The Name is Bond. James Bond

> ...and thats a good thing!

that ass though

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Except she's not James Bond. You are as retarded as the people that can't get over MJ when she's not Mary Jane Watson

Your tears are lovely

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>Huge ass, wide hips and small titties

Damn, my ideal body

I really hope you’re not insulting George’s masculine and husky figure.

>I really hope you’re not insulting George’s masculine and husky figure.
No, I was referring to the gigantic pile of shit.

Me too, just add "white skin" to the list.

Taking over the 007 role means replacing James Bond
What else would it mean, retard?

in 20 years or so, we're all going to look back on all these negro remakes and laugh and say "man those were weird days".

Successfully subverted and decultured. Greedy merchant is happy.

Bongo, Jameequa Bongo

She's 007 dumbass. James Bond is still there just retired

She doesn't have to be James Bond to take over as agent 007. It could be something as simple as Bond retiring and being replaced by a new spy.

That's exactly what it is. But OP is acting like SHE is James Bond

>She's 007 dumbass
James Bond is 007 and 007 is James Bond.

They'll be looked back on fondly for justifying the genocide.

How are brits so cucked?

It's as if every white british male has a black or muslim bull slamming his wife

>James Bond is 007 and 007 is James Bond
not anymore

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That's a really messed up thing to say...

>poltard delusions
isn't it time for your medicine?

Holy shit, you're stupid.
007 is Bond. If Bond is retired or whatever but the 007 role still exists then this ugly nig is carrying on that role.
The movie is about 007, not James Bond. A better title for them would actually be "007"

as someone with raging jungle fever, i agree.

>not anymore
then it's not 007.

not an argument.

She's so ugly she looks like fuckin 2pac.
Lol

>then its not 007 to me
ftfy

It's 007 with a black woman. She'll still be going on missions, still travel the world and all that. She's going to do the exact same stuff just now there's a black woman instead of a white guy

I don't care anymore. The "how could the concentration camp guards just go along with it?" questions have been answered.

Stop being a fucking retard. I said She's 007. She's not James Bond. What part of that are you too dense to comprehend.

"Crashing this franchise, with no survivors."

It's not 007 to the author and the character he created.

the author trump's your desires for a less-White world.

>She's going to do the exact same stuff just now there's a black woman instead of a white guy
>a black woman instead of a white guy
You forget that to poltards, this alone is enough to warrant being assblasted

If it doesn't bother you, you are a racist.

>It's 007 with a black woman.
then it's not 007. because 007 cannot and will never be a black woman.

>She's going to do the exact same stuff just now there's a black woman instead of a white guy
but black women can't do the same things white guys can.

The name is KANG
MARIJUANA KANG

>WAAAH THESE NEW ADAPTATIONS OF MOVIES THAT I CAN STILL WATCH ARE DEPICTING OTHER RACES THAN WHITE. THROW THEM ALL INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS TO BURN!
how do poltards not understand how mentally unwell they are?

it's jane bond

New York Post article talks about James Bond getting #Metooed and rumors about British colonization

I waited two years for Idris Elba and i get this.

why is it so ugly

its me or she looks like a man? I'm not racist I love black people but it looks like they pick an actress that look like a man?

>She's going to do the exact same stuff just now there's a black woman instead of a white guy
I honestly cannot imagine a black woman of almost any kind doing the same things and acting the same way as a rich white man. I'm serious too.

It doesn't bother me, and I'm not a racist. They are not making a new Bond, they are retiring the existing one and having a new character come in to claim the 007 codename. That is a much smarter way to bring in new blood than just a barebones race/genderswap for no reason.

Based
Fuck wh*te “people”

>characters race don't matter ever poltard!
>except for Shaft, Black Panther, etc.
kek

Then don't watch it and move on with your life. Is that too hard for you now that you're older and realizing that the world is changing in ways you cannot control?

Ok, nigger

Defend what exactly? She wont be playing Bond

My name is Drank
Purple Drank

I like how you bring up those movies as some kind of gotcha. If there were white adaptations of those movies, the same rules would apply. The only thing that would change is which camp is bitching about the changes being applied. You wish you were smart enough to understand that.

have sex

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The brits love putting ugly people on their TV.

Don't know what the deal is

/thread

The casting doesn't piss me off. I gaurantee it's another one of these shitty movies where the apprentice surpasses and assblasts the master without any effort.

It's still racist and you are a racist for promoting it.

