What are some good movies to watch when stoned?

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M D Geist

getting stoned is the only way I can agree to watch marvel or neudisney movies with my girlfriend.

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Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery

Watching guardians 1 stoned having only seen 2 and inf/endgame was one of the best experiences of my life

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Samsara/Baraka/Koyaanisqatsi
Stalker
Big Lebowski
Any Satoshi Kon prolly Paprika though
Blue Planet 1/2
Aguirre The Wrath of God
Princess Kaguya or Nausicaa
Journey to the West if you like that kind of stuff

the only correct answer ITT
>YEAH BABY YEAAAH

Simpsons S11E05

Friday the 13th movies.

Animated musics are surprisingly good

This but the 2009 reboot

how high

Bro, bro.... Jason X.

Altered States

anything Rodney Dangerfield

Sci-fi is made for weed. The Matrix is pretty awesome

fuck off junkie.

the wizard of oz

trust me.

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Now that the children have spoken, what do the adults think?

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I always have to have a couple of alcoholic beverages to loosen be up before I smoke marijuana. Dr. Strangelove is one of my favorite movies to watch while drunk, but I don't know what it'll be like to watch while high. Check it out.

tl;dr

Planet Earth or River Monsters

depends on what type of stoner you are.
Dr.Strange is great for trippy shit.
Earth is a wonderful watch while stoned.

any fucking movie withe seth rogen

watch chernobyl hbo series; i did this with my friend and he ran outside (this was during the 4th of july) and started to dig dirt out of the ground and chuck it on the street shouting "GET THE GRAPHITE OFF THE ROOF!"
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trying to stop him with the neighbors about to call the cops and some kids with fire-sticks starting to run and cry, i take him back in and he falls asleep on the floor
around 12 cops came and i freaked, threw the rest of weed in dog-bowl when they came in, they checked us and left, and the dog started to walk funny
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so yeah watch hbo's chernobyl while you're high, it was fun for me

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I don't think that was weed, user

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas is pure kino

Jrjfjr

the big lebowski

have sex

a stoner wrote this

now sir, that movie is for those who have a higher stoner power level.
it will break the newbie, they will think the lizard people are real.

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Ha ha wow dude! VERY cool story

Correct.

Naked Lunch
Sorry to Bother You

watching movies drunk > watching movies stoned, refute this

>t. watching drive rn after drinking a flask of vodka

yikeroonies

all of them at once
all the movies
all at once
all of em

Penguins of Madagascar
Lego Movie
Minions
Wall-E
Interstellar

Cringe

I fucking love watching this movie when I'm high

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Inherent Vice

I watched The Phantom Memace recently and it was a lot of fun

why does weed upset virgins so much

Because they're pure of heart.

Cheech & Chong: Up In Smoke.

Now, I know people are gonna say that's one of the most generic choices possible but it's much fucking funnier when you're stoned.

They don't know where to buy it + don't have friends to ask for

I MUST FEEL GOOD I MUST FEEL GOOD ALL TIMES GET HIGH GET HIGH CONSUME WATCH MOVIES SMOKE WEED WATCH SMOKE MUST FEEL GOOD

weed is a substitute for substance.

>adults
>smoking weed
If you don't quit smoking weed by the time you're an adult you're screwed.

better than throwing a manbaby temper tantrum on. Yea Forums

Cannibal Holocaust and Begotten.

They never got offered weed in highschool and now they're lashing out about it. Sour Grapes.

stupefaction gets old real fast
I'm addicted to success

These are some of the best stoned experiences I've had but everyone is going to have different tastes when it comes to being high

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..any good movie? it’s not like
>“dude watch this movie ON WEED, it makes it so crazy!”

>>>reddit

This was very comfy when I was high other day.

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The Tree of Life

Because they're usually /pol/ shut-in types who are chronically upset about other people having more fulfillment and happiness in life than them. One of their coping mechanisms is to lash out against anything they arbitrarily deem too "degenerate" or "hedonistic", using pretentious and pseudointellectual terminology, arguments, and anecdotes (as if they know people). They are extremely bitter and unhappy, and have no one and nothing. So they cling to this puritan busybody ideology as an identity.

There's no other real reason to get as angry and invested in basedboys smoking some weed as they do, except to channel their outrage and frustration somewhere else to make themselves feel better.

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Nightmare on elm street series. Skip 2 though it’s literally fucking gay

it is off-topic and at best a recommendation thread

get some weed

back 2 reddit pls

t. posting on Yea Forums on saturday night

>Koyaanisqatsi
Based

lol that’s a really gay picture and gay filename. have sex

Can we talk about Naked Lunch for once? What a great combination of Cronenberg and Burroughs. And the exploration of creativity was so spot on. Really great movie, surprising how close Cronenberg got to Lynch.

Got my tooth pulled friday, so I can't smoke yet. But as always, it's gonna be nice to light one up after spending some time without it.

Day of the Dead. The doom really gets to you. So great. Also The Exorcist.

Using that same retarded logic, society as a whole shuns and pities alcoholics and heroin addicts for the very same reasons.

Except we both know that's not the case. I'm not even a /pol/tard and I smoke weed occasionally, but I can understand why they go after "weed dude" types who shape their entire personas around the single fact that they smoke weed, since it has become fairly normal. People like that are just as fucking patethic as alcoholics or heroin addicts, except the latter ones usually don't brag about it.

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B O B R O S S

OMG WEED AND BOB ROSS AND AREA 51 HAHAHAHAHAHA SEE YOU GUYS AT R/HYDROHOMIES

congrats man really happy for you

Damn you hit it right on the head. Well put

One of my favorite activities is calling the police in stoners who smoke in their car. It’s very common in apartment areas where smoking indoors can get you evicted. I just roll through the parking lot and look for interior lights being on, windows open, etc. and report any suspicious vehicles to the police.

In my state, smoking weed in a vehicle is a DUI, even if the car is off. I’ve probably ruined more than a few lives this way. Fuck stoners and fuck college kids!

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incredibly based

Based. I'll start doing this now too.

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Reminder that weed is not even close to degenerate or harmful as tobacco and alcohol, and if you think smoking weed is for "degenerates," you need to have sex immediately.

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based

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Alcohol is good for you

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Based and beentheredonethatpilled

>watch chernobyl
cringy wannabe soviet setting 2bh. Also the actors don't look like slavs and the british accents are ridiculous

I'm baked as shit and this is hilarious thank you