Why does this trigger incels so much?

Why does this trigger incels so much?

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Because they can’t read articles just clickbait headlines

Craig is still Bond

Why don’t you tell us?

what's in her nose?

The one on the right barely looks barely human and is apparently presented as something "beautiful" that men are attracted to in the film.

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Craig is gonna have to pretend to be attracted to that. I hope he wins an Oscar for this fucking amazing feat of acting.

Is that Kanye West ?

Because they're justifiably angry at a society that treats them like trash, but also burdened by immense ignorance by not having received any proper education and thusly unable to identify the correct architect of their suffering - resulting in the classic and tragic and self-defeating plebian response of racism and a reactionary attitude in general.

>three extremely attractive women of different phenotypes
>Craig literally not touching anyone anymore because #metoo

Because society is influencing men to repress their masculinity.

I would unironically prefer Idris Elba over a black woman

This was being joked about a few years ago.

There is nothing more absurd than making 007 a black woman.

we wanted Idris Elba not his little brother

Based

She literally looks like a man

Quints of truth

Do you ever read your posts back to yourself?

literally looks like any random african boy

very progressive

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>black women in M16
Theres hardly any black officers in the MET (which is notorious for being racist) nevermind a black woman in the secret service, my suspension of disbelief can only take so much, shes also not even attractive nor a good actress

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It's all so tiresome.

>Craig not touching anyone because of #metoo
>ignoring the fact that he's been wanting Bond to do a gay scene for years

Craig isn't touching them because he's not interested in women sexually, not because he's afraid of #metoo

I can't wait for the inevitable cinemasins style YouTube video showing all the times in the series when bond was in a life threatening situation and would have definitely died if he were a woman. For example when fighting any henchman.

Can one of you Anons make it please? Guaranteed 500k views if edited cleanly

YO ARM YO'SELF CUZ NAHH-ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAVE YOU
DA COPS WILL BETRAY YOU
AN' AH WILL REPLACE YOU
YOU CAN'T DENY DA PRIZE IT MAY NEVER FULFILL YOU
IT LONGS TA KILL YOU
IS YOU WILLING TA DIE?
DA COLDEST GRAPE SODA RUNS THROUGH MUH MOTHA FUCKIN VEINS
YOU KNOW MUH MOTHA FUCKIN NAME PEEP THIS SHIT

sauce?

Of course she's not playing a male character. The point is that character, James Bond, is being replaced.

Not going to respond to the "married guy is gay" bait, just look at previous press tours and how he's constantly touching his co stars in pictures. They didn't mind either.

Real, legit question:

So your superhero or super agent or whatever is a woman. Ok, sure. What happens when they inevitably get captured by the villain?

Like, no villain is going to do anything except try to kill Bond because he's a fucking dude.

But you capture a woman, what are you gonna do? Obviously have her raped to death by HIV homeless niggers, right?

>three extremely attractive women
lol it's ana and everybody else, don't kid yourself

Honk honk

Daniel Craig sucked to begin with adding a sheboon just adds salt to the wound

Nobody gives a fuck you tool.

The worst part of the black woman meme that gets pushed here is that most of them have weaves or wigs on. It kills any attraction I have to them. Asses be damned.

Dudes get raped too in those situations

>three extremely attractive women of different phenotypes
Where are they?

Are you seriously arguing they aren't attractive?

That's one ugly ass nigger

James Bond is still James Bond but Lashana Lynch now has the title '007'.

I can see Ana's underwear

Yes. Nogs are ugly

>extremely attractive women
I only see Ana and Lea there.

I'm sorry, but just because your "black" and "female" that automatically puts you in the category of "beautiful" whether you're physically attractive or not???

Why is society like this?

>not a fat disabled amputee
Fuck off with these half-assed attempts at inclusion

Why do all of these studios want to kill off their biggest franchises so badly?
I don't get it at all man.

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I prefer her over Idris elba

WE

Being replaced by a black woman 007 is just as bad fucktard

ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEEEENDS

COPE

Get in the bin, incel

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>why does this sneed chuckcels so much?

>if only you knew how bad things really are

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Good news.
It's time to create new bond like characters

do you think they just make these decisions out of nowhere? they do market research and with the help of focus groups they came to the conclusion that this is what the majority of people want to see, some anons raging on Yea Forums isn't going to change that

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Literally onions boy in his name

>market research
Yeah I'm sure the majority of people were really demanding that James Bond gets replaced by a black woman, dumb frogposter.
This should work out as well as Ghostbusters 2016.

