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Episode 9 Offical Poster
Kayden Morales
Brayden Ross
Palpatine not a ghost?
Josiah Clark
Also white lightsabers on the bottom
Jack Bell
No one's ever really gone.
Easton Rogers
There's no way that's a real poster, fake as fuck.
Ryder Roberts
Confirmed on instagram. Merchandise just started leaking.
Jacob Stewart
>Sheev has two left hands
WHOA!
Sebastian King
*inhales deeply*
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brayden Price
Palpatine and the fat chink are on the poster. They must really be desperate.
Evan Bennett
Can anyone make a shoop of how the chinese poster will look like? You know what I mean.
Adam Brooks
lots of characters from that older leaked poster are gone in this
Aiden Flores
Where's the Chink version with the colored boy shopped out?
Nolan Garcia
So the two dudes face is covered up but Reys is out full frontal. Tell me you dweebs see the problem with that as well
Brayden Gray
Ahsoka is above the “A”
Jayden Cruz
Now do the Chinese version
Liam Ramirez
where's the Luke slug
Angel Gonzalez
>introduce knights of ren and kill them off in the same movie
what a waste
you can tell JJ always intended them to be built up in Ep8 but I guess johnson fucked him on that
Elijah Garcia
Don't care
Logan Richardson
Looks the same as every other Star Wars poster...
Camden Cox
>mfw
Mason Sullivan
Q U A D J U M P A H
Nolan Nguyen
I didn't think they could get Daisy Ridley to look any more disgusting, but I was wrong.
Luis Barnes
C3P0 has the fucking bandolier. Its all true.
Noah Myers
No one's ever really gone
Robert James
>last movie of the trilogy
>better introduce new characters
Cameron Allen
did they really manage to make the actor playing fin look uglier on this?
Caleb Nelson
Leaked ending from test screening.
Jackson Adams
>mfw
Owen Sanchez
>source: my ass
Colton Lee
There are retards in this thread that believed this.
Kevin Ward
I can't contain my hype.
Nicholas Mitchell
Let me fix that.
James White
the only white person's face shown on the poster is muh storngkk woman.
once again, they're saying fuck you to the star wars original fan demographic
you boys be sure to trundle off to give them your money though
Owen Sullivan
Yeah
Nah
I'm not gonna watch this one
Angel Sanchez
>they're gonna fucking kill everyone from the OT except lando and r2
rofl
Anthony Gomez
incels here are really braindead to think that poster is real
now I'm not surprised that they don't understand and are still hating on TLJ
Chase Bell
looks legit bro
Cooper Harris
Lmao. Looks like fanfiction. look how fucking BORING the art direction is on this. Smh
Bentley Nguyen
They can't even have an original final villian. This has been the laziest trilogy in history.
Isaac Edwards
Isn't the same true for the prequel trilogy?
Logan Gutierrez
That Rey PNG photoshop looks so laughably bad. Looks like something I would make.
Juan Sanders
yeah there's NO WAY MAN
JUST NO WAY
fucking go outside
Ryder Murphy
What do you mean? Do they do this?
Anthony Wood
if its not this guy fuck em
Parker Russell
It's fake bro
Andrew Parker
no ones ever really gone
Austin Hughes
>R2 and 3P0 are going to get destroyed
>the ball and that other droid will replace them
This isn't the future I wanted to live in.
Justin Howard
I clapped because I know RLM!
Adrian White
I notice they gave Rose a non retarded haircut this time. Also
>blue lightsaber
>again
Isaiah Jones
I can't believe Palp A. Teen is back
Cooper Jones
>Han Solo dead
>Luke dead
>Leia dead
Based Lando
Joseph Parker
dat c3px c3p0 ripoff
"we dont wanna have to be consistent with the old EU, we just want to cannabalize it"
Jayden Wright
Where is Matt Smith
Daniel Gutierrez
Did... did Daisy Ridley answer the call?
