Imagine if a man did this to a woman

genders are different

He'd be elected president

oh i'm imagining all right

what is this from?

workaholics

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fuck thats hot

wtf I want to be homeless now

I'd rather imagine she did that to me

holy shit my dick

>Wow groundbreaking observation
Yet in this day and age it's actually groundbreaking. Just try saying women are not equal to men and see what happens

>genders are different
what did you just say you fucking bigot?

that shit hasn't been funny since season 1. dudebro zoomer humor through and through.

>that scene where alice rapes anders in her office
Mommy

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fpbp

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god i wish that were me

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how does that work

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it's doable but not with that much clothing left on

wouldn't she have to be bounding up and down than thrusting her pelvis?

Reminds me of that aubrey plaza sex scene with the guy under the desk

not if his dick is pointing horizontally

I'm trying to picture that but her vagina is still above him vertically

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female penises are better than male penises.

they'd made him the leader of the free world

its called the amazon

maybe an acute angle?

>Girl does this
"lol so funny look at that dweeb"

>Guy does this
Rape

fucking how

>that time two giga thots decided to live stream themselves straight up molesting a passed out man and nobody gave a shit

homemoviestube.com/videos/464602/two-hot-friends-love-to-share.html

double standards man

why doesn't he punch her in the face and claim self defense from sexual assault ?

Imagine having a milf doing this and saying you've been a bad boy and need to be punished that would be crazy lol

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see

So... this... is what americans like to watch.... woah...

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she reminds me of an unmarried aunt who used to masturbate and suck me off when we were alone

bullshit, is rape even with the woman, and yes i would stop here and bring to the cops.

You bunch of thirsty unfuckable morons, get some aids and die, pls

>homemoviestube.com/videos/464602/two-hot-friends-love-to-share.html
God I wish that were me

it’s not real. they’re actors

based
MRA circlejerking is the gayest thing in existence

>Girls would be like
If by girls you mean jealous old women, then yes.

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man, handjobs from the outside looking in look super awkward

this is just fucking creepy

Wow can't believe Nicole Kidman has fallen this far to degrade herself like this

Amazon Position.

Its ok to be homosex my friend.

Handjobs fucking suck, I swear girls hurt your balls on purpose.

Why the fuck would you EVER want a handjob from a female? They literally do not know how to properly do one, they don't understand, it's impossible for them to know what feels good and what hurts, it's the worst.

Yeah, Mad Men. Don Draper did it.

By not being gay.

Oh no please don't hurt me... jk fags

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Does the male teacher have abs? :3

idk, fucking human contact?

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Lmao, teen girls creamed themeselves over hot teachers. If some fat bitch raped you, it would probably be as bad as some autistic ugly pedo.

>someone touches you
>instinctively flinch

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Well, she's been doing it all these years to get the roles.

Ah fuck, baby momma. Squeeze that shit, squeeze it hard.

>That deadpan disappointed face
Fucking diamonds right now

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I saw "The Killing of a Sacred Dear" with my Mom and she was disgusted by that scene for 2 reasons;
1.) It was pointless and grotesque
2.) It was Nicole Kidman
She was saddened by how low a formerly classy actress would sink that low just to stay relevant.

JDIMSA

>Why the fuck would you EVER want a handjob from a female?
Not because it feels good but because it's a chore for them. That's what makes it appealing.

Amy schumer raped a guy and had no reprecussions

thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/

meanwhile Louis ck masterbates in front of some girls with consent and gets shamed

there is no justice

Your aunt seems nice haha

MALES RISE UP

I didn't even know this show existed.

Toby MacQuire famersly made the statemant on the 3rd Janery of nineteen Twetny Five

>thoughtcatalog dot cum

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How come Adam was the only one to really get fame from Workaholics?

literal fucking faggots

tell your girl to rub under ur frenulum with her thumb and to take it from there and its a fucking god send

Holyshit is that Ben affleck?

Is this real?

hurts my dick looking at that, she is going way too fast, i feel like it might rip the skin or something.

so much for gender equality haha

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> Imagine if a woman who was a total stranger suddenly started jerking me off in aisle 5.

The greatest day of my life.

god, I still find her hot after all these years

Plot twist
>Male teacher bangs a male student

I would slap the shit out of that fat bitch and move on with my life.

>tfw the last 3 people who touched my pp were older men

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It's a needlessly complicated cowgirl modification that requires the guy to be a lot longer and also limp enough to safely have his cock rode at that angle.
Seems hot but I don't know what a woman gets out of it besides less shaft and the man's legs are up like hers in mish.

i'd letter her finish me, but i would definitely smash the phone after

He should be stoned.

>I don't know the proper use of greentext: the post

Faggot.

Who are you quoting?

You deliberately left this vague to illicit bad thoughts, but it was obviously doctors.

>teach ex how to give handjobs and blowjobs
>hate that all I did was make sex more enjoyable for every other guy she's been with down the road, and has tried every trick I've shown her on someone else
Think about it logically...

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Statutory rape is a thing literally because of this retarded line of thinking
Toasty roastie

OH NO NO NO NO

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Sounds like the worst family feud ever
>older men that are permitted to touch your penis
>uhhhh rabbi?
>let's see rabbi on the board!

what is even the joke here?

