Better get those cameras rolling

i'm sure it's nothing
just lame government secrets
OH YOU CANNOT SEE THE SPECIFIC DESIGN OF THIS SPECIFIC VALVE OR THE CHINESE WILL KNOWWWWWW

I hope they all get arrested and taken into Area 51 never to be seen or heard again.

why would you sing up for something you never intended to do in the first place

I really hope this ends up being a bunch of youtubers, influencers, and media that arrive to film the "raid". Only to realize it was a ruse to troll them into going. So you'll have all these people who wanted to film some epic massacre standing around filming themselves while realizing it was the great troll job of 2019.

yeah, just a few planes, maybe a space drone or two.

the journalists are just cashing in on the retardation of the masses.

this, especially if most of them are Trump supporters

>redditors that actually think storming area 51 is funny and possible are going to get mowed down by machine guns
I dont see the problem

Because it's on facebook which means literally nothing. You just click a button and people think it is funny that it says they're "attending" a raid on area 51.

People are stupid.

>The military that can't protect the border is going to protect a junkyard for failed jet prototypes.

It's a trick to test out some kind of new crowd control weapon on the retards.

there will be a hundred people standing at the edge of the area to film the two guys running over the border and back for 2 minutes.

its full of weather balloons

>WHAT IS SATIRE?

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Think we can convince the Logan brothers to give it a try?

have you lived in this decade?

Most realistic scenario: Six people show up max.

Best case scenario: A bunch of people show up, but instead of trespassing on the base they throw a massive tailgate party and watch a bunch of sci-fi movies.

>ZOMG MUH SATIRE
>I AM SO FAHNNY

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Aren't there entire camps near the border that are full of aliens? What's the big deal?

Watch this be some locals plan to increase tourism for the surrounding area and it works.

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>ban evading proxy fag that posts on /pol/

yikes

There's a reason they have signs around saying "use of deadly force is authorized." But these aren't airmen from EAFB guarding the installation, they're contractors who will. I don't remember anyone ever trying them so I wish they go through with it.

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I wish I hadn't.

>surrounding area
God, so many of you faggots are brain dead. Nearest town is Rachel which has 1 (one) motel and its already booked.

Different types. Only virtual signalers care about the illegal ones. The rest of america doesn't want an influx of undocumented illegal aliens.

Why not just sneak in?

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You are the epitome of brain dead. People are planning to meet in Roswell. And yes Rachel is booked but the other towns are only now beginning to fill up. It's like you're fucking 12 and don't know what planning ahead is.

>ZOMG WE"RE REALLY GUNNA STORM AYY51 GUYS. I"M ACTUALLY GONNA GET OFF MY SEDENTARY LARD ASS RUN ACROSS MILES OF 100F DEGREE HIGH DESERT!! I'M SO FUNNY!!

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this was like the fourth goodle image result for the word "onions"

>100F is hot
How are you, soiboi northerner?

Nothing wrong with posting on /pol/. Fuck off, redditor.

Will be entertaining to watch all of these zoomers (by all i mean the 0.00001% who actually may dare) getting pulverized on livestream. These guards must have blue balls at this point from wanting to shoot someone.

Because of le funi maymays

Would the government actually use lethal force to stop them?

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Rubber bullets at first, to which lardasses hit would slump down and hold their chests while heaving on the ground. The others would think the government had started to use real bullets and would flee back.

If a large number show up and it's being filmed it's more likely they'd use crowd control weapons.

At the same time how would America react to them killing everyone? Let's get Jesse Ventura back on the case!

youtube.com/watch?v=mxM52Lqx_lw

someone did try just this year
he dead

facebook maymays should be a death penalty

>Nothing wrong with posting on /pol/. Fuck off, redditor.

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they make literal trillions of dollars off your stupidity

Anything of importance at Area 51 was moved to Wright-Patterson over a decade ago.

t. family in mil intel and DoS

reddit, facebook, /pol/ and 4channel are all retarded

You aren't doing it so fuck you lard ass.

A bunch of people on my facebook feed are marked as "going" to that event and we're in fucking Scotland. It's just a meme.