OOOO MASSA YOUS MAKIN MES SQUIRT

I think it's the eyes/brows and the man jaw. Sexy mouth though.

british press already described her as “beautiful stunning woman” and Bond is immediately attracted to her.

Keep saying it, user. Maybe someday it will become true.

As someone who identifies as a bisexual, multiply-disabled, mixed race Tsalagi, two spirit, hard femme citizen of the Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma, I approve of this.

I drink your tears, /pol/ / the_donald / gamergate / MRA faggots. Keep it up.

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YAWn booooooring
go next already
when will we get an actual good movie??

>and Bond is immediately attracted to her.
Is this somehow out of character for a serial womanizer like Bond?

They would never do that in the first place because modern society wants to replace you with black people

>I like how you bring up those movies as some kind of gotcha
I mean, if you can't change those characters' race, but you can change 007 or other white characters, you might have some racist issues, just saying, I hope you are smart enough to understand that, kiddo. :)

It's a #Me too thing- she rejects him and hes baffled by it

>GOD GUYS LOL SHE WONT BE PLAYING JAMES BOND SHE'LL JUST BE CODE NAME: 007!!!!
lol.
>SHES NOT FEMALE LUKE SKYWALKER SHE JUST GREW UP IN A DESERT AND IS AN ORPHAN WITH UNLIMITED FORCE POWERS CMON GUYS LOL
errytime

>when white people are offended you drink the tears up
Do you do the same when sjws are offended? Holy shit, I hope so. If not, you may be need to look in the mirror huh?

Wrong, but ok

>Is this somehow out of character for a serial womanizer like Bond?
Yes. Bond fucks 10/10s all around him, there is no way in hell he would want to get off on a woman like that.

>t. brainlet

Can't wait to buy my tickets with my white guilt points!

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Will you still be alive when all of western society is geared towards nothing else but feeding and housing these parasites?

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>Wrong
Can you point to any real evidence he's wrong? Because we have heaps of evidence that points to it being at least partially true, but the reason is generally debatable. My thoughts are they are just altering races to make more money than they think they can with just whites.

It's a discord tranny. Post real women with big tits and they get mad

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Hollywood despises attractive black women.

>ignore the argument and insult to destroy.
kekerino my friend, you're good at that shit.

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>both movies feature the classic Bond/Skywalker
>female successors are meant to be a passing the torch for a new age
This is somehow bad?

>>female successors are meant to be a passing the torch for a new age
>forcefully taking the torch while the men are killed off in sadness
kek, nothing wrong with that if you hate men I guess.

>thinks anyone will get mad when you can just >hidepost
Keep trying though, retard :)

The only Bond this nog should be associated with is Gold Bond for her ashey elbows

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Have kids.

BOND IS CANCELLED

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you cannot escape femininity, and you cannot become it either. Enjoy!

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Hahaha just let millions of immigrants in. What could possibly go wrong?

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and now Bond is retired. Google will update when the time comes

>Luke went out same as his mentor Obi Wan
>Bond is retiring
Are these somehow bad just because we want to be mad that the girls are in our treehouse?

>I drink your tears, /pol/ / the_donald / gamergate / MRA faggots. Keep it up.

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>has to hide from the truth

You're only proving me right with every post you make lmao

Have kids.

I mean, that is how America has been since its inception, user. Did you pay attention in school?

Luke tried to murder family in cold blood and Bond is getting what on for consensual sex

>L-let me pivot to immigration to move the goalpost instead of directly address the accusation that black people aren't replacing anyone

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>women take over the treehouses and outlaw (((toxic))) masculinity.
I could keep going all day with your shitposting m8 but you kinda seem like you hate yourself a little bit so I think I'm gonna head out. I hope your son turns out to be a tranny too. :) What a glorious future.

America was 96 percent white in 1967. It wasn't as diverse as you morons think.

you guys arguing on a mongolian basket weaving forum doesnt mean shit. when this movie flops because real people voted with their wallets, then we'll know the truth of whether they should let a nigger be bond.

Is that Crazy Eyes from OINTB?

>I cant tell they're all black

Yes, America was diverse, a diverse selection of whites from Germany, France, Britain, Russia, The Netherlands, etc. :)

everyones afraid to cast attractive women because of #metoo

>m-maybe if I hide under the umbrella term of "white" that will save me from the truth that many people of various european descent who came to America hated each other and would despise being grouped together
Nope, still a retard

hurrdurr it wasn't diverse because before 1968 they weren't allowed to have a voice durrr

Have lunch.

