What a disappointment

So what was it about? Spoil it

Is it just me or are you subconsciously supposed to associate anything pure, white, and wholesome with it always being a creepy cult. Those creepy white people and their blonde hair and beautiful women and non-degeneracy!

>Look up who the director is

Every time.

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>People were walking out of the cinema.
I was all alone in mine.
Liked the movie though.

dude murder cult lmao

What was the point of the inbred? Was it literally just so they had a gross freak they could point at?

Horror movies are designed to make you afraid of whatever the gimmick is. For jaws you’re supposed to be afraid to go to the beach. For Freddy Krueger you’re supposed to be afraid to go to sleep. For Midsommar you’re supposed to be afraid of __________

strangers and foreign customs

death

God, the characters in this were so stupid

>watch two people deliberately jump off a cliff to their death
>instead of immediately leaving like a rational person would, you decide to stay
>two of your friends have been missing for days
>don't even act remotely concerned or bother asking anyone where they might have gone to

relationships

Sneedsommar

The Amish?

Not enough dick farts desu

that one couple did try to leave and were killed
and the bf was self centered and didn't care to notice and the gf was being emotionally manipulated the entire time by the community to think about anything

>too long
jesus, this so much. I hope you like the poster because it's basically the actress doing that face for 2 hours
imagine being the inbred town oracle and having you're nap time interrupted by that

European religion bad.

>director is Jewish

don't trust swedes
having a religion made up by a retard with even dumber people interpreting it is probably a bad idea

I mean, I'm not crazy about pagans but it was obvious how subversive this was.

it's a "horror" movie, don't expect anyone to act rationally

Here's the Red Ice episode discussing the anti-white slant of this movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=j3tzqe5e7Hw

cry more tranny

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imagine being the 5000th user to not realize the comedy is intentional

Unsupportive partners in a dying relationship.

>"Ill show those nazi bigots by being a transphobic bigot myself"
Obtain Employment

I loved it. Way better than Hereditary.

the only thing could be considered better was the score

This is pretty accurate, it just wasnt very good. I only saw it because I thought hereditary was entertaining.

No it wasn't not even remotely and hereditary wasnt that great.

seethe more tranny

>transphobic
Dilate then kill yourself, tranny.

wypipo do be like dat doe

How to sum up Hollywood in 4 words.

>disappointment
you actually went in with expectations?

Kino

B-but! Dani made up for the disappointment!. Her body was magnificent, it had every right proportion of a goddess; but most notably, her ass was just so perfect, Every second that I had a glimpse of it, my dick overwhelmingly sprouted, I was sweating from my resistance of masterbating inside the theatre. I had a dream later that night, and I remember it so clearly...
snnniiifffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....ssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssnnniiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPFFFFLLLLPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnniiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiffffffff….yes….

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>Ay T, why were the Axis invadin' shit in three different theaters? I thought Il Duce wuz one of the good guys?

Absolutely beautiful, to be quite frank, a visual image of heaven itself

>Red Ice
Makes sense that all this low IQ moralizing would start from one of their low-hanging fruit vids.

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Seething yid detected.

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Really? Cause date rape isn't funny