"Yo, nigga. Let me get that lean and mix it up with some of that grape drink ya feel me? Ya shake that up real good...

That's because there aren't any niggers in Britain, just black people.

cucked post

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Bumpers

right...

She's wearing a wig. She's bald, like 90% of black woman

Truly a better love story than sw?

thas rite biiiiihh

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Bumpin all black queen incel killa threads babe

>be Q
>see this nig
>have to prepare her a kit
Alright, Bondaniqua, I have here for you a Hennessey bottle that is almost indestructible, great for melee combat. A purse, that could hold all the items you will invariably steal, be them for the good of the mission on random shiny stuff. A crack pipe, laced and filled with the strongest rocks and PCP money can buy, ideal for a short energy burst after loitering for hours , chillaxing as you niggers say.
Last, but not least, your ride. I've managed to restore a 69' Impala, which comes with your own pimp chauffeur. At least we'll get some of the miney back when he pimps you for "informations "down Leicester and Portsmouth avenues.
Go forth, and may God save the Queen, because the joo who hired you certainly wouldn't

Is this real? Is this really real? They're making a negress james bond? Are you fucking kidding me?

Weird the more black women resemble white women the more attractive they become while it's the reverse with gorillas.

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Not with those painted on eyebrows

Try squinting your eyes.

>She's bald, like 90% of black woman
i had quite serious jungle fever until i learned this a few years back, i lost a part of me that day

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When black people put harmful chemicals in their hair to straighten it, it damages their hair.

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Only American hood niggas talk like this. No one else does. I've yet to meet a black person in canada who does.

they tend to avoid bathing when they do it too so it'll last longer making them smelly

This isn't even true.

Movies make these people think blacks talk like this all the time.

>t. Burger
At least make your satire on point and use colloquial urban UK patois

Black people bathe habitually. They don't wash the hair and try to keep it dry because blacks don't have as many oils in their hair as whites which means they don't obtain stink in their hair as easily as whites where dirt and grime gets stuck in white hair easier due to denser and damper hair.

Get your facts straight -t. blackie

Meant to say they don't wash their hair as often as whites. There isn't a need to. Less hair and less oil.

>Black people bathe habitually.
ahahahahaha nigga shaking up a bottle of malt liquor and spraying it at da clubb isn't bathing

ben garrison with explicit instructions to be as cruel as possible couldn't come up with something this bad
absolute YIKES

>Drank. Grape, not waddymelon.

It's 10x worse in real life. It's barely even speech.
t. Chicago resident

You clearly can't read well. I said they don't bathe because they want to keep the chems in their hair which causes them to smell bad. Just because your hair doesn't smell bad doesn't mean your pits and everywhere else doesn't

Black people clown each other over superficial looks and that includes how they smell. If you go around black people and smell, they will gladly and bluntly let you know. So this forces those who wish to conform to keep up on their appearance such as clothes and bathing habits. Those who don't are known as dusty and gross.

Whites either hang around blacks who hang out with whites often and don't get influenced by this culture of shame or I noticed that whites also seem to have an aversion to the smell
to skin moisturizers and hair products like coconut oil or shea butter and claim it stinks.

are you implying they dont?

Then why do they smell like shit all the time? Nigs smell awful worse than pajeets

You know you can bathe without getting your hair wet right? Ever heard of a shower cap or just taking care not to get water in your hair. This is what they do dummy.

>being so underage you don't even know the Dave Chappelle stand up bit

London hood nogs have a British version of murrican ebonics that is different but just as incomprehensible. Then there are the ones that fake a Nigerian accent on top of it. Fuck those in particular. Dunno about outside of London, probably not enough blacks to tell.

Because whites think shea butter or lotions stink or they hang out with 3rd worlders and rejected black ulcle toms who don't know how to wash their hair properly.

>Hello mam what can i get you this evening?
SUM MOAR DAT PURPLE DRANK

yeah maybe a small percentage of them you think the majority of nigresses know what a shower cap is

meant to say "wash their ass properly"

Yeah. Look up black hair care on youtube. There is a whole subculture of black women who talk about hair care and know a shit ton about hair care. So, I think quite a few know what a shower cap is.

>Double-0 Thirteen, report your status.

