It says with pulp.
It says with pulp
THAS RIGHT COCKSUCKAH GO BACK TO NU JOISEY
Settle this right now
Did he have the makings of a varsity athlete?
was tony in the wrong?
Some pulp is based though. Tony was right as usual.
ITS DA JACKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
This, it's the best choice.
This says with dubs.
>Ay Carmela, where are those 17oz DANSANI™ water bottles you bought?
that's right cock sucka
go back to new jursey
ITS FUCKIN STARTING
was it product placement?
GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKIN HOLE
>Throws phone at OP
Davie...you're doin' a good job...
>and the mailman. At that point I had to fully commit
Do you think Meadow's a fan of "some pulp"?
Is there a list of films that includes scenes with orange juice
She's a big fan of whatever the gooks and the half jew pseud-moolinyan quadroons tell her to ingest
The classic one is Trading Spaces.
And what kind of stuff is that?
>Very observant. The sacred and the propane
Based retarded carmine
fuck i need to shop a pic of him being quoted as saying the has anyone really been far pasta
Your brother Billy, whateva happened there.
THAT ANIMAL BLUNDETTO
yes, if I did then Tony Soprano most certainly did
Hot Cuban jewess.
I am reminded of Lewis thee whatevah's finance minista, "da" something. He built the chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even outshone Ver-sails, where the king lived.
My favorite part about amateur porn by far are all those cross necklaces
Sauce
In no way is he the best, but Carmine might be my favorite character. Fucking guys so retarded it’s hysterical
>Jamal Ginsberg is fighting Tony
He wasn't booksmart by any means but the advice he gave Tony near the end when they met on the golf course where Carmine says to Tony that he didn't want his wife to be the wealthiest widow on Long island was probably the sagest advice in the entire series
this is good actually
impregnation material.
>planting your seed in a fertile Meadow
Absolutely patrician
>feel for Chris as he struggles with his addiction
>watch as he realizes none of his associates are his friends at The Bing when he relapses
>think he will wise up and get out
>kills his sponsor
>gets stoned
>nearly kills him and Tony
>Tony kills Chris as a mercy/favor
>Tony talks about how much Chris was a liability to Melfi in a dream
>remember Chris was so loyal he turned his own fiance to Tony
>reflect that Chris was the most loyal capo/soldier to Tony beyond Sil
Why the fuck did it never occur to Tony he was wrong and Chris was a good soldier, addiction or not?
Because the fucking kid was a mess
Not a killable offense, he was loyle
He was a loyal idiot. He kept screwing up because of the drugs. Sooner or later he would have been pinged because of it.
Possibly. Just feels like Tony didn't understand the sevrity of Chrissy's sityation.
gosh
holy shit I capped this exact shot. i thought you had saved mine, but there are some details that are different. I'm telling you, every single episode has so many great reaction pic relateds it's insane
Tony wasn't right to kill him, but from his point of view look at it:
>Chris gets popped for coke
>Feds take the case
>Chris gets flipped
>Chris narcs on the whole fucking operation
or
>he suffocated on his own blood
it's what they call a no brainer
Yep, especially this one. Chris thinking he's such hot shit and kingsley being the Hollywood scumbag cause he didn't want to be in his piece of shit "I hate tony soprano" movie.
Fuck chris, fuck em all. Even bobby, the police. They're all rats. Its the hard working civilians like Georgie Santorelli who are the good, innocent ones.
How many crimes did each wise guy commit on the daily?
Several counts of tax evasion at least.
Uncle June's in the muff.
I don't really think this is product placement at all, most regular people in the US drink Tropicana orange juice it's just a fact. If anything it would be more jarring to see them drink generic brandless orange juice.
So why is one crime more dangerous than the other?
you really need to have sex
missing the head lean
Everything about Chris is so fucking pathetic. Michael Imperioli was such a perfect actor to play him.
south of the borderrrrrrr where the tuna fish play
ramlosa water
grandmas of maine coffee cake
how much did coca-cola pay them for all that ridiculous product placement?
