supposed to insert your penis. If you're way too insecure just go on a porn website and look for how to videos, THEY EXIST. Chill out and remember to pace yourself

they'll want to know why. if you were ultra religious or "had an ugly teenagehood" which was my excuse then it's fine. Otherwise they'll be wary you have something seriously wrong with you over age 22

yes, stupid. The ass and pussy.

>Yea Forums marries and has sex for the first time

fags are mentally ill nigger.

I lost my v card at 25 to a 22 year old.

This was 2 years ago

girls feel special when you tell them that your a virgin. dont do it like immediately, though, do it at least a few months later minimum

Aaaaand where's the clit???

It's only weird if you make it weird. Just tell her you haven't found anyone worth losing it to before. Don't make a deal out of it.

Sneed

The clitoris is the little nubby thing on top. The hole in the middle is the vagina, that's where you want to aim. The hole on the bottom is the urethra-don't put it there.

>girls feel special when you tell them that your a virgin

If you're like in high school maybe.

It's difficult for me to explain it but it's because I never tried or attempted anything. It wasn't that I was rejected, it was that the opportunity to even be in a position where it's a possibility never happened. Don't know if that's something they would want to hear.

butt and tits, jesus people be helpful.

Girls who have had more partners won't find it weird a guy can't find the opening. You being a sweating and nervous mess will be the telltale sign, though.

It's a little button that's hard. You'll be able to find it by gauging her reaction, most girls get vocal when you get close or pass over it.

I love telling this story to people.

I couldn't come from fucking my ex with a condom, instead of being mad (she came, so there's that) she rips off the condom and gives me head. Based women are glorious, and there are a lot of them out there. Be wary of the bad ones

Based women

just make sure you drink lots of water. dont want to get in her and then not be able to pee

>she thinks I had more than her.
Why would she think that? You didn't lie to her did you? Because that makes everything worse.

I'd also like to add it doesn't take long to be competent at sex. 3 times for competence, 5 times to be good, or thereabouts.

Here's a handy guide on how to find your way around a female vagina.

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This is an octopus.

*competent with a partner

Different partners like different things. Changing from a girl who likes fucking for an hour before cumming to one who likes it rough and only takes three minutes is quite the mindfuck I can tell you.

pus is pus

Of course I had to lie. She's younger and if I told the truth, it would be finished already.

The vaginal opening is lower than you think, it is very close to her anus. My advice would be to put your dick as low as possible without touching her anus (as at this point in your relationship she will probably be turned off by your touching her butthole and you should wait until later before touching the superior anus) and then just start pushing in while sliding down until it goes in.

Yeah you're right. That's very true

3

Are there seriously girls that are completely fine with only 3 minutes? That's amazing.

>This thread

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Provided she's actually aroused it should just slide right in.

Kill yourself please. It's not a joke. I want you to kill yourself.

Ok, but before I do, why?

>Of course I had to lie.
No you didn't. You felt like you did because you fell for Hollywood/Yea Forums memes. Now you get to decide whether you risk totally blowing it by admitting you've lied all this time, or continue to build your relationship on lies and hope she never figures out.
Having had sex at all she'll probably be able to tell your virginal behavior and call you out if you don't tell her.

Yeah. She cums faster than most guys. The downside is that fucking her longer than ten minutes leads to complaints.

thanks for the advice bros. I probably won't need it anytime soon probably never considering my lifestyle but this is nice to know

Because I told you to.

my ex told me she never had an orgasm during sex and when i saw her last time she told me she still never had an orgasm (we broke up like 3 years ago)

But why did you tell me to?

How do you make sure she's aroused?

This thread is very educational, I'm in the same boat as OP except for the getting laid soon part.

>tfw there are girls in this thread right now

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jby

Her penis is erect. duh

>try to have sex
>cock literally will not fit in even with her guiding it
epic

Just whisper ‘shove it in, baby,
>profit

>girls feel special when you tell them that your a virgin
What if I'm over 30?

>or if she has pubes
She'd better, if she doesn't I'm leaving the fucking room on the spot

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girls(male) maybe

That means she wasn't aroused. Try doing more foreplay.

