Dude, Alex Jones lmao

Well he's not working at a newspaper because no one gives a shit about newspapers anymore
At least they didn't turn him into a mulatto reporter at Buzzfeed

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The thing is in the movie this guy wasnt on an infowars type internet show, he was being broadcast in times square, and everyone trusted the source.

as far from alex jones as one can get.

Bugle you brainlet, learn to fucking read, there’s even a bugle inside the “U” in bugle

Oh for fucks sake you couldn't get a more blatant parody. Look the background, his clothes, the papers strewn around, the way he shouts everything (admittedly this is a trait of JJJ's as well as Jones), the fucking logo, the mic

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Does that mean JJJ watches tranny porn as well?

It doesn't even make sense to call it the daily bugle anymore

>literally posts a doctored video
>"no guys he's telling the truth!"

>millennials think you should be depersonfied, deplatformed and have to live in an alley simply because you believe in a conspiracy theory

how long until they start voting for 80IQ mutts to rewrite the constitution to be more friendly to trans lesbians

How are you coming to that? They are comparing Alex to JJJ. JJJ was a scum bag printing any libel he can get without a care. Non-fake my ass

i never said it wasnt supposed to be alex jones, it just doesnt work when its being published in times square as a seemingly trusted and promoted news source everyone will auto believe, that's why it didnt work as a parody of jones, it was the opposite of him

learn to read as well

I'll give a bonus to whoever can get me video of former-man!

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You're a moron, JJJs segment was a clip shown in a more legit news bulletin.

You fucking moron.

Only Alex Jones can save us from the Interdimensional Space Vampires.

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I figured he was supposed to be a version of GGG

also, GGG > JJJ

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There was an AJ-like character in the movie "Arrival", also. He was talking about how the ayy lmaos were in league with the elites and the deep state, etc.

I think shitlibs have a love-hate relationship with AJ. They hate his politics, but his machismo and aesthetics are just so captivating.

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>daily bulge

This next one is a little Yea Forums, but in the new Deus Ex games, the AJ expy is one of the only people in the know about Illuminati shit and bringing it to the public. He's constantly on the in-game radios trying to tell people mostly-correct versions of actual events.

Maybe. More like an energized Perry White. Raimi took the Superman 78' version and exaggerated JJJ.

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>gaped wonder stuns city
why is this degenerate superman gaping around the city?

Yeah because you see, the (((corporate media))) are the good guys, alternative media, very bad.

Everyone likes JJJ, suck it volcels

>Alex Jones
off to your containment boreds virgins

Don't forgot that in the new Spider-man game, he literally predicted the dangers of the power vacuum caused by King Pin's arrest, the danger of Sable, and how pretty much everything is Spider-man's fault. However, he also admits when Spider-man isn't at fault and refuses to be bribed by Osborn.

>the president of the united states is a secret KGB agent who was compromised by Putin and cheated in the election!

Oh wow, now this is the REAL news, because its on every station!

>They're turning the frogs GAY!

What? You can't say stuff like that and just lie to people, we're going to have to ban you from every thing and cancel your bank accounts.

Hmmmm

every mainstream media news outlet has had to print endless retractions every year. meanwhile infowars and project veritas have literally perfect track records for truthiness and rachel maddow is still boogeymanning about 'da evil russians' a year ++ after that story has been debunked.

alex jones is a literal modern day freedom fighter and hero for humanity. anyone who disagrees is a retard and/or satanic communist scumbag.

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>lying with impunity and disavowing accountability means your """news""" organization has a perfect track record
Refusing to admit you're wrong doesn't make you right.

Doesnt mean he wasn't a dick just because you like him.

We all know how much you like dick

And? Michael Jordan was a dick as well...........

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Underrated post

>boreds

Seething so hard you can't type correctly.

>the president of the united states is a secret KGB agent who was compromised by Putin and cheated in the election!
Quote your source or quit being a hyperbolic faggot.

