ITS FINALLY ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!

Cernovich is a controlled opposition kike.

Dan is too powerful, they'll never get him

The clock was ticking

Kids find feet funny. When I was a kid I used to lick my toes and stick them in people's faces. I just can't take this shit about Dan jacking off to them seriously. This entire debacle was a Yea Forums joke that turned fucking retarded.

>Cernovich stealing from Yea Forums again
How very "ewish"

Brain dead retard.

He’s guilty according to these memes.

>I just can't take this shit about Dan jacking off to them seriously.
Do you know where you are?

>This entire debacle was a Yea Forums joke that turned fucking retarded.
this but unironically. it was just a Yea Forums inside joke that played off this boards own fantasies and fetishes until redditors and /pol/turds got wind of it and started taking it seriously. based retards.

Only thing that is suspect is Pickle Boy from All That being a pedophile. But that's Pedowood. Dan himself is clean as a whistle

If he goes down, Hollywood’s pedo ring will be blown open and “they” can’t let that happen.

Fucking this. Kids think farts and feet and poop and butts are funny. Feet are the most acceptable of these, hence why they get used a ton in kid shows.

>Kids think farts and feet and poop and butts are funny
welcome to Yea Forums 2019

Nah Yea Forums is just porn dumps.

Hes dont more than ask for feet pics. Look into it its really creepy.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ztj_4fFJck

>Michael Cernovich (born November 17, 1977) is a right-wing American social media personality, anti-feminist, men's rights activist, and conspiracy theorist.[4][5] He has been characterized as a part of the alt-right,[6] but does not identify as such.[7][8] Cernovich has been a regular host of The Alex Jones Show on InfoWars, a show known for promoting fake news and conspiracy theories.[9]

so this kike is just a professional incel?

why is this mike "muttwife" cernovich being allowed to tarnish chon memeology with his therightcantmeme boomer crap? I call raid on this turd

no he's the king of Grifters. He's an MRA stooge who survives of his wife's alimony payments and now makes money off of elderly MAGApedes through Patreon.

He's like if the Krassensteins were successful.

>Dan "the itsy bitsy" Schneider climbed up your daughter's spout

better delete your hard drive just to be safe

WOW SOME NOBODY THAT /POL/TARDS WORSHIP GOT 300 LIKES. FUCKING VIRAL!

You obviously aren't familiar with Hollywood.

thing is he looks like a crepy pedo but there is not actual evidence against him, no one came out and tried to metoo him...

>(((Epstein)))
>(((Weinstein)))
>(((Allen)))
>(((Polanski)))
>(((Schneider)))

Funny how those fools on twitter always identify them as white males and not as what they truly are. Also, while Dan should be confronted with justice the most important questions is when will Steven Spielberg be held responsible for his atrocious acts? He is the ultimate pedo

reminder dan is untouchable, he's actually the most powerful man in hollywood

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Never forget

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spielberg is on another level. hes protected by the cia. him going down means a pedo made jaws, et, jurassic park, saving private ryan, etc. the country would implode. hes untouchable

Bullshit there's no evidence of any of this. He's just a normal guy who finds feet funny and all those actresses always looked completely safe and comfortable around me. Leave him alone and find the real problems in the world

tick tock dan

Go to bed Dan

Oh holy shit hes probably the one posting all the cunny threads. Mother fucker, gtfo of here Dan you are not a 4channer!

He's a 4channeler

There is no way Dan didnt molest AT LEAST one girl. Id assume many more than that though. Yet not one ousted him during the whole #metoo phenomenon. What does this mean you ask? That Dan is actually a good fuck and the females he "forced" himself upon enjoyed it.

He molested millions...

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>lots of leads to follow

Yes a bunch of Yea Forums memes are great detective work. Christ thernovitch is an idiot.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

Are you male, female, or ((((female))))). If you are a dude that is especially bizarre behavior and you are probably gay or something

I used to stick my big toe in my mouth when I was a little kid because I was a fucking retard testing my flexibility but it wasn't that funny, seek help.

>Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider

every fucking time

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>sticking phallic objects into your mouth
Yeah im sure it was to test flexibility and not because you are a massive closet fag

Just face it Yea Forums.

Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider survived the #MeToo era, and he'll survive the Epstein fallout

The man is invincible.

Except it's only little girls feet within a specific age range that pertains exactly to his tastes. No old men, women, or boys showing their feet on his shows. Not to mention how all the girls on his shows are either scared or disgusted by him. Former stars like VJ have had their careers ended for refusing favors, and those who accept it become walking MKUltra sex slaves like Arena Grenade.

He's an attention whore who was bullied too much as kid. He will throw anyone and everyone under the bus to further his media presence. Despite this faggotry, he occasionally does decent work, like with filing the suit the lead to the Epstein docs getting unsealed. He seems to have some high contacts within the Trump admin which is the real reason they were finally unsealed.

>no Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider

>Cernovich
>wrote the Gorilla Mindset
>henpecked by his sand-niggress wife
D R O P P E D
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*yawns*

it's just Mike begging for attention, nothing to see here.

*chuckles and walks away*

try it Mikey boy

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Thernovich is jelly that Dan gets more puthy.

What’s his name again?

>Toe
>Phallic
What kind of chode are you packing Chang?

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#MeToo originated in Hollywood to act as damage control and scapegoat Weinstein (who should be in jail) for all their wrongs. It also drew attention away from Hollywood's real problem of forced sexual favors from male actors and the trafficking of little boys.

Epstein is full blown panic that the media spend years trying to cover up because nearly everyone high up is implicated. He was not was the ringleader but he was the general manager for almost all blackmail involving the abuse and torture of using underage girls. Dan has blackmail too but he is nowhere near the level of Epstein, and Epstein is going down. He will sell out the lower level blackmailers in hopes of some sort deal. Dan "The Man in the Prison Van" Schneider is fucked.

So PIXAR's John Lasseter gets taken down for giving adult woman hugs, but this guy continues to be protected by (((them))) ?
Is Dan Jewish?

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In order to be CP, it has to be overtly sexual in nature. Subjectively appealing to the fetishes of a particular individual is not enough.

>Is Dan Jewish?
>Dan Schneider
>Daniel Schneider
Ya think?

Phew

>little girls
What is it with this board and this shit? Are you aware of the age of the stars on his shows? Is everyone on Yea Forums literal 65+ year old boomers who think that 16 years olds are “little kids” because by comparison they seem that way or is this some kind of autism? I have seen anons called pedos for saying lewd things about 17-19 year olds multiple times here. I feel like I’m in some Christian fundamentalist group for the elderly.

>forced sexual favors from male actors

So Jonathan Brandis really hung himself to death the day after getting a role in a new tv sitcom? You would think getting cast in a new show would make someone happy not sad.

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he looks so much like a stereotypical kiddie diddler, that he probably isn't one

>posting all the cunny threads
Yeah! He's the one that makes them. All the time. Don't ban me, mods.

girls were fucking him for roles not getting raped on a small island so no one cares

Dan sure does love little girls' feet.

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shut up dan

dilate

Those girls were all 12 - 14 when the shows began.

>when the PTSD hits

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>Imply Dirty Dan won't show up on the flight logs.

>hugs
Mate, John Lasseter was doing more than just hugs, he still has a job, Disney just had to hide him for a bit til the heat died down.

He's about as innocent as pic related

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>Mike "please pay attention to me" Cernovich
>Mike "remember GamerGate" Cernovich
>Mike "subscribe and like" Cernovich

What the fuck is up with the people in movies and TV anyway? They're all a bunch of weirdos.

