Who /drunk/ here?

i have a legit problem lads

drunk as hell, just ended it with my furry best friend because their friend polluted our discord by talking like a retard lwik dis und dis and dat non-stop because they're obsessed with promoting their mental illness as an identity, and they're all laughing at me for not entertaining it and leaving the server so I don't have to read one more iota of their garbage, so fuck her fat tranny ass

Working on it.

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I'm also running low on booze.

You and me both. I cant seem to go more than 3 days without drinking.

me motherfucker me
chillin in bed with my bf, dont give a fuck, on vactation on my hard earned dollars
life is good

There's nothing wrong with having a few drinks while enjoying some quality kino.
It's when you start drinking while browsing Yea Forums that you have a problem.

OP here. While i may not be a furry I happen to like them they are wholesome and i know plenty of them. Granted if its in your face all the time it can be annoying af.
Nice Bonus points if ur a faggot /bi/ here.

damn bro that fucking sucks, i feel kinda bad

I'm about to light up a cigar with my rum although all i have is a fucking blowtorch.

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Almost drunk.
My body's too fucked to get properly drunk.

I just watched the new Hellboy and I'm already sobering up again.
It was an okay movie, I guess. It was really weird how the asian guy looked the part of the comic character, but the movie character was just like that fag with the sword from alita. And that nigger-ginger shit. fuck that.
It must be weird being a cgi professional and having your work defaced by some ten year old with photoshop.

Fuck. I don't think I'm going to get my drunk back. I guess I'll just listen to music until I can sleep.

nite nite teevee.

Sounds boring. Quitters never win.

They're not wholesome. They post porn in your DM while drunk and then insult you on top of it. I just came off a very toxic cruise experience with my family, so I'm done with all the bullshit in my life. This fat furry tranny fuck doesn't give a fuck about me or what I go through with my senile father or mental illness except as a curiosity and the only reason I've stuck around this long is because I went to high school with them.

op here never did watch the new hellboy but i feel like im not missing much

Chugging chardonnay like middle class trash

op here ive had a glass and a half of captain morgan and im close to getting blackout i think.

I quit as well. I was starting to lose my mind to full alcoholism. Drinking everyday 24-32 beers a day, basically 24/7. The DTs were hell I should have probably gone to detox. I'll be at 7 months in a few weeks.

Yeah, I went 6 months sober but fell off. Was only drinking beer for a while but eventually got back to spirits. I'm kinda tired of it and don't really enjoy it after all these years but just can't stop.

Cringe. Imagine thinking you're close to blackout drunk while still being able to type normally. Imagine thinking one and a half glasses of rum can get you blackout drunk

Dubs and I will text my ex

>get blackout drunk
>best sleep ever
>sleep for only 4-6 hours
>feel better than any other day sleeping 8+ hours when I wake up

guess I can't complain, never had a hangover except one time from some shitty wine

You can totally type normally while blackout drunk. See .

Give the AA big book a read, there's a free PDF online. If you find you relate to it you can always pop into a meeting

Not him but I've been able to make perfectly coherent posts whilst on the verge of blacking out. I was proper gutted like.

op here once again.... the last time i got blackout drunk it was 2 red solo cups of fireball. So by comparison im of the thinking im close but who knows perhaps i have a higher tolerance now

Who else has been drunk since they woke up?

Don't do it. Drunk texting NEVER EVER leads to good results and you know this.

I wish I was.

GF is on holiday for a week in a couple of days. Should I see family or do I have a week-long session of cocaine, alcohol and Yea Forums.

But I miss her

furries belong in the gas chamber tbqh

The fact that I have quit for extended periods tells me I can do it on my own. I honestly just need to exercise greater will power and just say, "no".

Get your life together. Being an alcoholic isn't cool

My side feels like it’s about to explode. How close am I to dying? Will I suffer?

op here I absolutely hate cocaine because it cancels out alcohol entirely fuck that shit unless youre doing it without booze its worthless.
Damn I almost wish i had your level of alcoholism but then again i drive for a living so maybe not.

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That's a lot of liquor to drink straight like that. You need to get glass tumblers and pour about a finger's width if you're drinking straight liquor. Think of each finger like one can of beer and space it out. Otherwise you're gonna drink too much too fast and you're gonna have a bad time.