I usually rewatch sopranos every year but this year has been too rocky I dont think I can do it 6b is too depressing.
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ORGANGE PEELED BEEF
Maybe if he said it in Swahili!
It’s sad when they go young like that
when they go!!?
and your brother billy, whateva happened there
Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, does anybody wanna talk product placement ova here?
Was Melfi feeding into Tony's sense of victimization?
Tony mocked Chrissy's "disease" as a crutch, but then got buttblasted when Carmela called him out on his chronic depression being a self-pity crutch.
Fuck Phil
maganet
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THERE, THIS PIECE OF SHIT’S COUSIN PUT 6 BULLETS IN HIS HEAD
Same here user, but this was last year for me. Everything may not get fixed, but it’ll get easier to deal with.
Oh...
That's nice.
Oh lord, that penultimate scene with Uncle Jun. Leaves me so empty every time I watch it, like everything that those two ever did was just pointless
Jun was on the way out mentally anyways.
Did Tony ever really understand sickness? He never sympathises with sick people.
"That was real?"
Why can't you be more like Gary Cooper?
Strong & silentpilled.
>Mfw I said the Gary Cooper line to my shrink
Now that's a show where therapy may have actually worked
This is so unsexy. Blocking the fucking TV because she needs validation for her juvenile bodily contortions. What a selfish cunt.
>WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SORRYS, AND STICK EM IN YOUR SHINEBOX?
What did Phil mean by this?
hey im a mailfag.
based
Aids?
>Why the fuck did it never occur to Tony he was wrong and Chris was a good soldier, addiction or not?
Because you don't trust a junkie, not ever.
NOBODIES GOT AIDS
just realized tony says he dont want to hear the word aids again because they are in a stripclub
"Guess I'll die."
>seeing a shrink
not strong and silentpilled
Why did they make AJ so unlikable? Probably one of my biggest complaints about the show. Even though Meadow was a complete piece of shit they at least showed her doing good stuff sometimes. Meanwhile AJ got nothing.
she's greek
This is one of my favorite reaction images
>Chris was a good soldier
But he was not a good human being. Before Tony does the deed he looks and sees the wrecked baby seat. An infant could have been there. Who says this would have been the last accident? It was not a mercy killing, it was putting him out of his misery before he does more damage.
You don't like AJ because you see yourself in him. He is an extremely accurate representation of a late 90s/early 2000s teenager.
The kid was a terrible actor. Every time he makes that one whiny noise before he starts talking infuriates me. Watching tony get angry at him was my catharsis.
as if, tony is a sociopath. the baby seat was just the arbitrary justification he needed to do what he always wanted to do. remove him because he's a liability to the only person that matters. tony.
really liked this guy's story in the show. an average joe getting in too deep with the mob and his life falling apart. also this was the episode with Sil's cheesy feet line so it was overall one of the best episodes
>sticc Meadow
They ran New Jersey.
>The criminal practices compassion on babies and small animals.
>his house looked like shit
He was gay, Gary Coopah?
>snaps fingers to remove half the pulp
>average joe
He was a degenerate gambler who borrowed way more than he could pay back. Tony even tried to warn him but he didn't listen. He deserved everything he got.
these two had most kino interactions
really good acting too
Sir ben!
She's a gypsy who lived in Greece
Literally me
accountability is everything
Chris also had a kid at that point, he would have absolutely flipped that time unlike with Adrianna
t. too retarded to understand that tony was a giant, self pitying manchild all his life
sticc meadow is best meadow
so a greek?
I wonder how many shrinks have to suffer their autistic and bored patients LARPing as Tony Soprano
Tony was a liability to Chris on account of he fucking killed his was and raised him into a criminal, then eventually killing him
Im so hard for this bitch
>literally called D-Girl
You do, do yah?
