Ayo cracka. Muh name be bond

British black people don’t talk like this OP

There is literally nothing edgy about this. GO BACK

>Jannea Bond enters the Casino to play poker with the villain...

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>british black people
So british people?

I'm gay but I would lick her chocopuss

If she fucks a white man I'm all for it.

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>Jane Bond infiltrates the evil organization lair, disguised as a janitor.

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Does anyone really care about James Bond anymore? If anything this is a cynical attempt to get people interested in it again. Either the movie will do well and they'll keep making kween bond shit or it will bomb and they will go back to making James Bond movies again.

pretty based desu
no one would expect a black lady to be a british super spy

She has a loicence to kill bois

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FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK WOMAN

Calm down,lennon

SHE DA JANITOR NIGGA

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nice toes, any closeups?

>DAYUM IM TOO BLACK FOR THIS SHIET

:)

The pun delivery after Bond dispatches an enemy is going to be replaced by her shouting WORLDSTAR

AYO WHERE DA CRAPS TABLE AT?

The shill media will love it. Audiences will hate it. It'll be rebooted again in 5 years so none of this shit matters anyway.

>female
>nigger
>SJW
This movie is gonna catastrophically bomb holyshit.

Niggers

This is unironcally closer to reality

License to shrill

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>Jamessa Bong drowns in the first 15 minutes of the movie when trying to sneak on a boat

That nigger looks disgusting.

i want her to squeeze my dick with her strong black legs

wat do

>Get me a vodka cocktail, and shake that shit up

Boon. She Boon.

WUH D'YALL SPECT ME TO DO, JIVE?!

and ugly too

I honestly would have preferred Idris Elba. At least he got the "black gentleman" image down rather than a hood nigger.

fucking lol. and true. double-o heaven, cus u jus no dem nogs lubz dey jeezuss

>international foodstamps
Holy fuck what would this be able to do

free food worldwide?

THE N-WORD. YOU SAID IT. WE CAME.

>"Its just a word!"

OH "NO!". IT IS A MEANS TO SUMMON US

>"W-who are you?!"

JANITORS IN THE FURTHEST REGIONS OF 4CHANNEL. CRINGE TO SOME. BASED TO OTHERS.

>"It was a m-mistake! I didn't mean it!. You can go to hell!"

WE CANT. WE DO IT FOR FREE.

YOU SAID THE N-WORD. WE CAME.
AND NOW YOU MUST COME GET BANNED.
WE HAVE SUCH HOTPOCKETS TO SHOW YOU.

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finna use tha ebt card cross dem state lines, nowatimean niqqa?

She looks a lot better with hair. Her close cut afro makes her look retarded. FIX IT!

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>WHERE DEM SLOTS AT, TURKEY?

Is it really too much to ask they create their own gay, black female characters instead of blackwashing original ones?

>create their own
have you not noticed all the goddamn remakes lately?
>discussing, let alone watching a single one of them
yeah...no.

Is that a real pic for marketing?

You can't be this stupid...

Bond is a glownigger working for the globalists, so a nigger works

>you cannot not live online as much as i do to not know this
some ppl still can't tell when shit's photoshopped. even when it's poorly done. crazy, i know. fucking idiot. not even the same user.

I'm sorry Ms Bond but the casino does not have any street dice tables

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Fuck the laser watch I want to be able to ger skittles and sweet tea wherever I go. Japan, Sri Lanka, Mozambique, Chile, Canada

Idris Elba actually dodged a bullet

the backlash to this is going to be unfucking real

Bail bond maybe

007 = RANK
JAMES BOND = JAMES BOND

The entire point of this movie series is how he is getting old(er). There is nothing actually wrong with his "retiring" or whatever

>Mouse shills copy pasting debunked talking points

>wow where did you learn to fight like that
>i had 5 brothas

SHOO NAW MISSUH BAWND BUH DEESE NIGGUHS GUH GUDDA BE DUH BIGGUH BAPPINAPPINAW NIGGUHS. DAEWA GIDDA BE DA BAW WIDDA DEE. AE NO NOBAH BE GAH GON FO AH GEH PAID. YAW BIH GAW BE GEH YO BLACKASS BAH YO GEH YAW ASS WHOOPED BIH

