OH NO NO NO

At least James Bond is still played by a man.

Yes, it is real. The jews won, there is no stopping them.

FUKUNAGA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /ourguy/ BROS. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!

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What's the problem exactly?
006, 007, etc are just titles, they can be attributed to any agent

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed. Well, certainly not at the beginning

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James Bond is white.

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Good goy, good goy! That's the spirit!

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>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young, strong black woman who don't need no man.

James Bond exists in the movie and is white.

Demonstrably proven to be incorrect in Skyfall. Bond is his family name.

Isn't Daniel Craig still white?

He's clearly being replaced.

>That time you got replaced by a stunning black woman? It was all me, James.

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Is his middle name 007?

>name's Bond
>Bond-N'Songa-Dombele

>alright guys time to make the next bond movie
>CAN WE MAKE BOND BLACK?
>who the fuck let the sjw twitter intern join out upstart meeting?
>NO NO A BLACK WOMAN YEAH
>please get her out of here
>IF YOU DON'T MAKE BOND A BLACK WOMAN I'LL TWEET ABOUT IT
>y-you wouldn't

>Trying to seduce her.

Yeah, how could James possibly resist......that.

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You're trying too hard.

Why does it have to even be the same franchise??? James bond movies are bond movies because they have JAMES BOND
just make a spy movie with a black lead???

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i think the worst part about this post is that you used intern as an insult. Because it assumes you have held any position that allows you to manage interns, which you haven't.

This movie has James Bond, so it's a bond movie bud

so more whytpippo are butthurt

why did they pick such an fugly nignog ?

All nigs are ugly

the man with the golden grill

She a strong man who don't need no woman

>wanting a female 007
>choosing anyone other than Ruby Rose
>wanting a black 007
>choosing anyone other than Idris Elba
The franchise is officially over, just accept that it had a good run.

Oh, they're gonna have a bigger mess on their hands than that. Don't worry.

>only boomers care about Bond
>"I know, let's make it appeal as little as possible to them"

>seduce her
I didn't know Bond would stick his dick in literally everything

Because Captain Marvel role, and Tessa Thompson was probably busy

I'd rather watch the entire Johnny English trilogy than nu-Bond YASS QUEEN edition.

Yes, but they at least they did us the courtesy of making a new individual character.

Honestly the thing that gets me the most is that they're gonna try and pass that off as an attractive women when "she's" clearly an ugly male crossdresser

thats just false you seething hillbilly

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Seething

Dr. Sheeeit
From the Ghetto wit Love
Golddigger
You Only Loot Twice
The Man with the Stolen Gun
Coonraper
License to Steal
The Spy Who Shanked Me
Goldengrill
Thundernigger
Tomorrow Dindu Deaed
Cribfall
Quantum of Shieee
Casino Robbery
Diamons Are Mine Nigga
Never Nig Nog Again
Quantum I Stoledis
Dr. Nog
From Compton with Drugs
Cokefinger
Basketball
I've Only Been Arrested Twice
On Her Majesty's Social Services
Spades Are Forever
Nig and Let Jive
The Man with the Golden Rims
The Spy Who Robbed Me
Mooncricket
For My Attorney's Eyes Only
Octopiece Family Bucket
Never Say Nigger Again
A Witness to a Robbery
The Daily Fistfights
Licence to Steal
Goldenteeth
Baby Travon Never Dies
The Reparations Are Not Enough
Work Another Day
Crown Royale
Dayquan of Soul Ice
Water-Fall
Spooktre
Call 555-BOND25

the name's bond, jail bond
chicken wing, fried not grilled

Clearly not the same species

What could have been...

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Literally all you have to do is crop out the dress and earrings, and take away the lipstick. Someone really needs to do this. My computer's too much of a shit.

I'm going to try to hide this information from my boomer dad as long as possible

Bond movies have been our thing forever, I'd hate to see his reaction.

Bravo kek

yuk that fukin nose

Fucking jews ruined one of my favorite franchise.

My dad will be spinning in his grave too

Varnishing a chimpanzee doesn't make it any better.

He'd be shit, he can barely act and has little charisma

"She" looks she has two balls and a big black cane.

