Cast him for the upcoming movie adaptation
Cast him for the upcoming movie adaptation
Danny Devito, any other answer is wrong
Jason Statham
Tom Cruise
This, especially because Danny is fucking 4'10". This guy is a giant compared to him.
/thread
Jason Memeoa
paul giamatti
ok ive seen this guy everywhere now what the fuck is the story
Idris Elba
It's gotta be /ourlad/ Warwick
probably some facebook video that was posted on 9gag and now it's here.
get with the times, grandpa
this is exactly what I imagine Jonna Hill would look like if we shaved him
Deepfake of Tony Soprano on midget body.
>You're not God, or my father...or my boss!
I respect him. This man values God, family and employment
I would love to kick him right in the stomach and then say "Sorry, I thought you were one of the balls."
Henry Cejudo
>Go ahead and attack me bi-
Idris Elba
bagel incel
It's a pretty short story
>tfw 5'9
its over
Warwick. Doesn’t even need to act. Just show him a post about him on Yea Forums and you have oscar Gold right there
those are just the most common male heights tho, that stat means nothing
Lanklet BTFO
>tfw 5'5 and people call me bagel boss now
t.seething lanklet
wrong
wrong
wrong
JOE FUCKING PESCI
Manlet rage being let loose
lmao
Cope
mad cuz short, always hear about being short, cashier makes short joke, other cashier joins in, joe pesci loses his shit
Reminder that 6’1” - 6’4” is the prime male height. Anything less is manlet anything more is lanklet.
>this article written by a man of perfectly acceptable height who only needs to use the step stool every once in awhile, who wants to be over 6 feet anyway? Always hitting your head on tree branches and stuff, haha. No thanks, I’ll stick to buying my shoes in the children’s department.