Episode 9 Offical Poster

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Palpatine not a ghost?

Also white lightsabers on the bottom

No one's ever really gone.

There's no way that's a real poster, fake as fuck.

Confirmed on instagram. Merchandise just started leaking.

>Sheev has two left hands
WHOA!

*inhales deeply*
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Palpatine and the fat chink are on the poster. They must really be desperate.

Can anyone make a shoop of how the chinese poster will look like? You know what I mean.

lots of characters from that older leaked poster are gone in this

Where's the Chink version with the colored boy shopped out?

So the two dudes face is covered up but Reys is out full frontal. Tell me you dweebs see the problem with that as well

Ahsoka is above the “A”

Now do the Chinese version

where's the Luke slug

>introduce knights of ren and kill them off in the same movie
what a waste
you can tell JJ always intended them to be built up in Ep8 but I guess johnson fucked him on that

Don't care

Looks the same as every other Star Wars poster...

>mfw

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Q U A D J U M P A H

I didn't think they could get Daisy Ridley to look any more disgusting, but I was wrong.

C3P0 has the fucking bandolier. Its all true.

No one's ever really gone

>last movie of the trilogy
>better introduce new characters

did they really manage to make the actor playing fin look uglier on this?

Leaked ending from test screening.

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>mfw

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>source: my ass

There are retards in this thread that believed this.

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I can't contain my hype.

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Let me fix that.

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the only white person's face shown on the poster is muh storngkk woman.
once again, they're saying fuck you to the star wars original fan demographic
you boys be sure to trundle off to give them your money though

Yeah
Nah
I'm not gonna watch this one

>they're gonna fucking kill everyone from the OT except lando and r2
rofl

incels here are really braindead to think that poster is real
now I'm not surprised that they don't understand and are still hating on TLJ

looks legit bro

Lmao. Looks like fanfiction. look how fucking BORING the art direction is on this. Smh

They can't even have an original final villian. This has been the laziest trilogy in history.

Isn't the same true for the prequel trilogy?

That Rey PNG photoshop looks so laughably bad. Looks like something I would make.

yeah there's NO WAY MAN
JUST NO WAY

fucking go outside

What do you mean? Do they do this?

if its not this guy fuck em

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It's fake bro

no ones ever really gone

>R2 and 3P0 are going to get destroyed
>the ball and that other droid will replace them
This isn't the future I wanted to live in.

I clapped because I know RLM!

I notice they gave Rose a non retarded haircut this time. Also
>blue lightsaber
>again

I can't believe Palp A. Teen is back

>Han Solo dead
>Luke dead
>Leia dead

Based Lando

dat c3px c3p0 ripoff

"we dont wanna have to be consistent with the old EU, we just want to cannabalize it"

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Where is Matt Smith

Did... did Daisy Ridley answer the call?

Leaked
LUUUUKEE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

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No one cares

The poster looks like shit and that dethstar is a good representation of current Star Wars

It's not Episode 9, its Episode 3 of NuWars

>STAR the rise of skywalker WARS

Them bringing back Palpaltine in an attempt to salvage their shitty trilogy feels so cheap. They're just going to devalue the ending of the OT even further.

you know it won't be

who cares they would have just been toxic white males

this is literally the Force awakens again

JJ sure is some """genius""" huh

Finn legit looks like a dumb, black as sin, nigger, and I'm not even trying to be racist.

?

Luke is going to fight like a ghost or something?

What the fuck is that energy ball? Dragon Ball now or what?

It doesn't look like Palp at all... Is another body?

the wh*te characters had to go before they started slavery again and vote Darnold KKK Drumpf emporer of the galaxy

Just figuring that out? Most of us figuring it out with literally the first video of nu-wars, where finns sweaty head flies up from the bottom of the screen. God this shit was dead on arrival

One looks like Palp with the hood, who is the other?

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Can't wait for China's poster

It is either Rey and Kylo or Palps and Luke.

Frank.

This is an okay poster that fits alongside the TFA poster. Rey's face looks goofy as fuck though.

So force ghosts now can fight?

its fake you troglodyte

She's not fat. They make her wear frumpy clothes on purpose.

Not a clue. I think force ghost palpatine vs force ghost luke whilst Rey and Kylo fight might be cool though.

There's nothing ok about nu wars cock sucker

She is probably the sexiest woman in the ST, to be honest, but they make her ugly to fulfill Ruin Johnson's weird fantasies

I think you should kill yourself mouse shill

Why are you so angry?

its just the other edge of the broken death star you fucking morons.

A xeno a granny a tumblr and a fat chink. you're a fucking homo.

