Please come to Batuu

No.

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>ITH OKAY, I-I UNDERSTANTH YOU WORKTH FOR THE R-RESISTHANCE!

>main character of star wars land isn't a popular existing star wars character like Luke Skywalker families would actually be interested in talking to
>instead generate an ugly OC on the spot nobody would ever be remotely interested in
this park was destined for failure

It's Baloo to you

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kill yourself mouse shill

I can do that at home with vidya

COLONIZED

There's too many desert planets. I also dislike the sci-fi cliche of planets having one climate, like desert, swamp, lava etc.

>took my wife's infant
>he ran up to talk to the droids
>they're just statues
It's a soulless fucking mall with an arcade game

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OMG THE MILLENIUM FALCON!!!!!!

>polygon is a Disney shill
Why is this not surprising?

Can you report her to the Imperial storm troopers?

Blumpf BTFO

Why is she dressed like Dr Eggman if she's a nigger?

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They didn't even get the MF right
that dish triggers the shit out of me

that poor (actress? is that what they call them?) has no idea what she signed up for, lol

>What do you mean you don't know Vi Moradi??

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Lando knocked the round dish off during the attack on the Death Star in Return of the Jedi, and it got replaced by a rectangular radar in the sequels.

>sci-fi cliche of planets having one climate
Have you seen our solar system? Every planet besides earth has one climate, you fucking mong.

DROIDS IN CAGES

Seriously, why would you make an unknown diversity addition the main character of this land? No one would know who she is, they'd think it's some fucking muppet doing cosplay and wonder why the fuck that nigger is bothering them.

Every planet besides earth has one biome. There are still different climates.

Like the rest of the theme park, she's intended to have absolutely no impact on or relationship to the main movie canon.

>she's intended to have absolutely no impact on or relationship to the main movie canon.
It's a fucking themepark, even normalfags aren't dumb enough to believe that the theme park isn't tied into the movies.

The world is a carousel of color!

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>mercury: barren desert
>venus: toxic wastland
>mars: desert with ice caps
>jupiter: gas giant
>saturn: gas giant
>uranus: ice planet
>neptune: storm planet
>pluto: ice planet
???

Now do Earth.

Wonderful, wonderful color.

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>people made fun of the Hagrid coaster opening because it was crazy fucking crowded compared to the Galaxy's Edge soft launch technique
>turns out the Star Wars land's just unpopular
UNIVERSAL WINS AGAIN BABY. Next time Disney, try actually using the property you own instead of just its name

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Read my last post. Earth is an anomaly.

And there's endless planets in a galaxy and they choose to only show barren single biome planets?

Theres many planets with multiple biomes in Star Wars though.

Naboo, Parnassos, and Ryloth to name three from three seperate mediums.

Send him to Batuu!

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holy fuck lmao you high or what, you think other planets dont have poles and climate variations? jupiter is far more varied than earth its fucking nuts

California's illegal immigrant population can't afford to go.

Half these people have been fired because of the low attendance.....

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Fpbp

it's empty because all the season pass holders are on blackout.
you really think starshit being bad would make the rest of the park empty too?

its a park with no rides?

I suppose one of the negative drawbacks of diversity quotas and finally being let into everything is that you'll have to deal with mentally ill white people and autists.

Because she a double nigger.

Is it bad that I just imagined stealing those Battle Droids and wondering how much they'd sell for? I still think the design for those things is pretty cool.

NEVER EVER

T_T

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>We built the place and things went swimmingly for years and years, but you're welcome now. Just please don't chimp out because white people are acting weird because they don't want you to chimp out.

she's ACTING

star was seems dead

i saw more people at my local park this morning

Imagine going to work on the third movie. Like working at a company that everyone knows is underperforming and nobody does their fuckin job but somehow the lights stay on because people keep overwhelmingly buying the subpar product.