Robert Rivera
Leaked
LUUUUKEE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD
Jeremiah Watson
No one cares
The poster looks like shit and that dethstar is a good representation of current Star Wars
Benjamin Martinez
It's not Episode 9, its Episode 3 of NuWars
Juan Fisher
>STAR the rise of skywalker WARS
Lincoln Johnson
Them bringing back Palpaltine in an attempt to salvage their shitty trilogy feels so cheap. They're just going to devalue the ending of the OT even further.
Bentley Hughes
you know it won't be
Hudson Ortiz
who cares they would have just been toxic white males
Josiah Wood
this is literally the Force awakens again
JJ sure is some """genius""" huh
Tyler Torres
Finn legit looks like a dumb, black as sin, nigger, and I'm not even trying to be racist.
Joseph Murphy
?
Luke is going to fight like a ghost or something?
What the fuck is that energy ball? Dragon Ball now or what?
Lincoln Parker
It doesn't look like Palp at all... Is another body?
Zachary Cooper
the wh*te characters had to go before they started slavery again and vote Darnold KKK Drumpf emporer of the galaxy
Joshua Barnes
Just figuring that out? Most of us figuring it out with literally the first video of nu-wars, where finns sweaty head flies up from the bottom of the screen. God this shit was dead on arrival
Cooper Garcia
One looks like Palp with the hood, who is the other?
John Nguyen
Can't wait for China's poster
Adam Morris
It is either Rey and Kylo or Palps and Luke.
Lincoln Davis
Frank.
James Morgan
This is an okay poster that fits alongside the TFA poster. Rey's face looks goofy as fuck though.
Jonathan Thompson
So force ghosts now can fight?
Landon Evans
its fake you troglodyte
Cameron Butler
She's not fat. They make her wear frumpy clothes on purpose.
Thomas Green
Not a clue. I think force ghost palpatine vs force ghost luke whilst Rey and Kylo fight might be cool though.
Grayson Brown
There's nothing ok about nu wars cock sucker
Liam Martinez
She is probably the sexiest woman in the ST, to be honest, but they make her ugly to fulfill Ruin Johnson's weird fantasies
Henry Taylor
I think you should kill yourself mouse shill
Samuel Baker
Why are you so angry?
Matthew Cook
its just the other edge of the broken death star you fucking morons.
Tyler Diaz
A xeno a granny a tumblr and a fat chink. you're a fucking homo.
Bentley Myers
Double the space ships, finn, lando, and other black girl gone, rose 2x bigger.
Jonathan Price
why do you suck mouse cock?
Aaron Sanders
disneydisneydisneydisneydisney
Carter Green
I have never sucked a mouse cock in my life. I suck jew cock, thank you very much
Chase Russell
They won't take down Lando, he's a well liked character even in China. They have no problems with black characters when they aren't obnoxious. They love Will Smith for example.
Justin Rivera
This is the worst photoshop I have ever seen.
Nicholas James
>JJ desperately trying to save the trainwreck that is TLJ
oh i am laffin
Matthew Wood
>How do you want the poster JJ?
>just reuse the previous two
Cooper Brooks
why did you do this?
Jaxson Morris
Where'd the yellow goofus go?
Matthew Sanchez
Fuck I hate desaturated colours in posters so much. I hoped this trend would die.
Elijah Gray
>rose 2x
They hate that vietnam fat pig thought
Bentley Robinson
Unironically looks pretty good by Star Wars standards
Jacob Cook
I want the hand drawn ones back. Those are so soulless.
Jason Wilson
>sheev with his lightsaber
this might be fake but nice
Joshua Reyes
Man, is it just me, or is there, like, zero hype for this movie at all?
And I don't even mean in the standard Yea Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT kinda
>We want this to do badly because we're angry nerds on the internet
kind of way.
There's just...nothing. No hype. Like the universe took it all and gave it to that one crying troglodyte we like to make fun of.
Austin Gray
TLJ took that away for everybody
i just want to see rey's death now and i can be happy again
Noah James
The Grace Kelly of our time.