Double the space ships, finn, lando, and other black girl gone, rose 2x bigger.

why do you suck mouse cock?

disneydisneydisneydisneydisney

I have never sucked a mouse cock in my life. I suck jew cock, thank you very much

They won't take down Lando, he's a well liked character even in China. They have no problems with black characters when they aren't obnoxious. They love Will Smith for example.

This is the worst photoshop I have ever seen.

>JJ desperately trying to save the trainwreck that is TLJ
oh i am laffin

>How do you want the poster JJ?
>just reuse the previous two

why did you do this?

Where'd the yellow goofus go?

Fuck I hate desaturated colours in posters so much. I hoped this trend would die.

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>rose 2x
They hate that vietnam fat pig thought

Unironically looks pretty good by Star Wars standards

I want the hand drawn ones back. Those are so soulless.

>sheev with his lightsaber
this might be fake but nice

Man, is it just me, or is there, like, zero hype for this movie at all?
And I don't even mean in the standard Yea Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT kinda
>We want this to do badly because we're angry nerds on the internet
kind of way.

There's just...nothing. No hype. Like the universe took it all and gave it to that one crying troglodyte we like to make fun of.

TLJ took that away for everybody
i just want to see rey's death now and i can be happy again

The Grace Kelly of our time.

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Fuck that Kennedy cunt fuck Disney fuck rain Johnson fuck Mary Sue fuck baboon trooper appo! Splat BRAAAPP! cathunk fuck mpblue milk katcha! BOOOM!! Owwie! Fuck with troopers and fuck Jews POOOOOOOT!

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Are there any white males on the poster?

no, and that's unironically a good thing

GAME OVER, MAN

Oscar Isaacs

There's literally nothing to look forward to after TLJ did a number on every potential plot point alluded to in TFA (regardless of JJ not having anything planned). All they can do now is bring back more original trillogy characters to inevitably kill them off, because nobody else in the setting has any character or buildup.

oh my god just give it up already

He's a Mexican

Lebron James

Member da emperor?
Member luke?
Member da aluminum falcon?
Member Jedi?
Member? Member?

I BYPASSED THE CONFLABULATOR

Our time must be absolute garbage then (Daisy probably gets shat on by arab royals though).

he's whiter than the mutts that make up almost half of america

He has black hair

Fuck that Kennedy cunt fuck Disney fuck rain Johnson fuck Mary Sue fuck baboon trooper appo! Splat BRAAAPP! cathunk fuck mpblue milk katcha! BOOOM!! Owwie! Fuck with troopers and fuck Jews POOOOOOOT!

???

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Every time you say it, I'm going to fucking post it.

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I just realized how empty these characters are. Like, none of them are interesting. The OT and even the prequels managed to create and play on the archetypes to tell a compelling story. Here? Who even gives a fuck about anyone or anything they do or don't do.

Luke is gone. At most he’s just a ghost that will shill Rey.

Han is gone.

Leia will be gone.

And we won’t see them have one final grand adventure together...

>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

How many times are they going to bring back the Death Star, holy shit.

They look actually good

One had S O U L

lol last jedi was so bad i totally forgot about the nigger

God how can they even release this piece of shit please burn it

>three niggers on the poster
yikes

>no female villains
>Reysma is never happening

Fuck this movie I don't give a shit about it.

Cant wait for the nupire to be overthrown with the power of diversity in one movie and some bullshit answer to why a girl went from zero to yoda in under a week

Faggots will defend it and try to pretend that they planned everything out ahead of time and that the sequel trilogy serves a important purpose

>you can tell JJ always intended
Stop you mongrel JJ didn't intended to do shit, he's the retard who made it a rebels VS empire and another fucking death star

Lando is a distinguished african-bespin gentleman, not a nigger.

the hype only ever existed for TFA. after that settled down people realised they didn't actually gave a shit

Lando is a queer who used to fuck a feminist robot now

great thread you can really feel the hype LMAO

Contrast this with 1982. Half the fucking country was dying to see ROTJ.

Thanks to "all your fan theories are garbage" Rian Johnson, who killed fan speculations Last Jedi.

Anyone reading Nu-Wars books? Nope.
No one is speculating about the Universe post Skywalker.
They really killed the franchise.

>Everyone blaming Rian Johnson.
JJ ruined before the basedboy got his hands on it.

I think people even had more hype for revenge of the sith despite knowing how the story ends beforehand

True but everyone sucked off episode 7

>True but everyone sucked off episode 7
no one would have believed that they wrote no outline making shit up as they go along

>In an alternate universe this is the poster for Episode 7
QUICK! Describe the plot by just the looking at the image!

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>no diversity
oof

Your version looks like shit t b h.