A star wars attraction would be pretty cool

does it have mos eisley, coruscant, kashyyk, the dune sea, endor, hoth, the death star? imagine walking with a group down the landing pad of the emperor's shuttle as a legion of his best troops stand at attention and the imperial march soars

There's one "ride." youtube.com/watch?v=BHMAMzkkW18
They're planning to put in a second one just like it in December.

>failing? who said anything about failing? hahaha YOUR failing!
>please come

that looks pretty wizard

It's not ONLY the starwars faggotry that's hurt the park. It's also Disney's raising of prices. 200 red blooded American dollars just to get in. Fuck that. I'd rather go to Universal.
Disney is scaring off non ratfuckers with their high prices and boring attractions. i wonder if ratfuckers will be enough to sustain the parks???

well guess what it's a scored ride, and you need at least four people to play. So if your group gets divided up and you're stuck with a 7yo and a senile granny and they crash the ship then your turn is over faster and you get a lower score.

Imagine basing a fucking theme park ride on PUGs.

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I love photoshop

Live close to disneyland so I went opening day and yeah the park in general was strangely empty

Star wars land is alright, the real highlight is the cantina. The drinks are strong, the music is good and disney never fails when it comes to theme

kek

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any rodian cocktail?

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I get why it would probably have limited appeal to normalfags, but a steampunk theme park would be fucking amazing.

Not that I can recall

I had the Yub Nub (with souvenir mug) which was deceptively tasty. It had bits of passion fruit in it which was good and gave the drink an "alien" texture that was fun. Normally I need a few to feel it but this one had me feeling good by the end of it. Then topped it off with a beer. They had a 2 drink limit when I went, not sure if they'll lift that though.

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I understood that reference.

>my wife's infant

Ummm

There's no real skill to it, it's just pushing buttons like a God of War boss fight

I dont get how this works in a place like disney land. Do like only 6 people sit in the cockpit and "ride" this for like 5 minutes? What about the rest of the ship? How does the line even move?

Were people expected to tip the bartenders? That drink mustve been $75.

>hairdo
>periods
>sucking cocks
>Star Wars

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Based wookiepedia strikes again.

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>master spy
>bright orange jacket
>blue highlights
>and oh yes PINNING THE FUCKING BADGE OF THE ENEMY RIGHT ON HER CHEST

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> Yub Nub at Galaxy’s Edge: It’s bright pink like a Cosmo and has festive Malibu pineapple rum, Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum, citrus, passion fruit, and garnished with passion fruit seeds. Although it drinks like a rum cosmo, the Malibu dominates like a Vader neck lift. You can even get it served in a souvenir Endor Mug for only $42!

> $42

Jezzus, user. Plus tax and tip that's $50+ for a well punch? Disney saw you coming down the road.

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hour and a half wait for a 6 minute ride
sound like a great use of time

How tf would you know like you ever been to jupiter baka senpai

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I believe most of it is a prop, but as for how you get on the line is behind the ship and makes its way over to the side where the ride is

you sit in that cockpit and watch a screen. There are some buttons, but they don't do anything just like Mission Space its like regardless if you press them the ride continues as normal

>$42
How the fuck do people afford this shit? Isn't the target audience a bunch of wagies? You can go to an actual bar for cheaper.

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Without the (((collectable))) mug, it's still $16. Seems high for a well cocktail.

Beautiful. Diverse. Saved.

>pay thousands of bucks to be surrounded by manchildren and nuwars

lmao why not just go on a real vacation instead?

With the low number of visitors, the wait last week was reported as 5 minutes.

$42 mixed drink...that's just some pineapple rum, sailor jerry spiced rum, citrus juices and passion fruit? That's $42? You don't put HIV or Cancer treatment medicine in it?

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A master spy who wears a bright orange jacket with a rebel logo clearly emblazoned on the front.
She will blend right in with imperial troops.

Beer, Wine, and Cider on Tap:

Rancor beer flight — $75: A flight of all four beers in a souvenir stand with Rancor teeth glasses

Bad Motivator IPA — $12
White Wampa Ale — $13
Gold Squadron Lager — $12
Gamorrean Ale — $12
Toniray (Wine on Tap) — $13
Imperial Guard (Wine on Tap) — $16

They wanted to make it more video game-y like how many games from the days of Lucasarts weren't just the movies retold.