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Lads I just started watching the series and already got to the part where Peggy becomes fat. Is there hope for me in the world for me as I go ahead or....?

I wanna fuckin die comvince me to post the VLC link

Fuck off cunt

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You know how drinking impairs your better judgement and you are aware of this right now? Go ahead and ignore that voice. YOLO :DDD

alcohol is a kino addiction tho

And texting her while drunk will not bring her back and will more than likely make things worse. Really if you text her while drunk you will just give her another valid reason why she dumped you. She will tell her friends and any mutual acquaintances that you texted her while drunk.

>imagine thinking coke and alcohol dont go together
you're autistic, and you've done coke maybe once in your life, maybe

i can only drink or do drugs with friends. doing that shit alone is just a waste IMO. it's a social thing for me.

post it fag

I think about life in terms of AI, sometimes you get stuck in a local minimum and need a push in either direction to make progress

Fair, last time I drunkenly poured my heart out to her she screenshotted me and left me on read

Drank half a bottle of warm gin

Chased it with a rockstar now I'm just laying here shitposting and wishing for death

Checked

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>Fair, last time I drunkenly poured my heart out to her she screenshotted me and left me on read
Lol same thing happened to me and she wasn't even my ex, just some girl I had a fling with. This was like last week too and Idk what she's done with that screenshot

I've discovered true knowledge: Humanity can only progress after great tragedy. If we truly want to improve the world, we must hope for as much death and destruction as possible

g o o d
n i g h t

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I drank on tuesday, thursday and friday, I gave a break today and spent the whole day sleeping

I'm the first guy. You know what? Let me direct your life for a few minutes as a stochastic process. If she took a screenie she's sharing it with her friends or her blog and laughing at you. Fuck that cunt, delete her number.

Me! Whatup nigga

>drinking alcohol

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what the fuck are you still doing here?
also, how did you stop?

I can't delete her, I still want her

Best of luck to you and for me no amount of willpower could stop the obsession and then the craving once I picked up the first drink. The craving dominated all my other affairs once I put booze in my buddy and by the end of my drinking career it was no longer fun and I was basically becoming delusional and it was all depressing every time.

DUDE ALCOHOLO LMAO

IM FUCKNIGGGG HAMMERED BROOO

BRO IM NUMB FROM THE PAINB

The last time I drank a bottle of gin I threw up all over my friend's gf's firepit at 4 in the morning. Thank god it was raining. Also nice digits.

I'm drinking sour mash whiskey, 80 proof. Godspeed, anons.

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>turning 26 in august
>don't have a drivers license
>only have an AS degree
>don't have a job
Fuck

americanaddictioncenters.org/alcoholism-treatment/wet-brain

Well you're at a stable equilibrium and you need a push. She's not going to get back with you. Are you too self destructive to do yourself a favor?

>only have AS degree

you're gonna make it normie

lol faggots omegalul

That's a good way of putting it. Deep down I believe I use her and my breakup as an excuse to self destruct

Who /crossed/ here?

I'm and it was on Snapchat. The moment I saw the dreaded "has screenshotted" notification I paniced and deleted that entire snapchat. I can probably deny it was me because there's no mutual friends between her and I that could definitively state that it was my snapchat handle.

Thc is much more comfy lads
Don’t fall for the liquid jew

Cocaine without alcohol makes me anxious. When drunk cocaine is incredible.

>people ITT who don't realize that we aren't attempting to glorify alcohol but are illustrating the destructive effects

Allowing myself nine beers after a week on O'Douls after shitting blood again. Will schedule a doctor appointment on Monday.

Different user but I went to an IOP at my local VA, then I got extremely active in AA. I dont regret it a bit because I had really completely lost my life to drinking, now I'm getting my sanity/life back day by day. I'm still here because this is the only place on the web I hangout, /k/ /g/ and Yea Forums

This is the new DUDE WEED. And im so glad.
Been having straight captain here. Also op here.

Normally however i drink straight Canadian Club like Don Draper.

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Enjoying my ice cold gin alone in my apartment. This is when the depressive thoughts start pouring in

LE'TS GO GET DRUNK MAN

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One of my favorite activities is to get blackout and see what posts I made and inevitably what bans I have. Usually they involve boring shit from triggered tranny jannies citing "racism" lately but sometimes I get fun ones.

beta reddit nonsense, nobody gives a fuck if you miss the fat high school slut you lost your virginity to

I hope so. I need to delete instagram because all it does is make me feel bad that people I went to high school with have good lives and good careers and have started families.