>Things change or they die
Difference is literally nobody outside of twitter asked for this change.

Because it is another childhood hero, destroyed. It's one more domino of white culture, destroyed. White genocide is real. Never forget what they took from you.

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They take it a step further, anons raging is exactly what these people want to begin with. One of you faggots is going to make a really dumb twitter post about this and the marketers will find it and utilize it in some kind of narrative that ultimately serves this move.

>White genocide is real
lol good

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look up the MET employment statistics

>paying attention to the James Bond franchise post Peirce Brosnan
lmao at your life

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To be honest I don't want these trendy cynical corporate reskins that don't add anything new to the franchise, I want to see new original interesting things like Boyz n the Hood, Friday, Princess and the Frog, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Moonlight, etc.

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The scene will last 5 minutes tops

This is clickbait promo

Reminder Jones is losing his seat next year

she's ugly

why not hire halle berry or meagan good or pic related?

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Daily reminder that black women who look good are the ones with White features.

>Why does this trigger incels so much?
Why must James Bond be a female african american?

Reminder that blacks make up 2% of the UK population yet a black woman was designated the top spy codename

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>she's ugly
They're all ugly. I can say that because beauty is subjective.

so?

Truthpilled

She's replacing him as 007, which means the next movie will star her as the lead
They're basically saying she's the next one to star in the movies.

Isnt the point of an undercover agent to blend in?

This black girl would look out of place anywhere but some parts of Europe, the UK, Canada/USA, Brazil, and Africa. Go anywhere in Asia and she's fucked because she stands out like a sore thumb. Most of eastern Europe too.

>thinking le hwhite revolution will ever happen
not even MAGAtards want to be seen near you faggots

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>poltards actually believe this was their childhood

Makes sense to me.

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>They're basically saying she's the next one to star in the movies.
I find it interesting that you think there'll be more than one movie.

James Bond doesn't blend in either. He strolls around like a massive douche with his expensive suits and cars and introduces himself to everyone before thoroughly thrashing them at whatever activity they are supposedly good at.

Nah, he's keeping his hands in his pockets in case the one's on the right try and steal his wallet.

weird flex but ok

Of course there will be. It's like Marvel and Disney movies. Even if they flop they'll still keep making them and just accuse you of being racist if they flop

It would cause riots if it was done in reverse.

>Of course there will be.
I meant with her in it. No one's going to see THAT as James Bond.

Hell, there'll probably be such a blacklash from the fans that it will be cancelled. If MGM loses its Bond cash cow, it's finished.

Great choice of image, I too wish I was in a repressed nuclear family in a copy-paste suburb with glad-handed plastic neighbours and absolutely nothing to do.

The same reason lefties chimp out when movie characters get whitewashed

why everything has to be replaced by ugly people?

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>why everything has to be replaced by ugly people?
Read 1984. Seriously. It's all in there.

i feel bad for non liberal black people
i dont think this is the kind of representation they hope for,

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>LE MAKEUP EYEBRWOS XD
Women are the niggers of gender

who dis

this
Craig is a gay imitator, the movies fucking suck, they're stale/sterile and completely forgettable. Peirce's movies were FUN, memorable and appropriately cheesy like original Connery movies & Dalton's
Also Roger Moore's movies suck, fight me.

Niggers aren't even human

She's not James Bond. She's 007. She's taking his place.
They'll make more movies with her as a spy and everything, it won't be James Bond, it will just be an SJW black girl in his role

Look at those ape hands jfc

>Hollywood following social trends = MUH ORWELL
He was an ardent socialist and would have hated you.

>OH GOD, BLACK PEOPLE EXIST!! OH NO, MINORITES!! DAYOFTHEROPE!! WHITE RACE IN TROBLE, DAYOFTHEROPE! WOMEN & JEWS, OH NO NO NO NO!!

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Fucking checked

The bigger problem is the ableist bias of the Bond franchise. Has there ever been a protagonist or non-villain who was disabled and featured prominently? No. Fuck Bond, the Broccolis, and there ableist shite.