How much does GE cost to enter?

It's part of Disneyland

Credit and boomers using their already extremely overpriced homes as collateral for additional loans. The next 5 years are going to be fucking great for people who don't own real estate but sit on a fair amount of capital.

How much does disneyworld cost then?

holy shit this is worse than a pyramid scheme

I still can't believe that I live in a timeline where we're getting a sequel trilogy (which in itself makes no sense) but it has also fucked up the entirety of Star Wars beyond belief.

I mean it takes some next level talent to fuck up a sure thing like this.

Even George, who arguably failed with the prequels, managed to create something people were into and got the toys and merch and video games and so on.

We're two movies into this (and two side-movies) and it's all shit.

A single day ticket can cost $125 to the parks, but most people buy multi-day tickets which reduces the per-day cost.

It is expensive because of the star wars trademark.

To be fair, the prequels were warm, loose shit too.

It's expensive because it involves bragging rights.
Idiots will pay for it so they can post it on social media and get likes.

>$125
How much beer can you buy with that?

She's really cute. I feel sorry for her.

They won't get girls from it. Girls don't star wars.

I don't know I don't drink beer

but the prequels still made money hand over fist and the expanded content is what really drove it
nu-wars can't move toys because they look like shit, the expanded content is being written by feminists writers
it's a fucking mess

Why not?

Holy fuck cringe overload

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posting in a comfy jaded and wise on Disney's game general.

I never developed a taste for it. I enjoy whiskey occasionally, but I'm not much for liquor

>phantom menace
>evil guy is a mute with a double sword
"expands on your content"

FREE MY PEOPLE

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Why not Kamino? It was so cool.

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>grown men buying toys

gets dirty quick from all the fatscooters and burgers wrappers on the floor

Star Wars lost it's way after the original trilogy.

thanks for reminding me that sub 100 IQ people post here sometimes

Should have done VII, VIII, IX. Actors got too old now to do them.

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fisher was gay?

should edit George into it as the guy recording with his phone next to blue shirt girl

>be disney
>buy a franchise with millions of pages of stories written down
>decide that stuff is all stupid and doesn't count
>write a shitty story instead

There's literally no low communists and socialists won't sink to and they run this franchise now, so i can believe it.

Star Wars is literally communism in action. They want to feed everyone (give diverse people big roles they don't deserve because meritocracy bad) but the result is they starve everyone (too incompetent to produce enough value to deliver on demand)

No it's better as is. Thanks tho.

that's her mother

we'll see

whatever, dude

I'm being genuine when I say this, why the fuck is this relevant in the age of VR? I can have a better experience, at home, with existing technology and games. The only advantage this has is the Star Wars theming, but Disney fucked this up. Why isn't Han Solo helping me fly the ship? Who the fuck is that guy?

She fucked her mother?

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How about you lose the attitude?

>high
thats strip club prices without tiddies

Just go with it, bro.

I'll think about it

t. never been to a strip club

There's already a Star Wars VR game and it's not the worst thing in the world. Terrible cringe comedy side character, I am so over those, but once you get to vader and get a light saber it's not bad. Better than nu wars
youtu.be/uSvqUQCUdYg?t=50

Look at his thick neck. Makes him look like alpha. Daily reminder to train your neck

You better.

They sell the fullsize movie-replica droids for 25K and they have already sold a few.

no he's right, that's about the price in Oregon

I thought alien dive bars are supposed to be cheap.

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video was kind of cute

Neck pill strikes again

Earth currency would be pretty worthless off-world

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I will when they reboot it in three years, put it in the OT time period, and change it to Tattooine.

If I dip my balls into that milk, would they turn into blue balls? (Lol)

Darth Maul was 100x more popular than any Nu Wars character, especially among kids. There were never stacks of Darth Maul toys in the 50% off clearance aisle.

