Was Cameron an incel?

>good looking
>wealthy
>educated
this is the sort of guy who ends up fucking 8's-9's

Plenty of guys graduating high school as virgins before social media.

What movie

>socially retarded
>inferiority complex

>good looking

Thats perfectly normal, what isn't normal are masses of 20 somethings being virgins.

Breakfast Club

Cameron isn't a 20 something though.

spider man 3

>Being best friends with Ferris
I think it's implied they are childhood friends and that Cameron is not as popular as Ferris.

When Cameron was in Egypt’s land

Let my Cameron goooooooooooooo

>tall
>good bone structure
>slouches shoulders but easily rectified if he's conscious of it
He's just waiting for "The Right One (TM)"

there's a convincing theory that Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination

Go back to r3dd1t.

no, it's only convincing to low iq watchmojo viewers.

Yes but it's implied at the end that he's going to fuck Sloane while Ferris watches.

>dude want to come with me and my girlfriend on a romantic roadtrip
>you can sit in the back it'll be fun
Ferris is a piece of shit

no hes just an introvert with a dick best friend

Ferris doesn't exist

No.

you mean a theory Spoony covered like 10 years ago

It's called tough love. Ferris saved him from a lifetime of cuckoldry. He literally turns to the camera and tells you this, so it's pretty hard to miss.

Whoa really makes you think, excellent point of view how do I upvote you?

It'd be really hard to get laid if you're caught driving a piece of shit like this, amirite?

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Some Kind of Wonderful

This dude should've trained his neck and he would look amazing

Fuck off you piece of shit pseud

>good looking
>wealthy
>educated

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the only thing that's pseudo here is Ferris.

In fairness, they never said it was a new theory.

>Ferris saved him from a lifetime of cuckoldry
Depends on how he actually reacts to daddy coming home and finding a totaled Ferrari.

He has a fucked up nose and dick sucking lips

At least he's not a murderer like Ferris Beuler

The sandlot

I have a feeling that Ferris' life was going to take a horrible turn the following morning. Either Cameron was going to be murdered in the night or he'd get an ass-beating that would only stop once he named Ferris as a conspirator. Cops are called, lawyers are hired, and Rooney is vindicated.

The Talented Mr Ripley

Thabks

Take that fucking back

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he doesn't get to drive it though. have you even seem the movie?

MUH INCEL

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Have sex.

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trash taste in movies

Ferris manages to convince Cameron that he's given him an opportunity to confront his father over the way he's been treated when really all he's going to do is trying an come up with an excuse for being weak willed enough to let Ferris talking him into taking his dad's car.
It's a classically beta male stance but I do think that Ferris is only ever looking out for himself.

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Just tell the freaking movie

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

trash taste

"...I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. I've caught Cameron taking a ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear." - Ferris Bueller

Everything Ferris does is to help Cameron snap out of his depression. He tells the audience this, that time is running out and if something doesn't change he's going to be a spineless wimp for the rest of his life.

>trusting the eternal Bueller

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>all those fillings
Who knew 8 year old's jizz was so bad for your teeth?

i dont get it

High school of the dead

oh sweetie, no

^ these are correct

He was a hapa manlet, that’s all he had to be.

Ferris even says cameron is gonna marry the first girl he fucks, watch the movie again user im not kidding

we know

implying that faggot wouldn't be balls deep in A grade pussy once he grew up

Yeah, and sans undertale is Steven (Universe ) after not surviving

Literally only his autism kept him from getting any pussy, wouldn't be surprised if a few girls were interested in him but he just didn't notice because he was too busy chasing literal 10/10 blonde Staceys

he was a high schooler. if he hasn't gotten laid by 20 he's an incel.

Have sex

16*
ftfy

The zoomer menace is real

Who?

*12

Why should people know this terrible movie?

sneed

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Bait zoomer

>Narcissistic behavior to cover up his extreme inferiority complex
>Unironic autism
>Manlet
>Dyel
>Probably retarded
No user, he was doomed from the start

You don't even know what the movie is retard zoomer

Come on man, this is embarrassing

You're talking about a future Enterprise captain, fuckers.

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Ebony BBW scat compilation 5

I do though. Only an amerimutt can relate to this terrible movie.

If you know the movie, stop asking for what the name of it is zoomer retard

30 years and still in HS. My hero.