The green goblin will rise during your lifetime

more like the french frog

2 km

Close, but the speaker say that the board can go up to 2000 meters of altitude at 200 km/h. No mention on how fast it can go horizontally and how long it can stay in the air.

Over history this is correct, but the most recent and largest war in history they fucking surrendered in 2 weeks so they deserve their reputation. They also lost to Vietnam so hard that it puts burgers to shame.

>le goblino vert uh la la

The surrender meme was actually made by pro-Iraq War propagandists.

Why is it always the frogs? Tightrope guy, spiderman guy, jet powered windsuit guy and now this cunt.

Realistically how effective could this be in combat? No way you could accurately fire any weapon from a moving platform like that.
Still really cool though

The military guy in the video says it could be useful to evacuates injured soldiers, or bring supplies in locations difficult to reach.

It would be shit, there isn't much cover or even concealment that is in the air

Interesting, but seems like it would be better suited for civil use then. Such as search and rescue.

Gottem.

Was thinking the exact same thing. You need to scout an area? Send a drone! Putting a soldier at that altitude doesn't do the job any better and it just puts a human life at risk. You need to cover your allies from the air? Send a drone or helicopter; if the enemy sees this dude they just need to snipe his hover board and down he goes

>how effective
It isn't.

it would be perfect for terrorist attacks

It would make for good rapid assault. Sure there's no cover but approaching a location spread out instead of in a vehicle means it's harder to take out the entire unit and you'd be able to land on rooftops and higher-up. Plus how hard would it be to mount gyro stabilized guns on there

>pew pew pew
>boom

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Isis get out

OUT AM I?

That sounds terrifying.

Thanks for letting the world knw you are a retard.

IMPRESSIVE!

pretty cool as a future sport
military use would be completely retarded

surrendering is actually a smart strategy, and usually a hard decision
american army being bigger than rest of the world's armies together probably makes the decision way easier

..pretty hard to find cover up there..

Next they will invent floating walls for them to duck behind,the the bad guys will invent hover boards that fly higher than the floating walls so the good guys may have to invent boolet proof umbrellas...
The circle of life,hakuna matata,fren,hakuna freakin matata,fren

Yes, but the US army tried to buy the technology, so the french gvnt had to step in and invest 1.4M$.
I'm pretty sure no one in the french army think that this has any use; they just wanted to avoid others getting their hand on it

Unironically only because France was the largest country in Europe by population. As soon as they lost that advantage they became a meme military that needed the aid of multiple allies to even beat Germany alone.

>so the french gvnt had to step in and invest 1.4M$.
huh?
Was that to prevent the US from buying it,or just to jack up the price.
Alos,lol at you when we go paintballing next week and I fly over you and hit you on the head with a white paintball so all your freinds think a bird pooped on you.

Imagine killing kebabs and niggers from that high

Look at all these fucking faggots thinking this sis something new

WATCH OUR LEAGUE!

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oh cool just like that Olypics thing from the 80's

That's something the French army in particular would know about.

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swat him
like the annoying french gnat that he is

It could be useful in specops and police work perhaps

OUT, AM I?

>They also lost to Vietnam so hard that it puts burgers to shame.

The French survived a 3 week siege in the valley of Ðiện Biên Phủ without reinforcement, they were bombed literally every hour of every day, and they still held onto their bases, are you retarded?

>to even beat Germany alone.

You say that as if germany was switzerland, Germany was the most powerful military country in europe in WW2 by far. WW1 too.

How the fuck are you supposed to plant your feet and fire on something like that? Getting queasy just imagining it.

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Epic, i'm posting this on reddit!

BACK TO FORMUOLI!?

Not familiar with soccer,but that looks like a blatant violation of the rules.

SIR!
pls provide a link,or even just a desciption.

Dubs,did you?
Yes,yes you did.

Wow when we were the largest kingdom in europe surround by small vassal states we had a good military history and now those small vassal states are equally united France gets it's ass raped wow who would guess muh history!

the matrix is having glitches again

It'd be pretty good at harassing enemy mineral lines, maybe picking off a worker or two. If you're good enough you may even force the enemy to ragequit early.

>we
I drink alot but I'd think I would remeber making my way through trenches garroting germans.
I'll just take you word for it,fren.

>Flies above the crowd of rioters has Macron declares 6 million more African Refugees
>Unloads on the crowds below killing dozen
>Flies too close to one of the many Parisian no go zones
>Gets shot by an African Armed with an AK-47

Jetpack in LA 84 opening ceremony

hehehe

When I was a kid born in '78 jetpacks almost seemed like the next way to commute.

mwahhhh the french

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perfectly normal,perfectly heathy.