Yeah I remember this.

Star Wars shit would sell out everywhere in 2000.

He was bad-ass, puzzled why he got 3 lines in the movie.

The movie is called The Phantom Menace. Maul is the visual spectacle, the misdirect of a magician telling you where to look.

Darth Maul is back though.. did you not see the epic twist ending to Solo.. powerful

actually my nearest one is a bit cheaper

I remember every other kid dressing as Darth Maul for Halloween for a couple years. I haven't seen any kid dressed as a Nu Wars character for Halloween.

lol what the fuck

>Darth Maul is back though.. did you not see the epic twist ending to Solo.. powerful

Another late reveal though, Maul should have showed up in the middle of the flick.

They could have made a Battle of Endor ride and they made this instead.

Miss me yet, faggots?

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Meanwhile Flaming moes are $8, butterbeer in a souvineer mug is $12 and none of their alcoholic drinks are more than $10.

t. Just moved here
Maybe downtown clubs have prices like that, not elsewhere.

you forgot
>hire a bunch of women because they are women instead of them having writing talent and let them loose on your 4bn franchise

WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>mix four beers
>charge double over buying four beers separately

The designs in Nu Wars are just uninspired at absolute best and downright shitty at worst. They try so hard to just copy the original trilogy as far as vehicles/environments/etc but they only do so on a skin deep level. The end result is all these shitty "box vehicles" and "not tatooines". Can anyone even really recall any ships from Nu Wars that aren't literally the same ones from the originals? Then why wpuld they want a toy. same thing with the shitty new stormtroopers.

The prequels meanwhile did a lot of new and wild designs, and the throwback designs actually make sense in a story POV. Darth Maul is memorable because he is new and looks badass. Clone Troopers are cool because we see how their armor slowly evolves into the stormtroopee armor in each film. And they're all based off another cool character that adds to the depth of one of the most popular SW characters..Who, by the way, was mostly popular purely because he had a really cool and unique design. Disney will continue to fail until they realize that it takes a mix of cool NEW designs as well as nostalgia bait and not just the nostalgia. Getting that right is like 80% of the battle.

To be fair, thats just par for Yidsney Land. Literally everything is priced like that
>Shitty shirt that gets destroyed in the wash with sub H&M quality fabric and fit
>40$ while the much better quality shirt from H&M is 5$

This

A recreation of Mos Eisley would be good enough; you can have the Falcon there too, plus the Cantina with the bands and shit

Oh get off it. Lucas killed Star Wars, all Disney has done is rape the corpse.

Universal are selling proper imported ales and ciders. Disney are just getting shit from cheap local suppliers.

no, disney just took over the dumpster fire you made and still doesn't know how to put it out

As crazy as it is, they were all alive and willing to do it for the sequels. It was a one in a million opportunity. What did Disney do? Hire this MF JJ Abrams to make a reboot for women and turn all the old heroes into failures and kill them. This is outright insane. It's like inheriting the Ark of the Covenant and melting it down for the gold

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ROTS and TCW were both great, and TPM has its moments and isn't a bad introduction to it all.

AOTC is shit, though.

The flight is in (((collectable))) glasses, but they look like shite and hold maybe a cup each. So, $75 for 2 actual beers worth, maybe less.

>paying $4 billions for a dumpster fire
When did jews become this level of dumb?

Pic

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The Wizarding World of Harry Potter > Galaxy's Edge

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somehow they bought into their own psyop and started letting women be in charge of very valuable assets
it's bizarre

That looks like garbage. Who approved this shit?
>ah yes nothing say star wars like crap you'd buy at some hippy's craft shop except with the prices jacked up five times over

its like building something as seen in the movies and filling it with its characters is a good idea

>*films tits*
Dare I say based

Seventy-five fucking dollars.