>thanks to the intervention of feminist TV writer Phoebe Waller-Bridge
t-thanks

Honestly, just why? For what purpose?
Someone needs to remake roots with a white woman as the lead just so hypocritical heads can explode.

is james a female name now?

>Dr. Nah
>From Cleaveland with Nudes
>Golddigger
>Basketball
>You Only Walk Twice
>On my Dealer's Shitlist
>Zirconium is Adequate
>The Man with the Golden Grill
>The Spy that Robbed Me
>Moonrapist
>For Muh Dick Only
>Don't Say Nah No Mo'
>Some Fool to Kill
>License to Drive
>BlackEye
>Tomorrow Don't Matter
>This Aint Enough Weed
>Royale with Cheese

Top kek.

the writer is so feminist she had to hyphenate her last name you tell me who the real butthurt one is. I just watch movies someone else made their entire career about this bullshit

based

>"Since Daniel Craig announced he was standing down as James Bond, debate has raged whether the next 007 should be a woman or black"

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top kek

that'll be the next breakthrough, but let's enjoy this one

bond movies with nigger
>the man with the golden gun ends as soon as bond picks up the golden bullet and takes it to a pawnshop for crack money

ITT retards who can't read.

This is how things are at the start of the film.

>Bond retired at the end of spectre
>gave the 007 to some other agent, happens to be a black woman
>she fucks up so bad they have to bring an old man out of retirement to fix her shit

why are you so triggered by this?

it's not that funny..

You're very noticeably not actually proving him wrong.

They aren't "remaking" the character into black woman, they are replacing him just like in indiana Jones and Crystal Skull, Spielberg wanted Shia Lebouf to be the new indiana but nobody gave a fuck.

wow you really think she's just going to go away after this movie?

>The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films
What the hell does this even mean? Are they trying to make, "Hey, this 007 movie is a 007 movie" a selling point?

she'll probably get killed

>but nobody gave a fuck.
Because nobody liked that movie.

sorry i can't read, what was he saying?

If you are white and British you will be put on a list if you don't buy a movie ticket

Also white only exists when it is about putting you on a bigot list

Tom Cruise is our only hope now.
>M:I 7 release in 2021

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I hope the next Bond after Craig is a gay trans muslim in a wheelchair. It will flop and redpill all normies.

Oh god pls be real. The JUST posting will be amazing

They're going to nostslgia wank old bond films even harder than spectre. And this time it's intended as the lube to fuck our culture in the ass with a black female 007

If you don't like this you are racist

>2019
>not being racist

it is 100% real user

Bond loved killing the wogs

>gave the 007 to some other agent, happens to be a black woman
In other words, they're establishing that "007" is a codename and that it can be given to anyone, which means they're setting precedent for black or female (or black female) 007's down the line.

That's exactly what this is doing, that's the point of the movie. They're establishing that 007 can be anyone so they can point to this movie and go, "Look! Look! See? If James Bond can be a Black Woman, it's alright if he's a black Somalian."

its still going to bomb due to WOKE media labeling it like she's the next Bond. Normies will think its another shitty female ghostbusters movie

>Phoebe Waller Bridge writing a script

it's already confirmed kino

>it's real
I thought it was a joke like this.

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It's quite possible. She's not some A-list draw.

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Where does it say she's only "temporarily" getting the 007 license? Where is anyone getting that? You're making some wild assumptions saying, "Oh, but she's going to fuck up so bad she's going to give her license back to somebody else at the end of the film! You'll see!"

All it says is Craig retires and, in a "popcorn-dropping moment" gives the license to a black woman. That's all it says, you're pulling, "oh but then she gives it back" out of your ass.

>A-list draw.
>Negro lezza

I think we need to all calm down we have got The Witcher , an new star warz to luck forward too.

You sound like you're coping really, really hard right now.
>No, she's not going to stay 007 at the end of the movie!
>She's not! She's not! She's not!
>How do I know? Uhh... Uhh... She's just not, okay?!

She was great in captain.marvel. i think they should have chosen a black.man, not a black eoman, but let's see

>British

She is quintessentially British, history's a whitewash and Europe has always been a heterogeneous melting pot of vibrancy.