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>/got/ threads
>UMMM WE CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER BATTLE PLAN AGAINST THOSE ZOMBIES
>/area51/ battle thread
>*crickets*
So when it comes down to it you faggos can't even come up with a strategy. You'll just shit on whatever people do afterwards without offering anything constructive

Yea Forums is literally as mainstream as reddit.

I don't know why people still act like it's some clandestine group of internet hackers.

Better hurry up, gonna miss your dilation time

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Back to redd*t leftoid

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It's like getting a gym membership and not going. Who would do that?

>Epstein arrested
>This raid and 007 announcement made soon after
WOW

jokes are stupid

have sex.

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No shit, I’m not a brain dead retard sheep like you. But if you can’t work in 100 degree weather, you’re not a fucking man, pussy.

take your pills

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>Nothing wrong with posting on /pol/

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this shit is a fucking normie meme
just sage

ok but none of that group are actual tin foil guys. it's all just the most normalfag of normalfags and niggers

Has anyone included Jesse Ventura in this event? I'd bet his ass would show up.

>WOW i care about stupid shit that happened two minutes ago for no reason
read a history book
lots more stuff happened back then

thank you for proving my point lardass, and posting on Yea Forums isn't considered work. lmao

its a test to see if all the controlled opposition operations on the internet have properly neutered it's ability to be a threat to those in power.

of course
don't expect logic from conspiracytards

where are the minions tho?

No one says this seriously because everyone knows the community overlaps. Reddit is what you waste time on at work, Yea Forums is for at home.

wouldn't the government just lock the doors on the buildings?
wouldn't they just move anything of real import to another facility, even just temporarily for when this happens
how does any of this make sense
they're all gonna end up getting radiation poisoning after stumbling onto some dumping site for nuclear waste

Nah, more like .000007%, so like 7-10 with Yea Forums "math".

Wow, being hot makes you a man? What an absolute retard please promptly perform oral on your cars exhaust pipe.

Just a coincidence

This isn't Neon Genesis Evangelion. The government doesn't own locks.

I'd say
>redditor outs himself
but then I realize I'm probably in the shrinking minority of non-redditors in this fucking place

>they're all gonna end up getting radiation poisoning after stumbling onto some dumping site for nuclear waste
I was expecting them all to get shot, but this would be even funnier

I did HVAC and construction under hot weather. Probably the most satisfying experience of my life. Sorry your fat nigger ass can’t say the same.
It does, dumbfuck retard. You’re just a little pussy that needs his AC and water everywhere you go. I bet you can’t even stand 5 minutes in hot weather without water. Fucking lolz

Why not just sneak in like in that mission from GTA San Andreas?

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>Fucking lolz
Yes, hey you should go wander around the desert for a couple days that would be really badass AND the rest of the world would be spared you’re retarded opinions.

Your grease stains on your flattened computer chair doesn't count as sweat from working out unfortunately.

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redpill me on drumpft

Get heatstroke, goy!
Nice try. My ancestors caves n' castle-dwellers, not African savannas loafers where there was no need for farming or thinking.

>I really hope this ends up being a bunch of youtubers, influencers, and media
Sounds like a great time to test MARAUDER on some live targets.

This can only end well.

*were caves n castles

Sounds like a fun video game.

There are NO aliens at the groom lake site, what there IS plenty of, however, is toxic waste. Lots and lots of buried toxic waste. From radioactive shit to chemical sludge and trash, that entire area from the national test site west of the location, all the way to the Groom lake facitlity itself, is a nuclear hot-spot wasteland due to all the testing that went down back in the 50's-60's in our nuke crazy days. It got to the point where that area became the national repository for nuke and chemical trash and waste, and that's why the feds don't have to abide by any EPA standards in that area.

If people knew exactly how much toxic waste the feds dumped in that place, they'd shit, and it would be a political tool for decades until somebody cleaned it up properly...which they won't.

Ever heard of Elder Scrolls?