It's pretty obvious it was shit. The new movie is going to add more plot holes. When the new movie comes out, you will see TFA was entirely pointless.

Ah yes forgot in this timeline Redheads and original designed Ayyliens are not considered diverse.

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From the thumbnail I thought this was the fucking Scooby Doo poster

star war

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The first thought that came into my mind when I saw that poster is that it's fake. It's gotta be fake, it looks like it was cooked up in Photoshop in five minutes or something.

Looks better than the soulless desaturated version, to be honest.

I completely agree with you. The hand-drawn posters are full of soul and heart. The non-hand-drawn posters are soulless.

TLJ's hand-drawn poster is unironically the only good thing about TLJ.

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It's fake you fucking retards.

good to see coked-up Daisy is BACK!

They could have it just be like The Frighteners, with Rey in the place of Michael J Fox, and she's hanging out with force ghosts of Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Han, Leia (cut together like Chef in South Park), and Mace Windu because fuck it.

Why does poes face looks mooshed in

Why does he look like he has two left hands?
How does Oscar Isaac look such different levels of mestizo/white hispanic in every movie?
Also,
>Lando that small and in the background behind the other black character

She is fat just not as fat.

Of course. They purposely picked him because he looks apeish. Can't have an attractive and charismatic black male, like Billy Dee Williams.

You just figured that out, normie? (((JJ Abrams))) has a thing for casting super-ugly niggers in his movies (most niggers are ugly, but not super-ugly). You should know this by now. (((They))) made Finn super-ugly on purpose. It's Jewish mind-games. The Jews want to put people (ESPECIALLY non-white people) that the average person thinks is ugly (or not very attractive, at the very least) into various movie roles and then try to make us feel bad for thinking those people are ugly. And also to label us as being 'racist' if we think those non-white people are ugly. That's diabolical.

>Can't have an attractive and charismatic black male, like Billy Dee Williams.

I completely agree with you. Based Billy Dee Williams is an attractive and charismatic black male, whereas John Boyega is a straight-up Jay-Z-lookalike nigger who looks like a gorilla.

This. I've seen that picture of Rey before. It's a fake poster.

New photo of Rose, might be real.

Why would they cover Driver's beautiful face?

Oh boy, can't wait for Rey to fight the person she's beaten twice already without training!

>TLJ's hand-drawn poster is unironically the only good thing about TLJ.
Uhh Duel of Fates.

Just gib chrome amazonian mommy again

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She's in Costanza's shggydiggy pose

The ONLY reason Abrams is back is because he wants to Direct the next Avengers film and wants to stay in the mouse's good books!!!FACT!!!

Explain pls

The Jerry Lewis of our time

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based uncle ethan

Chewie dies

based

Are you all this fucking retarded? Po and Finn are clearly from the leaks set pics that came out

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>Rey goes to Kamino and clones herself

Save me, Bucciarati!

What are the chances that they'll reveal he wasn't actually the chosen one

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oy vey what does this remind me of

It is. He appeared at SWC to announce it

Rose lookin pcute not gonna lie

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user they changed it to Luke being the chosen one in the 70s. That's the whole point. There is no chosen one, it's just Jedi schlock

If there was a female villian we would never hear the end of it on Yea Forums

Who wouldn't fuck a feminist robot if they could?

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I assume they have some sort of a template they fill out for every movie now days. Who would want to put something like that on their walls? But I guess nothing about SW is about imagination anymore.

this has been floating around since april, its fake. theres art from the video games on this. its a well done fake though

>random afro nigger female
Its just like my video games

a fan made poster from april:
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only if she becomes an actual amazon mommy

Fucking hell the coke really did a number on her

Well shes 6ft 3in so thats a start

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>Rey still wearing rags
>More fucking masks
>Oh look da 60s Black Mamba Hair sheit

>Palpatine again
Is there no creativity in Star Wars?

So that's where the name comes from. What do you think, how high will he rise?

Is that a serious question?

I used to love star wars and would get hype for any news about it. I see this now and realize I dont give two shits about star wars anymore.

its not real you dopes

Why is there a monkey on the poster?

PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL

Wow, I never would've guessed (even though Palps was behind it all in the first two trilogies).

Why would you do that?

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even on the poster she can't close her mouth

Jesus. Are they actually going back to endor?

Christ Jew Jew really is a hack

TLJ is a terrible movie but the posters were really cool. I can't deny that.

Oh wow, who could not want to see this obviously great film? I bet it will make more money than Endgame and reignite star wars mania

I've been reading this "TLJ originally opened with Crait" theory lately. All I get is that the film would have been shit regardless.
But does anyone have a source/proof that the decision to kill Luke was only made during the edit?