>Captain Marvel
>Anything memorable
Pick ONE and only one

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HONK HONK

There's plenty of hot black actresses. Hollywood just never gives them work.

Just rename the fucking movies already desu

>Dr. Shieet!
>From Africa with AIDS
>Goldnigger
>Ghettoballs
>You Only Chimp Twice
>On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
>Felons are Forever
>Abort And Let Die
>The Man With The Stolen Gun
>The Spy Who Raped Me
>Coonraker
>For Muh Dick Only
>Negropussy
>Never Say Nigger Again
>A View to A Crime
>License To Steal
>Browneye
>The Negro Never Dies
>The Reparation Is Not Enough
>Chimp Another Day
>Ghetto Royale
>Welfare of Solace
>Windfall
>Spooks

This but also only white people were responsible for colonialism.

>She was great in captain.marvel
You mean the movie that nobody remembers beyond, "welp, that sure was a Marvel movie?" The movie where everyone almost had negative stage presence? The movie whose *only* claim to fame is making a billion dollars?

That movie?

why to what end? I thought da jews loved black women

Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare

I would have been fine with idris elba being bond but this is too fucking far fuck off woman

OOOOO MASSA YOUS MAKINS ME SQUIRT

You mean polishing a turd right?

Whats the point continually getting angry about Hollywood doing this when your anger does nothing and they keep doing it anyway?

Don't get mad, just don't go see it and ignore it. They want your anger, they promote the film off it to progressives and they pay to go see it just to spite you.

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I'd kill for this feel

>I thought da jews loved black women
... No? They love skinny white women, they despise black women because they're not their sort of attractive.

You need to take a step back and notice how Jews, for all their bluster about interracial marriage, always wind up dating other Jews or white people.

i've seen elephants with smaller noses

Apologize.

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nuke the fucking planet

Clown world

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It's pointless, most people on here are mouth breathers.

if this movie is actually made the entire franchise is going to go away after this movie

>Ron Perlman

HE IS THE REAL VICTIM HERE.

how about some new fucking IP instead of being creatively bankrupt

>Ron Perlman
What about him? One exception doesn't disprove the rule.

Jewish women are the biggest coalburners of all time bud
hell, even the men do it a lot. Ron Perlman, Jerry Springer come to mind.

Doubt. Broccoli said hell no.

Yeah, that’s the one.

I would have been fine with Elba. He’s a good actor and would play a good 007

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What are the odds this movie is going to go the way of Female Ghostbusters? You know, a movie that gets huge push by the media only to release, bomb horribly, and get quietly buried in the metaphorical desert?

what does it matter? even if there's no backlash with people spewing gamer words, they'll say there is, and woke cunts will believe it anyway. when's the last time a wokesoy needed evidence to feel offended on behalf of a minority or woman?

>woosched right over timmies head

We are being punished. We could have had Elba. We spurned a black bond and are now being punished by a sheboon bond

are you fucking serious?

Can I have old Yea Forums back please? Im not going to say reddit but fuck I can feel where you come from nigger.

Of course 007 is a codename. Well, code number. No-one calls their child 007. It's not as if this character is going to be called James Bond. You're mixing two different things up.

Part of me hopes this is all a ruse, and the sheboon fucks up the job, only to pass it on to Elba so Bond doesn’t have to come out of retirement. But Jewywood wouldn’t do that

The absolute butthurt of this post

Believes in 007 protocol , most pakis in GCHQ have trouble parking at the donut let alone killing anyone

I can guarantee they're going to leave FemBond's fate up in the air at the end of the movie precisely because they have absolutely zero faith in this movie drawing in any significant crowds. This isn't a bait-and-switch, this is them covering their ass so once the movie goes the way of 2016 Ghostbusters, they can quietly announce another, more "sensible" Bond (probably white and male to balm the butthurt) and bring back the crowds.

You would think they would learn that pandering to people who don’t actually watch the movies never works. We’re just a “everyone who hates this is racist” away from Ghostbusters or the Last Jedi

feels good man

KEK

Nah, they will double down on this, and it will be the end of the franchise. Maybe it gets rebooted a decade or two after this trainwreck.

It won't end it, it'll just give them license to redo it. Don't forget, these companies don't lose money on flops, they can site that as an excuse to not have to pay many taxes.

