The entire season should have just been Steve...

PLEASE JUST POST THE WEBM

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING

>Ywn be trapped in a soviet base high on truth serum with her, forced into slightly perilous but comic shenanigans and forced body contact

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ah a man of culture I see

>robin will never spit in your face

not gonna lie, i felt real jealous when he spat in that russian general's face

>when Robin spat at the Russian commissar

I wonder how many takes it took to get it right haha

Steve is def based

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The mall plot was the only good part of the whole season. I originally thought that it was good as a b plot and the problem with the show was just that it had a shitty main plot and boring main characters but you're right, the whole show should just have been in the mall.

>Robin canonically did not change her socks for like a week

haha... what did they fucking smell like haha

seriously

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alright, just tell me what episode to watch that has the sailor girl

I doubt i care about the whole season, but I'll watch one episode. All i'm doing is getting drunk and watching star trek while skipping work again anyway

Somebody smart clear something up for me.

In the elevator, Steve starts peeing on the direct opposite side of the elevator that robin was on, literally Robin was in one corner, and steve started peeing in the other corner. But then robin says

>Can you please redirect your stream?

W-what did she mean by this?

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She's in all of them I'm pretty sure, but if you're going to watch one, you're going to want to watch the one where she is injected with a truth serum that makes her all loopy and giggly, and she spits directly in a russian soldier's face.

didn't work

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I don't remember which one user, it's one or two before the last one though

She is a dyke.

no she's my dyke

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I am too, fag.

can someone summarize season 3 for me in about two sentences
i don't feel like watching it

i think it's the 5th or 6th episode
show is not good but if you find sailor girl charming it's worth a watch imo

>when el closed the portal in s2, they forgot to send the spider monster back through the portal first, turns out it never left
>russians trying to reopen the portal under an american shopping mall to destroy america
>steve gets cucked by cute sailor girl
>billy dies
>el loses her powers
>monster dies, portal is closed, but russia still has a monster locked up

How does Billy die?
Did I hear Hopper died also?

Why did series 2 & 3 have fortnight colour grading? watch the trailer from series 1, its so much grittier/better

Infact, everything about series 1 was better, i cant get my head around how dogshit season 2 & 3 are. How did they fuck up this bad? It shouldve been a one season show like they originally intended. All of the mystery, innocence and wholesomeness was lost with 2 & 3.

And the constant usage of 80's music in 2 & 3 is just too much. Which was another great thing about the first series, 95% of the time they used their own original music. The directors themselves said with the first season the fact it was set in the 80's wasnt the main focus of the show, yet again, with 2&3 that went out of the window, and they seem to have caved into the nostalgia pill and fan service. Fuck

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I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

ya hopper died to, i forgot, and el went to live with wills family, and they moved away at the end.

billy was posessed by the monster, he was patient 0, (invasion of the body snatchers type scenario, hundreds in town posessed) but at the very end, when the monster was about to kill el (it was posessed billy and the giant spider trying to kill her), as hopper and wills mom turned off the russian portal gun which was keeping the portal open, billy was able to take control of his body and stop the spider from killing el but it killed him, but then the spider died too because the portal closed

yeah, exactly. I like color grading in the first season a lot.

>How did they fuck up this bad? It shouldve been a one season show like they originally intended.
Pretty much. S1 had a decent enough concept but there really wasn't much to stretch out beyond that without recycling material.
>"It's up to our plucky band of teens (?) and their family/friends to stop another invasion by nefarious entities from the Upside Down"

i agree with this

a bunch of kids infiltrating a secret russian base is so stupid, oh and somehow the kids are genius

thanks user

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The three make a good entertaining dynamic because though the group (2 of them) are sexy, sex can't ruin their triangle, all of them play a part without being a third wheel, it feels natural.

He got the typical tv show, assumed dead with no body and completely not shown on screen, totally not upside down or in a russian prison and not coming back in s4 sort of death.

i don't know man. just finished it, thought the whole season was mediocre, but goddammit the last 10 minutes fucking destroyed me i cant stop crying

if robin wasn't a lesbian, the new spin off of robin, steve, and muttboy wouldn't be good, beccause muttboy would be a thirdwheel, robin and steve would just want to fuck, but they all are virtuous and have respect for one another now after what they went through.

keep in mind that the duffer brothers were rejected about 14 times before getting to netflix so they had lots of opportunity to fine tune season 1
season 2 & 3 are the result of misinterpreting the positive response of season 1 so youve got more jokes more nostalgia bait and bigger monsters

That's weird, I watched it, and agree completely that I thought it was mediocre, it was okay, but I didn't have any emotional response, I didn't feel emotionally invested in any of the character's except robin and steve but they lived.

that's because no character in the entire season had an arc, and as a whole they regressed.

i dont know maybe its shit going on in my life but the whole friends leaving, lifes changing, having to move on thing was really well done i think, in comparison with the whole russian plot

In the last scene they literally said "not the american" when taking the prisoner.

It just left a horrible stain on the first season. Its always better to leave somthing as a 'what if' than do a bunch of shitty sequels.

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that's clearly bait, if it was meant to be him it would have been a more subtle clue, it can be any american.

>wagies
How is it a insult to have a job ?

I'd watch a season of Stranger Things set in 80s Russia with teenage Russian protagonists fighting the Upside Down monsters desu

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not impressed with your dick size

If your job is located in a mall there is a 99% chance it's a shit tier, minimum wage, bottom of the barrel retail or food service wagecuck position.

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Imagine the trio going to Kamchatka to save Hopper

>turns out the russian friend group has an American version of eleven (us gov has been doing same/similar experiments that russia was to create eleven)
>similar thing happened in a russian small town that happened here
>russian govt tried opening the portal there but they couldn't build stable underground infrastructure under siberian ice, thus they did it in the american small town where it happened

SEASON 4 STARTS
>the monster that russia still has and they were feeding, and is a bipedal (humanoid) turns out has the power to open portals at will
>portals start appearing all over both original portal sites (the small town in russia, and the indiana town)
>both friend groups lose 1 friend inside the portal
>both friends find their way out, but on the other side (russian friend in indiana, indiana friend in russia) (neither of them are the psychic ones)
>the russian government wisens up, kills the the thing by episode 2, the portals all close, and the next 8 episodes of the season are just both friend groups playing pranks on people in russia and in indiana

who is this tart?

They fucked up a lot of things this season but Scoops Troop were so fucking based I didn't mind having to sit through every other character being annoying as fuck to get to their scenes. And even though they'll be working in a video store in the future, I hope they keep the name.

HOW DO I GET A GF LIKE ROBIN?

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Be a lesbian

To be honest, S1 was also full of stupid shit, such as
>"Hey, I found this girl with shaved head, I don't know who she is and she's a bit scared but yeah, thanks for coming so soon and..."
>*Blam*

>Meanwhile hopper discovered a top secret facility sanctioned by the federal government, practically proving their involvement in this horrid experiment and rampage of the monster
>They just tranquilize him, take him home and, get this, put a one FUCKING BUG IN THE LAMP!

It's just a jump to the left.