Second from the right is an Oprah clone. I hope she gives out free cars

Makes sense, 2 beautiful ladies 2 unattractive ones to balance things out.
But this aside is it impossible to find black females with beautiful features? I'm not even Pol posting all the "attractive" ones have white features or less black features which makes sense why they always have attitude to compensate their lack of visual appeal like short men, etc...

>diversity good!
>niggers good!
>White Genocide good!
Liberalism is mental illness

Butthurt shitskin detected. Sorry niggers are ugly, stinky and dumb.

Yeah, because the contents of the actual article are so reassuring.

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.

>They said: "There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says, 'Come in 007,' and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.

>"This is a Bond for the modern era who will appeal to a younger generation while sticking true to what we all expect in a Bond film,' the source added. 'There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he's having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo."

>The as-yet-untitled new Bond movie has been written by Fleabag star Phoebe Waller-Bridge - who was brought in to help keep the saga relevant.

>She said: "There's been a lot of talk about whether or not Bond is relevant now because of who he is and the way he treats women.

>The source added that the phrase 'Bond girls' is now forbidden, saying: 'We were all told that from now on they are to be addressed as 'Bond women'.'

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Far right is a man

>She's not James Bond. She's 007. She's taking his place.
That's fucking stupid as hell.
James Bond is 007. 007 is James Bond.
James Bond/007 always has been a heterosexual white male.

>They'll make more movies with her as a spy and everything, it won't be James Bond, it will just be an SJW black girl in his role
Because they don't want there to be any White people anymore. They certainly don't want White males in strong roles like James Bond. This kinda shit normalizes that.

>He supports 007 being an ugly african american woman
lol. what a wimp.

>The average nig even with 20% white admixture has an average IQ of 85
OHHHH NOOOO NOO NOOOO WAIT WAIT LOOK AT THIS ONE AHAHAHAAHAHA

>You wut gov? Pack of tea for the queen?

British """"lingo"""""

I'm sure with that attitude you'll have those SJWs beat in no time.

>all the poor little white boys in this thread

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we'll see who's laughing when this movie bombs

He would have hated you as well.

Nobody ever said that about New Jack City, Blade, Don't Be A Menace, Fresh Prince, Men In Black, Black Dynamite, literally anything new or established as black already.

(((Her))) hands are huge breh.

>false equivalence good!
conservatism is a mental illness

>white genocide is funny!

This.

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it's fucking hilarious

xttiona

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and /pol/ was upset by idris elba now they get this

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I agree, but that's not Craigs fault. It was the studio that chose to go in a more realistic direction with the franchise, not Craigs. I think he's a fine actor, but the movies just hold no charm any more.

They just lose in every way shape and form to better franchises, like Kingsman's sillyness or the Bourne films semi-realistic action. The last Bond movies have just fallen short on both fronts and killed any investment.

Also the change in not going for self contained stories in the movies killed them for me. The fact that they feel the need to have an overarching story to connect the movies makes it hell going to watch the new installment since you have to rewatch the older movies to refresh your memory. Fuck that.

Not gonna be so funny when your nigger spawn are eating dirt cookies and living in huts in post white America

>#ableism
I like this. I'm going onto Twitter, using my fake liberal account, to divide-and-conquer the left based on this point.

>xttiona
I do say my good man, that I would clean her ass after a good shit.

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They're acting like the ONLY way to change Bond is to make him a black woman. Not to create unique storylines inspired by the books, or to give more depth to Bond's character we haven't seen before, but to just change his gender and race. The funny thing here is that this will change AND die. The next movie will make decent money most likely, but assuming the movie afterwards will star her, they'll make nothing.

>t.

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>it's fucking hilarious
yeah, you're going to be laughing when you're living in a mixture of africa and mexico.

now that is funny

good looking black woman exist as well but hollywood rejects them

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>I can't get laid
>This is genocide!

Jews are clearly creating diversions for the Epstein case. It's blatantly obvious.

lol

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Casino Royale was fucking great. I'll give you the rest though.

>The weak should fucking fear the strong

Who gives a fuck? Mankind has been living and will continue to live without your kind.

it's just fucking stupid, don't even try to defend it. i'd be pissed if blade was suddenly a white guy. how about if they decided ryan reynolds should play shaka zulu?

lol considering white America thinks climate change is a hoax made up by the Chinese and elected the biggest retard on planet earth, think i'll take my chances because we're definitely fucked if you faggots are still in charge

>Mankind has been living and will continue to live without your kind.
he says in a white country benefiting from white achievements. lol

Casting a "strong minority women" is inevitable these days but what I can't comprehend is why can't they cast someone attractive? 80's action movies were filled with "strong independent women" but they were pleasant to look at. Why is it so hard to give us someone sexy?