Retarded opinion is working in tough conditions? God, your ancestors would be so sad to see how much of a pussy you are. I’d say don’t have kids, but I already know you’re not getting any, so the point is moot.
Whatever, nigger. Keep crying and bitching. I’ll be downing my whataburger.

Well done you mean: youtube.com/watch?v=jT9-Z_p84b0

>Duuuuh, being sweaty and hot is manly! 100 degrees feels good HUUUR!
Seriously imagine how little this guy has going on in his life
>doing HVAC work was the most satisfying experience in my life
Jesus Christ, what a loser...

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>he was satisfied with doing manual labour wagie shit instead of his brain and making real money
Not a real man.

Yes, but never played. Is that like Dark Souls?

I got paid $23 by the hour for easy labor no one wants to do because “it’s hot”.
I’ll take your money, guy.

t. underage

Funny comment!

Call me a conspiratard, but how come a group on facebook is allowed to openly incite violence against american military installations?
Why isn't that group banned?

What will happen is that some retards are going to show up, and it'll be just an empty desert and then police shows up to arrest all these people for trespassing.
Que Seinfeld theme

tons of cameras and sensors

I can’t even imagine what the fuck is wrong with you. At first I thought it was trolling but somewhere in your brain you convinced yourself being hot and miserable is tough and badass so honestly more power too you, I need some losers willing to fix the HVAC and collect the garbage bins when it’s 110 degrees I’m sure your ancestors would be proud.

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Dude, I may even be your real father.

>implying they wont just shut down the road 5 miles before the legendary sign and arrest people moving through the desert

Ahahahahaha $23/hr? Wow rich man over here. I was making more than that years ago and didnt have to take someones orders to do manual labour.

$23/hr is NOT a good wage. Lets be clear. Maybe if you are 17-19 yrs old but beyond that, do better.

That’s, what, under 50k per year? I make double that from home. God you’re life is pathetic and bragging about it is so much worse.

>pukes and has a headache
>BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Lol'd pretty good, user, you got 'em. Digging is to be done below 75 degrees, same with other labor intensive work.

How is 100 degrees miserable? I mean I guess if you stay in doors in air conditioning 24/7 it cold be. But a lot of places get this hot and its not the heat that can make things miserable it's the humidity. It's like you're 12 and don't know shit about the outside world.

hope a bunch of women and boomers die desu

Aliens are gonna show themselves soon

Kino

>$23/hr is not a good wage
Confirmed for underage.

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Who the fuck pukes and has a headache from 100 degree weather? Millions of people live in places that get that hot daily. How fucking uneducated are you?

>These journalists are fucking retarded
It's clickbait you fucking retard. jesus christ did Yea Forums's IQ drop 50 points?

It's decent, but if you live in a city it's a joke.
>mandatory car insurance
>mandatory health insurance
>house
>car
>food
>electricity and water

Meanwhile truly privileged Boomers are wondering why Generations X, Y, and now Z can't sane any money.

$23/hr is good if you come from a long line of poor and uneducated ancestors including your own shitty parents. If you have any ambition at all, you’ll be making more than that before 25 years old very easily.

You just cant live a good life on 23/hr

Yes, I love working in 100 degrees it’s not hot and it feels good! That’s why every single business in the world keeps their office, restaurants, or stores at ~70 right?

What kind of mental gymnastics are you on? I guess when you make shit tier wage you gotta find something arbitrary to be proud of. Like I said, the world needs plumbers. Enjoy your life retard just spare the rest of us your justifications.

>Who the fuck pukes and has a headache from 100 degree weather?
If you exert yourself in high heat, it's very possible. Dehydration happens easily on a job site with an asshole boss.

>How fucking uneducated are you?
Educated enough to have air conditioning and to not work that hard in high heat.

>uneducated ancestors
This fucktard thinks education passes on from generation to generation.

