>It may look like an ordinary watch Ms bond. But it's actually 15 minute ahead of time
Gadgets for black bond
Jaxson Clark
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Owen Roberts
Colored Peoples Time will be a major plot point in these future Bond films:
>From Da Ghetto Wif Luv
>Dem Gibs Iz Not Enuf
>Da Kangz Who Luved Shiet
>Dr. Kno I Ain't Got Dat Bitch Latasha Pregnant
Nolan Carter
>this key will unlock any bike lock ms bond you'll be able to steal any bike in the world
Jack Powell
Lipstick made out of hotsauce.
Nanofibre hair weave.
Crack pipe multispectrum analyser.
International food stamps.
Matthew Lewis
this wasn’t even remotely funny the first time you posted it, and it’s definitely not funny now
Henry Bell
I chuckled
Evan Collins
>it might look like an ordinary phone, but actually it is a detector, that can help you locate the father of your child
Matthew Perry
Some 13/50 joke I'm too lazy to make
John Moore
Go to bed sooty
Lucas Jenkins
I thought I was funny, but my favorite is still
>Da Spy Who Dindu Nuffin
Alexander Morgan
>Dem Gibz Iz Not Enuf
Made be giggle, here's your (You)
John Sullivan
>it may look like a regular gun but it's actually glock 40
Brayden Morgan
I dindo 0!
dindu 0 7
Aaron Reed
>may look like an ordinary watch Ms bond. But it's actually 15 minute ahead of time
Ian Harris
observe. The seeds are actually highly explosive bullet shells. Do use it wisely, 007.
Jacob Ward
>International food stamps
Jack Bell
>International food stamps
Noah Howard
you faggots are doing Sony's marketing for free just like you did for Disney
Brandon Watson
>There will be many cars and bikes hijacking
absolutely based
Logan Hernandez
>We are inserting a tracking device Ms Bond, so your children will always know where you are.
Parker Jenkins
Look at them double ohs!
Chase Reed
>Now, Jamiqua, these may look like ordin....PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION.....where was...oh, yes, these may look like ordinary weave you'd find in any ghetto hair salon, but the ribbons are lined with enough plastic explosive to cut through 7mm of even the strongest steel alloys and....what....what is that sound....is tha....TURN OFF YOUR PHONE....that's it, hand it over. No more phone until after the conclusion of your in-brief....are...are you crying? THERE'S NO CRYING IN ESPIONAGE!
Hudson Ross
>International food stamps.
kek
Lucas Butler
>"007, Blofeld has taken control of several thermonuclear devices and holds them in a closely guarded facility in Belarus. We need you to infiltrate and sabotage these devices before he takes the world hostage."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm that's not my problem."
Jordan Harris
The Spy Who Ran Off Leaving Me A Single Mother.
Noah Gutierrez
How she gonna drive an Aston Martin in London without Police shooting at her?
Tyler Howard
>International food stamps.
Jonathan Jones
>007 now fights in Waffle House
Connor Morris
Erm, he sorta did have that in Tomorrow Never Dies.
Kayden Garcia
>London
>police shooting
Wyatt Sanchez
M is now reffered to as DAWG
Hudson Cox
>time
how dare you bring up a WHITE concept!!!
Ian Rodriguez
Holy shit you incels really are seething. There's a dozen threads about this in the catalog.
Unironically have sex.
Jayden Ramirez
funny but its already kind of a bond thing to love em and leave em
Blake Walker
listen bitch, you already got space jam 2, leave us one white hero goddamnit.
Anthony Robinson
t. never been to London
Police have guns there.
Kayden Torres
I don't give a shit what color skin you have, black culture is the shittiest thing to hit this reality. pleb tier bottom of the barrel garbage. the robots couldn't come soon enough.
Oliver Cox
Dilate
Jaxon Rivera
friendly reminder the new mib flopped really hard
we have pretty much no control over what's gonna happen
Andrew Mitchell
>This grape drink packet actu.....WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION.......this grape drink packet actually contains a powerful sleeping agent that works whether it's inhaled or ingested, all you do is rip open the packet like this, and then you simply...what are.....JAMIQUA, DON'T SNORT IT!