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Wow so smart

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None of those women have white features

ohh stop it

/pol/ was right all along

ugly people are the real enemy all along

not the whites or blacks or latinos or asian but ugly people

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Why does hollywood insist on casting ugly black women? It's like they secretly hate black women.

>Muh diversity is great, goyim

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Sexiness is problematic.

ahaha what achievements, mass inequality? crumbling infrastructure? dying ecosystems? no future economic or otherwise for anyone under 30? completely unaccountable and unmovable government and business?

but hey i'll give you the internet, it's a fun way to kill time before things nosedive completely

Still better that what is today

YES! Cry! Cry you impotent retards!
I fucking live when you mayo golems throw a bitch fit about things you do not have to watch!

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t. Self hating white boy larping

Strawmaning idiot complains about false equivalences

That would be infinitely better.

Jews are promoting ugliness because they are ugly themselves.

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>conservatism
lol

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>of all the black actresses they can hire, they hire someone who looks like he's midway into transitioning
It doesn't trigger me, OP. I never cared for the franchise and I find these recent events hilarious.

take it easy reddit

Who are you quoting?

>climate change
ironic

i know it's not all his fault the movies became the way they did, it was a combination of his character and the movies becoming so sewious! at the same time. It wouldn't be so bad if HE was still fun and charismatic or if there was still a sprinkle of lightheartedness and goofy set designs, props, etc, but the combination of him and the movies changing in tone they have just lost all their charm like you said

This. Wypipo are useless

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Do you guys think the 80IQ mesitzos living in the new diverse-former-superpower America will question why all major cultural/media institutions are ran by a certain tribe of Judah or will they just carry on as usual?

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I highly doubt they are fucking stupid enough to kill the franchise like this. Probably only part of the plot.

Jesus christ these people are mental

>We need more diversity
>*Adds disgustingly ugly black shemale*
Why do they do this?

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>2 attractive ladies
Yeah, Ana and Naomie. Who's the horse face on the left?

YESSSS
You tell em bro
So smart so brave

Tmblr sjw feminists would avoid the movie
Tmblr sjw feminists would feel jealous that their s o y men would watch sexy black women on screen

Basically white liberal women are the reason sexy black women cant get hired

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t. /r/asianmasculinity

Three?

cool bro, when the hubris of the republican party collapses the country i'll remember that bach wrote some good music

Casino Royale starts with Craig's Bond becoming a 00 agent. In this movie he is retired, so M16 are going to have someone to take over his code number. Fortunately this is his last one so it will all get rebooted again with a new James Bond as 007 who will no doubt be a man. They are too shit scared to take risks with this franchise.

sitting them right next to seydoux was probably a bad idea kek

lol

>when the hubris of the republican party collapses the country

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>the r-republicans!
both parties are destroying america and the planet, retard. enjoy your immigrants

So there's a few things to point out here
She's the new 007 co-starring in the next Craig film, meaning Craig's bond has "retired" but he's still the same character. At the end they'll for sure kill or permanently retire him and make the codename theory canon by giving her the codename Jane Bond or whatever and she'll be the new bond in the next films
"no longer bond girls, instead bond women" = they still have bond girls = the new bond will be a lesbian. Especially because media still doesn't like showing hetero women as leads lol.

>implying they wont get married at the end, her taking his surname so they can have an after credits scene to try and "hype" a sequel with her introducing herself as
"The names Bond, Jemima Bond"

It's not that unbelievable. SIS isn't all that secret, they're a civil service body so they have diversity quotas and incentives for diverse hires like the rest of government. Take one look at their careers page and witness the typical "we want to represent modern Britain" shit.

OH NO NO NO NO

Jemima Bond and they change Moneypenny to 50 Cent

>White women on one side and blacks on the other side separated by a white man
What did they mean by this?

They want ugly people in the roles of legacy characters to save on money. They don't want "star power" to be a thing anymore because it's too expensive (see RDJ, OT Star Wars cast, etc.) They want fungible, forgettable, replaceable actors and are relying on brand awareness instead.

