ITT: Foods you sneak into the theater

i sneak my gf's big white milk tanks into the theater

>he doesn't go down the toby and sneak a plate in

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I don't have to sneak anything in because I have a MovieFood Pass

I bring sunflower seeds and my girlfriend Charlotte Sneed (formerly Chuck) feeds them to me.

Mine are like the one on the left, with a few clever modifications. I like to remove the handle at the top so I can stack them up easier, makes it so I don’t have to take more trips out to the car. I also outfit the tops with foam so I don’t bother fellow moviegoers with clanging metal sounds.

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You can get 20 chicken nuggets for $5 right now. Easy to sneak in.

Burritos are great. So is chocolate milk or hot chocolate and those bags of donuts (expect to share if they're chocolate/powdered are too messy to share). Subs are always good as long as you don't put anything too crunchy on them. Hotdogs/chilidogs/bratwursts. Calzones are easier than pizza. Waffles with peanut butter are also nice.

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>NecroNomNomNomicon

Geek culture was a mistake

Because your poor and frail.

It's like an afternoon cookout when I bring my Foreman grill. The sizzling isn't too loud.

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That's funny, because sneaking snacks into the theater is a strong sign of crippling poverty. If you can't afford to pay $12 (plus tip) for a bag of Twizzlers, what are you even doing at the movies to begin with?

>yfw americans eat food in the cinema

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>if you’re not wasting money what are you doing?
Eating burritos apparently. No wonder Europe thinks socialized healthcare is viable you people love wasting money.

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I typically carry in about $23 worth of Jack-n-the-Box. I ask the cashier if I may finish my dinner in their lobby 100% of the time they don't give a shit. I just walk straight to the theater and eat during the movie.

My senpai and I from Missouri would put popcorn shrimp into a big plastic bag and then reheat it with those little emergency heat pads you get from drug stores. might have got sick a few times to be honest

I'm not European. I'm just saying that sneaking food into the theater is what poor people do.

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It spawns from most of the time people eat dinner while watching tv and is sometimes the only time their families are together.

I had a chili baked potato once and just walked in while eating it, no one has ever stopped me bringing food in

I have only ever seen staff stop people once and it was a mother and daughter and I stepped in and got their bagged popcorn back, basically took it out of the ushers hand told them to go in and gave it back

I think if you look like an easy target some kid or manager is going to get the guts and power trip

Just ignore the staff they can't do anything and if they start insisting start becoming an increasing hassle you will be bringing in full pizzas in no time

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imagine still eating carbs in 2019

Every time I got the cinema I order two tickets (online) and go to the front and order two sodas and two things of popcorn, upon entering the cinema (or theatre if you prefer) I throw one ticket, one soda and one thing of popcorn away and as I walk to my seet I mumble to myself "she should be here in about two minutes" this way no one knows I am going to watch a film for the 8th time that month by myself

>he doesn't buy a large popcorn and spill the rest of it in the lobby on "accident"
you sicken me

I crack one of these bad boys at intermission and give everyone in the theater a piece

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congrats you extended your life a year

you get to be decrepit longer than everyone else!

I do this and also get on my phone before the previews start and have a fake conversation discussing why "my partner" is absent

If I see a person alone in the theater 20 min into the movie I alert staff and say they are acting weird and its concerning that they are here alone on a night when everyone is on dates

I basically buy tickets for the entire back row and roast this sucker during a triple feature in the back

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I so this in the theater too but with lamb

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The only people who go to theaters are poor people.

they can't go 2 hours without eating shit that they call food

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