HOMOPHONES BTFO

I wish they would stop forcing all this gay propaganda in films, tv, and whatnot where it isn’t needed. We don’t care
t. gay person

First homosexuality, next beastiality,f inally pedophilia. The Slippery slope is real.

only slippery slope was timon's inviting anus.

Mrin that slow stroke.

Corkscrew penis

aah, you know that Disney are getting nervous about ticket sales when they start parading vague progressive politics about to sell their movie.

who the fuck pronounces been and bean the same

>HOMOPHONES BTFO

Well it's no Jurassic Park, is it?

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No, you're going to buy more movie tickets and DVDs and you're going to like it!

stupid fuckin brits probably

i fucking hate Seth Rogen, and my happiest will be the day he is beat to death by a guy using andy warhick as a baseball bat

What did they expect them to say?

“No. They aren’t gay.”

They would be lynched by the media. It is a unfair question to ask because there is no wining.

"Slimy yet satisfying!"

fucking nice

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I forgot some Mutts pronounce "been" like "Ben."

>Umm sweaty look do these childrens movie characters put their dicks in each others asses or not? If not we have a SERIOUS problem that would be SO fucked up if they didn't...

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mfw

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We all do you limey fuck

pumba's corkscrew boar cock is probably bigger than timone

>good goyim, keep accepting homosexuality as the new norm while we import millions of brown niggers to out breed you

>and one day, for no reason whatsoever, Hitler dropped a nuke on Israel

homonyms > homophones

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>Reviewer gives a 5/10 rating on RT
>Still gets a red tomato
They should swap 5/10's for a zucchini

The Lion King is a love-hate watch; you love what you're seeing but simultaneously you just want Disney to stop it with the laziness and greed
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5

Still gets a red tomato.

>lgbt pushes for them to be gay
>they're not even the same specie
>lgbt therefore advocates zoophilia
We warned you, pedophilia is next in line

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>seth rogen

I pronounce it "bin"

Based and kek

For all the hate I have for the UK BBC. They did it first ages ago and better.
youtube.com/watch?v=JP5IjQEDtYM&list=PL9mkxhR-38Ygu8c_hk425u78sF-hCt36w

>mfw the English don't even know how to speak their own language

>he pronounces ben like bin
are anglos actually retarded?

So what are words that are spelled the same but pronounced different, like wound and wound

there we go

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t.49%

oh wow lets find completely innocuous kids moivies and insert depraved sexual degeneracy into them just for shits and giggles

I cannot fucking stand how you cannot show two men being friends without every fucking faggot online demanding and insisting that they're gay. It's like the concept of just two bros hanging out is impossible for gays to understand, and that sex has to be involved

We pronounce "been" the way all Englishmen did in the 1600s, you guys are the ones who decided you'd rather talk like fags.

HOMODEMONS I CAST YOU OUT

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>we can't say they're gay because of China but we can imply it ;))))))
Fuck off D*sney

>are these two characters of the same sex just friends?
>nah they want each other dick
And then one day, for no reason at all...

>don't have friends or people will think you're gay and we also want to brainwash your entire family as early as possible
these people are monsters

those are homographs

And soon you'll be saying it in Spanish

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>actually supporting interspecies sexual partners where one creature is fives times the size of another
What did they mean by this?

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How do you know your gay?

DON'T BE A BIGOT THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN LIKE KIDS DO IT'S NORMAL

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wow so literally nothing in the actual movie is different from the soul version

>two male characters are very good friends

OMG ARE THEY GAY TOGETHER?!!?!?? THAT WOULD BE EVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYTTHHHIIIIIIINNNN YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

Someone has to change that last image to a blowjob.

>"She blew her boss to get the promotion."

Have you tried talking to it?

>Women and faggots in charge of understanding worthwhile relationships

Why can't two best friends just be friends?

Wow, you're telling me that someone who wasn't involved in writing the script in any way is saying the character he voices might be gay? Clown world!

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Women don't understand the concepts of loyalty or friendship.

>completely innocent
>disney
hows that boot taste

This movie is already shit anyway, let them be gay. hell, let the whole cast be gay. Is anyone even watching this crap?

Parents with preteen kids

I can only remember these etymologically: -phone (sound, as in telephone), -graph (writing, as in orthography), and -nym (name, as in pseudonym).

the English ''''''''''''''''''''''language''''''''''''''''''''''' is so fucking retarded lmao

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Wouldn't having faggots in your movies make it hard to sell it in China?

Why? what contribution can a LGGBJTJFIE character give?

Does this count as bestiality now? Are at that point?

Nothing demonstrates the simultaneous infantilization and oversexualization of modern society better than a dead-serious debate among grown adults about whether two anthropomorphic animals in a Disney kids’ movie cum in each others’ mouths.

>So much of a brainlet you can't pick up on contextual cues.
Okay.

The irony is, that as a non american the lefties are really straining themselves to make it look as though trumpskies making america a big joke. But from outside the box its the left that is pouting so hard they would bury their nation along as people are pointing the finger at trump.

Dear yanks - YOU HAVE TO STOP THESE DEGENERATES

Yes, hello fellow movie and media consumerists. I am a internet journalist. I write about child movoes all day, and talk about gay homoerotic but sex and how it needs to be implemented into the minds of all little tiny cute little childrens minds (licks lips) mmm yes. Hopefully my PC check comes soon. All this journalist work really racks up the electric bulls(giggles ooh that word gets my gondads all tingly. "electric") Well so long, new contract has come in and have todo an immediate write about a very colorful movie that is sure to stimulate the childrens minds. Signing off.