Awful post right here

>perfect track records for truthiness
>truthiness
You're arguing for the other poster and don't realize it.

>>lying with impunity and disavowing accountability means your """news""" organization has a perfect track record

ya cause alex jones led us into iraq under the false pretenses of WMD, not fox, cnn, and msnbc. and alex jones reported fake stories about assad 'gassing his own people' with staged photographs. and alex jones led us on a 3 year witch hunt over 'russians hacking our elections' since 2016.

the only thing they have on alex jones is he gave a platform for people to speculate over the weird discrepancies THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA presented involving sandy hook and THEIR conflicting reports. and they've now lost that court case against him.

Too refined. Alex Jones is much louder and fatter and sweats pork rind grease.

>he doesn't know

alex jones should unironically sue disney. that would be such a shitshow to watch.

The only thing they have on Alex Jones is that he as admitted in court to be full on kayfabe on his show which means he has no credibility. Alex Jones is the Ashida Kim of journalism.

No. JJJ has atleast journalistic integrity

He couldn't win against a 4th rate yogurt maker, how is he gonna beat Disney?

No. They did it because no one else Was good enough, he's the heart ledger joker of Marvel movies except he hasn't died of a drug overdose.
Its very telling any previous spiderman post Sam Raimi trilogy didn't even feature him because most likley chances are the filmmakers knew they were to broke to afford him and couldn't replace him.

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>pol is pro alex jones married to a kike and owned by time warner
Fucking kill yourself sneed.

thank you for proving my point?

>time warner asset can sue disney
Lol

Why is he bald? Why wouldn’t they give him a wig?

>Tom Holland plays Spider-man PS4
>New movie has JJJ doing Alex Jones

Tom you little slut

>JJJ was a character created as an archetype of the corporate press owner who creates a narrative that suits his agenda and the public scoops up
>now that Trump is president and he calls journalists out as the liars they are, the character is now an Alex Jones parody so that it's okay to laugh at him

I don't even like Alex Jones, but this is fucked up.

>>pol is pro alex jones married to a kike and owned by time warner
>>time warner

and time warner is owned by putin, right? fucking libtards and their conspiracy theories. yikes and bluepilled.

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Why do some people pretend to take Alex Jones seriously?

Try turning on a TV retard

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Coexist nigger

>I think shitlibs have a love-hate relationship with AJ.
No, it's just that AJ is the new representative for the conspiracy-obsessed right-wing

>No, it's just that AJ is the new representative for the conspiracy-obsessed right-wing

meanwhile libs all think trump is a secret nazi who works for the russians???? how does that shit even work?? fucking retards lol

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Yeah he was.

Was.

I would have 100% preferred them giving literally anyone another shot at the part.. This is a rehash of something that will never capture the magic of the original performance.

Definitely wanted someone else.. The hype was cool initially.. But now that it's over and you think about it, it's low hanging fruit.

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Why do females mistake exaggerated eye and mouth movements with acting?

The comics have been Yea Forums tiered pozzed AIDS since 2014

Funny when you realize Alex Jones plays a character and when you research what he actually means by stuff like "turning the frogs gay", he's often correct.

>Why do females mistake exaggerated eye and mouth movements with acting?

cuz its a parody show? retard lol

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Dude pizzagate isnt real

>epstien gets arrested years later

Pddft but drumpf

This isn't even the first time he's been arrested for being a pedophile.

What did he mean by this?

You're half-correct. AJ is fuel for Zionist boomers who don't trust the establishment.

/pol/ and most white nationalists call him out for being a Zionist shill who makes lots of disinfo, though. For instance, he claimed that (((Hollywood))) was controlled by Chinese and Arabs, instead of Jews.

Everything that led up to Ultimate Spiderman getting spun off in desperation in the 00's was already shit to its core.

