How come we dont get any Epic Kino these days. Its been a long time since we've gotten good ones like

How come we dont get any Epic Kino these days. Its been a long time since we've gotten good ones like

>Troy
>Kingdom of Heaven
>Alexander
>Braveheart

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expensive to create

Muh colonialism.

Several of the more recent ones were epic box office failures, Troy and Alexander, specifically. Alexander might have been a bit more of a success if they didn't push the gay theme as hard as they did.

>tfw you release a movie 15 years too early

Huh, Troy was a bust? I know that Ben Hur got stomped lately.

I highly recommend Baahubali 1+2 (movies from OP's webm). Make sure to watch the correct version (Telugu, not Hindi or Tamil) with English subtitles. It's epic cinema done right and since it's Tollywood rather than Bollywood, the cinematography is actually okay and the dance numbers aren't cringe.

>Troy
gay shit
>Kingdom of Heaven
mooslim shit
>Alexander
gayyyy and shit
>Braveheart
ahistorical bull shit

Maybe we don't see these epics anymore because they were all shit.

>Baahubali
I have no-sarcasm heard great things about this one. The sequel even ended up at #10 in the US box office.
I wouldn't mind watching it dubbed in English because my vision is a bit tunnelled at my age, and I can't track the screen as well.

Excalibur is the greatest.

>not romanticizing Islam
What’s wrong with you

>dance numbers aren't cringe
>has dance numbers at all
>b-but they're not cringe!
future superpower

t. muhammad

>100% physical damage resistant towershields

Outlaw King is basically Braveheart 2 and it came out only last November

Sure, pajeet. Now go back to shitting in the street

>blocking fall damage with your shield
I mean Captain America did it, so it makes sense.

I'm glad they don't, they'd just blackwash them anyway.

Takes less effort to just shit out 10 movies based on older movies and capeshit.

this. All the actors have to be paid, sets, food, time and other overhead costs.

capeshit probably cost more but they have merchandise to sell.

The best genre might be horror, low cost with high potential for roi.

Yeah. You can't hire extras for a dollar a day anymore.

Everyone has ADD and 0 attention span. Drivers have to check their phones every time they reach a stoplight.