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So why not assign another number? You people have a difficult answering this all too simple question. Its because it's written by a feminist that wants to make Bond PC marketable for a group of people that don't even watch the movies let alone could care less about his history.
>Its to make the next 007 an SJW poster child. Just be honest dude

Debunked what? We saw his REAL name is JAMES BOND in Skyfall

James Bond took 007 number himself in the first movie. When M died guess what her "M" title didn't retire.

yes. And?

Yes, and literally since the beginning of the franchise 007 and James Bond have been interchangeable. This is a fig leaf. You're resorting to technicalities, word games, and semantics to cover your ass. Anyone with a shred of cynicism can see through this.

What about Jimmy Bond? The Hawaiian 007

>the backlash to this is going to be unfucking real
Lol today was just announced and we are having this reactions from normies. The memes are going to write themselves before is even screened. I bet it will take several directors to finish this shitfest.

They unironicly are

Again, Bond all throughout history, the movies, the books, the cartoons, the video games had 007 assigned to him. It's part of HIS identity. They knew the what they were doing by not assigning the nigger another number. They had 999 to choose from to make her own. Stop splitting hairs user.

But if Bond is retired, then his number becomes available. Presumably the other numbers have agents already, and it's unlikely that 2 agents would retire at the same time.

>double-o-woke

what rap music will they use?

The funniest thing about these threads is white nerds trying to sound "black" with slang that's several years outdated

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This is the best pasta in recent years, bravo.

Does anyone really care about Hollywood or the mainstream media anymore? It's all rotten. I'm so beyond getting annoyed at this kind of shit.

Look asshole. No other Bond franchise has had this level of continuity. So if he retired he retired for now.

>b-b-but different actors
all play the same, same, same, same character

hope thats enough emphasis

that's pretty sad. none of it was funny or clever.

"M" wasn't originally written as a woman. Look at the movies or read the books. Like Bond said in Casino Royale
>I thought M was a randomly assigned letter. Not that it stood for
Then she interrupted him. According to this current Bond timeline. Fiennes choose to carry on the letter "M" as it was fitting being that M was originally a Man. You keep picking and choosing your points. Is only demonstrating you know nothing about Bond just like the rest of those idiots

Unlikely that all 999 others are being used. MI 5 agents have a very short life expectancy.
>Mal adjusted young men that would think very little of giving to Queen and Country
That's a direct quote from M in Casino Royale. Keep trying though

Wrong person?

Sure it's not like Connery or Moore versions of Bond didn't last a decade or two. Fucking Plebs the lot of you. Keep embarrassing yourself monkey.

I think i have hemeroids, my ass feels like I'm sat on broken glass

Have you considered seeing doctor? Is this recurring?

They probably assign them in numerical order, lowest free number first. So 001-006 are assigne dot active agents, we got this new agent, oh look the next free number is 007 because Bond just retired.

My bad that was from Vesper not M

Been a while, comesd and goes. Too embarrassed to go to my doctor and spread my ass cheeks for him

>for Egypt Jamal?

Hey man, they're trained medical professionals. These things happened. I had like a serious urinary tract issue. Had to see a urinologist about it. Confidentiality is a thing.

Spare us your fan fiction. Sony knows why they did it. The feminist writer knows why she did it. Facts don't care about your logic or your history cherry picking. This was to score cool points with left wing dolts.

I can't even imagine what the conversations about this at english pubs and blue collar workplaces will be like

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Basically this. You could conjure up some lame excuses based on technicalities and shit but...it's hollow.

Except she's not going to be Bond. Daniel Craig is back one more time. She's going to be the new 007. There's a difference. I'm not saying that it's a good move or a smart move, but at least get your passive-aggressive critiques correct.

Im laughing like a little kid at this thread

Its just going to be for this one movie anyway. Then they'll retcon it in 5 years. Fuck it. Let them see how dumb an attempt like this is. If they want to burn money to make a statement thats on them.