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>China, Africa, India, The Carribbean, S.America, etc
ftfy user :)

can I have Chick a fila instead?

So how many female MI6 field agents have there been in real life? Are we going to be subjected to endless waif-fu scenes of a 95lb negress twirling around 220lb thugs and throwing punches that are suggested to have meaningful impact or will they accept that women are astronomically weaker than men and just have her rely on guns and gadgets?

Yes, given that every woman he’s expressed interest in - even MILFs he’s seducing for a mission - have been extraordinarily attractive and this chick is like a 4/10. It would be out of character for him to start dry humping Melissa McCarthy, too

>Who?
Jane Bond, sir...she's apparently a British secret agent diversity hire. She's probably here to try to get the secret codes to Operation Patriarch. What'll you have us do, sir?
>Jane Bond? Seriously? A chick? They think some chick is going to......o.k., nevermind.....here's what you do....have one of your men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar, screw the lid on really, really, tight, and put it on the top shelf so she can't reach it, remove all the chairs, and the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, tell the gift shop to broadcast that they're having a 50% sale on all designer shoes, jewelry, and hand bags. Bitches can't resist a sale on designer shoes, jewelry, and hand bags. Then have your smallest and weakest guard go to the gift shop and overpower her while she's trying on shoes. Have him put her in the empty pool in the east wing that's still under construction, and cover it with a glass ceiling so she can't break through, then we'll auction her off to the boys at next weeks company picnic.
Very good, sir.

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>have one of your men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar, screw the lid on really, really, tight,
Kek

Did on Wednesday. What's your excuse?

I’m cautiously optimistic about this. All they have to do is treat her exactly the same as bond. She’s a “different person” or whatever, but she should be the exact same character.

Also I hope to fuck she inherits the name Bond along with 007, because calling 007 anything but Bond would just feel wrong.

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.
I'M CLAPPING RN

Why does every role with a white person in it HAVE to be replaced? It's literally psychology 101 that people are most inspired by those that look similar to them. There's going to be a whole generation of white children who are growing up being shown films of people of color 1-upping white people because of some ridiculous political agenda. I'm so fucking sick of it.

uh huh

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>ladonde-negrosha bond

buckle up

>I’m cautiously optimistic about this

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>Also I hope to fuck she inherits the name Bond along with 007, because calling 007 anything but Bond would just feel wrong
True. Since they put work into explaining why she is inheriting the codename, I hope they will give her a good last name to match it, and if it has to be Bond give a good in story reason why she would have it

looks like i was wrong, billy burr actually did make a good call marrying nia

There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.”

uhuh, and were you sick of black, asian, hispanic, indian, muslim not having the same representation in hollywood? As you said user
>It's literally psychology 101 that people are most inspired by those that look similar to them.

how is a black woman supposed to be an international spy? its not like she can walk around in Russia without anyone noticing theres a nigger

The she boon isn't playing James Bond.
I thought 007 movies were doing okay, but since they're now trying to hatebait people into seeing it, maybe I was wrong.

It's not that they want to put ugly people on TV, they are putting the most beautiful brits they have. It's not the same standards.

>my mind is stuck in a vaccum where Europe is 99 percent pasty white
Thanks for your contribution user, but the world in its present form isn't like that. Might want to do some reading up on it to catch up.

bretty good

reminds me of an episode of Archer when they wanted Lana to go into Russia to rescue him And she said "As what? Russia's only black woman?"

different time

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There's plenty of films that star them that I have no problem with. Crazy rich Asians or whatever was a huge box office hit and even though I wouldn't watch it I'm glad Asian people enjoyed it. It's the idea of intentionally and maliciously replacing and belittling these traditional characters I don't like. Everyone has a field day when a white actor takes the place of a traditionally POC character in a movie and bullies them out of the role, but when it's the reverse it's "progressive".

The left is literally radicalizing me and I am a pretty open-minded person.

Why don't they just make their own movies?
Why do they need to be cast in Iconic white roles?
Why don't they develop their own culture?

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You people support Trump to trigger libs. We take power over things you think you own to trigger you.

Conservatives only have one "joke".

lol a spy uses a cover to get to a specific place user they don't just walk around barefoot with the poor people.

It never made much sense to me that a spy is going around telling people his real-ass name. So maybe “Bond” because the identity that all future agents numbered 007 carry, in recognition of his service. They just need to do Something, or it literally won’t be the same franchise.