>She's younger and if I told the truth, it would be finished already.
No it wouldn't, at least not most likely. Considering you're a 25 year old virgin I seriously doubt whatever girl you were able to get is going to leave you because you're a virgin. Those types of girls would never want anything to do with you anyway. But once you have sex and it's clear you're a virgin and she realizes you were lying to her it probably is finished for you. You better hope she already can tell your a virgin and are lying because if she thinks you're being truthful you're fucked now.

>have sex for the first time
>girl tries to put on condom
>it doesn't fit

And that's when I learned porn gave me a weird idea about my dick being regular size.

Most girls are incapable of orgasming from penetration alone. Some women are incapable of orgasm without a long list of very specific stimulation. Some girls orgasm from wearing tight jeans. Every pussy is different.

if she's over 30 too she's probably pretty jaded and not expecting too much
just a guess tho I don't know shit

Just have her sit on top of you and give you a blowjob while you finger her vagina until it's wet. And don't be afraid to move your fingers fast, change the angle of your fingers while inside, be aggressive, and use multiple fingers.

hole is at the bottom of the vulva
clit is at the top
vaginas are literally designed to have dicks in them
its pretty foolproof

yeah women can be really based sometimes

Why is this so common? Is it that people in general are just bad at sex? Maybe I should stop panicking about it so much.

this fucking thread holy shit

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No, she's young. I got a date with her by method acting as an alpha even though I'm a wizard autist.

If buckets of her puss juice or overflowing your mouth and or dick, then she's around. It should be wet and smelly. Sex is smelly, get ready for that.

Lol
>fuck ugly girl
>dick slides right in

>fuck milf slut
>im there for hours looking for this mysterious hole to the point where it gets embarassing

Everything went wrong with that whore. She was cool though

If you touch her pussy and it's sticky and wet.
If you can see it touch her nipples and they're highly visible being stiff and erect.
Women tend to flush really heavily around their face and chest when they're aroused.
Pupils will actually dilate somewhat when she's really aroused.
Checking the pussy for slick is your aureat sign, but some women have trouble self-lubricating even when they're aroused. Your mileage may vary.

>have sex education class
>they dont teach you how to have sex

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yuck why did they draw it hairy

What smell should I be expecting?

nah i did loads foreplay, made her cum etc and she was soaked. she had vaginismus or whatever its called or think cause i could barely get half the tip in before the pain would make her whine and we'd stop.

Literally me. Nobody's ever even asked me, but if they did I would be honest

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at that point you might as well just keep up the act until she calls your bluff

I just suck the fuck outta dat pussy so my dick just fuckinf slides into it lmaoo

Since, ironically, tv and media make sex into this thing that seems to be above all and very important, people in general are scared at sex and worse than they should be because asking about things is interpreted as a weakness. Yet the best experiences come from actually talking with your partner and finding out what you both like. That should include masturbating in front of each other to learn from that and also to teach the partner how they should use their hands on you and vice versa.

Jesus christ Yea Forums, I hope this is trolling but I don't even know with this place.

Sexual dysfunction is a direct result of poor sex education making sex seem mystical or sacred. It's literally two people slapping their pissholes together to simulate (or actually) making a baby. Just remember this feeling when you have kids and don't let your children get where you are, teach them about sex and how to properly have it with a member of the opposite sex.
That goes for all of you.

salty coins

just being close to a girl and making mutual eye contact makes me rock hard, maybe I'm just high test

holy mother of kek

fish and metal

Fun fact: It's possible to tell if a girl is aroused from the smell alone. Yes, this sometimes works in public and through clothes.

We're all gonna make it

>fuck ugly girl
>dick slides right in

It's because pleasing her doesn't matter. Every ugly girl I've fucked has been easy, and easy to make them come.

Depends on girl and they're hygiene. Some will have no smell/taste like skin. For me it's been often a sour taste and smell.

>Yea Forums: AGHHH IM SO LONELY AND HORNY

>also Yea Forums: this thread

>Why is this so common?

>this thread

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Oh man, I can tell this is a bromance for life.

all the normalfag fucks in this thread need to cease living. virgins will inherit the earth

I legitimately cannot ever imagine myself being comfortable enough to masturbate in front of another person while they're doing it too.

this thread + at the same time are a real treat