If there was any chance of any of them actually setting foot in the facility proper, they absolutely would and are legally obliged to do so

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I understand you are publicly educated and lashing out because you are unable to understand things. But:

$20,194 per person per year according to Bureau of Labor Statistics

Go on, try to convince us you're above average. ;)

>This fucktard thinks being an underachieving poor family isnt ‘nurtured’ into their own children generation after generation, causing people to think $23/hr is good

Niggas ain't about to risk being the 1st ones gunned down in the "raid". Sorry bro you gotta leave us out of this one

Your argument is that some people are losers therefore anyone who disagrees with you is one of them?

LoL

>This fucktard doesn't understand $23/hr is above average for Americans

Remember that person at McDonald isn't even making $10 an hour. Rub a couple brain cells together here.

>He is ok with being average
>He also is trying to convince us he is manly

It takes only a little bit of effort to be above average, I know it sounds tough retard but those of us with testosterone have figured it out.

Don't know much about him, desu.

What are you trying to say, exactly? I make 100,000 per year from home working government contracts.

There's no argument to be had. You think $23 is poor, $23 is above the average wage. I understand you cannot comprehend that minimum wage (poor) is under $10 in most places. Simple math would explain it further but why bother? You're obviously publicly educated.

You did labor under the sun, holy shit! Look at this god of men over here everyone.

Protip: be more of a careful driver, so you can skip car insurance.
Fuck health insurance too, no matter what you're not living forever in your body.

>but that ILLEGAL, user!

Ain't that a bitch?

>mfw anons trying to convince other anons they aren't losers

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They moved everything important up to Utah, there was a popular mechanics article like 20 years ago that explained everything, Area 51 is just a toxic waste dump now, the whole place is polluted and a lot of the people the worked there ended up with cancer or respiratory issues.

I'm laughing at your entire premise because you don't seem to grasp that the middle class is being annihilated. Yes, you're right most people ARE POOR. Good job.

>don't count out on the level of autism the tin foil hat wearing fucktards of America have
you're probably the same kind of faggot who genuinely believes that red hats are capable of starting a civil war. bit of advice. before you speak or type, ask yourself: "am i drawing a ridiculously fucking extreme result from a very basic situation?" in cases like this, the answer is yes. 750k people expending the effort of literally 1 click on a like button for a post that essentially just says "wanna see aliens?" does not equate to a civilian mob storming a military base, you absolute retard.

Abover average doesnt mean good. Try to do better for yourself instead of being compacent, user. You still cant live the life you want to on $23/hr. No woman is impressed with $23/hr. Your kids will live shitty lives if you make $23/hr. Your friends will far surpass you in wealth by age 25-27, leaving you in the dust, if you make $23/hr. You will be pushed into near paycheck-to-paycheck life as bills and payments add up if you make $23/hr.

Nice try, Area 51 worker. ;)

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No one has said otherwise. But congrats on trying to win an imaginary argument that only existed in your head. Public education at it's finest.

It’s not at all similar. It doesn’t cost anything to sign up for this

>publicly educated
Out of touch. Private school might be where you got your delusions about what makes a man. Making twice as much as the fry boy at McDonalds ain’t it, Chief. Especially if you gotta sweat your ass off to get it. Congrats on doing shit work nobody else wants for slightly above average pay. Must be an achievement for someone so developmentally challenged.

>lolz I troll you!

We all knew that.

>see them aliens
I'd go to clap the red ass cheeks

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This really shows you have no idea how cost of living works across the country.

>no woman is impressed with $23/hr
This says a lot. So you blame your lack of money for why women do not want to be involved with you. I know you'll come back with "quality woman".

if US government has alien tech, why are there other countries still?

The single biggest predictor of how much money you will make is how much money your parents make.

I comprehend that you've been conditioned to believe trade jobs are inferior and cannot comprehend that some people do enjoy working labor jobs so as long as the pay is adequate their personal happiness is more important than making tons of money.

Area 51 has been out in the open for 30 years, why would the government continue to use a base so publicized to conduct aircraft tests?

>cost of living
23/hr isn’t a lot anywhere even the middle of bum-fuck nowhere like you live. Every post you further expose yourself as a redneck retard.

>He thinks I have a lack of money
Why do you think Im telling you $23/hr is not a good wage? Because I made that much almost a decade ago as an intern in an air conditioned office. ie not having to do manual labour in the sun like a border hopper.

