"OUT" AM I?

Hold my drink.

But seriously though I doubt the reach is great, but maybe this is a cool idea for paratroopers. Don't use chutes anymore, drop with those things.

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impressive

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If he lost his balance slightly would he just hurtle directly into the ground and die?

fucking stupid, one man with a 12 gauge would make him hit oofie juice real quick

i wanna get one of those and just shout crime statistics at people, the fly away when the cops are called

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It would be extremely painful.

What would be the advantage of it though?

He's a flying guy.

For EU

>tfw they were real
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_X-Jet
youtube.com/watch?v=wLsqyphVERA

it is almost certainly self balancing as is and has a harness. you'd probably have to try to fuck up

although there was a segway tour company in my town that had a dumb old lady drive off a small hill and die in their first week of operation so yeah theres some room for catastrophe

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

I suppose you could get more distance and you're highly mobile. Imagine suddenly 30 of those fuckers appear out of nowhere and fly right to the senate and fight themselves into that fucker with a highly concentrated attack.

Based, truly keeping the priorities straight.
Cringe as fuck posting worst Joker though.

>Macron just nodding his head yes
Kek, liked you'd use it to do anything but fly away from combat

so nothing a rocket couldnt do
why would anyone agree to fly a suicide mission

Hmm. Maybe you could freefall in and use them to be able to deploy chute later so you can drop faster or soemthing? Pretty cool anyway

>yup officer
>the flying racist was shouting 13% yet 50% again over my house

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This seems a little more practical than riding a rocket dude...

>he dropped a few leaflets too. there are properly cited sources and everything. i think he made a few good points, but he's scaring the dogs.

I wonder if you actually need to stand on those things or if you just couldn't dangle from them like from a parachute. Maybe have some sort of rig you could stand in.

Damn if they'd had these on D-Day we might have beat the nazis

Controlled descent is all I can think of. You're sitting ducks anyway, might as well be in charge of where you land.

In 2015 people gave Back To The Future shit for predicting hoverboards by October 21, 2015.
But they were only a few years off.

The Segway company founder died this way. He rode a segway off a cliff by accident.

It lets special forces storm buildings from the side in a new way.

Why the rifle, though?

Maybe, ti seems like its basically a drone that can support a human

>the flying racist
Now that's a superhero I could get behind

>just couldn't dangle from them like from a parachute
Would be far more unsteady, you'd spin & swing around fucking wildly.
Also I believe it's a glider instead of a "jetpack" so you're not frying your ass & legs, being under it is likely a bad idea.

>LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!!
>IT'S THE BASED REDPILL!!!
>HIDE THE IMMIGRANTS!!!

Nigger

Immigrants could use them to get over the wall though

>a superhero who spends a good two minutes deciding how white the person is prior to saving the day

>Wow Kojima this shit is fucking absur-WAIT WHAT!

massive power move

Seriously, why drop migrants ww2 style using static line parachutes and mass jumps?

You're right, I say we ship a fuck to to Palestine.