BOND: FUCK WOMEN EDITION

Bond kino thread

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Roger Moore best Bond

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Spy Who Loved Me is my favourite Bond film.

>Based. Based Bond.
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Gorgeous like her sister

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topkek

Dalton bros speak up

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I haven't changed my opinion.

he is the greatest bond ever.

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How awesome would it be if Pierce came back as an older Bond?

The Living Daylights was kino, fight me

Octopussy, skip or watch, lads?

goddamn I love big nipples

WHO

please tell me you're not actually this retarded

great nips

based fucking dinnerplate areola poster

Watch the cold open then stop. It's worth it for the big plane stunt.

Craig is a shit bond and all his movies are garbage
Bond 25 ha litteraly all the reds flags a movie could get
They should just let the series rest until they get new ideas

Best villain: Goldfinger (Blofeld pre-OHMSS but his batting average suffers from his later lame appearances)
Best henchman: Oddjob (Jaws getting gf is stupid)
Best Bond girl: Mrs Ringo Starr or the cute cellist from Living Daylights
Best car: Lotus
Best chase: Little Nelly, YOLT
Best theme song: Thunderbaaaaaaaaaall

>Best theme song: Thunderbaaaaaaaaaall
Thunderball is an inferior rehash of Goldfinger (and so is Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

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yeah but tom jones made himself pass out singing it which is pretty metal 2bh

>die another day not in die another day tier

some top tier bait

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george lay-z-boy in god tier is even funnier

OHMSS is crap

black americans on twitter are the worst people imaginable

It's either them or twitter yass queens

I still don't know who was better bond, connery or Moore.

The patricians Bond

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No matter how much SJWs and women try to ruin Bond, the originals with Connery will never go away. They are here forever.

Ugh, I hate disgusting pepperoni nipples like that.

The Living Daylights is definitely one of the best Bond films ever made.

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Connery > Dalton > Moore > Brosnan> Craig > Lazenby

I'm probably not the only one but I can't take Craig seriously as bond after watching his balls get destroyed

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Agreed!

I like my Bond Based not woke.

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Casino Royale was good fucker

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Is this the most based Bond scene?

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>OHMSS
>god tier

Based Daltonchad thread

Wait, wasn't Craig supposed to get one more movie?

>Moore with that stonking huge revolver.

He's in this one, just not as 007

great taste

Can't wait to see Craig fucking job so the nigress can take the reins.

Truly ahead of his time. LTK and TLD are real contenders to get in my top 5 these days

you have my axe.

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Fuck the nips, check out THAT BUSH.

Connery was so fucking based. I love how me makes people seethe

LTK wasn't bad, it was actually amazing, it just had a different feel to it that wasn't as fun as the others.
Dalton will always be my number 2 after Connery. Connery was and always will be the best Bond. He epitomized the character

Bushes are disgusting

Gayest post I've read all week.

I definitely want to bond burger his sister if you know what I mean.

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Still dont know what this meme means but i kekd

>ever made.
you don't have to say that. it's implied

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>the originals with Connery will never go away
You wish.