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>cernovich
Oh yeah the same guy who took down Gunn and blew the lid off pedowood. KEK
Dan did nothing wrong, the memes used to be joking around here, he is /ourguy/ and made lots of foot kino
the people who want to bring him down are dumb redditors and the_donald, pizzagate faglords

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Well, think of it this way: in high school or college, did you know anyone in drama club who was completely normal?

>When I was a kid I used to lick my toes and stick them in people's faces
What the absolute fuck

K, so teenagers when the shows started and adults or borderline adults when they ended. How are you not validating my point? I wish i could be there when you ate around a teenage girl next and baby talk to her and see if she wants to play with dolls. Your autism/retardation must be interesting to see

>he still has a job
Not with Disney. His contract ran out last year and was not renewed.

He got a story credit on Toy Story 4. As it stands, Frozen 2 will be the last Disney film that he'll have a credit on.

He's head of animation for Skydance now (their first animated features are planned for 2021 at this point), and even that was too much for some people (Emma Thompson pulled out of a project when he was hired).

In the context of everything else in the image, that picture of the kid fellating a scooter is even more disturbing than the ones of him dressed like a whore.

So many of Yea Forums's greatest trplls are in thanks to gullible redfitors not being in on a joke.

>lol it's just trolling guys, nothing to see here move along
Nah, we're all creeps here and we know another creep when we see one. Dirty Dan is most definitely into some seedy shit.

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Man it’s rough out there for men in the job market, especially the entertainment industry. It seems like there is a decent chance dan is a perv, but it’s certaintly not conclusive. Yet he might as well have been convicted of a crime. We are in the midst of a modern day witchhunt, aimed entirely at men, and it’s surprising how much of Yea Forums seems to support it. Just because we manage to snare some actual creeps along the way doesn’t make it ok to take down whatever innocent bystanders get caught up in this. We have a justice system for a reason

you were groomed good
how do I contact you?

I've been telling everyone who would listen that Dan The Man orchestrated his own mini #MeToo moment to get the coppers off his back. Isn't it funny how for all of 3 hours last year we thought this dude's jig was up? What happened to that? We don't hear a peep out of this guy

Dan is a creepy foot fag who got off on teenagers. He probably masturbated to all that shit and with all the metoo shit happening, Nick didn't want to deal with any of it. There are however rumors, gossip, memes, and blind items about Dan impregnating actresses, openly having sex with them, openly asking them to strip in private sessions in his office, he supposedly acquired hundred of hours of footage of his victims, he allegedly had hidden cameras everywhere, etc.. etc.. yet after all these years, not a single peep from anyone, not a single shred of actual concrete evidence, not the smallest one, none, yet "everyone knew". Weinstein one of the biggest names in Hollywood with so much influence and power gets taken down, but a children's show producer/writer/creator has apparently more power than Weinstein to keep everyone on a leash.
you're a 2015-16 redditor, I can smell it from a mile away

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That bitch looks like an alien

If he goes down, Hollywood’s pedo ring will be blown open and “they” can’t let that happen.

>and it’s surprising how much of Yea Forums seems to support it
It's mostly because of the perception that he's a footfag. That's like one step above furfag. If he were just a cunnyfag he'd literally be /ourguy/.

>Teenagers
Naw, he likes them as young as he can get them. He setup a promotion for 8 year olds to send in pictures of their feet with stuff written on them.

Reminder that gays reproduce by touching kids

>they honestly think that they can stop /ourguy/ Dan
theres no way they can but I'll enjoy watching them try

poor vjuice. i just want to hold her and tell her everything is ok

Loose lips sink ships (unless they're around my cock!)

>KEK

Is tv willing yet another meme into existence or is dirty dan really a pedo

I’m so confused bros

fag

I'm not denying that but most of his interaction with girls was overwhelmingly hebes

dunno know what's with all these history rewriting, Yea Forums used to love feet, maybe not nu-Yea Forums but in the golden age of waifus many anons were into that shit

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Wow, I was on board with Cernovich until now, but this unacceptable. Dan is /ourguy/ and needs to be above reproach.