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shame we can't live like in Africa, before the white devil brought cargo, eh? Those were the times...

i do not have any outrage about twisted transistors suicide statistics, friendo :^)

is that true, galko?

realistically: it is a gag scene to introduce her, the strong female shit is over the top and they force her a bit too much. she doesn't die, but is never seen in a bond movie again.

Casting attractive women is sexist and sexualizing

Yeah but a black woman doing the same things is instantly more suspect

It certainly is. Think about how aggravating it is when a single actor holds up any of your projects. No more negotiating or haggling, just hire some random person who is elated to be in anything at all. The power dynamic shifts completely in favor of the studio.

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given what's being forecasted for this planet in the next few decades, you'll be wishing for a life a tenth as stable as that

Why do tranny cucks like this?

Are her eyebrows drawn on her head?

I'm outraged.

Name?

If they continue with the actors in these roles long-term their salaries will always increase, it doesn't matter. Besides RDJ succeeded so well because of his charisma, he's not a hearthrob.

Is Daniel Craig a manlet?

Lea doesn't give a FUCK about that shit. She's French.

Tell Me More About How Hollywood Works, Galko!

bond already has brand recognition and has already casted literal whos
Dalton, Lazenby both literal whose
Craig was only in Layer Cake and Tomb Raider
Brosnan was basically unknown as well.

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>incels
This triggers Chads actually, Chads are the ones who want to see beautiful women on the screen. Incels are the feminists and the "anti-racists" who celebrate uglyness

Except these actors are much, much more fungible; they know it too. Their starting contracts are far weaker and audiences are less likely to care when they get replaced. Studios hate when actors have leverage so now they are taking it away as best they can.

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>thinking this on possibly the most right-wing board outside of /pol/
Truly rent free

>throw a bitch fit about things you do not have to watch!

Aren't moviessupposed to make money by having people watch them?

>three extremely attractive women of different phenotypes
kek
theres 2 attractive women in that photo
we dont talk about the apes

fuck of incel. this woman is ugly. if they want female bond than they should find some smoldering femme fatale not this man in drag.if they didn't do it with halle berry who is hot as fuck, they are really shitting the bed with this third banana from captain marvel who doesn't even look like a woman.

They're obviously trying to make the movie a passing of the torch event to set up for a black female-led spin-off. They're not stupid enough to pretend James Bond is a black woman and has been the whole time.

At this point it's just nu-blaxploitation where you try to get asses in the seats by making your movie a revolution for POCs when you're just making the same trite garbage you always were but now people can pretend it's important that they see this movie. If you release Black Dynamite with zero alterations, people would praise it as the most powerful film of the millennium. All this because Black Panther made 2 billy box office.

this. celebration of ugliness - lakshana, boyega, leslie jones, etc - is not a chad thing.

>'Bond girls' is now forbidden, saying: 'We were all told that from now on they are to be addressed as 'Bond women'.'
really focusing on the important things here

This. Peak Wokeness™. Makes me think of that ad with the hippie protesters giving the riot cops Pepsi.

You know what movie James bond fans want to see? A move where James bond retires, then view a completely different movie for a hour and 20 min. Fucking genius I'm sure that they know what they are doing!

>This ad made by Jews from the 50s is no longer in circulation :(

Please tell me how this was in any way taken from anyone? You can still have barbecues with your families.

True enough, but they still hired leads who were highly attractive or charismatic (Lazenby for example was hired specifically because he "oozed sexual assurance"). They are edging away from that more and more, they don't want any actor to stick around too long or be to beloved that they can't be rid of them.

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BP made 1.3 billion. Not 2 billion and never will cause China won't be suckered second time around. But anyway, you are right. They want Jamie Woke to co-exist with main James Bond franchise. They just cast a really ugly and masculine actress because they are afraid to sexy-fy female 007. they could have continued in that direction with Naomi Harris but obviously they wanted someone who doesn't even look like a woman cause that's relatable to trannies. they can pretend she's trans or someshit.

fpbp

The thing about secret agents is they have to blend in. In today's climate they are going to be operating in Iran, Russia and China. Not sure about Iran (although I can make an educated guess) but in Moscow and Beijing, black people don't do so well when walking down the street.

Black secret agents are only useful in Sub-Saharan Africa, Brazil and the US and guess what, nobody gives a fuck about Sub-Saharan Africa, Brazil or the US.