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I heard that supposedly the new England accent (not Boston) is closer to old English than how they speak in Britain

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. AMERICA!

>homophones

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>finally pedophilia
does the end justify the means bros?

>This CGI IS from 1993
This still blows my mind.

People who insert homosexual subtext into stories for children should have knives inserted between their ribs.

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If they're gonna push faggotry, the least they could do is be sensible about it

This is actually because they actually had raw talent (not gamer zoomers and chink farms) and poured love into their projects instead of churning out shit every 12 months because they are on a deadline.

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Why? Who is asking for characters sexuality to be announced in kid films?

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This

I wonder who indeed. Hmm.
Rubs hands together.

10/10. If you look carefully, the animators subtly keep the t-rex's feet out of sight because they don't properly connect with the ground. Even after 2000 cgi characters always had this weird floaty look like they weren't really standing there.

>gay couple
>not even same species

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nah m8, your going to jail

This shit is getting out of hand now. I didn’t agree with the shit /pol/ said but it’s starting to become evident now

I wish they would make more male characters gay so there are fewer women in film and tv, their characters are usually the worst parts of any film or tv show, imagine Marvel and shows like Chernobyl, they would improve 1000%

>bestiality
No.

>men cannot have friends without being fags

Better than Urdu

Canadians

What the fuck is Jewish people's problem? Do they get off on degeneracy?

as in
>i done bin claining tham drains aw day
fucking how do you even have a computer

It wouldn't surprise me. Modern day British "English" sounds closer to Arabic than English.

yuck. i remember when this faggot used to post carefully angled and cropped selfies on twitter and woke twitter females were like owo

>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOESN'T IT FOLLOW 1000000 AUTISTIC RULES LIKE MY BASED FRENCH LANGUAGE
Imagine being french and still not having invented a word for "80" kek

>family films should include degeneracy
The absolute state of westcucks.

>minorities are good!
>but we'll only imply LGBT relationships
>we don't care enough to show it
>we still need to make money in China

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Soul vs Soulless, talent is dead in Hollywood blockbusters.

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>silent t-rex takedown
>no blood from severed leg and mangled body

Make it stop

like POTTERY

>DUDEWEED likes cock
And the audience goes mild.

>"unsolved mystery"
Mystery solved, you fucking fags.
Just like Bert and Ernie, you homos were wrong once again.

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Reminder: first time Disney experimented, no pun, with the "agenda" in their films was Pixar's Up. There's a rainbow colored bird that seems like a male but exudes feminine characteristics, then it's quickly mentioned that this species of bird has no gender. This was praised online at the time of release until parents started talking.

Wasn't Jurassic Park half animatronic half CGI?? Like, I know for a fact this scene was almost 100% CGI but for other scenes they used robot puppets either for reference or for scenes where the actors were in direct contact.

They don't do this anymore. Even in the live action Jungle Book they just shot it all in front of a greenscreen with cheap greenscreen puppets.

Always stuck with me because some people on sites etc agreed, and others basically said shhh goyim know, and others argued Disney would never try shit like that and it was tinfoil.

>rainbow colored bird that seems like a male but exudes feminine characteristics
Well yeah, since the males in birds are usually the ones with colorful feath-
>it's quickly mentioned that this species of bird has no gender
The fuck? That doesn't make any fucking sense.

It's tumblr and underage girls that just discovered masturbation. Same reason Supernstural ran for as long as it did: Fujoshits.

burn this fucking country to the ground. burn it all down

checked and keked

Yes of course JP was. A better example is T2: JD SFX vs T: Dark Fate 2019. Esp bc Cameron shepherded Dark Fate.

Jungle Book was really a sickening progression and will be remembered as such. More than Star Wars Prequels. Albeit much too late. Lion King redo reviews are allergic reaction to greenscreen ubiquity. Imagine if Lion King was filmed like J Park in the 90s on location with greenery.

Heh

Yes, I'm not unaware of plumage in male birds, but this was rainbow feathered + revealed as no gender. It was called LGBT bird on forums.

>seems like a male but exudes feminine characteristics, then it's quickly mentioned that this species of bird has no gender
Fake news, Kevin IS biologically female and it's a joke on the fact that sometimes kids get animal sex wrong. The boy named her "Kevin" before her sex was revealed. She even has chicks.

Birds especially are hard to tell unless you check the cloaca/see them lay eggs or mount other birds.

>rainbow colored
This isn't even remotely a rainbow.

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>t. Disney shill
Yes a bird named Kevin the whole movie is then revealed to be female. That's a strong impression on children. Girls can have boys' names? Kevin at school could be girl?!? Kids that saw that movie now tweeting support of implied gay storyline in Lion King. Etc. Conditioning it's called.

I can't wait.

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1980/90s = USA provides hundreds of great movies loved by people all over the world
2010s = USA pushes some disgusting degenerate shit and negroes and cheap looking remakes on us

Fuck you yanks, you ruined everything. You had one job.

EVERYONES GAY GUYS EVERYONE! AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. CAUSE FUCKING BUTTS AND CHOMPING RUG IS THE COOL WAY TO BE KIDS! #STAY IN SCHOOL SAY NO TO DRUGS!

DUDE, controversy. GO See THE LION KING!

DUDE, Little Mermaid is BLACK = controversy GO SEE THAT TOO!

PLUGGIN SHITTY REMAKES RENT FREE In YOUR BRAIN.

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Hehe

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>conditioning
But why does Disney want children to identify as birds?!? Such degeneracy!