How did you get this picture of me

Whiteness isn't important or valued to all White people. That is the kind of White person making this movie. Deal with it?

this is just an experiment to make us all mad and then they'll call it white and male fragility (again)

President Jinping, the British Government is trying to subvert the Chinese people of Hong Kong and take it for themselves, they've sent their best agent.
>An Englishman in Hong Kong, he can be anyone from the thousand business men there.
Sir, she's black...
>

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>OOOOOO MASSSA IMMA SQUIRTTT

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Ok, but why?

Please return to Metafilter.

The faggot is smug as he fails

They will have to deep fry this movie in black culture in order for blacks to show up. Whites by and large won't go see it. This will crater. And is yet another sign of a self loathing culture.

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looks like a James alright. Not Bond but definitely a James.

Yes get distracted by nogs and just forget about the billionaire child sex ring

How is that related to the thread?

False, faggot.

Fpbp

The names bond, Janequa bond.

you want to drink redpilled cum?

Leftist look like THAT?
Yikes.

Wait, I'm not too familiar with the James Bond books or movies so maybe someone can enlighten me.
Isn't the point of the codenames like 006 and 007 is that you can track your agents but discretely? Like once 006 dies or retires or whatever, their number is also retired? Aren't those numbers unique IDs? Why would you assign a UID to someone new and not just assign the next number to them? It helps in all of your data keeping to keep them unique. What the fuck is going on here?

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she's black so she can blend into the darkness at night

No. The point is to stick it to whitey.

Nood. Bix Nood.

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the author is dead, read foucault

Its so that intercepted communications don't reveal the identity of agents. From this perspective, reusing codenames makes sense, because one 007's cover might be blown, but if the code is reassigned, then intercepted communications can be misinterpreted by your enemies as referring to the old agent.

whats a woman

They aren't UIDs, they are codenames.

Agent 00K, the classy spook.

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looks like wayne brady's sister lmao

>Oh no another movie nobody wasn't planning to see will have a nigger in it,
>/pol/ has been owned.

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What's her drink of choice?

If there's someone who can blend in with international big wigs and infiltrate heavily male-dominated spheres of political power, it's a sassy man-faced black woman.

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watermelon sangria

Who's the person in charge of hiring the actors, and why do they always hire the ugliest nigs?

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AYO WHITEY WE FINNA BE SECRATIVE AN SHIEET.

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Bond

Bail Bond

this one made me actually laugh congrats

>From Da Ghetto Wif Luv
>Dem Gibs Iz Not Enuf
>Da Kangz Who Luved Shiet
>Dr. Kno I Ain't Got Dat Bitch Latasha Pregnant

Bond

Ju'paymy Bond

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AYO MUFUGGUH I HEAR YOU WUZ MAKIN A DOOMSDAY DEVICE N SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIT

>everything you like is being replaced by shit you hate
>deal with it and move on

no, fuck you. you really expect people to be okay with that mentality? are you retarded?

>Octopussay
>Daymond is Foeva
>Bronxraker
>Thunderballin'

>>Bronxraker
damn 'Coonraker' would've been better. sorry anons

>read Foucault
That GRIDS-ridden sack of shit dealt a mortal blow to Western civilisation.

>On the FBI's most wanted list
>From Compton wit gunshots
>Da nigga wit da golden tooth
>Licence to steal
>I'll pay Laquanda's child support another day
>Quantum of Solitary Confinement

Hol Up pasta about Bond when?
U SAYING WE GON BE
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
HER MAJESTY'S SEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIICEEEEE

At least he's still a man.

oyvey, we shouldn't even be posting on shabbos

Janiqua Baboond

I'm a lefty cuck and even I hate this pandering identity politics fad. It's so embarrassing watching social media continue to slurp up this corporate approved and utterly sterilized virtue signalling. It doesn't exist to drive real social change, it's purely a cash grab aimed at the low IQ slacktivist twitter demographic.

Do people not realize how ironic it is to keep forcing minorities to appropriate white culture and continuing to deprive them of the opportunity to create their own?

Lel

Black people have a significantly lower IQ than whites and the Holocaust never happened.

Bawned. Jamila Bawned.

No one is creating anything new. It's all sequels and reboots. We have a culture that has almost entirely stagnated. It's kind of amazing how little of what is made in the last decade or two will stand the test of time.

Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare

THA NAME IZ BOND, CRACKA
AND MUH WORD IS MUH BOND YA HUURD ME

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WE
U
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License to steal your bike.