She wasn't fat, she was easily an 8/10 and she cooked for me

working on it
>got rejected by two different women today

one was on vacation so she didn't personally get to say no to a date until today. ... a week after i asked.

the other did date me and is leaving town forever because there's nothing here for her. even though we live in a big city and she's moving to a small town.

I hope another earthquake rapes you in California so you can stop shilling thc

Are you a 53 year old upper-middle class burnt out housewife? Yuck, wine gives me the nastiest hangovers and disgusting mouthfeel the next day.

Op once again here with cocaine hate. Ive only tried coke twice but the second time ruined it. Literally drinking captain morgan all night several shots in. One little white line completely sobered me up off the booze. I was fucking pissed wanted a refund for all the booze i drank because it was fucking pointless. Never again will i combine booze and coke.

Me personally, I believe that us humans are so weak that the only sure way to remove a bad habit is to get rid of the source of temptation.

18, staying with parents for the summer. Yeah, wine is the worst for your stomach, I just chug water and eat bread / salted meat.

When I'm by myself I like listening to really hype shit like hardcore/thrash. What do you /liquorbros/ do when they're alone drunk?

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it isnt the 1960s anymore
you dont look like Don Draper while drinking alcohol

so many posts are about wanting to die and being depressed/ruined and these tards are still saying "stop spreading muh degeneracy"
they just want to be angry about something

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To simply flee a demon does not kill it

>tfw just pounded 2 tall cans and texted ex while watching 40 Year Old Virgin

an 8/10 to you maybe, be honest you know she was a 3/10 to everyone else and got a huge boost because she paid attention to your clearly lonely, desperate ass.

who gives a shit if she cooked for you? holy fuck are you actually in high school.

you should text her right now, tell her exactly how you feel and learn a lesson, either way stop posting this inane beta shit

What do you even think blackout drunk means, because it sure as hell doesn't mean what you think it means. It's not when the memories are vague or patchy, it's when there's a multiple hour period where the memories are completely gone and you have absolutely no idea what happened. That's an extreme stage of drunkenness where you wouldn't even be able to concentrate hard enough to read text on your screen or make coherent posts.

That reminds me, I gotta make a Jodelle thread. It's still technically Saturday here... See you guys later, I got a bad feeling the janny will pop up as soon as I make it.

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i know that and i look a million times worse, but being sober didn't fix anything at all.

Why chardonnay? There are tons of other good wines to chug like pics related.

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Are you saying that pounding tall boys doesn't make me look classy? Color me surprised.

I get why you might assume that first part, but just trust me when I say that that isn't the case. And yeah, I'm extremely lonely, and I feel disconnected from people, so having someone cook for me was a level of intimacy that I found really gratifying. I get criticizing me, but you seem to have jumped to a level of hatred that just isn't rational

why are alcoholics so class conscious?

If you locked a reformed opioid addict for an indefinite period of time in a room with a bunch of heroin, they'd eventually crack. Our wills can be strong, but they are not infinitely powerful.

2 steel fortys deep got a third one in the fridge battling to save it for tommorow.

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The 60s was literally the best time period leave me alone faggot.

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>isn't rational
>on 4clan
>in a thread for drunks

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We live in a society

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I hope VR gets better and more widespread so I can go to virtual bars with frens. Real bars are shit since libs ruined them by banning gambling, smoking, and having 17 cop cars waiting outside to hand you a DUI. I want the atmosphere.

I shitpost here and other places while blackout drunk. It's definitely possible. There is such a thing as muscle memory, user. Wonky as it may be when you're fucking blitzed out of your gourd.

That's part of what makes it so great. Imagine. You're out at a club. You've had too much to drink. You're borderline about to make an idiot out of yourself by being too drunk. You go to the toilet and take some cocaine. Suddenly OH YOU'RE BACK BABY TIME TO KEEP THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY GOING BACK TO THE BAR WHERE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THIS JOINT I'M GONNA' TAKE HER BACK TO MINE AND FUCK HER NOW IT'S A PARTY. You see? It's fucking great.