Man, niggers are disgusting.

>You would think they would learn that pandering to people who don’t actually watch the movies never works

>Take a franchise that was built on the Hefneresque ideals of gentlemanly conduct
>Make the protagonist (who must ooze with sex appeal and refined masculinity) to an ugly black woman

>death in paradise
my fucking nigga. that shit was mad cash.

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>ignoring Idris Elba to be the new bond despite it being the most logical pick
>getting some unattractive black woman to play as the new bond

How about no and I don't watch the movie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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As long as 007 is out there having sex for both the mission and theirself, using cool gadgets, driving sweet fucking cars, and having good fight scenes with decent shoot outs. im happy. but if you take away any of the to pander to a one shot niche community. Go die stupid faggot.

Gosh, what's that marketing tactic called? The one where you show something outrageous and crazy because you know it's not going to get accepted, so you can "ease it back" and go with something the public wouldn't otherwise accept, but since the previous offer was so much worse it looks sensible in comparison?

007 was always a man's series, for men.

Fucking SJW and kikes have no memory. Halle Berry's Jinx was basically the same character but american. (And peak halle berry was 10000 times more attractive than this sheape).

Now they want us to think they are breaking new ground with this shit.

"Robitussin. Shaken, not stirred."

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what in tarnation is that straw made of

t. intern

they're gonna put all the focus on her being black, but the issue is that shes a woman, get this fucking trash out of here.

twizzler looks like

She’s so ugly

But if they made him fuck random women SJW would still have whined. Unless they made him into some numale affeminate bond that """respects wamen"

Their endgame was always a black woman/tranny.

>Post yfw this becomes the next MiB: International

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>the exception is the majority
Black girls who look like this are about as rare as a unicorn,at least hot white insta thots are everywhere

I was surprised how triggered they got at Shaft, I thought black people could get a pass from the SJW

It's not the content, it's the intent
In a vaccum, I have no problem with a Yaskween Bond. But, we don't live in a color-blind world, and it's simply impossible to deny the obvious Jewish Hollywood agenda

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>Implying Johnny English is bad

Surely you jest?

>happens to be a black woman
lmao yeah i bet it was just a coincidence

Sippin' on some siz-erp

Sip, sippin' on some, sip

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>There's plenty of hot black actresses.
no

That's the "best" course of action for what they want to do but in the end of the day,they still rehash the same old franchises instead of creating new ones.The problem is here,it's not Elba fault,it's not Lynch fault,it's the industry obstinate refusal to create new franchises
We'll never have a new Black Panther or a Static Shock movie,instead we'll have "Mission Impossible but with John Jackson,the black replacement of Ethan Hunt

I hope that's real

>I thought black people could get a pass from the SJW
SJWs are not about equality anymore, they're about domination. They don't want to see black people on TV to see more diversity on Television, they want to see black people on TV because they browbeat the director into including black people.

That's all this is about, that's all there is to it. People wanting the thrill of shouting at an industry and the industry bows their head in submission.

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If is a codename why the fuck must they re-use 007?. Theres literally infinite ammount of code names can give to their agents.

The franchise is fucking James Bond, not 007. Keep in mind that they could have done a spinoff with all the different agents a million fucking times but no other character sticked out.

>Quantum of Shieee

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Am really looking forward to them tanking all the biggest franchise.
Hollywood must burn to the ground.

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They want fungible, forgettable, replaceable actors and are relying on brand awareness instead.

Yeah it's a bargaining tactic, always make your opening offer high

006 could have had their own spin off a bunch of times. In fact, making 006 a woman after Trevelyn died a traitor would have been the thing to do.

God she is hideous. At least the girl in spider man was cute

More importantly, they're cheap.

Why do you think it keeps happening

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You think there's any chance this isn't going to bomb? You don't have to be /pol/ to find progressive activism overrunning stories to be tiresome and predictable. It goes double for a series where the whole point of the main character is to be a likeable arsehole.

BACKSTREET'S BLACK ALL RIGHT

OH MY GOD THEY'RE BLACK AGAIN

hahahahaha I come to this board everytime I see news like this because I love seeing white boys triggered

Yes pretty much. A woman can't never be James Bond, is fucking pointless.