Adam Carter
>This may seem like a normal cell phone ms bond, but on it is a direct satellite connection to worldstar hip hop
Kevin Green
It's fucking hilarious you humorless cunt. Fuck off this board if you don't like it. Go the fuck back to reddi t.
Jordan Mitchell
ms bond, why are you leaving the movie? theres still an hour and 30 minutes left?
Anthony James
>Dem Gibs Iz Not Enuf
Fucking dead
Gabriel Bailey
>International food stamps
Colton Diaz
>This may look like an ordinary SNAP card
>but this will work when purchasing beer and a dutch
Grayson Jenkins
Brandon Ward
JAMES BOND in FIRST OF THE MONTH
Joseph Garcia
This device ms bond, though primitive; will help you communicate with people who don't understand monkey-speak
Bentley Russell
If you keep getting mad and they keep making more of them, maybe it's time to stop being mad about thinhs you have no control over.
Just don't go see it, ignore it exists.
The studio wants your anger, they promote the films off it to progressives. If you aren't angry they won't go see it just to spite you.
Jonathan Lee
I wouldn't even have a problem if it was a black man. But a woman? Of any color, a woman? It's called JAMES BOND ffs
Angel Carter
this is a stolen cellphone ms bond, that well..you stole. you can use this white womans uber app to get around.
Sebastian Hughes
>if you make fun of this thing THEY WIN
Sure thing, shlomo.
Angel Moore
>this may look like ordinary grap drank Ms. Bond, but it is actually a deadly Neurotox-
>wait, dont drink that!
>sheeeiiit
Lincoln Jenkins
Mrs bond, this a deployable father
Nathan Wilson
>International food stamps.
Very good
Jackson Roberts
>International food stamps.
Landon Howard
Sure, a couple thousand autists circlejerking in a self contained safespace will work wonders for a billion dollar franchise which has to appeal to hundreds of millions of people
Thomas Robinson
>Here is your new car, Ms Bond
>I'm afraid it's the best we could do with your credit score
Parker Foster
If they were worried about appealing to hundreds of millions of people why would they cast a fucking nigger? Or are you referring to the population of the united states, specifically.
Liam Mitchell
Samuel Collins
>these spring loaded sneakers will allow you to hop over any subway turnstile in the country, ms. bond
Dominic Stewart
Potion that turns any drink into malt liquor
Instakill race card
Aston Martin w/hydraulic twerking ability
Oliver Perez
cringe
Anthony Moore
>exploding hubcaps
>Meaning that, if someone tries to jack your whip, ms bond, dey ass gettin litty
Isaiah Walker
Niggers are in. The fuck have you been the last decade? Besides, Idris Elba is going to be next Bond.
Might as well check two marks with the lady bond, and make millions out of it.
Benjamin Perry
They can tell you niggers are in all they want but most people don't want to see them.
Andrew Robinson
They only use them if you post racist tweets.
Jose Evans
>how to kill a franchise in the asian market
Oliver Hughes
this is fake right? there is no way this black dude in the new 007...
Jackson Harris
If you mean China, I'm not chinese so I couldn't tell. My most ignorant approach to it is that the chinese don't like niggers.
But that's my opinion about it.
As far of the rest of the world goes, I'm assuming that they don't care as long as they can act.
Jonathan Hughes
A bond blaxploitation satire film could be kino
Robert Gutierrez
>Dr. Kno I Ain't Got Dat Bitch Latasha Pregnant
Fucking hell, man.
Aiden Kelly
>I'm sorry, mrs. Bond, but you were surely not behind the three point line.
Colton Sanders
Da World Ain't Nuttin' Ta Fuck Wit
Joseph Ward
Ryan Miller
Joseph Nelson
In Her Majesty's Prison Service
Coonraker
Smellypussy
Chicken Royale
You Only Live Vice
Matthew Morales
I'm looking forward to the release of
>Thunderballin'
Lucas White
>da bish wif da gowden grillz
Jayden Gomez
Hot sauce watch.
youtu.be
Joshua Smith
Dr. Nog
From Wakanda with Love
Goldnigger
Mandingo Royale
You Only Murder Twice
On Her Majesty's Food Stamps
Diamonds Are For Stealing
Live and Kill Whites
The Man with the Golden Rims
The Spook Who Loved Me
Mooncricket
Octomama
Never Say Nigga Again
License to Commit 53%
GoldenToof
Tommorow Never Works
The Gibs is Not Enough
Get High Another Day
Quantum of Shaniqua
WelfareEnd
Inspektah Blackjit
Ayden Reyes
>From Compton, With Love
>Afropussy
>GoldenAyy
Aiden Edwards
No
>license to steal
yet?