It’s not photoshopped. It’s just an old photoshoot she did.

>there's a difference!
This is such a lame bad faith argument.

Black slang now is just bruh and nigga now

How come minorities can't establish their own franchises and always have to leech off ones already made?

It goes away within two days at the most.
Eat more raisins with your breakfast.
You're welcome.

Yeah, nigs very rarely speak in ebonics to/around whites. If an actual black guy was on here, you'd likely be none the wiser.

Not him. Will grapes work? Raisins are, after all, just dried grapes.

Aye Yo Bond! I put these 29’ rims on yo whip son.

so, you be sayin is.. dat we from the past n shieet? The past is racis cracka, watch yo mouf

Like this user implied, the discussion would be to poor to pertain to any conversations.

>70s-90s blacks travel forward in time to harass NEETs on an anonymous Himalayan Basket Weaving forum
Would it be kino?

>
s-90s blacks travel forward in time to harass NEETs on an anonymous Himalayan Basket Weaving forum
>Would it be kino?
What the fuck are you talking about?

lol, nice viral marketing.

Ms. Bond you can put the two bottles of Vodka and Champaign back on the table. The drinks are free for the players there’s no need to steal them.

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ayo, you be using dem big words cracka. and because I don't understand dem im taking it as disrespect, watch ur mayonaise mouf

Ayo duh name Bond, Jamequeefa Bond.

>Found the summerfag

What's their endgame with blackwashing white creations?

First you remove them from the TV, then from in front the TV. Nobody will even notice.

i said watch yo mouf cavedweller

Lol nicks or some shit probably will be the opening song

>Fucking spear chuckers
Kek

>"Ayo Q, whatcha got fo me?"
>"Bond, for tonight's mission, you are to infiltrate the SPECTRE HQ in Budapest and steal the Nuclear codes. This should be a walk in the park for you people"
>"Chu mean "YOU PEOPLE"?"
>Blaxploitation riff plays

Guys, I don't think it'll be as bad as you say.

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Ur a dumbass stfu

Thank you put that kid to sleep he’s retarded

White fragility ITT

isn't the plot that bond moves out of 007 and she replaces him?
there's still a james bond, she's just another 00 agent

Did you also say black fragility in that devianart thread of white Black Panther?

Go the fuck home you liberal fuck

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Eventually that pleb wouldve pulled some muh racist or sexist shit like the rest of the plebs on social media. Im so sick of these people

Yes. But no one is going to read this

Guess we're going back to campy Bond that's perfect and untouchable because they'll never allow a woman to be hurt by a man in a movie.

This is the opposite of "going back"

How many woman agents do you think there have ever been LET ALONE A NIGGER cause we all know they are so smart and can really think on their feet

Make you hate the past. Destroy things you hold sacred. That way you look at things you used to love, with complete disdain. Easier to usher in totalitarianism that way.

With HORRIBLE continuity you fuck. There was a keyword there.

MORE LIKE GOING BLACK.

I like the people in here that are like “let the do what they want who cares” those people are why America sucks

What is one to do? I'm just gonna vote with my wallet. This shitshow will collapse on itself.

Yeah a word you choose to gloss over.
>All of Connery movies were connected
>All of Moores movies were connected
Connery spanned 2 decades
Moore made twice as many movies as Connery and also spanned 2 decades. Your points are moot. You are a faggot pleb that just wants a free ride on the hype train. While debating fans of the franchise. So I say again. Keep embarrassing yourself.

I’m not going to see bond or Star Wars movies anymore. I don’t care anymore.

Yea I can’t wait for republicans to win again next year the liberal tears are gonna taste great

No. British people are English, Welsh, Scottish or (Northern) Irish.

Oh no, they're going to lose soundly. Zoomtards are overwhelmingly liberal. Old farts are dying out. Trump is a flash in the pan. All down hill from there, friend. Hope you have your dual citizenship and paperwork ready.