Who do you think we can't have in our social club no more, user?
no idea what you're trying to convey with this vague statement
>Tony kills Chris as a mercy/favor
Smothering someone to death as they lay injured from a car accident is not doing them a favor, regardless of how Tony's mind twists it. And it certainly is not an act of mercy (Christopher was not dying). As correctly pointed out it was because of the baby seat (which of course represents Caitlin) that Tony was able to properly rationalize the action, something he hadn't been able to do before. If it was merely a matter of Tony doing what is pragmatic when given the opportunity as & seem to suggest, then he obviously would have done it much sooner. He could have easily had Christopher killed at numerous points in the series but it was only after he became a father that Tony was able to kill him.
>remember Chris was so loyal he turned his own fiance to Tony
That had absolutely nothing to do with loyalty and Christopher was not a particularly loyal person (to Tony or anyone else). The reason he abandoned Adriana is that he couldn't bear the life that he imagined with her, which was the point of this scene:
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Spoiler alert: Sil' is 1000x more loyal than Christopher (his words to Adriana reveal his true feelings about Tony) and especially Paulie. Patsy showed a lot of loyalty to Tony all things considered; "He's the boss what are ya' gonna' do? Centuries of tradition...".
>no idea what you're trying to convey with this vague statement
He's trying to explain the scene to you by referencing other scenes that you've also forgotten.
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>2:35
>the moment melfi finally accepts what tony is
Is it me or did the whole plot with melfi and tony kind of just go nowhere?
Tony became enamored by Melfi, got totally enraged by her, almost lost the relationship when it forced Jennifer into hiding (in fear of Junior), then Tony learned how to apply her advice to his job. She was raped, traumatized and even considered allowing Tony to "protect" her by exacting revenge. There was the Gloria situation and all the great little Melfi scenes (especially with Dr. Elliot). The tragic break-up at the end... there was so much, user. Psychiatry and talk-therapy are such a huge part of the series, you can hear it in all of the dialogue. Just this scene alone was incredible:
I forgot to mention this scene too, notice how it's the only time in the entire series when Tony's voice cracks. He is an absolute mess here while Jennifer looks like an angel.
>Jun was on the way out mentally anyways.
No shit... I would imagine had that in mind. How does that make the scene less tragic? His dementia is exactly what is creating the tragedy.
>you guys used to run new jersey you know that right
>oh...that's nice
(You) are possibly homosexual
I found it really underwhelming too. They kind of dropped Melfi as a character after the rape in season 3, I was expecting all that setup to go somewhere intersting in the end
drug addicts are more liable to flip is the point
Kinda wish she told tony to close the bond between the two.
Interesting post. Really shows what's become of this place when it took an hour to get a single reply but if you had used some buzzwords like onions and cuck, (you)'d get lots.
Drugs makes your mind a mess and you'll think and say weird stuff and get scared more easily
Have you ever known any junkies?
She just do3snt understand the human condition
Psychiatry is just a racket for the jews
Absolutely. On some level Tony realizes this but he's too old school and bull headed to admit it. Like Sil says, it would be easier if they could all admit that these are difficult, trying times...but it'll nevah fuckin happen
That's not the point.
>every single episode has so many great reaction pic relateds it's insane
tru facts
OOF MARONE!
AYO UNCLE JUN
What's this stance called?
The Gabagool
underrated
Burying Time
underrated
>be redhead
>redhead women hate you
not fucking fair
AJ is criminally underrated. Like Janice. terrible characters, but wonderfully written.
livia as well
this whole fucking show was pulp
She's a fan of nigger cum, but it's not race mixing because she's Italian.
OH!
Get a load of this fucking guy.
>with calcium
That had such a bad flavor, how could people stomach that?
>terrible characters, but wonderfully written
this makes no sense. you mean terrible people.
