Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right there-Hey!
Yeah you, dingbat!
I wanna pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin'.
You hear what I ordered?
I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.
Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right there-Hey!
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Dylan Green
Do people like Carl actually exist?
Nolan Collins
Only in America.
Nathaniel Gray
t. user who hasnt spent a lot of time in the north east
Wyatt Diaz
Yes.
Justin Lewis
yes
Kevin White
Oh absolutely.
Jaxson Davis
I'm from the midwest so my bars are either filled with old bearded men who like fried chicken, or millenials hitting on cougars.
Nathan Anderson
DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS?!
Michael Butler
Yes. New Jersey
Eli Clark
Yes
Christopher Ramirez
TONIGHT!
Christian Morris
You share a board with them. How does that make you feel?
Matthew Jones
SIX
ONE TWO
WHARF AVENUE
Easton Fisher
I just finished reading this. It's a fucking trip near the end.
Oliver Collins
youtube.com
Browsing Yea Forums for a few years or more turns you into a Carl
Daniel Sullivan
oh yeah, right next to mellon shakers.
i-i-i mean the gentlemen's club.
Oliver Hernandez
>millenials hitting on cougars
based
uh, you tell me, does it look like I had enough wings?
Nolan Johnson
Yes we do.
Levi Gutierrez
is it good fap material, just a manga, or both?
Carson Young
He's literally me.
Brayden Reed
What do you think?
Tyler Davis
I’m literally Master Shake so I imagine Carls exist too
Christian Wood
Tyler Rivera
What are some times you acted like Carl?
Blake Richardson
>eat a sandwich
>dont have diarrhea
SATURDAY SATURDAY
Lucas Moore
I posted on a Laotian underwater pearling forum all day
Xavier Wood
This is me right now
Anthony Cox
The character is a crude stereotype of all bad male behavior. There are white trash areas where you will find Carls.
Oliver Wright
Went to a bar in Japan that served 1 liter beers, ordered two and everytime I got another would yell "TONIGHT!"
Samuel Edwards
Carl is based off of almost every guy in New Jersey.
Nicholas Davis
Based and Carlpillled
Aaron Smith
the older i get, the more and more i become him
Adrian Fisher
Everyone in this thread.
Leo Rivera
Everytime my phone rings I just stare at it going
>go away... just friggin go away.... freaks.
until it stops
Ryder Phillips
>our group switches to the fancy bar/club from our regular dives
>empty club so I order the "swamp juice" for myself
>$10 bucket with 5-6 rums and food coloring in it
>sir you know this is to get your chick you brought with you drunk, and you're ordering it for yourself
>YES I'm aware I'd like 2 more in the next 30 minutes
Brody Rivera
Ryder Morris
Why not just unplug the landline? Or set your mobile to silent?
Dylan Jenkins
A couple days ago I bought 2 32 oz. Mickey's malt liquors and paid with 2 dollars, and like 13 quarters. I told the cashier " I hope you like Pac-Man" as I handed her the change. I was a little drunk at the time. I also once stored piss in an old orange juice jug in my closet for like 2 months, occasionally sniffing to see how bad it got, and told my roommates about it after a while to fuck with them. The bathroom is just to the right of my bedroom door, it's not that I couldn't make it in time or anything, I just thought it would be funny.
Camden Williams
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
Eli Edwards
godspeed sir
Camden Martin
ATHF is hands down the funniest cartoon ever until they start messing with the intro. And after that its pretty great too.
Logan Morris
The hell is going on up there?
Julian Sanders
It's cold and our coke sucks so we have to eat chicken wings and drink gallons of beer
Andrew Carter
based
Jayden Evans
that all is funny user