Lol yea I’m right there with you. It’s sad it really is...I pray every day that the country splits so we don’t have to live with all the fucking nuts who base all their opinions off of what their told

The last great boomer franchise draws its final breath. Had a feeling Craig would lead it to ruin.

Ur probably right honestly but if someone crazy gets elected I might leave the country

All of these losers just see
>Another victory for the cause
They really can't tell they are just pawns in the rich jews game.

>>All of Connery movies were connected
>>All of Moores movies were connected

Look I know its hard for you. But they had bad continuity. Literally a scene at most referencing an older movie and it wasn't even in all the fucking movies. The only real shit we get is his fucking wife being mentioned sometimes.

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It's coming soon enough. They keep making jokes and think they will have the protection to say and do whatever they want. But it'll be over soon.

Yea Jews are honestly worse than niggers

There ain't no black on the union jack.
Norf F.C

Fuckin right! Either that or I’m leaving

We could have had more strong black female representation!

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This fucking guy. So Felix, Q, Monteypenny, Blofelfld and SPECTRE are just background decorations for your hallow argument? Get the fuck out of here pleb

She looks like Tyler the creator

>character literally gets blasted by a giant fucking bomb
>they want to bring her back
Pray tell, anons, what kinda continuity is this?

The Jew (Cultural Marxist) supported White Liberals which in turn promoted the niggers into victims. It's all circular.

I love how little integrity amerimutts have that they are okay with racemixing propaganda as long as the white one is a dude.
What a pathetic, wretched nation of mongrels.

based

it's 2019 brah. there is such thing as a black European and a white African

Nah, America is big enough. New franchises will emerge in ways we cannot predict yet.

no

No, the white one is referred to as like an invader or some shit.

I think you mean "invader" and "invader"

yes

Bro this os a fight for Western Civilization. Ill be damned if im relocating to some third world cesspool to spare these fools what they helped put in motion.

What's funny is NPCs will go and see this even if they don't care about bond films at all simply because they feel like they're being altruistic and on the right side of history. Marketers simply exploit societal trends and mass psychology to sell their product. Identity politics is big right now, might as well capitalize on it. The controversy helps also as free advertising.

a pig born in a stable is still a pig, sry to break it to u

Dude there are so many goddamn continuity errors between Connery/George Lazenby. It was there but loose as fuck. I didn't say it didn't exist.

Learn to fucking read I said we've never had Bond continuity like in the Craig movies. You can't prove me wrong because you know I am fucking right.

This but unironically.

>BRUH WYPIPO BIG MAD COME JAMES BOND BLACC GIRL. ISSA REMAKE SHE FINNA GET A LISENCE TO KILL

There you go

Names Bond.
Bail bond.

We are far from the end of Hollywood's downward slope of delusion and mediocrity.

You do know that they took part in two separate universes right? Like all the other Bonds played by different actors. Phew man, are you really this stupid or just having an off night?

Its the same exact bond. But good job for dragging this out so long.

KEK

Fuck Hollywood.

On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare

I hope she seduce an insecure angry racist incel white boy in the movie

>all of those 10/10 bond women over the years compared to this tramp
>we get this as the next female bond
if they're gonna do it then do it but jesus christ why get someone incredibly ugly?

Great choice

As a whole, absolutely. Person by person? There are a few civilized ones. The civilized ones usually are not too keen on the black "culture" that thugs represent.

back to /pol/ inbred

HE CUTE!

Lmao

Yea well idk what this shit might be like in ten years but I agree with you I wouldn’t back down hopefully there’s a civil war and they all die

Yeah sure, im sure you're use to public education. So ill drop this on you for closing. M although played by Dame Judy Dench in both Brosnan and Craig Bonds. Is not, wait for it, the same M. Its two completely different versions. Do you want to know why?Well besides the fact that two different actors played Bond. It takes place in TWO SEPARATE UNIVERSES.
>Keep crying into your pillow snowflake.

>implying that is a position exclusive to /pol/
back to plebbit

Expect 2020 to be a very interesting year. Stay safe brother.

This. This is funny