Tony was playing 4D chess and absolutely wanted to fleece that poor son of a bitch the entire time.
the balls on this prick...
yes but also no
it's that ambiguous
What does the G stand for?
just fuck your sister bro
James Gandolfini played varsity sports (I think basketball) IRL. The varsity athlete thing was an inside joke.
>So what, it was a fucking animal.
>ywn be the capo bestown the honor of whacking Tony
I miss watching soprano
>tfw James Gandolfini was only 37 years old when they started filming season 1
they weren't real people user, it was just a tv show
fuck off back
You’re at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroad.
Funniest fucking line I've seen in a tv show. I don't know why but it gets me every single time
what episode was this from?
6B is the Yea Forums equivalent of the blackpill
Priceless.
Come on, huh?
The fucking gun they used for the "r" threw me off for the longest time
He's a bit of a...poseur (en français dans le texte), if you ask me.
I think she's a fan of "my spunk".
Ayy jon boy, ows da weatha.
I'd be more than happy to put some whipped cream at the corner of her mouth.
I was a varsity athlete as a fucking weak manlet. He sure a shit could do it too.
>that motherfucking animal blundetto
He shouldn't have gotten addicted. Once he reached that point, it didn't matter how loyle he was. He was a junkie, it was causing him to fuck up, and Tony knew it would only get worse if it didn't get addressed. Chriis wasn't going to get clean, and he knew too much to just let him go, so killing him was the only option.
Like pottery
SHE WAS A HOO-ERSE
As funny as this scene is, I can't forgive the product placement. Look at the way he's moving at the start of that clip, Gandolfini knows he's doing a commercial.
Uhh she had a dick bro
WATCH IT
fuck
>Marone
If you want to talk like a fucking moolignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.
dont underestimate tax evasion man
thats how they got Capone
>He's in for 12 boxes of zitti
I don't get what the big deal is, boxes of zitti are like $2.79 at my local grocery store. Seems like a pretty low stakes game desu
The nigger gravedigger
I think ziti was a codename for $1000 poker chips.
nah, but its carmela's ziti, which out or respect for tone has a street value of 1 large
thats why they have a fridge in the poker room
>episode one
>Tony is chasing some dude down with his car while Do-Wop plays in the background
>the singer literally sings "WOP, WOP, WOP WOP WOP WOP" right before the moment that Tony hits the guy with the car
With a layer of basil leaves under the cheese?
Leave the fucking cheese where it is.
Some people liked it because it was less likely to trigger their acid reflux, but you're right it tasted like garbage.
I'm just the appraiser
...
Forgot pic
No more of this Butchie
>tfw just watched that episode last night
The massive swarm of violence and hits after a fairly peaceful period is so great
You're doing a good job, Davey!
What is being shown on the TV? All I can make out is a tank and a negro anxiously looking over his shoulder while he's riding his motorcycle.
GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING OFFICE DAVID
Get in the fucking robot AJ
Why did Tony have to send couple o moolies to whack Pepper Ann? After all she did for him?
>A peoples history of the united states by Howard Zinn
>”Zinn was born to a Jewish immigrant family in Brooklyn on August 24, 1922. His father, Eddie Zinn, born in Austria-Hungary, immigrated to the U.S. with his brother Samuel before the outbreak of World War I. His mother, Jenny (Rabinowitz) Zinn,[6] emigrated from the Eastern Siberian city of Irkutsk.”
Boom is chock full of cultural marxism, whitey is evil for slavery, history of the US consists of rich white men oppressing everyone for 500 years. Cant make this shit up.
I imagine Livia would have made a great 4chin shitposter with all that victim complex and going out of her way to find something to be offended.
oh poor you
my friend (formerly based) read this book uncritically and it ruined him. ended up marrying a feminist and he's detached from his family now. another self hating white thanks to (((you know who)))
>first kills Tony's ho
>then kills his ho-rse
Pottery
>don't read books, fellow goyim
Geez, who could be behind this post?