Why are disneylets so obsessed with millennium falcon? I never felt anything towards that ship other than "it's okay I guess". It's not really cool in any way, stop making it into an iconic SW thing. Death Star is an iconic SW thing. But I guess it's not kids friendly enough

jews are great at infiltration but eventually always fuck it up

imagine it being a million degrees out and you're pretending to be a wizard in england lmao

They do that every time. Why do you think they keep moving? Because they keep fucking up

Disney has done nothing but insult the main star wars fansbase for being toxic, privilaged white men.
So no wonder many guys chose to not show up

its ok they can just cast niggers only and it will be just like modern england

Kinda doesn't even matter, since they're sold out anyway.

Hardcore freaks and resellers most likely. i doubt they can keep the shit afloat though

Bingo. I think one minor thing is Universal Studios lets you dress up as a Harry Potter character, whereas Disney has shitty rules against that "to protect their image." Hell, they want you to pay them money to dress up in an overpriced robe and wave around an overpriced wand (although those wands are cool as fuck since they interact with stuff in the area).
I don't have to imagine because I went in the summer. Even though it was hot, they still managed to make it feel like you were in the movies.

its a merchandise thing. its a large ship which means that it can be sold for more, its also associated with han solo who Disney think is a cool and marketable character (which isn't true as demonstrated by his film flopping). Disney just want people to buy an expensive toy so they market it where ever they can

The Millennium Falcon gets pushed because it's not a person who can die or demands royalties for use of their likeness. It's something they can make toys out of forever. Same with Darth Vader (except he's kinda dead in the story).

probably all the white men to increase "diversity"

>(except he's kinda dead in the story).
Not if Disney has anything to say about it!

>You're going to Batuu
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=pwEE8jtgevs&t=35

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thats better special effects then lion king

>The Millennium Falcon gets pushed because it's not a person

Actually it is now they uploaded the brain of the feminist robot onto it in Solo

Same with Chewie, that shitso is in every film now. But he's so boring they don't even know what to do with him, so far he was just standing around in every scene. I guess he tried to eat Han once, that was the only thing he did in nu-SW.

rise of skywalker

force ghost anakin bursts out of the remains of his funeral piror and starts mercisly cutting down the disney star wars cast as if they where the younglings from ep3.

I mean they could easily just put someone else in a Darth Vader suit and call that guy Vader. Fuck, they'll probably do that to Kylo.

>They're planning to put in a second one just like it in December.
thanks female engineers for once again not meeting the deadline anywhere close

Digits

>have to spend over 600$ for a single person to enjoy the park
No wonder it bombed.

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Death Star is bigger, associated with a more popular character and IS actually cool.

I really want an Atlantis: The Lost Empire ride where you escape from the Leviathan in sub-pods (simulators or on rails), then travel on a dark ride to Atlantis.

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It's also why they cast that guy who looks nothing like Harrison as Han instead of that other guy who was a deadringer: now they make Han toys and comics without using Harrison's likeness.

sóyaunt

Literally who?

unironically 'what' is that on the left?

Yeah, getting flipped on eb for twice the price. Although after fees and shipping, not making that much.

They both look like men.

outch

i get the point your making, just look at the lego sets, people buy both the falcon and death star and they cost more than an arm and a leg, but its eaiser to build a life size falcon than a life size death star so its eaiser to market

I'm glad SW is dead.

Uh....Im go back to cutting myself now

Everything about that brawl was kino.

Coca cola now exists in SW canon?

>Disney is for kids
Yeah about that

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asian cunny is not amused

SW isn't a lego franchise you know. Death Star is more useful in that you can set entire tv shows inside of it, entire games, that interior could be an entire section of a park. In terms of using it as a location, Falcon is like two rooms and they're not even interesting rooms

Yes everyday

Earth is also has an atmosphere and is capable of supporting life. Where the fuck would the oxygen come from on an ice or desert planet anyway?

SHUT THE FUCK UP BIGOT!
DISNEY STAR WARS IS DOING FINE!

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bad get

Why are Americans so fucking fat?

How hard would it be to break into that tomb and have a little look around, maybe a little touch and play as well.