Nathan Lee
quantum of Shaniqua, I lold
James Murphy
A Jew to a Shill
William Cox
>International food stamps
Anthony Price
She would fit perfectly in the reboot Coonmaker
Joseph Morgan
>international foodstamps
well played good sir
Easton Thomas
How are they gonna sell this one to China?
Brayden Robinson
Old'n'High
Noah Reed
HA
Jayden Taylor
have scenes in china in the movie. "oh rook, rowr countly is in firm. let rus watch"
Justin Watson
>Now pay attention, Jamelia. This is no ordinary Wu Tang Clan bandanna. It's laced with a highly potent chloroform that will put any guard to sleep the moment it touches their mou-- NO, DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR FA-- oh, for fuck's sake.
Kayden Stewart
grenade watermelon, also cheked
Liam Ross
holy fuck your concept of language is excruciatingly awful. if you're going to mock a speech pattern please do some research before shitposting.
Daniel Lopez
>ms.bond they do appear to be some fresh fanganails , but in fact these are razor sharp nanocomposite resin claws that will cut deeper than a knife. They are also touch screen compatible for your phone.
Angel Gray
>umbilical_dick.jpg
Jose Ward
>nigga how I activate da ejecta seat?
>I dunno nigga try da chinese button
>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE
Mason Carter
>Now for your vehicle, 007. Today the engineers and I have suped up this 1987 Toyota Corolla. Perfect for blending into low income urban environments, it now has reinforced wheels to better absorb potholes, defensive hubcaps to deter tire jacking, bullet proof windows, and, of course, a full surround sound stereo system with all the hip hop stations hotkeyed for your convenience. We even took the liberty of enlarging the cupholders to allow for 40 oz bottles.
>I see you've also installed an oil slick system for easy getaways during car chases
>actually, no 007. This is a rather old car so that is just a normal oil leak.
>I see, and I notice the passenger seat is missing, surely because you are preparing the passenger eject system?
>em, well no, that was already missing when we got it.
Samuel Anderson
lol, tell your Asian mom I will be over tonight for sup of her mandarian chicken you fucking faggot
Tyler Ross
>00 Sheboon reconnoitering Russian compound, streaming footage to Q directly
>it's night time so she's pretty hard to spot
>an officer is standing near a mcguffin with a huge goon,starts getting angry about something
>Q: Focus on the officer, we need to identify who we're dealing with!
>some low rank private runs up and salutes, visibly trembling, officer chews him out and walks away
>big hired goon steps up to the trembling private
>Q: 00 Sheboon we need that mcguffin!
>hired goon slaps the private with an ear shattering smack
>W O R L S T A R
>#alarms go off#
>00 SHEBOON WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU BSHSHKDKAM
Isaiah Perry
>dont TOUCH that! it may LOOK like your dealer line pager but i can assure you mrs bond that it is NOT. Its a small electromagnetic disruption device for getting into any vending , ATM , or redbox machine in the country. If you set it off in MI6 it would cause all sorts of havoc.
Adrian Wright
bro asian's don't put 'R' in front of everything, they can't pronounce the letter 'L.' you are an idiot of the highest caliber.
Tyler Morris
catch a disease you ugly bitch
Ethan Howard
>International food stamps.
Anthony Murphy
>International food stamps.
Damn,that actually scary
Wyatt Fisher
Don't you mean behind? If it was ahead they'd be showing up early everywhere instead of late.
Liam Thompson
it's ahead to counteract being late
James Ross
>From Wakanda with Love
>On Her Majesty's Food Stamps|
>Get High Another Day
loolll
Hudson Brown
Why would MI6 want him to be late?
Jayden Williams
>ay cue , what this birth control lookin thang do?
"thats just birth control , on your last mission you got pregnant and then went on "vacation" for 2 years without telling us and had triplets , Mi6 will not foot the bill again"
Tyler Price
Oh man I am dumb. Thanks.