It's almost like it takes money to make money and money buys influence and more money.

That is a myth based that is used as excuse for underachievers never applying them self. Again, public education.

>milennials
Lamo no, only sooner are in this

Because we know you're full of shit, there's more than one of us posting at your imaginary stories.

I was joking in the sense that I want liberals to get wrecked by gubbermint tech, but now that you ask, it would be a great idea to double down there, but it would have to be beyond hardened.

Sunday Spookathon on Suptv dawt or g !!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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It's not a myth. Yes, intelligence is a huge factor, but mostly people get their start from their families.

And there’s more than one of us laughing at how you manual labour weirdos think $23/hr is good hahaha. It’s ok user, we need ppl like you too. There’s just a lot of you so we don’t have to pay you very much.

would the military be allowed to gun down so many people?

I understand you’ve been conditioned by living in poverty and attending private schools to thinking making average pay and working manual labor is the end-game for living a manly satisfied life.

But, constant need to reply and defend yourself especially when the entire thread is mocking you reeks of insecurity. Grow up and get some real ambitions. Get your last word in (we all know that’s what you’re shooting for st this point) then fuck off. We are clearly done here.

Allow me to educate you further. The average living wage for a family of four is between 24/$ & 29/$. That's a Family Of Four. One parent working while one stays home to take care of two kids. Far above the minimum wage. That's in Colorado, not bum fuck nowhere.

>He is still towing the ‘it’s ok to be average’ line
Get the fuck out of here pussy hahahaha

How did Area 51 become associated with aliens anyway?

So you're laughing at imaginary stories you've concocted in your own head? I'm not the guy saying he made $23/hr. But I understand you have no idea about labor/wages/cost of living.

You seem to believe that because someone working $23/hr can afford a house, car, groceries, and still have money to spend on their hobbies is somehow not a decent life because he may have to save up for a jetski or something?

Absolutely, but that's not going to happen.

>here in Colorado
LMAAAOOO, here in Colorado where it gets notoriously hot right?! You bubbling retard I live in Florida so don’t lecture me about heat and furthermore your state doesn’t even have any beaches so enjoy that heat with no waves to surf.

It is okay for people to be average. Plenty of people who settle down are happy being average. I know you've been raised to think you're going to be a rockstar, a streamer, an actor, or some other flippant occupation that's more than likely out of your reach ... but kiddo, life is going to hit you really hard.

Not that guy, but I’m laughing at him because I make over double that from home making my own hours not cleaning and repairing HVAC in the summer in fucking Colorado of all places.

>it's just a meme! xD

You fail to realize how many real events start off as "just memes".

I didn't say I lived in Colorado nor did I say I was that poster. I used Colorado because its an example of one of the places that is not "in the middle of nowhere".

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>from home
Why do you keep trying to prove to people who do not believe you that this is your life? We don't believe you and you're not going to prove it so why do you keep pushing this narrative? Are we compensating for something here?

>tfw your life is so good people literally cannot believe it
I don’t give a fuck what you think, wage slave.

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>see tons of people posting about how evil it would be for the government to use lethal force
>no one acknowledges that the crowd would be trying to assault a military base containing huge amounts of highly confidential info, something that would be considered a direct attack on the US Government and essentially an insurrection
It would be a bloodbath, even with the rubber pellet riot charges

I really hope nobody is stupid enough to actually try this. There are no aliens in area 51 but there is plenty of top secret and you would absolutely 100% get shot trying to force your way in there. What, did you think if you just showed up with a bunch of people you could force your way in?

Glow in the dark CIA nigger

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>where are the mf aliens, cracka!?

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>He cites people being average or being a multimillionaire as the only two options
>Fails to even have any knowledge about the millions and millions of jobs in between those two which earn 70-150k/yr
You really are a dumb fuck arent you. $23/hr is literally entry level salary for most positions that you get with post-secondary education. If you are any good at your job at all you wil zoom past that quickly. It’s about taking a little pride in your work, user. I know that is something zoomers dont know how to do.

