How's that Swords and Sorcery campaign going, user...

no, fuck off.

but i like Conan

I'm glad you started this thread
>tfw no jason momoa conan movie that's actually good

why can't we have nice things bros?

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it counts

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>be kid
>find some old Conan comics
>ask parents about him
>turn him into some ideal version of masculinity
>years came and went
>you never became Conan
>tfw

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Not quite sword and sorcery, but is the 80s clash of titans the best greek mythology movie?

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Fuck yes. I love this movie.

love barbarically pounding my meat to this absolute kino

That's Sword and Sandal.

I have a soft spot for sword'n'sandals movies even if they're bad (which is most of them) so none of these are very good, but they can be pretty fun:

Deathstalker (first one for that quality rapey brutal fantasy feel, the rest are shitty and campy)
Sorceress (twin titties, psychic double sexing, and a horrid little ape man)
Barbarian Queen (titties tied to a rack)
Barbarian Queen 2 (literally the same thing)
The Warrior and the Sorceress (David Carradine in a Yojimbo/Fistful of Dollars sandals flick. great villains, and a princess who keeps her titties out even after she's saved)
Krull (this one's pretty famous)

Will we ever going to get a good Gor adaptation?
the one we have is sub-par: youtube.com/watch?v=AAMSnB2BqmE

even though there's 2 or 3 acts of sorcery in it? 300 also has the Frazetta look which I think is the important thing.

My Bro and I enjoyed that movie as a fun popcorn flick, don't get why it gets severe hate

yeah me, too, i liked it and i downloaded it to watch it again just today, bad or not, i wish they made sequels

but still the criticism is valid, they could've done better

Arnold did the same, except he became Conan

his hair looks too feminine

based

I wish there was more conan media out there, set in all the countries and locations of the hyborian age

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At least it didn't make you gay with bara lust

voice acting/dialogues in this are a fucking treasure

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Damn I want to sniff that butt

I tried to do Barbarians of Lemuria campaign once but it failed miserably as I didn't focus it on just one big location, having your players travel from cities to cities/regions really doesn't cut it in the long run, at least for me. I'm probably going to get back at it though with some arabian nights flavor

There are literally hundreds of Conan comic books out there, including a new series out now (as well as Red Sonja), so if you like Sword & Sorcery stuff, head to the comic book store. Or read the original William Burroughs stories. Some of the comics are direct from the Burrough's stories & others are new, but most of them are very good & the artwork is fantastic. You know that movies always are a disappointment, as "screenwriters" think they're better than the guy who wrote the actual story (look what they did to the Philip K. Dick adaptations of his books). Stop watching crap & read a book!

thinking about watching this but I don't want to get depressed. has anyone seen it?

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The black and white Savage Sword of Conan comics were the best.

not to mention hollywood has to cram in all the cliches, all the pandering to various demographics, shitty costume and set designs that they just pull out their ass without caring if it looks right, ignoring the lore because they think it will confuse the normies, etc.

how did they get away with not shitting all over lord of the rings?

>William Burroughs

still have more-or-less all of them sitting in a box somewhere

William Burroughs was a heroin addict who wrote grotesque stories about fucking prolapsed intestines and gay prostitutes and shot his wife in the head. I have never read conan but I'm pretty sure that guy's name is robert howard. You weren't even close dude wtf

Are you trying to say Edgar Rice Burroughs, the creator of John Carter of Mars and Tarzan, you irredeemable brainlet?

i never met a nice south african