Benjamin Bell
Fuck that Kennedy cunt fuck Disney fuck rain Johnson fuck Mary Sue fuck baboon trooper appo! Splat BRAAAPP! cathunk fuck mpblue milk katcha! BOOOM!! Owwie! Fuck with troopers and fuck Jews POOOOOOOT!
Colton Gray
Are there any white males on the poster?
Dylan Jones
no, and that's unironically a good thing
Gabriel Foster
GAME OVER, MAN
Ian Kelly
Oscar Isaacs
Mason Morgan
There's literally nothing to look forward to after TLJ did a number on every potential plot point alluded to in TFA (regardless of JJ not having anything planned). All they can do now is bring back more original trillogy characters to inevitably kill them off, because nobody else in the setting has any character or buildup.
Wyatt Powell
oh my god just give it up already
Jason Watson
He's a Mexican
Jason Mitchell
Lebron James
Jacob Evans
Member da emperor?
Member luke?
Member da aluminum falcon?
Member Jedi?
Member? Member?
Caleb Reyes
I BYPASSED THE CONFLABULATOR
Ryder Richardson
Our time must be absolute garbage then (Daisy probably gets shat on by arab royals though).
Parker Campbell
he's whiter than the mutts that make up almost half of america
Andrew Hernandez
He has black hair
Josiah Brooks
Fuck that Kennedy cunt fuck Disney fuck rain Johnson fuck Mary Sue fuck baboon trooper appo! Splat BRAAAPP! cathunk fuck mpblue milk katcha! BOOOM!! Owwie! Fuck with troopers and fuck Jews POOOOOOOT!
Ayden Lee
???
Caleb Gomez
Every time you say it, I'm going to fucking post it.
Jace Edwards
I just realized how empty these characters are. Like, none of them are interesting. The OT and even the prequels managed to create and play on the archetypes to tell a compelling story. Here? Who even gives a fuck about anyone or anything they do or don't do.
Evan Reyes
Luke is gone. At most he’s just a ghost that will shill Rey.
Han is gone.
Leia will be gone.
And we won’t see them have one final grand adventure together...
Cooper Adams
>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED
Anthony Hall
How many times are they going to bring back the Death Star, holy shit.
Robert Green
They look actually good
Gavin Morgan
One had S O U L
Logan Gutierrez
lol last jedi was so bad i totally forgot about the nigger
God how can they even release this piece of shit please burn it
Jonathan Wilson
>three niggers on the poster
yikes
Kayden Murphy
>no female villains
>Reysma is never happening
Fuck this movie I don't give a shit about it.
Logan Morris
Cant wait for the nupire to be overthrown with the power of diversity in one movie and some bullshit answer to why a girl went from zero to yoda in under a week
Faggots will defend it and try to pretend that they planned everything out ahead of time and that the sequel trilogy serves a important purpose
Parker Murphy
>you can tell JJ always intended
Stop you mongrel JJ didn't intended to do shit, he's the retard who made it a rebels VS empire and another fucking death star
Angel Edwards
Lando is a distinguished african-bespin gentleman, not a nigger.
Isaac Parker
the hype only ever existed for TFA. after that settled down people realised they didn't actually gave a shit
Joshua Morgan
Lando is a queer who used to fuck a feminist robot now
Ryan Russell
great thread you can really feel the hype LMAO
Ethan Allen
Contrast this with 1982. Half the fucking country was dying to see ROTJ.
Hudson Campbell
Thanks to "all your fan theories are garbage" Rian Johnson, who killed fan speculations Last Jedi.
Anyone reading Nu-Wars books? Nope.
No one is speculating about the Universe post Skywalker.
They really killed the franchise.
Easton Roberts
>Everyone blaming Rian Johnson.
JJ ruined before the basedboy got his hands on it.
Blake Sullivan
I think people even had more hype for revenge of the sith despite knowing how the story ends beforehand
Brayden Cox
True but everyone sucked off episode 7
Christopher Miller
>True but everyone sucked off episode 7
no one would have believed that they wrote no outline making shit up as they go along
Caleb Thomas
>In an alternate universe this is the poster for Episode 7
QUICK! Describe the plot by just the looking at the image!