Now a Black guy is still far from ideal, but Idris Elba was a decent compromise considering he is british and has played as the smooth mother fucker in like a 100 films.

And to top it all they choose the ugliest black woman after leslie jones

>lets blame everything on the Russians
wow I wonder how well this would have gone if Russia was a non white non european country.

Let's all just not go guys. We'll show them. What us think?

They are now making Bond movies for an audience that does not like Bond movies, and instead wants campy Austin Powers tier Adam West Batman bullshit.

All the far-left roasties on twitter couldn't give two shits about James Bond. They're only celebrating because they see it as a political victory.

Seriously I hope /pol/ does a false-flag campaign posing as non-whites shitting on white women. White women ruin fucking everything.

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Rorke blown a gasket

Same thing happened with Doctor Who.

>They bring in Neil Gaiman to write an episode. He includes an offhand joke about a past Time Lord who changed genders on a whim during regenerations. This plants the seed.

>Two seasons later they genderbend The Master. Still haven't quite convinced people to accept a Female Doctor, but since it's been a few years since Gaiman put the idea in peoples heads, they decided to push it.

>Reception to FemMaster (Missy) was incredibly positive because Michelle Gomez is fantastic. BBC decides they've let the idea ferment for long enough, that people will finally accept a Female Doctor.

>Series turns in some of the lowest ratings ever, ends up on hiatus.

Because we already have female agents that use the codes 004 and 0012. Why not use them?

OH NO NO NO NO

russians arent white you idiot

Jamesiqua Bondson

>On Her Majesty's Social Services

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Except that make sense in the Doctor Who lore (for what it's worth) a shape shifting alien obstinately locked in white male forms made no sense. Also i'm salty about that because i wanted to see a black Doctor before a woman Doctor

first it was a meme, then I secretly accepted it as not a bad choice, now I wished it happened. And the fact that I want it now makes me not want it again, because I know that this is how (((they))) move goal posts and make you settle for worse options.

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BRAVE AND POWERFUL

Swapping genders brings up some weird ethical questions. Like what if a Female Time Lord got pregnant and had to regenerate and became male? Where would fetus go?

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>i wanted to see a black Doctor

Ghn

Are we 100% positive this actress isn't a man?

(shrug) Alien biology,they would have find a solutio to that incredibly specific scenario that you concocted because as far as i know,the Doctor didnt father any childrens during the series
Also i still want my Black Doctor,fucking writers

Literally nothing going on

Yeah , i do
Fuck you

I remember making 99% of these. Haha, your welcome.

based

please god let the villain be a white nationalist

now that'd be KINO

Game fucking over, incels.

You lost the cultural battle.

>bond girls have been renamed to bond women
excuse me?
i really am struggling to remember this in previous films? can Yea Forums help me out?

>moneypenny: james can you call M back please shes got an assignment for you
>bond: sorry i was away shagging a bond girl in the toilet
>moneypenny: don't you mean bond woman?

>Yeah , i do

Kek, we'll see who wins at the box office.

Nope, I knew a guy named James, knew a family named bond, never knew someone with a name like 007 you mingoloid cocksucking fuckwit.

Thank you for your time.

JANE BROWN 007 LICENSE TO GRILL

blofeldstein?

>James bond tries to fuck a tranny and gets METOO fired and the tranny gets his job

Are these fantasy flicks becoming too real?

Apparently most here don't know Fleming's novels or the canon. Bond IS 007. That is his code number. If someone else is now 007, then they are "Bond". The two are inseparable. This is a doublespeak game to replace the male 007/Bond with a female 007/Bond. Nothing more.

They are doing it to test waters. The next Bond will definitely be a nigger, not a woman though

This

it's like you're on a sub and you take a hammer to a torpedo warhead

OHMSS established that Lazenby is the same Bond as Connery too, in the scene where he's clearing out his desk he has all those mementos from his previous missions. It's hamfisted as fuck but gets the point across.

>All the far-left roasties on twitter couldn't give two shits about James Bond
James bond is a masculine white male hero and thus must be subverted. They've gone after bond for years because he represents what they want to tear down.
They very much care about James Bond in that they want him to be destroyed.

