ITT: times you acted like tony soprano
i'll start
>be me
>eat food
>breathe heavily
ITT: times you acted like tony soprano
Levi Davis
Parker Wood
>be me
>be fat
Austin Carter
>be me
>small hands
>not good enough for varsity football
Gavin Bennett
>be me
>want to die
>persist for reasons I no longer understand
Charles Watson
>Be me
>Hate my whore fucking Mother
>Big time anger issues
>Surrounded by fucking morons who heads I want to fucking crush in
>See a shrink who I really really want too fuck
Anthony Gray
>be me
>disgusting fat slob
>9/10 hot young woman falls on my dick lol
Joseph Garcia
>be me
>gabagoul
Michael Perez
>Be Me
>Invite stripper from tinder over to my apartment late at night
>she brings me a croissant in a bag as a gift and tells me this long winded story about how she wants to be a baker and stop stripping.
>give her dumb mouth breathing stare
>Bang her
>throw away the croissant after she leaves.
Austin Carter
>be me
>fat fuck
>still get laid with hot chicks
I especially get laid whenever I go on vacation to Europe.
Thomas Anderson
>be me
>point like paulie at my mom when she suggests i should think about getting a job at 40
Matthew Martin
what would tonys stand be if he was in jojo part 5?
Jace Reyes
shut the fuck up, uncle June, take your pills
Cooper Allen
DON'T STOP
Leo Reed
Stand
>gabagool
Power
>the power to kill capos with no consequence
Austin Jackson
shes a malignant cunt (excuse me for saying so)
Jayden Collins
>Be me
>Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Isaac Mitchell
weiner learned from this and made don handsome as hell
Anthony Nelson
>Tony wasn't extremely charismatic
John Harris
>be me
>come out of basement after 24 hour gaming session
>look for something to eat
>NoTendies.jpg
>find dumb bitch mom
>what the fuck does it take to get some chicken tendies in this house?
>I work hard, bust my ass all day gaming want a little tendies. Is that to much too fucking ask?!?
Jose Sanders
I lettered in football! At Seton Hall? Those guys were 7 feet tall some of em!
Jordan Jenkins
>Be me
>Learn some incredibly stupid fact on Wikipedia
>Ask people if they know it
>When they don't I berate
Charles Ross
>and rich
Dylan Carter
>be me
>hate moulies
Jordan Bailey
>but doctuh, i am dat clown, patchy or whatever
Kayden Campbell
haha i grew up in an NYC neighborhood with tons of italians and blacks.
the rivalry was fucking intense. You always saw black guys going balls deep in Italian chicks while italian manlets were always angry and yelling out "heeeeeeeeeeeyyyy you fuckin mooolie"
Ryder Carter
>be me
>no one knows if I’m alive or dead
Nolan Sanders
>be me
>watch old WWII crap
For me, it's The Best Years of Our Lives.
Lucas Sullivan
>charcoal briquette
Cooper Reed
his daughter didn't mind burning that charcoal briquette