>Dude pizzagate isnt real

ppfft next thing you'll tell me is epstein helped found the clinton foundation and the clintons helped laura silsby illegally smuggle children out of haiti and that james alefantis who owns comet pingpong is the gay lover to david brock, the head of the pro-clinton and pro-pedophilia media matters inc!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont believe u!

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I notice the president's face isn't on that wall of "Russian contacts" and the words "KGB agent" and "cheated in the election" aren't featured at all.
You literal hyperbolic faggot.

No, he's an out and proud pseudo-nazi who's too stupid to understand he's a Russian asset used to undermine Western interests.
Not unlike yourself.

>You're half-correct. AJ is fuel for Zionist boomers who don't trust the establishment.
>
>/pol/ and most white nationalists call him out for being a Zionist shill who makes lots of disinfo, though. For instance, he claimed that (((Hollywood))) was controlled by Chinese and Arabs, instead of Jews.

yikes and low IQ pilled.

if alex jones is a zionist, why come they all come him an anti-semite for criticizing israel? and why come the jews the jews sold half the hollywood studios and US theaters to china?

>but his machismo and aesthetics are just so captivating.
funniest thing I've read on 4chin in years, thanks user

cope

>No, he's an out and proud pseudo-nazi who's too stupid to understand he's a Russian asset used to undermine Western interests.

>hurf it's in Western interests to completely deconstruct itself with social justice homofaggotry and critical race theory

>No, he's an out and proud pseudo-nazi who's too stupid to understand he's a Russian asset used to undermine Western interests.

yea, trump sure is undermining american interests by not dragging us into new wars, stopping the flow of third worlders, allowing the communists to take over, and not letting giant tech corporations usurp our country! god damn trump and his increased employment rates, our surging economy, and less dead US soldiers! GOD DAMN HIM, AM I RIGHT?

I want to be a teen girl that is enslaved by Emma Roberts to be her well kept lezzy pussy pet tbqpf

>cope

telling me to cop when our guy is in the white house and yer old lady is on her death bed. pic related faggot lol.

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love watching the qtards race to integrate epstein into their extended universe

>buh buh daddy trump was just keeping an eye on epstein so he could take him down in ten years when he became president

>I want to be a teen girl that is enslaved by Emma Roberts to be her well kept lezzy pussy pet tbqpf

dont we all

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>telling me to cop when our guy is in the white house

But it's you, user. You're as easily upset and whiny a drama queen as exists anywhere.

Based

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Alex Jones is a dumb cunt. Defending him is not what our side needs right now.

I'm angry

I've had enough of these people

>>buh buh daddy trump was just keeping an eye on epstein so he could take him down in ten years when he became president

thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/attorney-epstein-victims-praises-trumps-helpful-information-case

youtube.com/watch?v=Yqb59n69Z80

except literally, you have the lawyers who are taking down epstein praising trump for his testimony against epstein.

>not even the federalist but some shit blog
>rando youtube link

not even once

Aside from this obvious Alex Jones shout out, the movie was insanely anti-media, so much so that I’m surprised this cut was even allowed. Hear me out.
>Reference to Buzzfeed as a source, MJ immediately quips how you can’t trust everything on the internet.
>Another quip, I think by Happy about the media being unreliable (would need to see again to get details right).
>One of the main themes of the movie was illusion, and it introduced normies to problem-reaction-solution in accessible form.
>The one pulling these false flags is decorated in Illuminati symbology, from triangle eyes to stars of David forming from Mysterio’s “magic” triangles.
So for me, the Jones bit was worth it for all of the other subtle redpilling this movie did.

don't get ahead of yourself breh you might need him again tomorrow
it's not like he's any more of a liability than you asshats after all

Alex jones is a shill.