Gavin Peterson
>is u expec me 2 talk?
>no Ms Bond, I expect you to do nuffin
Oliver Garcia
It's days like this when I miss the god damn imdb message boards like you wouldn't believe
Eli Kelly
>International food stamps.
Isaiah Ross
This is awful
Levi Cook
>International food stamps
Gabriel Torres
Michael Scott
>international food stamps
Dominic Long
>We have developed a new covert explosive system disguised as a baby. Given your racial background, it will not look suspicious in the slightest for you to carry at least 5 of these with you wherever you go. It also means no one will question why you have a tendency to leave one behind somewhere, making it perfect for detonating from a safe distance. However, the baby daddy is not included!
>OH LAWD DEY NEVUH ARE SUGAH! MHM!
>Yes, indeed 007.
Hudson White
>oooooo cue u know me so good i love cocoa butter!
"that isnt cocoa butter ms.bond. Its a extremely powerful micro oil that will repel any water around your body and allow you to swim twice as fast as normal"
>uhhh.... yalls know i cant swim right?
"what?"
Ryan Smith
My assumption was that she'd get to show up late to places and pull the "nigger time" excuse
Cameron White
>It's a pistol disguised as a pen, Miss Bond.
>How come it aint fire?
>Stop holding it sideways, my dear
Colton Gomez
>international food stamps
Austin Bailey
Blake Stewart
>Get ugly dyke nigger to model
Like every fucking time
Dominic Hughes
>international food stamps
Aaron Mitchell
kek
Jeremiah Perez
>International food stamps
I AM KEK, DESTROYER OF SIDES
Xavier Butler
Underated post, fucking hell my sides
Camden Johnson
>Tomorrow never works
Matthew Clark
she looks exactly like p diddy
Evan Fisher
>International food stamps.
"Now 007, do at least TRY and not use these all up the first week."
"Sorry Q, but I don't make promises I know I can't keep."
Levi Cooper
>international food stamps
based and redpilled
Liam Phillips
Jacob Baker
It looks like an ordinary watch, Ms La'Bonda.
But if you press this button, you will be able to see everyone within a 20-mile radius who is selling loose cigarettes.
Matthew Nelson
you people just want to make the same hack jokes in every different context you can possibly find
Elijah Myers
Time, the future, and all abstract concepts are not white concepts. They're just not black concepts. Here's an article talking about how african languages don't have the ability to express abstract ideas because blacks have never evolved the ability to have abstract ideas.
Thomas Ortiz
I'm on board with Wesley Snipes as Bond, but him wearing makeup is a bit much.
Ayden Jackson
dilate
Tyler Rivera
Blake Powell
Marketing for what, exactly? A movie no one is going to see anyway?
Julian Walker
cringe
Jayden Cook
>international foodstamps.
My fucking sides, this almost makes having a nigress 007 worthwhile.
Sebastian Reyes
Tazer Ankle bracelet
Joseph Reed
>International food stamps
Anthony Jackson
Underrated
William Perry
>blue eyes
Samuel Howard
>International food stamps.
Parker Green
cringe. fuck off Yea Forums if you can't take politically incorrect jokes. there are billion safe places with coloring books for snowflakes like you
fuckin based and bindpilled
Hudson Lee
>Basketball recon drone
>Cyanide filled fried chicken
>Jaws teeth reverse engineered into gold grillz
>Dark shades for nighttime stealth missions
>Purple Drank
Xavier Hall
>International food stamps
Goddamn my sides actually hurt
Juan Hernandez
From Harlem with Love
Josiah Thompson
You heard it here first. This movie is being made by leftists to try and call everyone racist and sexist for not seeing it, when in reality they are making a movie that nobody asked for and nobody wants to see.
Christian Foster
Nigger detected
Brandon Sanders
Michael Lopez
>International food stamps.
Bentley Ramirez
>international food stamps
Don't let Jonah borrow them
Matthew Davis
>>etc.
It wasn't that funny, dumb redditors.
Logan Bailey
worst samefag ive seen in years
Jason Cook
It was gold.
Carson Walker
>International food stamps.
I'm crying laughing at this
Jason Lopez
how does one cope this hard?
Jaxson Green
lmao