Xavier Murphy
>no diversity
oof
Matthew Cooper
Your version looks like shit t b h.
Lucas Morris
It's pretty obvious it was shit. The new movie is going to add more plot holes. When the new movie comes out, you will see TFA was entirely pointless.
Bentley Bennett
Ah yes forgot in this timeline Redheads and original designed Ayyliens are not considered diverse.
Landon Martinez
From the thumbnail I thought this was the fucking Scooby Doo poster
Adrian Thomas
star war
Nicholas Ross
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Tyler Mitchell
The first thought that came into my mind when I saw that poster is that it's fake. It's gotta be fake, it looks like it was cooked up in Photoshop in five minutes or something.
Zachary Green
Looks better than the soulless desaturated version, to be honest.
Luis Nelson
I completely agree with you. The hand-drawn posters are full of soul and heart. The non-hand-drawn posters are soulless.
TLJ's hand-drawn poster is unironically the only good thing about TLJ.
Nicholas Smith
It's fake you fucking retards.
Jace Collins
good to see coked-up Daisy is BACK!
Liam Gonzalez
They could have it just be like The Frighteners, with Rey in the place of Michael J Fox, and she's hanging out with force ghosts of Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Han, Leia (cut together like Chef in South Park), and Mace Windu because fuck it.
Jayden Watson
Why does poes face looks mooshed in
Ryan Brooks
Why does he look like he has two left hands?
How does Oscar Isaac look such different levels of mestizo/white hispanic in every movie?
Also,
>Lando that small and in the background behind the other black character
Cooper Moore
She is fat just not as fat.
Austin Torres
Of course. They purposely picked him because he looks apeish. Can't have an attractive and charismatic black male, like Billy Dee Williams.
Cameron Rivera
You just figured that out, normie? (((JJ Abrams))) has a thing for casting super-ugly niggers in his movies (most niggers are ugly, but not super-ugly). You should know this by now. (((They))) made Finn super-ugly on purpose. It's Jewish mind-games. The Jews want to put people (ESPECIALLY non-white people) that the average person thinks is ugly (or not very attractive, at the very least) into various movie roles and then try to make us feel bad for thinking those people are ugly. And also to label us as being 'racist' if we think those non-white people are ugly. That's diabolical.
Jordan Nelson
>Can't have an attractive and charismatic black male, like Billy Dee Williams.
I completely agree with you. Based Billy Dee Williams is an attractive and charismatic black male, whereas John Boyega is a straight-up Jay-Z-lookalike nigger who looks like a gorilla.
Leo Taylor
This. I've seen that picture of Rey before. It's a fake poster.
Henry Howard
New photo of Rose, might be real.
James Nelson
Why would they cover Driver's beautiful face?
Adrian Collins
Oh boy, can't wait for Rey to fight the person she's beaten twice already without training!
Carson Long
>TLJ's hand-drawn poster is unironically the only good thing about TLJ.
Uhh Duel of Fates.
Ethan Green
Just gib chrome amazonian mommy again
Jaxson Lewis
She's in Costanza's shggydiggy pose
Landon Sanchez
The ONLY reason Abrams is back is because he wants to Direct the next Avengers film and wants to stay in the mouse's good books!!!FACT!!!
Carter Davis
Explain pls
Carson Adams
The Jerry Lewis of our time
Thomas Wood
based uncle ethan
David Carter
Chewie dies
Samuel Adams
based
Charles Perez
Are you all this fucking retarded? Po and Finn are clearly from the leaks set pics that came out
Noah Martin
>Rey goes to Kamino and clones herself
Oliver Thompson
Save me, Bucciarati!
Josiah King
What are the chances that they'll reveal he wasn't actually the chosen one
Kevin James
oy vey what does this remind me of
Isaac Flores
It is. He appeared at SWC to announce it
Ryan Jenkins
Rose lookin pcute not gonna lie
Joseph Baker
user they changed it to Luke being the chosen one in the 70s. That's the whole point. There is no chosen one, it's just Jedi schlock
Brayden Cooper
If there was a female villian we would never hear the end of it on Yea Forums
Kayden Sullivan
Who wouldn't fuck a feminist robot if they could?