>t. $95k/yr senior planning analyst for a large resource company (that’s $48/hr for your retards out there). Started at $24/hr at age 22. It was not particularly difficult to get to this point in 7 years, I just had to put some care into my work.

It’s good to know we arent paying the HVAC guys who keep us cool too much though, can’t be spending too much on overhead and maintenance capital. (These are terms you learn in year 1 of real school).

>implying theyre not doing that already

Yep, this confirms you're lying. Nice try pepe the tea lizard.

>this desperate to defend his pathetic brag over 30 minutes ago

You’re an insecure loser user. Shut the fuck up.

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i cannot fathom the level of mental illness needed to willingly subject yourself to this existence

Again, creating false stories in your head. No one has said anything against this at all. The only conversation has been $23/hr is average and is not poor. Please keep up or do not participate.

>protecting thousands of miles of border with rough terrain against protecting a single well defensible position

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Ah, another great Facebook meme that will die in a week
Remember Dat Boi?

I hope they're all stupid enough to do it, what's more I hope they succeed and get inside and find alien shit, I would never stop laughing

Has any others ever gathered this much support?

CONFIRMED! EXPOSED! And DEBUNKED!

Pity me for trying to lie about my job and money situation on Yea Forums. I-I just thought since it’s anonymous I could be whatever I wanted and nobody would call me out, OK?! P-please, don’t tell anyone how I live...

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>Would the government actually use lethal force to stop them?
ADS first but if things get out of hand I could see those contractors spraying the crowd

If even only a thousand some odd people show up, long as they actually try to storm the site it would be nice to watch.

But this is the same shit as like "Kony 2012", where the entire internet world was up in arms, all the way until it came time to actually do something that could be life threatening. This feels the same, everyone on facebook likes the idea of it, but in no way would actually risk their lives for that.

if you heard about this anywhere but here you need to leave.

some people got dat boi tattoos, lel

You do realize you are talking to like 6 different people right?

You do realize you’re talking to like 6 figures, right?

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The whole point was that average = poor and therefor bad.

>You do realize you’re talking to like 6 niggers, right?
FTFY

conspiracy theories after roswell. movies and tv shows about aliens made it worse

>raiding Area 51 and not Dulce Base

BAKA

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If there was any chance of this actually happening I'm pretty sure the movement would be made to turn against itself or prevented from ever coming together, through very subtle means. This is being allowed to spread because the media and government knows it's just a joke.

Yes, that was the attempt but it was shown average is not poor. Poor is minimum wage. 23/hr is above minimum wage. I know it's hard to understand this but stick to school and you'll get there.

>Why isn't that group banned?
military is probably bored and are sitting on a ton of old munitions, might as well get an exercise on base defending out of the situation

I want the gov't to go full Waco on them. The herd needs thinning and real estate is valuable.

>mfw trying to say makes six figs and is so happy in life he spends sunday afternoon alone on Yea Forums but at least he isn't poor
Trolls aren't very smart these days.

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the night this meme broke I watched Paul (2011)

during the late '80s rumours started going around ufo circles about secret joint government-alien bases in the desert, one of them being "area 51." the exact origin of the rumour isn't know, but bob lazar and bill cooper were instrumental in its spread. people also started seeing lights over the base, which were tech and flight tests, and this lent credence to the idea that weird stuff was happening there. from there the idea took on a life of its own, spreading from person to person. eventually it found its way into tv and movies and became part of popular culture. a meme, basically

all real life events are by definition memes. the million man march was a meme. it's like people don't know what memes are anymore

Meh, I’ll keep replying to you. I spent the last 2 days enjoying local white sand beaches and 10 foot waves. Then, I had crab legs and champagne. Now, I am slightly sunburnt and tired so I’m taking my day of rest. Not that the weekend is of much consequence to me either way, with flex time and all.

All those normies getting ARS and the government saying, "well we told you not to come in", would be peak kino.

What if it's all a viral marketing campaign for Area 51 to announce it's grand opening of becoming a museum and have tours?

