Die hard is a Christmas movie

That looks like some fake garbage ass oil my man lmaoo don’t tell me that’s a brass knuckles cart

Based

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Sorry pal but those are not legit

*refreshes catalog via fapmachine aka “battlestation”*
Nothing personal chump

Yea It’s imaginary

>my product good
>their product bad

Little tip, ANY carts you’re getting in plastic bags like that are weird counterfeit carts with extremely shady ingredients in the oil. Google it. That company is using the same name of a supplier who actually uses safer oil distillation

>Replace Christmas with any other holiday
>Base premise of Die Hard doesn't change
It's not a Christmas movie just because it takes place during Christmas.

Is Rocky 4 a Christmas movie?

You're right, that is a precarious statement.

>chic fil A
>chic

Legit triggered.

And this is a reddit post

It is just like in her majesty secret service

>die hard is a christmas movie
reddit meme

Reddit response

Now this is a spicy meme! The fact that its July also adds to its memey-jemey-economemey factor! ha ha, buy buy buy!

Fuck Karbach for pretending to be a fucking microbrewery AB is the beer jews

Christmas movies superior to Die Hard:
>Batman Returns
>Brazil
>Prometheus
>Gremlins

YEET

Die Hard with a Vengeance is the best Die Hard movie.

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Die Hard is actually a Pagan movie. Christians merely decided that they were going to pretend Jesus was born on the 25th of December to get Pagans to convert to their religion.

Specifically, Die Hard is a Saturnalia movie. Rather fitting, since Saturnalia is a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25. The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.” Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week. At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.

Christianity has always been a parasite, attaching itself to stronger hosts to survive. Saturnalia with it's murder was clearly against Christian teachings, but they had to take it in order to survive.

This practice continues to this day. Homosexuality is clearly not compatible with Christianity, but it is getting adopted into the canon, slowly but surely. I am both disgusted and impressed with Christianity's ability to propagate itself.

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Tldr have sex incel

Well, Jesus wasn't really born in winter anyway, so it makes sense christmas should be in july.

>romans kill innocent people in pagan holiday
>christians change pagan holiday to be about the holy savior's birth
>christians are apparently parasitic because of this

>Salon updates
wtf do people actually read that?

Gremlins yes, everything else I disagree with but respect your opinion.

Lethal Weapon is my favorite.

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How many white males did you think got triggered when Charlize Theron fucked Idris?

Exactly correct!

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So is Lethal Weapon

Kolsch is garbage.

Little Sumpin is great, but only when it's fresh. Try that shit three weeks old and you'll want to vomit.