Hey man, that's tough and I'm sorry to hear that kind of misfortune for ya. Good luck I hope your able to take care of it. I very much know the feeling of continuing to do something you know and see is directly hurting you. The human condition can be very grave like that. For this kind of feeling I've found solace in the works of Albert Camus if that peaks any interest.

This why do you think i just drink alone in my room now.

I haven't smoked for 5 years but damn I love the smell of cigarettes. Being at a bar or pub, that smell compliments the atmosphere. Too bad it's banned everywhere in North America (except maybe the deep south...?)

>expecting a drunk person to have reasonable expectations
You played yourself

i just substitute that with cytube but I feel yah way to fucking expensive and retards abound.

Look i understand the second wind theory completely but god i would rather just be trashed during that time than make a comeback for the most part. Sobering me up wasnt apart of the grand plan. OP here once again.

damn there's some rough shit ITT but I know you're all good dudes deep down

We both know that third 40 won't survive the night. The game was rigged from the start.

Sounds like you are having kidney pains. Stop drinking

I drank a whole gallon of this shit during college, stumbled out onto my stairway/balcony outside my apartment ( i lived on the fourth floor) and puked down the side of the apartment building. I basically painted the stairs, railings, and buildings siding every level all the way to the parking lot bright red/purple. I liked the landlord so I woke up early the next morning (with the worst hangover I've ever had) and scrubbed it clean on all 4
floor levels.

Fuck that wine.

Thanks user

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Each to their own, but I do I enjoy being a motherfucking alpha-male sometimes and cocaine is basically a cheat-code to allowing that. I strut around like a fucking celebrity and do whatever the fuck I want when I've taken some cocaine.

some tallcans and tacos
broke til next friday wew

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/here/
im bored of everything
only the juice can make me alive any more

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Been there. You gotta do what you gotta do, user.

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user I've seen coke fuck up friends of mine be careful bro

always my nigga I just woke up like 2 hours ago and have to work manual labor in 4 hours and am getting drunk right now (was drunk when I woke up though)

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i am drunk. I am sad about a girl. it hurts

Cytube is a glorious Yea Forums extension i need to use it more often fuck its great when you have literally nothing better to do.

Me except I'm 34, didn't finish any of my degrees and still pay some attention to politics

saturday night on Yea Forums man we all know that feel

Pussy

>that pic

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Based.

On my 4th beer while patiently waiting for my dl of last action hero to be completed

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here is what I'm actually drinking tonight, it's that good shit

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>going to uni in fall after quitting community college to be neet and get fucked up every day for a couple years
kinos for this feel?

I didn't know such a niggerish drink existed

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If true good for you and God bless

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the fact that her cooking meant so much to you means you clearly have some kind of mentally ill association going on with your mom. let me guess, she was distant? you're obsessed with this girl because she was a mommy surrogate to you.
>hatred
do you think that everyone who doesn't like you hates you? do you think everyone who is mean to you on the internet is emotionally invested?

That's how it goes bro

NEET since 18, 25 now
the worst thing is having the drive to do better but its been so long that my body is basically destroyed and i cant do fuck all even if i want to

get out while you still can youngfags

Yuck

Went in to work for 3 hours until a customer cancelled. Now I'm on my third michelob ultra and just popped an indica cannabis oil caplet.

Maybe you're right

ba dahn da doo doo do dahn
SOLO!
widddlly wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bah ba dum do do do dahn
widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly weeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhn

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>all the taps turned towards the camera
At least AMC tried to be subtle

it's become a stupid white girl saying, but Carl is my spirit animal

This guy fucks.

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On my 7th beer. I have no trouble stopping at my second beer but hey it’s a Saturday night why would I? Should I go for that BA In philosophy? Let me know in the comments below and don’t forget to like comment and subscribe

Vikings (the first 2 seasons) are better than the last half of Game of Thrones
Also better than a good bit of the first half frankly
fight me I'm drunk

do it bro a college degree can do a lot for you, I'm going for a BS in public policy myself

yeah.....yeah i wrote that

Mate it really doesnt take much to be better than the last half of game of thrones. All about the first half.

I’m 26, I have so many credits I’d be done with my BA in two years if I went back and I’d be going back debt free as well. Philosophy is one of the few things I enjoy on this planet and would love to be a teacher one day

>Should I go for that BA In philosophy?
if you have training in something that can actually get you a job go for it, if not don't. I have a degree that can get me a job but i fucking hate it so work shitty jobs that anyone could get not sure wtf to do. Might just kms. Anyway, try to think of something you could go to school for that you might not exactly 'like', but that could work out for you and not make you miserable.