Jack Walker
I assume they have some sort of a template they fill out for every movie now days. Who would want to put something like that on their walls? But I guess nothing about SW is about imagination anymore.
Christopher Long
this has been floating around since april, its fake. theres art from the video games on this. its a well done fake though
Robert Roberts
>random afro nigger female
Its just like my video games
Camden Robinson
a fan made poster from april:
theforce.net
William Ramirez
only if she becomes an actual amazon mommy
Robert Barnes
Fucking hell the coke really did a number on her
Grayson Ramirez
Well shes 6ft 3in so thats a start
Jayden Diaz
>Rey still wearing rags
>More fucking masks
>Oh look da 60s Black Mamba Hair sheit
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>Palpatine again
Is there no creativity in Star Wars?
Noah Sullivan
So that's where the name comes from. What do you think, how high will he rise?
Wyatt Stewart
Is that a serious question?
Kayden Long
I used to love star wars and would get hype for any news about it. I see this now and realize I dont give two shits about star wars anymore.
Easton Russell
its not real you dopes
John Walker
Why is there a monkey on the poster?
Kayden Richardson
PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL
Liam Scott
Wow, I never would've guessed (even though Palps was behind it all in the first two trilogies).
William Moore
Why would you do that?
Ayden James
even on the poster she can't close her mouth
Joshua Foster
Jesus. Are they actually going back to endor?
Christ Jew Jew really is a hack
Christopher Cruz
TLJ is a terrible movie but the posters were really cool. I can't deny that.
Grayson Bell
Oh wow, who could not want to see this obviously great film? I bet it will make more money than Endgame and reignite star wars mania
Sebastian Gutierrez
I've been reading this "TLJ originally opened with Crait" theory lately. All I get is that the film would have been shit regardless.
But does anyone have a source/proof that the decision to kill Luke was only made during the edit?
Liam Hall
Isaac Hernandez
>Cummy fingers
Alexander Torres
THE REAL CHOSEN ONE?! :100::fire:
Elijah Miller
>there's no way they'd just remake ANH but worse
>there's no way they'd write their main character with literally no personality, flaws or motivation
>there's no way they'd make a sequel that retconned everything they established
>there's no way they'd put a manoeuvre in the sequel that ruined the entire franchise
>there's no way they'd make the main strong empowered female fall for space Hitler dick instead of saving the galaxy
Cameron Young
>death star
holy fucking shit. every one of these fucking movies has the same fucking five references over and over again.
Christian White
It was a prequel, user, it existed to set up the OT.
Jonathan Ortiz
oh boy, another star wars poster
who fucking cares
Elijah Bell
They make him smaller and make the pretty people like Oscar Isaac bigger
James Martin
Considering the shit that disney's funnelled at us lately, it's not that surprising
Eli Turner
Thanks, i hate it
Carter Parker
Don't worry, it's not official. That means it's good.
Caleb Harris
I know none of you retards care but this is fake and is months old. Most of the images are from TFA art books, Lando is literally a screencap from the trailer.
Jaxson Wood
How much do you want to fucking bet that the emperor shit is completely composed of reshoots and green screen as a reaction to E8 backlash
Owen Foster
Are they seriously building yet ANOTHER Death Star?
Have they no shame?
Cameron Williams
eat shit retards
Jace Martin
Are you blind?
Jace Perez
Oh yeah, it's Sheev time baby!
Jace Allen
The ending of the OT is already a rotten corpse with a giant dup on it, at this point it does not matter. Them bringing up Ian to deliver some hammy lines is a straight improvement over not having him there.
Benjamin Allen
(((female lead)))
Cooper Sullivan
Those are the ruins of the first or second death star. It was an idea explored in concept art years ago for TFA.
Christian Butler
I'm sure you have black friends.