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>which means the next movie will star her as the lead
>They're basically saying she's the next one to star in the movies.
You might unironically be retarded if you actually believe this

They know, they just like being perpetually triggered

ah yeah I forgot. isnt MGM still super fucked financially?

>billionaire epstein gets arrested
>area 51 raid mysteriously announced
>james bond is black

Someone really wants you guys to be distracted

>not trans
>not biracial
total missed opportunity, hollywood should be ashamed

jesus fucking christ everything about this looks like a disaster waiting to happen

>politically correct "writer" was brought in to help keep the saga relevant
Here's your perfect recipe for a spectacular failure senpai.

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.
Lmao.

I predict empty cinemas like never before. There's a reason why the best movie was Casino Royale, top tier aesthetically pleasing women, great looking enemies, great action, classic style. People want that, PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO PAY A TICKET TO BE EDUCATED ON SOCIAL JUSTICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I honestly don't understand why producers don't understand this simple truth.

>The thing about secret agents is they have to blend in.

In fairness, 90% of Bond's "secret agent" work is chasing people through crowds and making secret bases noisily explode.

>highly attractive
lol seen Moore or Connery? even Pierce.
I mean yeah hiring charasmatic actors is how you sell the brand. even Disney knows that.

>THIS IS REAL

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THIS IS REAL

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I'm gonna allow myself to be quite frank, the lower part of her face has a slight concavity to it that gives off the illusion that her jaw has a might elongation to it. I can almost imagine her taking my trousers off with a gleeful look on her face as she takes a whiff of my now exposed manhood before taking me in her mouth and as if with the fundamental force of gravity I'm forced onto the ground by the intensity and I find I'm locked down by this woman's grasp on both balls and cock as her tongue brushes past my taint and tickles my backdoor

There's absolutely zero way that's not a tranny.

complained about Blue is the Warmest Color director

Get of truth

Yea Forums's been complaining about progressive shit for about five or six years now, and predicting that people definitely will get sick of it soon, so why are we still talking about this?

Warning, this is a shill thread to make quotes reporters can use to make headlines from.

Idris Elba would unironically have been a better bond than this. I guess black men aren't diverse enough for (((Hollywood))) anymore.

underrated

Yeah this, James Bond is a spy only in name. The franchise is closer to fantasy than reality.

>craig
>bond

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Quote me on this Journos:

Double oh nigger

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They can enter any thread and get a quote for some shitty clickbait outrage article. A thread like this makes no difference.

it's not about genocide or replacement

for me it's just how BORING and PREDICTABLE it is to have in every single movie in the past 5 years the strong black woman trope. It's so pathetically uninspired

Absolute clown world.

it's a tranny

Please forget about billionaire child sex traffiker /pol/

>Léa Seydoux isn't attractive
fag

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This, probably

>lol seen Moore or Connery? even Pierce.
Back then? Yeah they got the ladies wet.

She'll be in the film for 20 minutes max and no, she won't be taking over as the franchise lead.

Uh oh, you better start running they just turned to lights on!

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No, he's like 5'9 or 5'10, which is average height for males.

You guys should learn to just laugh at the nonsense; getting angry just puts fuel on the self righteous fire

Quote this
Sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks

>incels actually believe this

it isn't.

Oh piss off.
Regardless of if it's spun as "She's just 007, not the new Bond", do you really think the next push isn't going to be for a non white Bond? Or a female Bond?
People get angry about it because we live in a world where every other group aside from whitey has to have their own thing. They have to be forced in to all of whitey's stuff. Whitey just has to take it because he's allowed nothing of his own. Not a nation, not media, not even a hobby.
This one instance wouldn't be as maddening of it wasn't part of a gradual push in all media to include "move diversity" (fewer whites).
Nobody is in fucking Gambia demanding they reduce the amount of midnight dark nogs in their media.

I'll give you a pro tip: when you unironically talk about 'nogs', you just make normal people want to spite you as well

>do you really think the next push isn't going to be for
correct.
because I don't make up random shit in my head to get mad about.

2% like in the 80s, right? They're like 50% today. At least in England

Well shit I guess we gotta start inviting straight black men to white power rallies now.

>london periferies are england

Look, this is proof that we need a /tvpol/ general. Wanna talk about political agendas in media? /tvpol/! Hate other races/genders/whateverthefuck? /tvpol/!