>Alex jones is a shill.

he shills energy bars and t-shirts. meanwhile the MSM shills for endless war, destabalizing the third world, installing communism, and satanic pedophiles. ill take the energy bars, t-shirts, and truth, thanks tho.

sometimes you folks get so close. well, two out of four ain't bad

>sometimes you folks get so close. well, two out of four ain't bad
go back to watching rachel maddow fearmonger about da evil russian nazis. yikesssssssssssssssss

Because they consider him a "gatekeeper" that leads normies too close to the truth.

Even if he supports Israel and Jews, he still supports civnat; which Jews fear will lead to whitenat.

it's funny how you chuds think everybody who's not like you thinks rachel maddow is great

>chud

Found the Chapo Cuck House listener.

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wow, somebody put a lot of effort into that. you folks don't have a clue.

Nobody says folks online unless they are pretending to be down to earth, nigger

this. Upper class white people who support socialism aren't exactly average Joes. When they try to relate to black people and say "y'all" its even worse.

whatever you say, user

As a southern boy the internet left using y’all makes me mega cringe all the time

Soi leftists use words like "folks" and "y'all" because niggers are their only available role model for masculinity.

Ironically, niggers got their language quirks partly from Southern whites.

you fucks spend so much time talking about what other people are supposedly like. do you even stand for anything?

So you're saying he should have been Steven Crowder?

Freedom

well that's pleasantly vague

Truth, beauty, pusy

The water is making the lizards gay.

>chud

Go back to complaining about Jordan Peterson, Mr. Redditor

>watching TV

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tell me what to do, lobster daddy

>meanwhile libs all think trump is a secret nazi who works for the russians????
It's not a secret

>chuds

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>unironically being a communist
lmao

Boomer here. I thought that was Mean Gene Oakerland.

it's funny how you think everybody who's not like you thinks like everybody else on this board

Friendly reminder that there are hundreds if not thousands of russians flooding every community where your identity is not verified. They have been doing this for years. Even Joe Rogan confirmed this. They want to influence you and that should concern you.

Keep that in mind when you read threads like this one.

>America is the whole West
You forgot literally shitting on the idea of representative democracy and separation of powers, normalizing autocratic rule, dick riding autocrats and despots because he's jealous of how much power they wield, undermining press freedom, blowing up every alliance with a democratic Western power we have, while literally making millions of dollars selling access and political favors. Super glad he's only PRETENDING to try and start world war 3 every month or 2.
>MUH ECONOMY
Coasting off the Obama years is not an achievement, get back to me when the results of the tax break and the trade war trickle down to his base in a few years.

>>America is the whole West
why the fuck should america care about the interests of shitholes like europe, canada, and australia. they want to slit their own throats, thats their prerogative.

Agreed, stable genius and strong independent woman POCAOC should be president

They crawl out from under rocks
And got green colored skin

>It's okay when Democrat supporting media put forth crazy conspiracy theories
Screw that. Shit like this is why journalism is dead.

why didn't they have impersonate the lispy faggot from Vox

>facts are just crazy conspiracy theories because they're inconvenient for me
Ah yes, who needs facts when you have "alternative facts", am I right?

>BUH Y SHUD MERRICA CARE ABOUT OUR NEAREST GEOGRAPHIC NEIGHBOR
You're letting Russia win then. Good job.
I would unironically vote for your boogeyman just to watch you cry even if I didn't actually agree with all of her stances. I do.

>he's a Russian asset used to undermine Western interests.
Do you realize with the Dems talking about how Russia hacked our election in some gra d conspiracy THEY are the ones undermining America by buying Russia's psy op to make us think Putin controls us? These idiots are playing right into what Russia wants us to think tby pussing the Russian puppet narrative. (Besides. It was Izrael, not Russia who "rigged" it for him. Mainly because the Saudis "rigged" it for Hillary. If you count untold billions being spent by foreign entities to promote US canidates as "rigging", that is..)

CNN and MSNBC are just as full of shit as Fox News and Trump's press confrences. Maddow and company is full of their alternate facts and false narratives as the loons supporting Republicans.

you almost went the whole post without exposing yourself but you just couldn't help it