Whom are thou quoting?

she tuch his pp xD

that's no fun though

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Why do fedorawearing alt-lite cuckolds try to OWN THE LIBS by accepting all of their liberal premises when it NEVER WORKS?

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fpbp
fuck equality, that's some gay shit

Nicole jerked off some terminally ill guy in Destroyer.

What does a pusi feel like
Asking for a friend

warm milk and coins

This is one of the greatest mysteries for me, honestly, its like the illuminati crafted many entrances to the same room and now you are entering the same place the idiots you look down upon but acting under an intellectual smug blanket because you used another entrance.
Maybe we're overthinking, maybe they do it to avoid confrontation... anyway we need killbots.

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Guys say: Niiiice
>Guys think: Niiiice

Girls say: Gross
>Girls think: Niiice

the OP you fucking retard

more

Ohhh Petah, I jacked off a guy in public!

i'd make that slampiggy squeal

It drops off immediately after season 3. Like every episode ive watched past that is unbearable

Then why do we send sexy teachers to jail for giving a lucky kid the time of his life?

That sounds horrible. I hope she's dead.

Which episode is this from?

...

All women should get back to the kitched and whores should be publically shamed.

I want a fat woman

Haha imagine

I'm a guy, and I feel the same way about both.

and a little salt

>Not milf on /ll/
user...

Nutt
>For example what do you think about.
>>Female teacher fucking teenage boy
Mommy
>>male teacher fucking teenage girl
Daddy
>Guys would be like, "I wish that was me"
That is me older women are based and my mommies
>Girls would be like, "Absolutely disgusting, he should be locked up".
Nah plenty of daddy issue grills stop getting all your opsec Intel from this shithole that just mirrors leftyloonyland 4ch sadly isn't reality yet
Hot
Thot

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It's called the Amazon position.

*imagines it*
nice

Boy: based
Man: based
Girl: based
Woman: REEEEEE
The only ones getting triggered are post wall roasties

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Which girl?

Truth.
>But injustice exists!
Grow the fuck up losers.

>instead of trying to act manly, you try to be even bigger pussies
And you wonder why women can't stand you.
Nobody likes men with no spine.

why didn't he just shoot her lol

Men are supposed to be strong and protect themselves, women are supposed to be weak and protected by others. It's simply human conditioning.

Whats this from? Video link?

that's sexist and misogynistic

cant believe i watched this movie too

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how about you read the thread you retarded nigger

both hot, would fap

Looked it up on YouTube and wasn't that

id let a fit girl use this on me

god that was so bad

W-what episode?

>Girls would be like, "Absolutely disgusting, he should be locked up".
So I guess the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me" is just pure fantasy and young teen girls wouldn't want to fuck Sting in his prime?

if they do it right it can feel fucking amazing

I just let my guy friends do it instead. Its not really gay if you think about it.

This is why 50% of american men watch cuck porn

>someone touches you
>instinctively flinch
I had this problem when a girl finally took me to bed in college. I loved feeling her up and touching her but as soon as she started touching my chest I started flinching and she asked me whats wrong and why I was flinching and she got turned off and left.

HAHAHAHAH! That was fun. Thank you.

I only read the first few posts typically

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>someone touches you
what that feels like?

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Circed-y detected

Well as I said I flinched. This was 4 years ago and I've never been in bed with a girl since.

same except I've been married for 6 years

is it at least a trap?

I was never touched by a girl and I'm 29
legit dont know what it feels like

>*imagines it*
>nice

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Sneed

>I was never touched by a girl and I'm 29
>legit dont know what it feels like
It feels amazing to be touched by a woman. Think of the most amazing experience in your life you could imagine....now +1 that.

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Bi and I'm with you.
I had ONE (1) gf who could do it even passibly and it's because I'm really into bjs and she wasn't so she committed to the craft of shaft. Almost as good as sex even.

good at first
then tiresome
then you want to be alone

that u need to have sex

>rip the skin

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Reddit Retard

So that's a body double, right?

me under the desk

>Doesn't show her licking the cum off her fingers.

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!FACT!!!

whooooa, you totally just exposed feminist hypocrisy to me in a completely reasonable way. I'm now voting for based trump in 2020! this is epic

my daddy taught me how to not rip the skin by using someone else's mouth

>Alex Borstein will never jerk you off while saying the filthiest, most degrading things in Lois's voice
>she will not scream "THIS IS MINE! THIS BELONGS TO ME!" as she pulls it roughly out of your pants

Shitsux man.

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Good, she's a fat ugly weirdo.

Because consent dumbass

and yet I want her to spit in my mouth while she touches my peepee

Because the kid isn't actually lucky, you dumbass.

oh shit, I'm sorry

sleeping/defenseless men are my fetish so ty for this :))

and she looka likea man
shit character but skits of her being an annoying little sister to will sasso is some funny shit

I almost forgot its still summer
lurk more

You're a dumb queer

no u

/thread

Guys give much better head and handjobs

10/10.

lmao why was he going crazy?

Based satan pushing pre-marital sex

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This isn't /jp/ so fuck off.

UNDERRATED. FUCK