Finn's Sujamma and Flin (formerly Fallo's)

"Well well, look at the outlader pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!

"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.

"Well la de lah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."

"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!

"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!

"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!

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This is fucking based, my n'wah

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Daggerfall > Morrowind

Skyrim > everything else

>Why yes, I am a god, what gave that away?

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best thread on Yea Forums right now

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>Well Dagoth, I made it, despite your directions.
>Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend.

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Most lit track in all of Tamriel, coming trough.
youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

based

I don't get it

based and CHIMpilled

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This unironically

Post more morrowind memes.

Literally just sub to /r/trueSTL (We're all alt-right Nazis here btw)

exceedingly based

deenS is the dutch name for the danish language

>deenS
is "Sneed" filtered nowadays?

Give it to me straight lads, would a TES series set in Morrowind actually work?

It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!

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What a grand and intoxicating innocence

Not with modern bethesda at the helm.
The magic of Morrowind came heavily from Michael Kirkbridge, who is no longer with bethesda.

kek

best tribune coming through

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>Don't post because Jannies ban sneed posters
>They don't ban thinly veiled elderscrolls shitposting

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Based

Morrisons is a fantastically bad game. You could write a dissertation on how broken and ill conceived it's mechanics are. It's a clusterfuck of bad design decisions and baffling artistic choices

Now if this were a baldurs gate thread...

That's not my boi Vivec

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We have achieved CHUCK, ascneed with me, brothers

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based thread user

Morrowind is a kino setting.

>tfw there will never be a movie depicting the exploits of Idoril Nerevar, the events that led to the battle at the Red Mountain, and the rise of the Tribunal

fuckin kek

Meme choice, Sotha is best boy

>When they don't tell you about Argonian crime statistics

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If argonians are the n-words of Tamriel, what are redguards?

what exactly was his function?

MW was so awesome... best game

I wish I was dead

>ywn play a good Bethesda or Bioware game ever again

Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

lmao nice job phoneposter

He wrote most of the lore and was behind the artstyle.

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persians

"Nerevar, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be an Ash Zombie or Ash Zombies in the house."
>AHHGH!

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Top lel

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Nigga just watches when ash zombies wake you up

blessed thread

it should be.

Morrowind shitposting is a timeless classic.

I want a rome style series showing the POV’s of characters during the conquest of Tiber Septim throughout Tamriel, Like it beginning with a Nord foot soldier at the battle of Old Horoldan right up to Siege of Alinor via the Numidium, good dialogue and political aspects so when there is battle scenes they stand out and feel earned. Show casing the inconsistencies through exaggeration and possibly dwelling deeper into metaphysical possibly ending with apotheosis giving he is three people

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How would they even depict the function of the numidium?

Not to mention that Aaron A. Aaronson died, who actually did some incredible art for Skyrim and is probably one of the most influential people in Skyrim's presentation, which still holds up pretty well despite playing like shit.

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That would be kino as fuck.

Use the last episode of Evangellion as reference.

My name is The Travarine, and I am the Moon and Star.

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>Yea Forums has better video games threads than Yea Forums
Of course

That could be where metaphysical things come to play, I figure to help things narratively and visually would be to hint at dragon breaks and show there effect during the siege of Alinor

In my mind, we would see the Armistice between Septim and the Tribunal and they would hint at super weapon, which could be expanded on when trying to power it ( see Underkings soul etc ) or just have it shown at the very end during the siege showcasing the wrath of Septim, even further if you show him destroying neutral houses in favour of Imperial plants

If you mean it’s actual function, could be similar to the mechs in Eva but slower and more menacing giving it’s god like power

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With Tiber Septim played by a Mer__ of course

Besst thread on T-Yea Forums

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Idris Elba as Hjalti

youtu.be/V2liozIXhJA?t=153

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>an incel spent a month working on this just so he could finally say "s-sneed has OC!"
yikes, have sex and dilate

>user's deleted thread (formerly not reported)

>NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU MAKE OC, CRINGE CRINGE. JANNY GIVE ME MY THREADS BACK.

You don't even deserve a wojak for you shitty post.

Wow nice kneejerk triggering, yeesh

yikes and cringe

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Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. In addition to worshipping me, you may now praise me as your almighty!

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>you aight, outlander

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chad battle mommy of war and mercy best tribune

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Wtf Talos is three people?

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Hjalti Early-Beard + Ysmir Wulfharth = General Talos
General Talos + Zurin Arctus = Tiber Septim
That combo became Talos (the Divine)

based and redpilled

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Based

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Redguards just have dark skin, but their culture/language/everything is basically just Moorish/Persian. They're pirates like moors, and wear turbans and use scimitars and use weird sword magic like Persians.

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>no black hand or morag tong

If Vivec is supposed to be a qt herm why does xe look so masculine?
Shouldn’t xe have smoother features and some nice b-cups?

>Mephala has both male and female genitalia, and both are grossly exaggerated in the idols, drawings, and carvings that depict it. Androgyny is sometimes depicted in Vivec as well, but not as overtly. He (notice the pronoun) is almost always represented as a male, though often with homosexual or bisexual tendencies.