>All the cunts here talking about how it's Saturday night
>It's Sunday afternoon for me and just had my first drink
Might use one of my sick days tomorrow. I'm borderline sick anyway.

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Damn that's a nice setup. I'm getting ready to be a sophomore at 22. If you're in a big city there are probably a lot of teaching gigs

40 year old drunkard watching the good version of the transformers G1 DVD collection, fuck life and fuck trump!

>If you're in a big city there are probably a lot of teaching gigs
kek

Studying for my comptia A+ now, I just know I’ll hate working in IT and just want a fulfilling job one day like teaching high school retards. What’s your degree? Please don’t kys

Honestly what day of the week it is kinda looses all meaning when you don't have a schedule.

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Liked and subscribed

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I don't watch transformers but I am an Yea ForumsCHAD and am watching the New Japan Pro Wrestling G1 pro rasslin event from earlier

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one of these is a guy right

Hey you lesbian how do you like the field of public policy? I've entertained the idea of going for an MPP to get a 'professional' job but I don't know, I'm jaded from my last degree and think college does fuck all in many circumstances.

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why do I get suicidal after a few drinks

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based a true drunkard here

I'm a straight dude but it's alright, I'm really just pursuing it with the goal of going to law school later

This is common among young people. Get's much worse the older you are.

K well just don't get your black ass raped by student loans

I only drink socially and have never drank alcohol on my own

I’m drunk as shot and trying to finish AC7 and this game sucks dick

Business Management, have a lot of experience at job doing accounting shit and a lot of work with loans (student loans mostly) and general finance, also corporate pricing. Took a lot of accounting classes, no accounting degree but could easily get a minor with maybe 8 credits or so. Just don't want to. And not going to do it anytime soon just seems inevitable, for a long time even when shit seemed okay. Going to work at a golf course in a few hours, got a 1350 on my SATs lol, Deans list every semester, and doing this bullshit a high school kid can do because working in an office makes me want to an hero. Although the people at these jobs are way more BASED than office people. I can play golf for free. I don't play golf I just worked at courses before and know how to use the equipment and do most of the shit. Working 6 days a week for under $10 an hour when you got 98+ percentile on every standardized test ever always feels a bit surreal though.

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I stopped at Black Flag. AC doesn't deserve yearly releases. Fuck UBISOFT.

Missing out. I’m the happiest when I get drunk by myself. Is that a problem? Yes it sure is don’t get me wrong. Sober I’m a shitty person worrying about dumb shit like not being buried in the same graveyard as my parents when I did in 60 years and 3 AM existential crisis where I pace around my apartment for hours listening to The Cure. This is the only time I’m happy. Thanks for reading

you think that’s funny do you? i will rape you where you stand you son of a bitch

holy fuck I couldn't get through a 5th (unlike tonight) of this thread while this faggot OP couldn't stop announcing his presence like some redditor nigger. thanks for ruining a good thread you pondsucking scum piece of shit garbage cuck

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I don’t mean to be a dick at all, but did you know almost 1/5th of college grads have the same degree as you?
Ace combat man. Also odyssey is great

AC1 and black flag are the only good ones. Good choice user.

2 bottles of wine posting in
My friend is passed out on the floor in the kitchen

Alcohol is a depressant and you're already depressed

y'all sell party liquor on sundays?

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Should I fuck them?

Based
We also took soma and some dabs as well

I’m at work :(

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I've had 4 space dusts

On my 7th now

I didn't really care, I graduated like 15 years ago and growing up basically every teacher and adult just said to get a college degree in almost anything and you'd get a good job when I was growing up. Probably true when they were kids and most people didn't go to school. Anyway, don't worry about being a dick nothing any user could say that would make my life any fucking worse.

Nah bro dont fuck him hes been through enough

Alcohol and coke are like the yin and yang of recreational drugs.

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I still have a glass of wine to finish but in sloshed bros

It seems to me that if you just buy your Sunday liquor on Saturday the whole thing becomes a non-issue.

drank 650ml of vodka yesterday fell asleep in my clothes again, still feel drunk even after 9 hours sleep

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INCONVENIENT

Just turned 21. I'd like to try alcohol and drugs, but I'm afraid I'd like them too much, and then I'd become even more directionless in life.