>You think there's any chance this isn't going to bomb?
MiB bombed, Ocean's 11 bombed, Ghostbusters bombed. Oh but yeah sure the series built on gentlemen doing manly things with red-blooded action and hot babes is going to do juuuust fine with an unattractive female lead. Mhm, especially since the last few Bonds have been struggling and Spectre sucked huge schlong.

and yet, the franchise will endure. this movie will be released, it might even do well in theatres since people will go watch it for virtue signalling points, but in the years to come it will be forgotten, and suddenly old james bond DVD's will start selling at walmart.

>They're only celebrating because they see it as a political victory.
This is what 90% of all SJW activists want, they don't want change they want control.

this is the most press a Bond movie has ever gotten.

you fucking morons are advertising for them. you do it for FREE

>the memers turned out to be right

LMAO

>you fucking morons are advertising for them
Oh yeah because that advertising worked so well for Ocean's 11 and MiB: International and Ghostbusters and a dozen other r63'd movies that have been snapped into oblivion. Get over yourself, there is advertising and then there's advertising, the mewlings of "Russian Bots" isn't going to encourage anyone to see this movie - in fact, highlighting how absurd this change is will only cause normies to recognize how dumb this is too, because James Bond has always been intimately tied to gentlemanly conduct and the "British professional."

Nobody on tv will pay a dime for this shitheap and you know it.

This is fucking frightening.
>The day of the rope will be a real thing.

>they do it for FREE
outrage marketing is a thing.
it works very well.
Black Panther and Captain Marvel are proof.
Trump became president by using outrage culture.

you faggots dont know shit. that is why marketing companies rule over everything now. they know how to make stupid fucks such as your selves do their job for them.

>Twitter post and SJW journalists mean people will pay money for this.
Ghostbusters was the same thing btw.

you're an idiot. Trump got elected because the silent masses always agreed with him, don't give the foaming at the mouth internet retards that much credit. Most normal people don't express their opinions to the world.

Nobody would have given Trump notice if he didn't dominate the headlines constantly. Billions of dollars worth of free exposure just by saying edgy shit.

>Black Panther and Captain Marvel succeeded because of outrage culture
What the heck are you smoking, user? Black Panther and Captain Marvel were financially successful because they pandered to their target demographics while being "safe" enough to the others that they don't feel grossed out watching them. Oh, and they're also Marvel movies. The worst Marvel movie is still a financial success.

Describe to me how outrage culture made Ghostbusters (2016) a monstrous success we're still feeling today.

sure sure.
him having the media and everyone talking about him helped in no way.
so sir that would be like playing 4D chess.

It's pathetically obvious that the plan is
>advertise it as black female 007, with the clarification in the small print
>wait for something saying she's replacing Bond to go viral
>smugly posture how the evil racists can't read
The only thing more pathetic is the idea this isn't going to backfire spectacularly. Dishonest marketing only works if you've actually got a good product regardless of how you got someone's ass in the seat.

>Black Panther and Captain Marvel are proof.
Those movies are proof that marvel nerds have more money to spend than taste.

Did you miss out on the part of them rewatching endgame over and over just to beat a 10 year old movie at the box office?.
They are fucking retards.

>white fragility is a myt...

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cry more incel

again, the silent masses don't speak and they alone hold the true power. I don't care if millions of people express their opinions online, thats only millions, we live in a world of billions, and America is a country of hundreds of millions.

this.
they pick someone they know will piss off internet cunts.
said cunts spam the "news" every where while being racist/bigoted
normal people just look at them as crazy assholes and go see the movie anyways.

>Dishonest marketing only works if you've actually got a good product regardless of how you got someone's ass in the seat.
You need a good movie to retain interest after the opening weekend. MiB: International was not a good movie, and it died screaming because of it.

There's nothing fragile about getting upset one of the big cultural centerpieces of your demographic is getting taken away for somebody else to enjoy. James Bond was and is supposed to be a franchise for men.

brainlet post. by your logic, anyone or anything with high media exposure should be popular, which is not the case at all.

>007 is a cultural centerpiece

you are pathetic.