Never
>not posting S1 Mead
For shame faggot
what was his problem?
I DONT WANNA HEAR DAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN
Because he reminds you of yourself, and that’s the point
Back to youtube you faggot
You must be 18 to post here
my point was to read everything with a critical eye, user. did you even read the post i responded to?
Too committed to the craft of comedy.
Philistine
I THINK PULP SUCKS
How on Earth can a Jew look so Italian
So I've always wondered, if Finn had accepted his invitation to the ballgame would it have been an attempt by Vito to groom him for butt stuff, or would he have tried to befriend Finn and ask him to keep his mouth shut about what he saw outside the construction worksite?
They were concerned dum dums would think it was about soprano singers (I already know about meadow) and added the gun to titillate the mouth breathers
Pizza bagels abound up in the Northeast. They tend to identify as either Italian or Jewish depending on what they can get out of that identification in the moment.
>unintelligible British trash plays in background
it was a joke
>he was an interior decorator
She's probably heard Common People and Disco 2000 before, not sure if she's a fan though.
He killed twelve Czechoslovakians!
someone please make a webm of the ep3 scene going on in the background and vito talking
Junior was likely basing his whole opinion on one or two plays he saw tony fail at, possibly early in his sports career. He was just trying to piss him off and it worked. Of course when tony broke balls back regarding pussy eating junior couldn’t handle it and fucked his whole life up.
Based
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
YOU BETTER REWATCH OR YOU ARE A FUCKIN PUSSY
>his apartment looked like shit
was rome better than sopranos?
rome is a completely overrated cartoon
its basically the prequel
IT SAYS HOOA
he was gay, gary coopah?
just watched that scene today and it made me wet
HE WAS A CONSUL OF PULP
every movie that features OJ is good in my book
Buy yourself an iron
Junior had dementia at that point.
>what did I say?
Your brother Billy, whatever happened there.
Whoa take it easy
Why is Chrissy wearing that hat lmao.
Nah I think he was playing that off. I had a grandparent with Alzheimer’s that would do the same shit in the early stages to fuck with people.
what a snake
>Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
>tfw an alcoholic that pretends to be drunk even when you're not
Fair enough, I was just curious on the first watch if Vito was trying to groom him or if he figured he could buy his silence.
one day i'll make a sopranos discord with no finooks, satanic black magic, queers or trannies allowed
I think he was going to sexually assault him so Finn would also be "gay" and keep quiet.
That's a bold strategy, but I can imagine the gabagool fueled goombah logic behind that
>If youz rat me out for being a finook then everyone will know I raped you, and so you're a finook too!
And to make it even creepier I think he would've intimidated Finn and forcefully given him a blowjob as a twisted role reversal.
>sopranos discord
You gotta a little cream on your mouth, sweetie. You want me to add to it?
he also could've potentially kept receiving sexual favors as well to mirror Tony fleecing the gambler
please god post this in there for me
He's a faaaaaag
>discord
well you already lost. make a team speak faggot
Why is he doing the costanza 2011 meme face?
I have watched Sopranos 3 times and I can't remember this character or scene.
its the italian phone filter
he went back to his fuckin hole thats why
>get back in your fuckin hole
>get in my fucking hole
>it's a hole he uses for fucking on his backside
could've been kino
>HE WAS THE INTERIOR DECORATOR BUT HIS APARTMENT LOOKED LIKE SHIT
Rome is good, but it just can't beat the Sopranos.
He was poorly socialized because his father hardly did anything with him
based joey diaz
we are all AJ's with powerful fathers who shadows loom over us, who expect us to do better then them, but in the end we wont.
>be a loser
>get extremely nervous when watching an AJ/Tony scene with your father
Reminder that the ending was garbage
guessing you didnt see jamal ginsberg right before the cut to black?
>jamal ginsberg
>cut to black
heh
oh so now reading is good? fuck u fag
OH !
FOCKIN QUEEAHS