Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right there-Hey!
Yeah you, dingbat!
I wanna pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin'.
You hear what I ordered?
I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.
Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right there-Hey!
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Do people like Carl actually exist?
Only in America.
t. user who hasnt spent a lot of time in the north east
Yes.
yes
Oh absolutely.
I'm from the midwest so my bars are either filled with old bearded men who like fried chicken, or millenials hitting on cougars.
DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS?!
Yes. New Jersey
Yes
TONIGHT!
You share a board with them. How does that make you feel?
SIX
ONE TWO
WHARF AVENUE
I just finished reading this. It's a fucking trip near the end.
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Browsing Yea Forums for a few years or more turns you into a Carl
oh yeah, right next to mellon shakers.
i-i-i mean the gentlemen's club.
>millenials hitting on cougars
based
uh, you tell me, does it look like I had enough wings?
Yes we do.
is it good fap material, just a manga, or both?
He's literally me.
What do you think?
I’m literally Master Shake so I imagine Carls exist too
What are some times you acted like Carl?
>eat a sandwich
>dont have diarrhea
SATURDAY SATURDAY
I posted on a Laotian underwater pearling forum all day
This is me right now
The character is a crude stereotype of all bad male behavior. There are white trash areas where you will find Carls.
Went to a bar in Japan that served 1 liter beers, ordered two and everytime I got another would yell "TONIGHT!"
Carl is based off of almost every guy in New Jersey.
Based and Carlpillled
the older i get, the more and more i become him
Everyone in this thread.
Everytime my phone rings I just stare at it going
>go away... just friggin go away.... freaks.
until it stops
>our group switches to the fancy bar/club from our regular dives
>empty club so I order the "swamp juice" for myself
>$10 bucket with 5-6 rums and food coloring in it
>sir you know this is to get your chick you brought with you drunk, and you're ordering it for yourself
>YES I'm aware I'd like 2 more in the next 30 minutes
Why not just unplug the landline? Or set your mobile to silent?
A couple days ago I bought 2 32 oz. Mickey's malt liquors and paid with 2 dollars, and like 13 quarters. I told the cashier " I hope you like Pac-Man" as I handed her the change. I was a little drunk at the time. I also once stored piss in an old orange juice jug in my closet for like 2 months, occasionally sniffing to see how bad it got, and told my roommates about it after a while to fuck with them. The bathroom is just to the right of my bedroom door, it's not that I couldn't make it in time or anything, I just thought it would be funny.
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
godspeed sir
ATHF is hands down the funniest cartoon ever until they start messing with the intro. And after that its pretty great too.
The hell is going on up there?
It's cold and our coke sucks so we have to eat chicken wings and drink gallons of beer
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that all is funny user