Xavier Gray
pinterest.fr
fake and gay
Samuel Anderson
Fake and gay.
It's all official art, concept art and previous leaked poster.
Tyler Perry
I don't care if the poster is fake, this whole series is an absolute trainwreck.
Samuel Reyes
Of course its fake. Does anyone really think otherwise? Just look at Finn. Or Lando. Or Poe, or Rey, or Sheev, or, well, the whole fucking thing.
Camden Carter
the honest question here is why there isnt a decent poster in july for a big blockbuster that will be out there in december.
another good question would be how low are the expectations when the promotional material is so bad that people believe that any shit could be official.
Parker Ross
wrong
Ian Hughes
This so much this
Christopher Wilson
They go back in time (Rey has time changing force powers) and get Luke Leia and Han (and Lando) when they are young, tying in Solo with some of those deepfakes for Luke and Leia.
Jumpcut to present, we got all 4 as old people on the Falcon, completely faked but the characters are reunited one last time. Repeat Death Star scene, but its the old actors helping their younger selves. They all hold the joystick at the same time to go into hyperspace.
Alexander Turner
>TLJ and Solo Chinese box office of under 15 million, pulled in the first weeks
>Disney wasting money on a Chinese release with the marketing costs, entry costs, bribes, and wasted import movie slot
Oh sweet summer child
Connor Allen
That looks like shit. Why can't they do good posters anymore?
Camden Cooper
Fuck Disney. I can't even find a simple answer on what is real or not. Women are destroying everything.
Noah Kelly
Someone shoop mike matei as rei
Eli Watson
Nathan Cook
Asher Morris
>look at all those cool ship designs we came up with for sequels!
Xavier Clark
Boydoga looks horrible.
Blake Flores
Back to playing corpses in crime shows you go
Levi Bennett
>not the CIA pose
One job
Andrew Phillips
>Literally have no interest in this film
Thanks Disney, cannot believe I have no interest in a Star Wars film coming out
Carson Ward
Rei's face looks like it's from porn now
James Sanders
>its treason then!
I can’t believe none of you plebs caught this yet. Palpatine lightsaber kino confirmed. The question is how? They had a hard time filming his other lightsaber scenes in Sith because of his age so they made him move superhuman. He’s even older now. Are they going to use CG?
Gabriel Cook
It really fucks me off that JJ just had Kylo put the helmet back on. Him destroying it was good character development, you shit! It showed he'd moved past his cringey Vader fanboy phase and was making moves for himself. But now he's just got it on again because normies like cool helmets. Fuck you, JJ.
Easton Murphy
>TLJ
>Duel of the fates
Ethan Gonzalez
ayaya?
Nolan Sanders
it's a fan poster you dribbling retard
ayaya! ayaya!
Jayden Powell
who the fuck gives a shit about palpatine except fucking millenial prequel meme lords
John Edwards
Leave Bodega alone! Got a flame dime?
Oliver Thompson
I love it cause all those fags that defended TLJ with "character development" can eat shit now. Based retard JJ and all of Lucasfilm really
Jaxson Miller
Wait, so you like it because a redeeming element of TLJ has no been shit on, making the movie make less sense. And making the series overall worse?
user...they broke you didn't they. I'm so sorry, old friend.
Thomas Hill
>Rise of Fo Esireht
>Reklawyks Skywalker
John Cook
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!
Bentley Carter
China is going to edit the poster again aren't they
Connor Roberts
AT ST!
AT ST!
Angel Hernandez
Did rose lose weigh ??
Cameron Johnson
do you know the weigh?
Tyler Campbell
Wrong my ass. He appeared right after the trailer dumbass
Robert Jackson
we KNOW it won't be
Kayden Mitchell
Christian Wilson
obvious fake is obvious
Isaiah Green
was this a reference to Evangelion? it's even a similar name (rei)
Ethan Jackson
This can't be real, look at Rey she looks completely crazy but the funniest part is Lando laughing while everyone is stoic
Elijah Hill
It's not