Could a remake set in the 2010s work? Who would you cast?

Could a remake set in the 2010s work? Who would you cast?

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She’s have to be a stacked looking 14yo to show how much 14yos have changed since 50 years ago.

Idris Elba and Millie Bobby Browned

Why bother? Nobody could possibly touch Kubrick's.

For me, it's Zhenya Kotova.

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Yes

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Honestly just go find some stacked 22 year old, a lot of them look 14 nowadays

That's only because you focus on the stacked ones.

Most 14 year olds look like kids.

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giv zhezhe gf

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Kubricks is already surpassed by the 90s film though

she isn't 14 you retards

Me as the guy in the violent sex scene that isn't in the book

Cash me oussie howbouda?

I'm sorry, user, but she is already my wife :3

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12, whatever. Bitch young.

This literally looks like Russian propaganda.

I’d make it a twink instead for diversity. Probably cast Tom Holland as a mid teen, older than 11 obviously.

How does she look 40?

>how does she look 40
are you insane? that meme may fly with Millie but it's just plain absurd here

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You could make that in Europe and call it art and people would praise you for it.

>the 2010's will be over in 5 months
fucking hell

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>that nose
HOLY YUCK

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People go through puberty/ develop younger the better the times are, its literally in our DNA. Read it in 'Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind'

Why are there so many pedo threads?

Based reddit boomer nigger

Thanks. I’ll look into it.

what?

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It is not really a compling or great story.
The buzz runs on the taboo and contravery fumes but most people don’t actually care,
Ergo a Lolita movie would be a massive box office bomb.

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She's my Lolita.

Kubrick knew he could do better, which is why EWS is a partial remake

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After the movie she won't be Browned anymore.

very nice

Playing the long game, as always.

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It's literally one of the greatest novels of the 20th century, but the beauty is in the prose

That literally goes against the idea of what a "nymphet" is

What? She looks like a frumpy older woman on that photo, with that bad haircut and droopy nose.

and that's a good thing

everyone always comments that she looks younger than her actual age, you're the first user I've ever heard say she looks old, and 40 no less

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