When you have bad hair, your options are to either accept and deal with it (not ideal for women), use a bunch of chemicals to keep it straighten, or keep your hair short/bald and just wear a wig. The wig is the easiest option

The percentage of blacks in British prisons is 407% higher than the overall black British population percentage.

so its just like he said, a small percentage?

it actually is, maybe not in america but pretty much everywhere else

I used to have to use public transportation to get around a lot in a vibrant and diverse multicultural city. Blacks always smelled the worst. Consistently. Poo in loos were a close second, though. Nothing motivates you out of the working class quite like having to stand next to that kind of stench every day.

Nope. Its indicative of more common routines in the black community. Again speaking as a black person with many female family members.

The biggest issue with black women are those relax their hair as it damages the hair in the process. But these days more and more black women are going "natural" and almost all black women I know have "natural" hair and with that comes a whole routine of care that you can easily find out about on youtube.

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Stupid ass nigga
You know damn well we dont bathe bitch ass

>Public transportation

So the poors. I've also taken public transportation and you're usually riding the bus with the lowest of htel ow

Gasp!
The script has been leaked!

>subculture
This implies there are a shitton of niggers who dont know what a showercap is lmao

Or braids.

*and everyone, even the jannies, clapped*

subculture relative to general american culture.

0/10

ok whitey

This...statistic doesn't make any sense.

Thats alot of stinky negros

Wow she sounds exactly like James Bond it's uncanny, next to Ariel she's the best casting choice

>I used to have to use public transportation
So you were among the poorest of the poors. Even the whites smell. Poor people tend to have poor hygiene.

Yes, though it was London, everyone uses the underground there. Even the poorest whites, whether they were Russian, French, English (very rare), etc, were usually able to keep a basic level of hygiene that seemed to elude blacks and Indians. Maybe it is just a race thing, we apparently smell like milk or wet dog or something like that to other races. Better than smelling like shit, at least.

All black people in the UK are niggers

pretty much the same post

>Again speaking as a black person with many female family members.
So the exception in the best case, not the rule.

I guess those are an option for young girls, or women who don't care about status and want to go for a Caribbean or African look. Not appropriate if you're higher status and want to be around whites.

I would say this is bait but a post this stupid can only come from a black.

>>white fragility is a myt...

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I see a lot of women with afros and afro puffs now.

They could have at the very least hired a qt black girl, but no

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Given the only thing being spouted here is anecdotes, I figure my anecdote is as good as anyone elses. Secondly, as a black individual who routinely hangs out with black people, I think they are worth a bit more.

Like I said, I've learned that whites think lotion and hair moisturizer stinks which I think is bizarre. They seem to think Shea butter is some mystical unexplained substance and think its the strangest thing when black people either put it on their hair or skin, aka using the product as intended, and seem repulsed by it. Blacks have drier hair and skin and require different care routines.

So, given the above, I've put little stock into what whites think about blacks hygiene as I've met a lot that are surprisingly ignorant because they think anyone who doesn't live life like they do is strange. Yet, I find many white's hygiene habits repulsive and they think is perfectly fine. Such as letting their dogs sleep in their bed and lick them in the mouth.

The power of clickbait. Though having her with the codename at all is probably a testing the waters kind of thing. Black-trans-disabled Bond will probably still happen in our lifetimes.

Why are braids seen as unprofessional? Too Afrocentric? They look way better than wigs.

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Wtf is wrong with you you piece of racist shit?
>"Yo, nigga. Let me get that lean and mix it up with some of that grape drink ya feel me?
LITERALLY no ONE talks like that in real life.

>Black fragility is a myt-
*posts the entirety of black twitter*

yeah, about that
youtube.com/watch?v=5VkBqqhG-fg&t=

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she is going to have the 007 code name in the film I guess

Most white bosses will tell a black worker to cut that shit off.

>Secondly, as a black individual who routinely hangs out with black people, I think they are worth a bit more.

Its really not, seeing as how blacks hang out at every corner and stink up the place so everyone has to experience it.

because nigger braids stink like shit and they look awful

Cope little person

>as a black individual who routinely hangs out with black people, I think they are worth a bit more.
Any white person that lives near blacks probably has to smell them just as much as you do.
>I've learned that whites think lotion and hair moisturizer stinks which I think is bizarre.
Whites use moisturizer and women use hair treatment shit all the time. If you only use Shea butter like a goddamn stereotype then maybe I can see why they think you're strange. Though you did invoke a stereotype of your own with the dog thing so maybe you really do live like that.

what are you guys talking about, why would they cut their hair to put in fake one lmao, you guys ar stupid.