>normal people just look at them as crazy assholes and go see the movie anyways.
This worked for Ghostbusters (2016,) so it must be true. It's simple fact that complaining about anything will actually generate real hype for the movie, and saying it's the "worst thing ever" will have it make a billion dollars.

You're being an idiot. Stop. Take a deep breath and look at the last 3+ years of movies that got the "feminist treatment" and tell me how many of them were successful *in spite* of the enormous pushback by Yea Forums?

>billions of white people worldwide
>but hey, these 14 threads confirm that all of them are upset
you might need to go outside for a bit m8, theres a big world out there.

Unless they reverse the marketing and make it all about Bond, they'll be in for a rude awakening.
You need a capeshit tier head of steam to force something like this through, or you get MIB:I/Ghostbusters

>seduce that

So Bond loses his vision in the new movie?

You're kidding, right? Are you a zoomer? James Bond and 007 has been one of the Big Deals for... Fuck, what has it been, 30 years now? The Bond franchise has inspired entire generations of men on how to look, act and behave.

Hey let's make Jackie Chan play Malcolm X, i'm sure no black people would be upset.

a few hundred might be upset sure, a few thousand even, that doesn't mean jack shit.

He literally is. You are an underage faggot so you would not understand.

No one wants to see classic characters "revised".

See: failure of Ghostbusters 2.0, oceans 8, etc.

The only people who like Bond that much are actual Baby Boomers.
because that was the last time he was relevant. was in their hay day.

Bond has his seeing eye dog fuck her....

>Idris Elba idea universally hated

>they make it worse and pick an ugly black girl

holy fuck, why

have you considered that the original ghost busters was never really that popular, and the remake failed because it was genuinely a shitty movie? same with MiB, these are cult classic tier movies that have small followings.

>jail bond
lmao

You say it as if it wasn't bad enough

>The Bond franchise has inspired entire generations of men on how to look, act and behave.
you do realize those threads like "times you acted like Drive" are a joke right? if you copy a character in a movie you are probably an autistic weirdo

only to faggots and boomers.
John Wayne is a better role model.
Clint Eastwood is also better.

Bond is just a prissy power fantasy.

People don't want a 30+ year character ruined to appeal to the 0.0001% of the "woke" audience.

It's a fucking terrible idea.

again whats to ruin? the original ghost busters is objectively cape shit tier.

>chicken wing, fried not grilled

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So, who's playing James Bond?

What the fuck are you even on about? Why the fuck do you think politicians have slogans and merchandise, why do you think they pay for ads? To get exposure and put their name in people's heads. Trump is one of the few presidential candidates in history to win despite spending less on advertising. Where do you think he got the exposure from?

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Don't you have to hop on the Battle Bus and get some Chicken Dinners, you miserable Zoomer? James Bond's lasting cultural legacy is precisely because so many men held him up as a role model.

The Koreans would like to have a word with you about the Chinese and Japanese. The Burgers are just the latest in a long line of colonizers.

Rumors say he'll be in blackface in this film

are people actualy retarded?
she isn't the next bond actor, it's literally going to be a one-scene joke in the movie

>tfw no undercover brother sequel

>Where do you think he got the exposure from?
word of mouth? the old fashioned way? 8 years of liberal decay brought on by Obama? the working class getting fed up with beind second class citizens in their own countries? take your pick.

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Surely this is a plot point, James retires, chimp takes over and dies, bond is back to save the day, Aryan and pure

t. overweight late 20's-early 30's white male

Hey, I'm not overweight take that back

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>Bond tries to seduce her
I feel bad for the actor trying to act like this ugly thing is attractive

sorry.
morbidly obese.

>007

>not the agent, that's the number of illegitimate kids she has

I hope Hollywood just dissapears. I'm fucking tired. I'm not gonna give a fucking dollar to these people

jesus, the cope in this post.

Daniel Craig.
Seydoux will die and he will go back to the MI6.

She will be the bad guy.

When will Daniel Craig fuck Off? He's done one decent bond movie and then he's ruined every other one with his trash acting.

Hollywood is a fucking joke.

Of course they cast the ugliest darkest nigger sheboon possible.

It’s time to stop giving these hacks money and/or burn their shit to the ground.

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