Actors are literally memeing people to suicide swarm Area 51

If there were they've long since been moved to the North Pole or some remote site that not everyone and their fucking grandma is familiar with

is this the expendables 4?

Huh, it's almost like it's an OP coordinated by Tom Delonge. Weird.

thats what they want you to think user

Dilation doesn't count as sex.
Speaking of which you're probably overdue for today's 12th dilation.

Hell yeah be sure to watch the Bob Lazar documentary only on Netflix! And be sure to visit the gift shop after!

If there were aliens, they wouldn't give a shit if we knew about them because there's nothing we could do about it

Area 51 is/was just an aircraft research and testing base you fucking retards.

It's a military aircraft research facility

but after you join the 46% he'll still be having sex to catch up

first for Bob Lazar is an idiot

Yup. Area 52 is where the high level alien tech and bodies are stored.

Most likely the case. I think it's just its proximity to Roswell that started the whole thing.
Of course there's probably other shit that's been developed or tested there outside of just aircraft.

aka they reverse engineer alien tech

There's not even any proof that aliens have visited earth at all. If there were, we wouldn't be at Area 51 that's for certain. The universe is just too big for anything to travel to here, that technology just isn't possible.

This. They can't possibly think that the government would STILL keep aliens and ufos in Area 51, after all of the attention it's gotten.

imagine giving a fuck about any air force base. i'll never stop being grateful for katrina raining out pensacola and sending me straight to jax.

Good.

If you dropped off a stealth bomber to cave men, they wouldn't be able to do anything with it. Humans wouldn't be able to reverse engineer alien tech because our technology is too far advanced

our guy just joined in on the fun

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Jacksonville is literally the worst city in Florida

Jackie Chan would mop the floor with those three posers

>our technology
What did he mean by this?

Now do Dan Akroyd

>our technology

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>he
An advanced alien species wouldn't even have genders

This guy gets it. If they exist, they don't travel across the universe to get stuck in some fucking goobers hangar.

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they have a technology exchange deal with the ayys and give them human cattle in return

Of course there aren't any fucking aliens in area 51.

Earth is a computer simulation.

Area 51 about to get litty

>what are natural resources
i doubt interstellar travel is cheap.

Imagine the day """they""" realize adding a virtual gift shop after a movie would work.

The aliens are already here bro but in another dimension

>aliens are freed
>they go on a killing rampage
>every single raider was killed
>it goes on a warpath from areo51 straight down to brazil before it's stopped
>thousands dead
based

this guy knows
god these migraines are getting worse

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Shut up Lucas, you suck.

If anything was there, they wouldn't have declassified files. Anything that was there, was probably moved else to actual secret bases.

there is not a single rare resource in this planet, not for a space faring civilization

where were they traveling to if not earth?
they could have landed on a moon to refuel and then come here. we are the most interesting thing in the solar system, and life can exist here, of course they are coming here

If you want to invade and find secrets, you can't just give them so much head start, all the evidence could be gone by now

that does not count as sex

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that you're aware of, for all we know there could be aliens who's power comes from fools gold or something else we deem worthless

No, of course not. Aliens do not exist.

>Crashland in America of all places, post-WW2 when militaries were developing rocket and ship technologies

Totally real guys!

>we are the most interesting thing in the solar system
>of course they are coming here
Our fucking hubris is unmatched in the galaxy.
They only come to talk to (and fuck) the dolphins, earth's TRUE intelligent species.
One look at niggers & they'll give up on us as a species for continuing to allow them to exist.

>we need recources
>let's probe some fucking cows

>we

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>what is oil

>that pic

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>arnold
isnt he the gouverner or however you type it of florida? shouldnt he get in trouble for this tweet?

Think about it, if a few thousand americans showed up to storm area 51, would the US government actually slaughter citizens on American soil?
Thats civil war potential

>for a space faring civilization

>oil is useful for alien

by "we" i meant earth

who says they didnt send like a probe to see how we would react to first contact? like some kind of a bullshit organic puppet they made up to be just alien enough yet familiar enough and observe our reaction to decide whether its good to proceed? i think they did, and saw we would lose our shit and commit nuclear sudoku and decided to leave us alone because we cannot be trusted with interstellar tech. we cant be trusted dude, caspere knew that

I don’t care about aliens. Let’s raid the place where the actor cloning vats are located. I want a prime Lohan and prime ricci to be my loli maids

the most you can ever achieve in life is to become a statistic.

No it's not you dumb burger, the American government kills it's own citizens for no reason on a daily basis and no one does anything about it, some zoomers running into a military base are not going to result in anything.

BASED
I'll take two instead of a Lohan, please

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>cant even have sexy thoughts for 3 months
is this real?

Imagine your former dick cells trying to get an erection while it's healing.

I love this, is like pewdiepie vs t-series

Actual good b8

It’ll come apart if you get an erection.

He’s not in office any more.

dilate

How the fuck do you know? They find new shit in the ground every god damn day. A huge problem is the average retard like yourself sees academia as infallible when really it's just a bunch of experts in one subject that act like they know what their talking about.

California and he served his term.

You're either foreign or retarded.

every single element in the periodic table exist in absurd quantities all over the universe, even in our own system

what if aliens are real but extinct?

fucking ZOOMER

Right...Area 52!

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based

Which is far more interesting than believing in make believe aliens

Pretty logical, actually. The chances of two intelligent species existing at the same time, given the universe's age, are slim.
I think there's actually about 1-2 intelligent species per galaxy, but they're all so far removed from one another that if FTL isn't possible, we might as well all be alone, we'll never run into one another.

Why would anyone subject themselves to this? I understand trans people have a lot of mental issues and really really want to be a different gender, but is spending 2-3yrs taking care of a barely functioning meat hole actually better than just excepting the dick is there? There is nothing brave about doing this stupid shit to your body.

fucking top kek
thanks for the reaction image

Test

We must do what Johnny Depp failed to do

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have kids nigger

There used to be. Got to known but the goverment keeps up the show to distract you from the realxbase where they keep the ayy'

hehe pls guys dont talk about having sex its not funny

do you think if there was, you would know of the existance of the location?

this guy is right. there is absolutely no reason for aliens to worry about earth any more than you would worry about an ant hive in a forest 10 miles from you. anything they want is abundant in space.

>calls you an incel

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damn, you mean to tell me actors aren't actually planning to go to Area 51?

i call bullshit

>a tranny version of "have sex"
Good fucking god my sides

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AYY

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