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My parents have said the same to me as well user. I do hope life gets better for you soon user. Would you ever go back to school for accounting? Shit pays well I’ve heard. You’re obviously smart, could you find a job that would help pay for school? Besides that, How else has life been for you?

>made good on the Jodelle thread
Nice.

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I have 3/4th of a 750ML of Colville left. But I had a bowl of Velveeta Skill Dinner(philly cheese steak) for dinner, along with some spinach. If I want even a solid buzz, I'd have to drink the whole thing.
Should I go for it, /alc/, or just wait until tomorrow and d a y d r i n k

Before I went back to Uni, I just binged a bunch of Indie college comedy stuff that seemed fine to calm the anxiety that came with going back to school after a sabbatical.

I've never smoked cigs and never will but genuinely love the smell. Hate that it's even banned at outdoor restaurants, where it's the best.

>Would you ever go back to school for accounting?
no, I've had lucrative enough accounting and business jobs, has not much to do with money. I recently got certified to teach English overseas but during the classes I realized it was nothing like I expected and am not going to do it.
>How else has life been for you?
getting some more opiates this week to forget about life so not too bad, hope you're doing okay too user

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YOu can always just have one dude

>opiates

That's pretty degenerate. Might as well get some h and do yourself in

You must be drunk bro

God put opium poppy pods on earth for a reason user

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Yes I am god bless

I just started on a 6 pack. Woke up very hungover so I will try to not overdo it tonight. I had a fifth / day habit years ago and managed to dial it back to normalfag levels but I still lose control occasionally. I imagine I'll give it up permanently at some point.

its been 30 posts since ive responded to anything keep up faggot.

get up to 1.75L a day ($14 per 1.75L Canadian swill) and a handful of xanax bars and still don't sleep user. GET ON MY LEVEL

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How does that not kill you? Liver failure is at your door, my friend.

I love bing drinking but Xanax is where I cross the line. Not that user btw

If you still get into pissing contests about how much your drink you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Same with drugs.

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hello fellow drunk anons what will your order be?
I'm not sure I feel like I'm dead sometimes. My bigger question is how I don't get fucking tired what the fucking fuck, fucking bullshit

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I dont have a job anymore, Im quickly loosing money and I dont know what I want to do with my life. Cheers lads

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Got a good buzz going off some tall boys and a couple 8.4% beers. Currently watching Live PD. Thinking of jerking off and drinking a few more. Dubs and I'll do it. Singles and I'll still do it.

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My mans having a good night

i have a job and I'm losing money about to stop smoking weed and get a job at a factory (kek) but start smoking weed again after I get the piss test

You have two options, if you're a skill-less loser.
>become a tranny. Losing weight is free and you can get desperate losers to pay for your hormones
>spic labor. Everywhere is hiring, since its summer

God fucking damnit
I crashed 6 hours ago, just woke up tired from shit sleep and already feel like drinking more

I'll be drinking tomorrow so start a thread then and I'll join you, user

This is the last day
Tomorrow I stop drinking for good
Please God make it so

I have to work at 5:30am US EST and I'm still drinking let's go user, btw I'll update if I get fired

Get a job at UPS. 13 an hour with benefits after 9 months. Part time and paid every week, tons of daily overtime. Basically paid to work out for 4 to 5 hours.

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it is the best hangover cure tho

UPS starts at $13/hr now? Package handling? Where the fuck are you? Pretty sure it's like $9 here at the most.

13 everywhere, starting. Union contract passed a few months ago.

how do you fellas get anything done? i guess exercise is out of the question.

no shit, damn I might go check that shit out, union applies to part time handlers?

No thanks mate. Like I said I'm pretty much a normie now, 10+ beers on weekend night is a "crazy" evening for me. I don't miss the old way.

Drinking by myself and trying to kms isn’t a priority anymore, just something to think about when I’m bored. I started to lift (350lbs for 5x5 on DL today). Do you have a job my guy?

lol nigga I'm drunk as fuck right now and have to work in 2 and half hours with a backpack blower + picking up logs + digging a trench
stop being a pussy dudes have been doing this for millennia
do you think WW2 and WW1 were fought sober niggas used to get booze in their rations before everyone became a faggot

me, and im finally drunk enough to consider making a youtube channel.
the biggest problem is that i dont have any friends and would like to do a podcast sort of thing.