What an intoxicating essence

Holy fucking based

innocence, you fool.

What are some kinos where a group of assassins murder the highest ranking government leader and write who did it with his blood?

>nu-spongebob
Fuck this shit

I WANT TO SNIFF ALMALEXIA'S FRONT AND REAR HOLES

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>zoomers will never understand the simple beauty of Morrowind memes

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Gib me a Chimer/Dwemer/Nord series

Because the average Yea Forumsshitposter has nothing to say about vidya, especially Morrowind.

youtu.be/0RtIsy9AHYE

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>released 15 minutes ago
Based

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This bitch looks like a jaundiced Momma Harper (Momma’s family the GOAT).

BUT MAH-MUH!!!

Yes
Talos is a title given by his men and the Greybeards, the whole Nord "there was a guy named Talos that came from Atmora" is bullshit. Hjatli is even part of a quest in Skyrim and you meet the ghost of one of his men.

Best track, shame he only makes nigger music now

>this fucking sneed/morrowind thread has been up for almost 5 hours

Very nice

Talos being attributed to Hjalti is probably Nords mistaking Ysmir for Hjalti in his days in Skyrim, so it stuck, that and Nords will bang in about how the great Tiber Septim was of Skyrim/Altmoran

This bitch killed her husband, Sotha Sil and tried to betray the Neravarine. Fuck this bitch and her dumb-ass city of magic.

Skyrim looks pretty boring tho. This single concept art looks more interesting than anything in Skyrim. Well maybe that Hircine cave looked nice, but that's it.

What the fuck are you talking about, he just released this

Low effort bait, don't pay attention

shame we only get to see her during her mental break and not as the blade mommy of compassion and charity, like when she fucken banished dagon

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I'm looking juicy, like I'm in a movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=mYs_gUs35eM

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>didn't even give her dead husband's reincarnation a quick fuck as an apology for killing him in a past life
Truly unforgivable.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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test

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Is the Nerevarine really Nerevar reincarnated? Can Azura reincarnate souls, or did she use some magic fuckery to help you pass the trials while you also start mantling him?

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>Is the Nerevarine really Nerevar reincarnated?
That depends on you, user. Whether you believe the Nerevarine to be the soul or Indoril Nerevar reincarnated or not doesn't matter too much; the Outlander named Nerevarine practically mantles Nerevar anyhow.

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that's what makes the prophecy so kino. it doesn't matter whether you really are a reincarnation. for all intents and purposes, you are the nerevare.

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With the concept of mantling in the Elder Scrolls, one might say that you become the literal reincarnation of the Nerevar AFTER you convince everyone that you are. Collective belief can alter the physical world because it's all just a dream in the Godhead's mind bla bla bla CHIM

>*intensive purposes
Learn English, kid

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Considering you meet other people that get dreams from Azura and the amount of failed Incarnates, I would guess she just kept throwing shit at the wall until one stuck at the right time.

It's a doggy dog world out there. Phrases like that are a diamond dozen.

Will the Elder Scrolls Expansion HBO showshow be well received?

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>tfw the Nerevarine is an Argonian
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J5-SJZV62NQ

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You really think those phrases are correct? This kind of degradation of our language is the death nail of our society.

I suspect she might've just been selecting individuals who most/all of the requirements and told them they're Nerevarine, hoping they were or happened to be powerful enough to mantle him.

Fine, shame he makes 98% nigger music

>tfw all the characters you didn't beat the main quest with are failed Incarnates

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>tfw no big budget HBO series set in Morrowind.
I just want to see this world brought to life once more.

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Could only ever work as an animated series. Shit's way too outlandish to look good as live action + CGI; you'd just get dudes in ridiculous makeup.

I want to fuck an elf!

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Pelinal does not approve.

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>well look at the Imperial City slicker with his fancy Paint Horse
>I got this for free at Weynon Priory!
>well pardon us Mr Suede Shoes
>I looted these off a beggar in Skingrad

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It's a joke, you jabroni.

>unwittingly becomes the jabroni
ya jabroni

You became the Nerevarine when you fulfilled the prophecy.

Nice squads, nerd. Was that CHIM too?

this is awful you can tell its fat bitches with their popfilter mics in their bedrooms singing off key

>single Orc mother w/ brood
B&R

how does one achieve CHIM ?

Reach a state of knowing your are in the dream of a godhead whilst simultaneously having the ego to say you are also individual. I am all and all are I. I being the secret syllable representing the tower, a wheel view from the side, the wheel being the universe

That’s to my understanding anyway

I WANT TO FUCK THAT THICC ORC MILF

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Cast the perfect almalexia.

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Should also add, to my understanding, that CHIM is like reaching 160bpm, and must be maintained

As vivec says, it’s like a juggling act

My n'wah!

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Sauce?

love this pic, they did a great job making everything feel alive

To realise that you dont exist and are but a dream, but at the same time have such a huge ego to say fuck it "I think therefore I am

>Those dumer cheering on their pall trying to pull the sword
>those dunmer thots
>that bosmer encouraging the Nord to go try the sword pulling
>Maiq in the background
>That fat bastard and his khajiit and argonian slaves
>That thicc orc

Comfy picture.