The madmen actually did it!

best Spiderman movie with the worse Spiderman and worse Peter Parker ever
and Sony who hates having hot women
The one good looking woman is Aunt May lmao

I tried watching the camrip, but I deleted that shit after 20 minutes

Sam Raimi Spiderman is underrated as fuck
Cringe movies, the the only good thing was the action scenes of the movies

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I like Holland t b h, I think he nails Peter better than McGuire did.

was pretty forgettable desu

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When does this come out?

The music is spectacular, while the MCU Spiderman has no music, no soul

These directors of MCU and Kevin Feige should learn that music is the soul of the movie
Just to see what was done in Disney itself

>Look and learn motherfuckers
youtube.com/watch?v=rCAYto7Svwo

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It was shit. I only liked watching it so I could jerk off to Jake Gyllenhaal.

>tfw you're not even gay but you'd fuck Jake over Maggie any day, not even a choice
Always a shame when one sibling gets all the attractiveness genes, leaving the other with little to work with.

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Kino movie,kino videogame.
What a time for spiderman fans.

>Thor 1
>Top Tier
>First Avenger over Winter Soldier
Opinion Disregarded

Because you're a dumbass. Holland doesn't act like Peter Parker at all. He's a new character in a spider costume that happens to be named Peter Parker.

>Feel kind of disappointed by Fury the whole movie
>Turns out he was a skrull the whole time

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Um sweetie, Into the Spiderverse is actual kino.

Cartoons don't count

>I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN' CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THEY'RE TURNING US INTO FRIGGIN' MUTANTS

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>Jake Gyllenhaal dies
Ruined
>JK Simmons as JJJ appears
Saved

My only gripe with this movie is I don't think Peter not wanting to be Spider-Man is earned, in the Raimi movies he endures endless physical and psychological abuse, he loses all his friends and dreams to being Spider-Man while in this it's just "I wanna enjoy my vacation and get laid."

I actually like Zendaya MJ as a character, I just wish she wasn't called MJ. She isn't just not a redhead, but she's all depressed, antisocial and edgy while redhead MJ is optimistic, friendly and outgoing. I guess they did it to preclude "real" MJ from showing up.

OUT OF THE WAY, THE ONLY FUCKING GOOD TIER LIST COMING THROUGH BEEP BEEP

>God Tier
Spider-Man 2, Into The Spider-Verse
>Great tier
Spider-Man
>Flawed but highly enjoyable tier
Spider-Man 3
>Decent, but nothing special tier
Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far From Home
>Meh tier
The Amazing Spider-Man
>You fucked up bad Tier
The Amazing Spider-Man 2

OFFICIAL RANKINGS LIST:

1. Spider-Man 2 = Into The Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man
3. Spider-Man Far From Homes Mysterio scenes
4. Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man Homecoming
5. Spider-Man Far From Home rest of the movie
>-- Power Gap --
>-- Power Gap --
6. The Amazing Spider-Man
>-- Power Gap --
>-- Power Gap --
>-- Power Gap --
>-- Power Gap --
>-- Power Gap --
7. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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Only an African American would think spiderverse is God tier, right?

So Nick Fury never really was Nick Fury in this movie? Fuck off.

I agree with the list but into the spider verse is better than spider man 2, wich aged a lot

The end credits scenes turned it from an 8/10 to a 4/10

This is bait, right?

I genuinely think Homecoming and especially Far From Home are the best films with the character.
Raimi 1 and 2 are really good
3 is okay
Into the Spiderverse is kinda bad and extremely overrated
ASM1 is bad
ASM2 is hot garbage

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Or a white cuck base soi boi.

Or people who have actually seen it, it's pretty great

>Black Panther terrible

fucking racist

What??? JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson and hated Spider-Man being set up with the Mysterio tapes was really good. I'm a little concerned about Peter's identity being revealed though, a big part of Spider-Man is that he lives a double life. How tf is Peter supposed to go to school and be a normal kid when everyone knows who he is?

The second one was pretty dumb, last time Nick Fury wasn't there to help the Avengers half of the universe died, and he decides now is the time to take a vacation and leave the defense of the planet to some comic relief characters? Same thing with Steve "I'm gonna fuck off now you guys'll be fine even though without me half the universe would still be dead" Rogers and Peter "I can't save the world, I need to fuck this girl" Parker. Disney kind of forgot that heroes are selfless. The most selfish guy in the world sacrifices himself for the greater good and everyone decides now is the time to be selfish?

