Bob Lazar, Area 51 & Flying Saucers

I watched this horseshit after Rogan shilled it

>title references Area 51 despite the fact that Lazar didn't work there
>random clips and images sped up jarringly added to scenes for no reason - actually very distracting when Bob is trying to explain something
>shitty CGI clips with no relevance to the content
>unintelligible Mickey Rourke narration of meaningless lines of dialogue
>awful camerawork, e.g. Bob is drawing something to illustrate a point and no attempt is made to show what it is for a few minutes
>Super sekrit footage of conversation that got him raided is sped up so we can't hear it (why include it at all?)
>Completely inconclusive - despite agreeing to do this dickhead's documentary, Lazar won't talk about Element 115, which he presumably stole from the lab

This thing is like it was designed by Eddie Bravo after a joint, it's bizarre

Someone give me some better Ayyykino than this BS

I like Bob's 80s glasses though

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Also
>entire section on cloud chamber experiment
>no attempt made to explain what the experiment actually consists of or what it's trying to prove
>no mention of whether or not they're showing the footage or just some random shit as usual

It takes a special kind of retard to believe any of this

tfw no one believes you were abducted

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lucid dream

What about it don't you believe?

what happened

Mirage men is pretty good

Out Of The Blue is an old one from 2003 but its a lot more serious that that Amazon trippy shit

Tell us. We'll believe.