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>A movie insider said: 'There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana

This is like something /pol/ would have made up 2 years ago.

Remember when Bond raped Pussy Galore in Goldfinger and then the rape made her a good guy?

desu there's very little media that actually teaches healthy masculinity. Its why we have so many incels and racists. What's good about bond exactly? Tries to fuck every woman he sees without fail. We need to do better.

>Tries to fuck every woman he sees without fail.
You clearly have never watched a Bond movie. So again you people have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

If you read the article the article the new female writer, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, actually defends sexist Bond so I'm sure this will be played off as a gag and nothing more.

Oh man they're going to redo the rape scene from A View to a Kill, aren't they?

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>"Bond girls" must now be called "Bond women"

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She'd better be Muslim.

I came here as soon as I heard. I want the drama.

thought this was parody at first, clicked article..it's real

holy shit, what planet am I on?

Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Not a single brain cell:

Hollywood: "Let's destroy masculinity!!"

People are going to be lining up in droves to not see this.

>Oh god, this is really going to be bad isn't it.
It's bringing back "It was ME, Barry!" Blofeld, what do you think

No, it's fucking BASED. I love this shit because people hate it so fucking much. It's so bad its almost impossible to believe. When will we have Snow White be a blind Filipino prostitute who is down on her luck? Or a Superman who has had bottom surgery and free bleeds to fight the patriarchy? We need MOAR. This is chaos! You should all be happy.

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So what youre saying is jews created a toxic view of masculinity via hollywood and are now setting out to angrily destroy their strawman?

the future we chose tbqhwy

>People complaining about a step in the right direction

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I hate this world.

Fuck me, this better be fake

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>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don't work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed. Well, certainly not at the beginning.

holy shit, these faggots don't understand why people watch bond movies at all.

I hate this life.

damn she's ugly

what direction is that?

I didn't watch Spectre. So did James retire at the end of that movie. Why is 007 now a female with James still the main character?

I simply cannot believe this is true

off a cliff

You all wanted this, ironically or not
Enjoy your post-ironic daze, faggots

No, he didn't retire. His retirement was added in for the plot. Written by a feminist as an allegory. I'm not kidding. They got rid of Purvis and Wade for the feminist that turned lando into a fudge packer.

Is this Magic Jr.?

>Well, certainly not at the beginning
So shes just a tsundare?