What if we make ourselves into rubber bullets and they shoot us into the base and we make us into humans again then?

>beaches
>crab legs
>champagne
Wait ... this is what you think people with money spend it on? Dude are you fucking 12?

dulce base would cause a real shitstorm

what happenings if lil aliens come out a zap them all

Wait. It's Crabfest at Red Lobster right now. So your ass went to Red Lobster and had some champagne? LOL

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>beaches
They are free though. I’m not saying I spent a fortune I’m just sharing why I’m “on Yea Forums on a Sunday” not hating my life.

I remember as a kid in the 90s if you didn't stop in highly restricted government/military areas after a few verbal warnings you would get shot no questions asked.

An we please bring back these measures?

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Ooo, is it? I wonder if there’s one near me. No, I actually went to Walmart. I make 100,000 per year not 10 million what do you people want from me? I went on my private yacht and had a Michelle’s Star chef prepare it for me? Lol

They've had this shit for a while, IDK if it's ever been usedmuch or if it's just being held back as a torture device, but it uses microwave beam to create pain wihtout damage, like being burnt alive. Scan it across a crowd and they will disperse instantly, it's unbearable apparently.

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*gets skin cancer*

>went to walmart
>is trying to convince everyone he's above average
>but shops at walmart
You can't make up better self owns than this.

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just nuke them

I was only trying to ball on the user saying that working in 100+ degree weather is manly and bragging about making 23/hr.

Sorry you other poorfags got caught in the crossfire but you really should relax about it. Part of making good money is knowing how to spent it wisely. Honestly, why would I buy groceries anywhere else more expensive? Publix is further away even if I was shallow enough to think a box of Rice Krispies was any different from another store.

If people actually breached the base? Fuck yeah they would. At that point you’re endangering military personnel and state secrets. Be a retard and die like a retard.

slactivism isn't exactly a new thing pull your goddamn head out of the sand

Being able to work in 100+ degree weather means you can withstand the elements which is consider a characteristic of manliness. Sorry to have to be the other person to inform you of that. Being unable to do so is often seen as weakness especially in the eyes of females, speaking on behalf of myself and at least some of the rest of the female species.

It LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER if they get through.

1. Only a tiny fraction will show up. Nobody is going to fly to Nevada and those in Nevada will unlikely drive hours through the desert to get there.

2. In the unlikely event that people actually do begin to gather, it is straightforward for the military to disable GPS in that area in which case very few people would find the location they need to get to. Millennial's can't read maps and few will even bring any.

3. In the extremely unlikely event that say 10k people show up accompanied by national news, it is best to simply let them trespass. There is absolutely NOTHING to find on the surface. Everything (if anything) is likely to be underground or in hangars with heavy access requirements like bio-metric scanners.

4. Very few people would even manage to walk the multiple miles from the outer perimeter of the base to where the hangars and runways are. The whole area is probably enormous.

5. The only think "lost" on that day if people trespass would be respect for restricted military areas and an overall image loss for the military. Beyond that a few hundred retards who will die of heatstroke or thirst in the desert.

Remember, this base is CONSTANTLY being photographed by spy satellites from different nations. Why the fuck would there anything valuable be outside or on the surface?

But it is a funny may may I guess ... hope people show up.

no they wouldnt dont lie

On the warning signs outside most air force installations it says
>>>LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED
in big fat red text for a reason.

In the eyes of the law, ignoring such a sign is considered a willing forfeiture of life.

Well he also said he was from Colorado meanwhile I exercise in Florida beaches for fun so that’s a moot point because now we are basically measuring dicks on Yea Forums. “Enduring” weather isn’t what makes a man. Providing for your family and living a good life is what makes a man.

I was using the internet-centric meaning of the word, autist.

>he unironically goes in the GOT threads
you have to go back

why not Epstein's island?

Ok first of all, it’s the 21st century no wage slave is gonna DIE from working outside when it’s hot. If being uncomfortable, sweaty, and miserable doing manual labor is “manly” to you than get back to your trailer park there are plenty of men for you there sweetheart.