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>Cummy fingers

THE REAL CHOSEN ONE?! :100::fire:

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>there's no way they'd just remake ANH but worse
>there's no way they'd write their main character with literally no personality, flaws or motivation
>there's no way they'd make a sequel that retconned everything they established
>there's no way they'd put a manoeuvre in the sequel that ruined the entire franchise
>there's no way they'd make the main strong empowered female fall for space Hitler dick instead of saving the galaxy

>death star

holy fucking shit. every one of these fucking movies has the same fucking five references over and over again.

It was a prequel, user, it existed to set up the OT.

oh boy, another star wars poster

who fucking cares

They make him smaller and make the pretty people like Oscar Isaac bigger

Considering the shit that disney's funnelled at us lately, it's not that surprising

Thanks, i hate it

Don't worry, it's not official. That means it's good.

I know none of you retards care but this is fake and is months old. Most of the images are from TFA art books, Lando is literally a screencap from the trailer.

How much do you want to fucking bet that the emperor shit is completely composed of reshoots and green screen as a reaction to E8 backlash

Are they seriously building yet ANOTHER Death Star?
Have they no shame?

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eat shit retards

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Are you blind?

Oh yeah, it's Sheev time baby!

The ending of the OT is already a rotten corpse with a giant dup on it, at this point it does not matter. Them bringing up Ian to deliver some hammy lines is a straight improvement over not having him there.

(((female lead)))

Those are the ruins of the first or second death star. It was an idea explored in concept art years ago for TFA.

I'm sure you have black friends.

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fake and gay

Fake and gay.
It's all official art, concept art and previous leaked poster.

I don't care if the poster is fake, this whole series is an absolute trainwreck.

Of course its fake. Does anyone really think otherwise? Just look at Finn. Or Lando. Or Poe, or Rey, or Sheev, or, well, the whole fucking thing.

the honest question here is why there isnt a decent poster in july for a big blockbuster that will be out there in december.

another good question would be how low are the expectations when the promotional material is so bad that people believe that any shit could be official.

wrong

This so much this

They go back in time (Rey has time changing force powers) and get Luke Leia and Han (and Lando) when they are young, tying in Solo with some of those deepfakes for Luke and Leia.

Jumpcut to present, we got all 4 as old people on the Falcon, completely faked but the characters are reunited one last time. Repeat Death Star scene, but its the old actors helping their younger selves. They all hold the joystick at the same time to go into hyperspace.

>TLJ and Solo Chinese box office of under 15 million, pulled in the first weeks
>Disney wasting money on a Chinese release with the marketing costs, entry costs, bribes, and wasted import movie slot
Oh sweet summer child

That looks like shit. Why can't they do good posters anymore?

Fuck Disney. I can't even find a simple answer on what is real or not. Women are destroying everything.

Someone shoop mike matei as rei

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>look at all those cool ship designs we came up with for sequels!

Boydoga looks horrible.

Back to playing corpses in crime shows you go

>not the CIA pose
One job

>Literally have no interest in this film

Thanks Disney, cannot believe I have no interest in a Star Wars film coming out

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Rei's face looks like it's from porn now

>its treason then!
I can’t believe none of you plebs caught this yet. Palpatine lightsaber kino confirmed. The question is how? They had a hard time filming his other lightsaber scenes in Sith because of his age so they made him move superhuman. He’s even older now. Are they going to use CG?

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It really fucks me off that JJ just had Kylo put the helmet back on. Him destroying it was good character development, you shit! It showed he'd moved past his cringey Vader fanboy phase and was making moves for himself. But now he's just got it on again because normies like cool helmets. Fuck you, JJ.

>TLJ
>Duel of the fates

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ayaya?

it's a fan poster you dribbling retard
ayaya! ayaya!

who the fuck gives a shit about palpatine except fucking millenial prequel meme lords

Leave Bodega alone! Got a flame dime?

I love it cause all those fags that defended TLJ with "character development" can eat shit now. Based retard JJ and all of Lucasfilm really

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Wait, so you like it because a redeeming element of TLJ has no been shit on, making the movie make less sense. And making the series overall worse?

user...they broke you didn't they. I'm so sorry, old friend.

>Rise of Fo Esireht
>Reklawyks Skywalker

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!

China is going to edit the poster again aren't they

AT ST!
AT ST!

Did rose lose weigh ??

do you know the weigh?

Wrong my ass. He appeared right after the trailer dumbass

we KNOW it won't be

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obvious fake is obvious

was this a reference to Evangelion? it's even a similar name (rei)

This can't be real, look at Rey she looks completely crazy but the funniest part is Lando laughing while everyone is stoic

It's not