Disney memory holed Atlantis a long time ago.
It's not happening.

bros...gjinald bzlumpf has gone too far this time...

You're still here? Or again?

I went in January, so it was somewhere in the 60s.

high carb/sugar diet

She's not a real spy, guys. She's an actor, employed by Disney to amuse children. She's wearing that stuff so the children recognize her as one of the good guys.

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Nice reading comprehension. You may now go back to watching your Marvel film.

>standing in line for two hours to watch a five-minute video on board the millennial falcon
no thanks

>niggers
>good guys

good luck trying to sell that shit to zoomers

oh my fucking god i hope they pay her well

Even fucking Naruto is better at subterfuge

It's sad really, they have lots of IPs that could be at least partially redeemed by making attractions, such as the Black Hole and Treasure Planet.

>dey hea

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Why is it always black people? Why no asians or hispanics? Not enough melanin?

They have Afrophilia. Pathological Afrophilia.

stah wors is briish init
no choinese in bri'ain

Because burgers are obsessed with niggers, it's a fact. on one sid you have SJW who think it's okay to have niggers everywhere now because of slavery, on the other hand you have /poltard who are begging to be triggered. In the middle you got jews producing this!

No. Prequels were shit as well.

It's just weird. Even in vidya and tv. Everytime it's a black woman with an afro, acting all smug and all knowing. Meanwhile the disneyland fight shows the actual reality.

/pol/ please.

> Even in vidya and tv. Everytime it's a black woman with an afro, acting all smug and all knowing.
name 5 vydia and 3 flicks

I think this picture is basically the perfect example why Galaxy's edge failed. No its not "muh sjw", its because everything there is a literally who?
Think about it this way? Who are the main focus groups of theme parks. Its children, families and die hard fans. Now, what do you think they would answer if you would ask them:"What would you want in a Star Wars Land Theme Park?" Everyone, including the sequel fans, would probably say things like "Darth Vader, Luke, Stormtroopers, Leia, Han, Chewie, Tatooine, the Death Star, X-Wings, Tie Fighters, Yavin 4..." and hell, a lot of people would probably also say "Darth Maul, Naboo, the Jedi Temple, Obi Wan and Anakin, Mustafar and Geonosis". Do you know why? Its because all of these things are utterly iconic to Star Wars. Everyone knows the Twin Suns, the Duel of the Fates, the Death Star Attack etc. Literally no one is going to say "Oh yeah, give me some Batuu, the trading post from the 2018 Thrawn book, or some Vi Moradi, the Resistance Spy from the Phasma book and Hondo Ohnaka, thats what i want when i think of Star Wars Land." Barely anyone knows who those are, and these people aren't gonna see them as icons of Star Wars. Who is the target audience here? Where is the Mos Eisley Cantina, Trench Run, Jedi Temple, Hoth and Naboo attractions? Where is the 'Star Wars' in 'Star Wars Land'?
Who would want to pay hundreds of dollars to walk around a park of just a bunch of nothing made to look similar to Star Wars, with the Millennium Falcon and literally whos put into it, and where all the attractions, of which there barely are any, cost extra.

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The only good thing of that would be if they pair that black women characters with white men.

Imagine if they ran the rest of the park like that: "Oh, this is Elsa's black friend Monique. Wouldn't you like to take a picture with her? Or would you rather watch the parade featuring Mickey's butler and Aladdin's chauffeur and the guy who does all the dry cleaning for Mulan?" The big kicker is that it's not like it's cheaper for you go to Not Tatooine and talk to Luke's High School Bully instead of going to Tatooine and seeing Luke. It's not like ticket prices are somehow discounted, so why all this discount literally who bullshit?

really lol? you thought it would be a challenge to come up with 5 video games with a 'knowing' afro bitch? there was 4 just at e3 2017.
movies - solo, the new star wars coming has one, can't think of a 3rd cos i don't watch movies

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wait, deadpool (not that ive seen it)

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problematic how they reduce women of color to that one stereotype

Beyond good and evil one at least looks kinda hot.