>literally flying men who can rain death at any moment

give me one reason we shouldnt have already colonized the entire continent of africa until it was up to our speed

BACK TO FORMULA?!

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Cool as fuck but honestly seems like it has little to no practical military value given how difficult it would be to fire accurately from that altitude, and any reconnaissance you could do with it could just be done with a drone and a camera
They'd be better of paring it down and making commercial hoverboards or something

That's an idea of a horror movie.

because the entire 3rd world is already a first world colony. there's literally nothing else to be exploited that ain't been exploited already

N'as-tu pas un Israélien pour qui mourir, mon bon mec ?

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We Xcom now mes gars

It’s for intimidating the population.

Open a history book, burger

*opens book*
*learns france is gay*

>The itsy bitsy spider goes up the water spout, down came the zyklon and gassed the kikes right out
Jesus christ Raimi

And what is your military history, burger? I mean besides the one for Israel?

It was a different time!
Back in the good old days somebody may have mentioned your dubs....
*slowly walks away*

OUT, AM I?????

>2025 - Flying Islamic Rape Gangs Cross Atlantic

Ask the japs,pussy.

Well we did wipe out 2 major Japanese cities in 2 days with minimal effort and forced them to surrender lmao

so they can watch muslims rape their women from a better angle

Nice dubs!

Can't wait for people to re-enact Masters of the Universe.

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>minimal effort
No,fren,it was an AWESOME effort.
Also,check these dubs my fellow American.

I'd use for seeding and feeding purposes

Young /tv sees Green Goblin
Old /tv sees Fahrenheit 451

>Masters of the Universe.
The He-Man movie?
Well then you shouldn't have sold you store,Chuck!

that thing cannot recover from being perturbed from stability, it's a fucking death trap

>french green goblin

I SURRENDER

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>all these seething frog replies
Based

CHRIST, did anyone else freak out when they saw the early 1950's prototype that is essentially a guy standing above a helicopter?

Also the news footage itself reminds more of this than Green Goblin.

youtube.com/watch?v=bLyla-hO3xE

>I SURRENDER
He says in German.
He speaks German because his mom taught him that to survive you need to sex down a German

Laser rifles have no recoil duh

WHy is it ok for France to have military displays but in the US everyone went apeshit? also, that fucking death machine at 1:07, how many guys got chopped up by that I wonder.

It would require optic stealth camo that is currently still in development.

could see special forces using it, small team moving at high speed, dismount for operation, go back just as fast, hit and run style

>CHRIST, did anyone else freak out when they saw the early 1950's prototype that is essentially a guy standing above a helicopter?
YES!
Do you think dudes where more brave back then or did life suck so much that a gory death was not to be feared?

underrated actually

it's tradition here and and i didn't follow it but i assume there was only problems in he US with it because it was Trump's idea

>Laser rifles have no recoil duh
Mine does.
Did I get ripped off?

>Do you think dudes where more brave back then

There's this saying, 'The only difference between bravery and stupidity is the outcome'. I do think there was a different attitude towards progress than there is today. That being I do think as a society they were far more willing to take huge risks in order to move things forward. I mean tons of safety protocols we have today are from them doing crazy shit like standing on top of helicopters.

>'The only difference between bravery and stupidity is the outcome'
That's poetic.
Thank you.
My favorite is "...I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night."
When I was a child I heard a neighbor say that,now I no longer fear the unknown.
I still fear the ocean,sharks are jerks. I only bit you in half because I didn't know you are a paople,fuck sharks and fuck people that defend them.

China stealing technology in 5,4,3,2,1

Is this France's Space Force?

>implying this goblin board wasnt made in china

True..... I was Iraq.....

>pro-Iraq War propagandists.
you mean the war that happened decades after the surrender monkey comments happened?
You are a moron.

youtu.be/x86mpYxfQQ0?t=42

We have the technology

>b-b-b-but the contract clearly says everyone involved in the production will be killed by the communist party

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based

calm down Portubro

why the fuck hasn't this tech been used for movies? oh yeah, cause of CGI and talent less hacks..

French really can not take the bantz

>We're literally going to be a living in a dystopian future*
*That future is now.

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What exactly is the tactical value of such a device? Just use a helicopter lmao

It made sense to surrender. The Germans were very, very mean.