I was a full time table games dealer making $23+ an hour and quit last November. I have a few thousand left, but I know I could always get a job at another casino somewhere else.

Become a dealer if you live in a state that allows gambling.

Can somebody make a tier list of all the recreational drugs?

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lmao you fucker imma wait till 6 am atleast.

switched from drinking to speed 2 months ago to get my weight down.was probably better off on the bottle

you're a genius user, holy shit
thank you I don't know why I didn't think of this before

Yeah, but you're basically untouchable after a few months, unless you're a total idiot. They also cut us a bonus 100 bucks a week through the peak season last year, so that was an extra 1000 for me. There are also desperate for drivers, so you can become one in like 6 months, and make like 30+ an hour, plus overtime.

Fuck yeah I live in Reno

why not become a professional gambler?
you already know the tricks that come with the trade.
Gambling has always been appealing to me but I could never risk a paycheck on a roll of the dice

Me famygdala
I went to some clubs to pick up chicks and ended up hanging out with some new bros, and now I'm waiting for my inebriation to wear off so I can go home

>TOP
weed
ketamine (and deschloroketamine)
LSD (and lysergimide analogs)
2C-B
a-PVP
a-PHP
MDPV
oxycodone
u-47700
benzos
poppy pods
MDA
>next
shrooms
DMT
2C-B-FLY
6-APB
5-APB
hydrocodone
MDMA
PV7
escaline
>whatever
weed concentrate cartridges
kratom

after that who cares, although there are hundreds more drugs I've tried I don't care to list them or think about it because drunk

From my experience dealers were always low life shitheads or low level cunning salarymen, never in the middle. I always enjoyed the honest ones.

>Saturday night
>manage to go to sleep early
>if I manage to be tucked in before 24:00, I sleep well; if not, I go to bed at 06:00
>wake up by the sound of the phone ringing; it's dad and it's past midnight
>"heyo user I got Alexander's email and it's ready"
>"w-who's Alexander?"
>"your cousin twice removed from Australia; in fact, he's right here, wanna talk to him?!"
>"I'm sleeping" I mumble
>"oh, uh, yeah, whatever" *hangs up*
>start realizing what happened
>remember mom told me he was gone for hours and went to meet some cousins from Australia
>start feeling rude for not talking to the guy; he's 19, I'm 22
>realize I came off as an asshole
>anxiety comes back
>sleep ~06:00
>mom calls me this morning
>it's my Birthday; am a friendless KHV
>asks why I sound so bad, say I didn't get much sleep
>ask 10 dollars to buy a simple burger, because I've already wasted money from the 400 I had saved this past year due to cutting on eating; get told no
>"hm, whatever, here's your dad"
>"hey, happy birthday, hmpf"
>"good morning, thanks"
>"you gon' study, right?" answe "yeah" and he closes the phone
>get up, realize it's only the first of 6 or so daily phone calls where I'm reminded that I fucked up, I should've listened to my mother and all that
>it always ends in the same fight, the same words, wherupon whenever I bring up how their mistakes led me here, I'm always told "the past is the past"
>mom calls after 20 minutes, tells me I sound "depressed", and should "fix it"
>open the door and hear the upstairs neighbors having a party
>suddenly the leftover scotch is looking real juicy
Look, I know I'm not a good person, or nothing special. I'm just tired of day in, day out being called and being reminded that I'm sort of ungrateful, useless fuck. I didn't choose to abandon my school and be put here. I didn't choose any of the laundry list that's happened to me. I don't call them to blame them, so why are they doing it to me? I just... I'm tired of this...

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Way to be safe, my man. Fuck club roasties.

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>why not become a professional gambler?
The only professional gamblers are some poker players. I have dealt for 3 years and 8 months. There is no plan outside of card counting or cheating that will make anybody consistently win at table games, and even then, one might still lose and/or get banned from every casino in the state.

Unless one is an amazing poker player, there is no point in becoming a "professional" gambler. Even the gamblers who hit big on Baccarat, Blackjack, Craps, or Roulette throw that shit away at another casino.

Other dealer coworkers had gambling problems, which is hilarious to me. You work 30+ hours of week, taking tens of thousands from dummies, and then you blow your paycheck at another casino. Why? Buy some booze and save some money.