>bars inflate prices like crazy because people are retards under the influence of alcohol

This is supposed to surprise anyone?

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$45 for that isn't worth it.

kids don't read star wars books about menstruation you tranny freak.

I can hear the shotgun blast from Iger's office rn...

Despite all my rage I'm still just a droid in a cage.

Someone post the black family fighting in disney land

>Take THAT Glumpf!

>Dork Side of the Force
Holy yikes

What a glorious time we live in.

Its like if they made a Harry Potter park, but you don't go to Hogwarts, you go to Uagadou, the Ugandan wizarding school and you get to meet all your favorite characters like, Babajide Akingbade, the man who succeeded Albus Dumbledore as Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards.

I want Star Wars to fucking die.

What sort of insane mental gymnastics do you have to perform to think that fucking star wars is "communist"?

he's talking about the current sequel films. they made a big point of having force ability not be heritable (rey is from no fancy family) but all people have a chance to be the best if there's no power hierarchies keeping them down etc. they said this explicitly. it is a similar ideology to communism

it has.

>which isn't true as demonstrated by his film flopping
han is cool and marketable, just not whatever weird looking weirdo they hired to play him

not any more. even before being rounded down into a not-shooting-first pussy, he's from the past - he's about as marketable as whatever characters john wayne played or dirty harry. You might like them but they're not a draw these days. A sanitised no-shooting dirty harry is just..nothing

If she's a spy for the resistance shouldn't she pick a less suspicious outfit? The symbol of the resistance is prominently displayed on her bright orange jacket.

Star Wars is for children and for you adults to bicker over this is immature and undignified.

dude, we get it.
jeez, what a sperg

35 miller high life’s

That was the best part. Lucas is incredible at designing characters and giving them presence, but terrible at dialogue. Darth Maul is probably one of his finest creations because of that, no dialogue to fuck him up, just power and immense menace. Great character.

Star Wars fans are teetotalers.

Is there any image/text combo that makes braindead RLMlets seethe harder? The ST is literally what you stupid faggots asked for. Look at it. Take it in. This is what you are.

fuck you, dude.
seriously.

That dude with the lightsaber has got to be a sith. No way is he a good guy.

It's a girl.

RLM/House of Rats and Decay aka Disney, Faggot, let the butt hurt flow through you!

It's either a man or a woman, but not a girl. Stop infantilizing adults.

*spits*

Rude and spiteful.

NIGG'D
youtube.com/watch?v=zN_1eNqMARI

this happened ONE time

What are you talking about? I haven't seen none sequel trilogy movies. Only worthwhile thing about star wars is original trilogy.

they all suck

that poor poor woman

imagine your job being to interact with star wars autists holy fucking shit i'd force push myself off a fucking building

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Well thats awkward as fuck.

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many are virgins

They centered it on her because she is black and they want diversity.

no

Why can't these "people" control themselves at least in fucking Disneland?

drugs

>over $100 for a shitty vidya game "ride" and the chance to buy merchandise from them.

Walt is rolling in his grave.

>i'd force push myself off a fucking building

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star wars nerds are a special breed of virgin though

>is it bad that I thought something?
god damn you got some weak genes

Make sure to drink the water and get in bar fights

Except they’re not interacting with Star Wars fans. Don’t know who is interested in Batuu.

Have sex

Its CICO stupid

I hate it when he does that

Eliana Manjaw

Captain phasma would have had so much potential if she had actually done something in the film.

Rent free

>all people have a chance to be the best if there's no power hierarchies keeping them down
That's capitalist meritocracy you utter mongoloid. Do you even know what communism is beyond shitposts and memes?

The little mermaid
Jane bond (formerly james)
Mary Jane in spider man
Hermione in the new harry potter play
Men in black 4
Annie
Starfire in titans

What gets me tickled the most is that the people who support thissay it's great. But they collectively lost their shit with Ariel.

"REEEEE NOT MUH PRINCESSES FUCK YOU DISNEY FUCK HER FUCK NIGGERS"