People have been pushing for a non-white/female Bond for years. A non-white Bond could realistically happen but a female Bond has already been dismissed by the franchise executive producer as a dumb gimmick.

this reads like satire, what the fuck

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Things can change and then die, too.

>implying that would help
If you pay attention, you notice that rampant political shitposting always increases on Yea Forums when one of two things happens
>something happens in the news that makes Trump look bad (like the whole Epstein thing going on)
>a /pol/ b8 thread results in /pol/ getting BTFO

I'd love to talk about films again. Or about how this token pandering casting is a stupid form of clickbait. But apparently we can't have that...

>she doesnt even have a fro
DROPPED

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the true blackpill

>14 Words: "sheeit we gotta secure the existence of our peeps and a future for youngns"

Ok so if Bond is gone forever can we at least have a Man from U.N.C.L.E. sequel please?

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have sex

Why is it always about replacing? Why can't they CREATE for once?

Instead of creating an original black mermaid for Little Mermaid, Ariel is now black.
Instead of creating a new (or using a canonically black) Spider-Man heroine, they cast, MJ is now black.
Instead of just bringing in a different 00 agent that is black, 007 is now black.

WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?

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I'm just looking forward to this flopping and seeing the blame game aftermath.

Planet of the apes already did it

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dilate

Because jews hate white people

The left can't define incels and explain what makes them bad.

Because nobody gives a shit about blacks, it's about destroying whites and only that.

>Ana's dress is completely see through
>not wearing a bra or underwear
How did she not realise

At this point can anyone deny that Hollywood is trying to force ugly black women down the public’s throat? Nobody thinks these manly, lantern jawed crack babies are attractive but we’re supposed to pretend they’re beautiful. It’s a display of power to gaslight the public into taking positions they don’t actually believe.

>Yea Forums
>Normal people

except she actually is beautiful and you are a disgusting piece of shit

so brave

>Seydoux's character will be unceremoniously offed in the first 10 minutes
>Ana's character who is also the most attractive will be unceremoniously offed 30 minutes after her entrance
>there will be sexual tension (?) between Craig and Lynch
>at the end he will settle down with Harris' character
Screencap this

Also whatever happened to Olga Kurylenko? If I recall she survived to the end of her movie (QoS)

A clear pathway to the back of her skull.

anyone else collecting salty screen caps for when she is in the movie for like 20 minutes and never seen against n?

So you agree with the main complaint that this casting is token and pandering but you want to feel superior to the ones repeating variations of said complaint, which lead you to make a meta comment about how you’re above those types. Are you a woman by chance?

This. Diversity is about one thing: wage suppression.

Holy shit there's enough /pol/ tears in this thread to fill a swimming pool. Gimme gimme gimme. I hope Rocky's next.

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I love it, keep going Hollywood and become your own undoing

She looks like she has brain damage

Is it so hard to bring in an attractive brown or black actress? Rosario Dawson looks nice, she may not be secret agent material but c'mon
At least cast someone that looks good

Pic related could easily be your future if you got off your fat ass and worked for it. But no. It's easier for you to just blame the jews.

No, the main complaint on this board is "HURR A BLACK FEMALE BOND THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE!!!"
My complaint is that this is a token gesture to draw in the #woke crowd without actually doing anything, and then marketing it in such a divisive stupid manner.
I have literally no problems with them having a black woman as 007 in a film where Bond has retired. I'd have a problem if the women was supposed to be Bond, or if the film was about said woman. But neither of these things are the case.
But keep complaining about nothing

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It's possible to criticise something for reasons other than insecurity and racism. I know, radical statement.

I think it's fantastic and i can't wait to see it desu.
It's another great achievement for Black People.

They know exactly what they're doing. Succubi like her take great pleasure in conjuring filthy thoughts into innocent men's minds.

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Are you not aware that Creed exists? Except that movie was actually good and respectful, largely because it wasn't written by a FUCKING woman.

Because one group of suits wants to farm existing IPs for more money and another group of suits needs a way to put their finger prints on the IP to prove they aren't useless money pits hired because their daddy was owed a favor.

honestly don't care but damn, why choose the fugliest niggers around

Sorry, straight black men are too privileged these days. Rocky 'Roxanne' Balboa is going to be a butch trans lesbian fighting transphobia in combat sports. Trans director of course.

That's just how women dress in latin america, you dummy, it's a cultural thing.