My parents just used the more accurate word pedofile

And you tried to argue that you couldn't provide a good life and was proven wrong, with your states own standards. So you doubled down on trying to prove on anonymous image board that you made more money than someone else.

The problem all of this is we can tell you're not very intelligent. Because you make statements like "meanwhile I exercise in Florida beaches for fun". Overlooking the amusing part of that it makes you sound even more pathetic because that means you only exercise when you go to Florida.

Also when someone doesn't have a family that means the wealth they intact goes more to things they desire/want versus having to support others.

Plus, that's adjusting to one wage. If two both partners have jobs then there's too incomes to split the bills. Not everyone in this world wants to sit on their ass at home all the time so both partners having jobs does not instantly mean they cannot afford to live without it.

While these things aren't that complex you are unable to take them into consideration. So it displays your lack of intelligence and does make your claims even more questionable.

Overall, you didn't get what you thought you were getting.

>aint it chief
you have to go back and take your discord and twitter lingo with you

So in your uneducated you opinion anyone who works in the sun doing manual labor is "uncomfortable/miserable"? And for some reason you think sweating is a negative thing. Not very bright.

Even more likely
Hundred people show up
One of the security jeeps pull up and starts watching them
Everyone goes home soon after

You can’t even string together a complete sentence properly. You’re white trash. Find a nice plumber to settle down with and enjoy your life leave the big boy jobs to people like me.

See how easy it is?

>I’ll finish it off with a short quip. That’ll show him how I won this argument!

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You work with your brain and you exercise with your body. Crossing the two is a sign of being an uneducated laborer and a lower class citizen. At best a trade job with

He's baiting. An overwhelming majority of teens aged 17-19 work shit retail jobs. If any of them make "$23/hour" it's because they got a cushy job from some hookup through their parents and chances are they were probably born with a silver spoon anyway.

Most waitresses make more than 23/hr and still go to college. Most entry level trade jobs start higher than that unless you live in very rural places then it’s “decent” when McDonalds is your only other choice. (As he literally stated)

This whole thread has been really gay, good job faggots

It was all me and I regret nothing.

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Waiting tables as a female is something half of teens cannot do. Trade jobs aren't for everyone and are definitely not a "first job" type of deal. Majority of teens are not in trade schools or in a trade either so I'm not sure why you're bringing it up.

How big is the real Wright-Patterson?

Active disinfo

The real ayys are in unmarked sekrit bases

People like to feel included in something that also requires virtually no effort on their part

I heard this guy is joining in
youtu.be/hoytrHE821o

area 51 is a vague placeholder name genius.

>Reddit is what you waste time on at work, Yea Forums is for at home.

This is what I do too.

He military has a bunch of neat toys they've been working on for mass effective crowd control, including:

>AI controlled lasers to selectively temporarily blind trouble makers
>ultrasonic guns to make an area too painful to occupy
>lasers to blanket an area to give the sensation of burning skin
>knife drones to corral the crowd

etc, etc.

I just scrolled past the autists arguing about 23 dollars and enjoyed the comfy ayy memes.

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let's invade poland my dudes. it will be epic.

Unironically this

Oscar-worthy kino
“The Last Stand at Area 51”

*raises nazi spork

Construction dudes do alright. It's 23 an hour but guaranteed 60 hrs a week with double time, most of them end up breaking 100.
t.Project manager

Absolutely not.
The bad PR of Tiananmen squaring a bunch of teenagers and quasi-teenagers would be too much. They are going to bring up crowd control police, block the roads, arrest people preemptively, and leave it at that. And even if they DID end up in the base, they wouldn't. The cost of a civilian life is higher than the cost of leaking some old military secrets (and if there was anything relevant on area 51, it would be taken off long before that).

Not gonna happen. Sorry. Even if you really, really wish the watchtowers would mow down the crowd of redditors with machineguns.

This. No need to go all China on it. America is far more sophisticated.

>Shut down GPS in the county
>close nearby roads miles and miles out
>prevent groups forming
>disperse groups if they do form using local police
>saboteur memes set lose on the support pages to erode support