Kek

pretty solid ranking here

It was pure shit. Almost worse than Homecoming

Spider-Verse was good, but it's not great. I feel it's hard to compare to the others since it's not about Peter Parker, it's about a different kid with a bunch of different supporting characters. I'd put it below Spider-Man 1 and 2, around the same tier as the Disney ones.

imagine literally thinking this

holland peter doesn't even have a passion for photography LOL

Tobey is best peter
and Garfield is most accurate Spiderman (soley because of the web shooters over the raimi biologic ones)

this is bait

Can't believe Into The Spider-Verse turned out to be that good.Surprised me,honestly.

Spiderman 2
Spiderman
Into the Spiderverse
Spiderman 3
Amazing Spider-Man
Amazing Spiderman 2
Far From Home
Homecoming

official ranking

It had no right to be the best one since Spider-Man 2 but it absolutely is.

>Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man Homecoming
Elaborate.

Spider-Man 3 is 60% of a great movie with 40% of a bad B-Movie stapled onto it, while Homecoming is cookie cutter marvel formula disney shit that takes no risks, isnt very memorable, and has little personality, so they're about on par in terms of entertainment value for differing reasons.

Well that's just plain wrong, Spider-Man 2 is still a masterpiece.
This """"""""didn't age well""""""""" shit just outs you as a tasteless zoomer. There's literally nothing about Spider-Man 2 that could have aged poorly aside from its visual effects, which still look great.
Apparently you haven't aged well since you post retarded shit like this on the Internet.

spiderman 3 is way more entertaining than homecoming. Sandman is a better villain than Vulture, but he's still good. Only redeeming part of homecoming desu

Yeah but Spider-Man 3 also has those awful Mary Jane scenes that are just repeated from the previous movies which knocks it down a bit.

>Homecoming is cookie cutter marvel formula disney shit that takes no risks, isnt very memorable, and has little personality
I agree
>spiderman 3 is way more entertaining than homecoming
I agree

>Homecoming was kino.
No

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>those awful Mary Jane scenes that are just repeated from the previous movies
Yeah but not the one where Spider-Man fucking decks her
best part of the trilogy

People seem to have this retarded misconception that the b-movie style camp present in the Spider-Man trilogy is somehow a byproduct of it aging and not a clearly intentional part of Sam Raimi's directorial style.

still a better MJ than Zendaya. Zendaya is homecoming is still 100& worse with even more mundane scenes. At least Raimi MJis there for reasons

I forgot about that, kek.

Switch Black Panther with Incredible Hulk and Iron Man with Capt America 1, then that's a fair chart

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this. Peter is literally becoming as lost as someone in a b movie

Aunt May looked awesome in those tight jeans if there was ever a time for a full nude scene for a old woman Marisa Tomei would be it.

wat

You have AWFUL taste

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>Into the Spiderverse is kinda bad and extremely overrated
Awful post.

> Black Panther terrible
Would someone please tell me what the FUCK is it with white people and their massive insecurity?

Is it the small penis thing?

as in he is literally doing a poor job at being who he is suppose to be.

it is extremely overrated

>God Tier
>Spider-Man 2, Into The Spider-Verse
Black anons

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Your analogy is retarded.

it's literally not that hard to understand that he intentionally made the movie like that on purpose

Venom was better than EVERY Disney Marvel movie.

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Pretty solidly rated. Homecoming and Far From Home, on the other hand...

it def looses all momentum as soon as they introduce the last 3 spidermen. Feels just like filler kid shit after that

Of course he did. Not saying he didn't. Just saying your way of communicating that makes little fuckung sense. I'm not convinced you know what a B movie is.

the actors in a b movie are kinda poor actors are they not

Yeah so? This analogy is fucking dumb user you should really drop it. All you have to say is the movies have an intentional campy B movie feel.
Not
>hurr durrrr he's getting lost like a bad actor in a B movie durrrr
That's stupid.

that's literally the same thing user. I was literally just elaborating on it. Are you too retarded to understand that

Your elaboration SUCKS.
It is not the same thing at all.
You are too retarded to communicate thoughts well.

an actor in a b movie not doing an "a list" job

Peter Parker not doing an "A list" job

do i need to write it out in another language

he literally randomly dances and acts like he has no idea what he is doing

why are you trying so hard to no accept that lmao

like I'm literally with you, you're just trying to sound so cash on an user board like chill the fuck out dog or simply

have sex

This movie was filler. I LOVE Homecoming but this was forgettable shit whose only saving grave is that they got Mysterio 100% right!!!FACT!!!

>Yeah but not the one where Spider-Man fucking decks her

He should have knocked her to the ground and kicked her soo fucking hard that she went trough the front window and right into the back of a garbage truck where that trash belonged!!!FACT!!!