Of course Mike Cernovich would be the guy to take a Yea Forums meme seriously

dan is innocent. he got bored or lost his talent. none of his new shows were really that good and todays young stars would rather be instagram sluts than actually work in tv.

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>Weinstein one of the biggest names in Hollywood with so much influence and power gets taken down
Weinstein was a scapegoat, a bone thrown to get people's attention, a pawn sacrificed in a much bigger game.

This pasta never fails to make me laugh. Fucking hell

Based

4 seconds in I can tell this is a shitty LARP

>LARP

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Nice diversionary tactic, Mike

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dan the man could never be stopped

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>FUNNY POWDER
As if someone who's been in Hollywood since childhood wouldn't know what cocaine on sight.

Back in the '80s, Drew Barrymore became a regular at Studio 54 (which, mind you, closed when she was 11), and was already in rehab at 13. That was a different time, for sure, but you're fooling yourself if you think these girls make it to college age without being exposed to coke.

Thanks user lol

Then she moved on to burning coal.

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, epic alt-lite faggot "comedian" posting an ancient meme! Upboat!
*gold
*silver
*platinum
EDIT: thank you kind stranger

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>Why yes, I also own a 4K TV on top of this stuffed toy, how did you know?

Why is this the part of that story your questioning?

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>implying you can kill god

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Oh, it's not the only part I'm questioning. It's just that in the whole ludicrous story, the irony (to me at least) is that that is the most unbelievable bit.

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This is defamation. A hoax with no basis in reality. I hope Dan sues all of you.

He's so innocent bros, he doesn't even know the lingo. Leave this poor loveable man alone

Farts are funny, you humourless pleb

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>cernovich

>wow a picture of a kid show director with kids, THIS IS PROOF HES A PEDO
cringe and no proof

uhhh what exactly happened to weinstein again?

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This. Anyone who repeats Yea Forums memes outside of Yea Forums should be hanged.

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microchips? This is where the Schneider haters have sunk to?

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Surely (((they))) wouldn't have fired him if he was a known pedo

>written by dan schneider
This is almost good as that chris watts video

Sexual Repression, Violence, & Pedophilia
Copyright © by Dan Schneider, 1/4/04
cosmoetica.com/B126-DES77.htm

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he's been doing this since before Nickelodeon though

Lmfao. If you didn't know, Wikipedia talk pages are some of the funniest fucking things on the web
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dan_Schneider_(TV_producer)

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he's going to trial over the alleged rape of women who claim he sexually abused them by abusing his power as a hollywood producer
however, Harvey has emails where the women are contacting and asking him for sex in exchange for roles, initiating the sexual encounters
he has also already settled with many, because a lot of these women just wanted money

dan however is still innocent and /ourguy/

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PIZZAGATE FUCKING CONFIRMED

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Dan "case closed, legs open " Schneider

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The Big Dick @ Nick is still my favorite

Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, Debbie!

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>unironically posting cernokikes twitter posts

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Is this Ariana grande?

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yes

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>Dan "The Man" Schneider
Classic. Also checked.

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what's funny is those in power in hollywood do this cause they have access to technology from isreal that makes deep fakes look like a joke

Thank god I never jacked off to this before realizing that's a dude's foot

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Cernovich is such a slimy kike. He knew Epstein for years.

fitzinfo.wordpress.com/2017/05/06/pizzagate-activist-cernovich-a-double-agent/

I made up like 99% of these. Fuck me die for not copyrighting them.

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she used to be so cute, I can't believe she's an adult already

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Do we have a list of all the fetishes Dan had?

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shut the fuck up

dan pls

>literally posting a reddit screenshot

these and the other few are based and classic Yea Forums unlike most of the reddit filled thread

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the mind control MK Ultra fetish is the one that bothers me
youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2uuUy3tS8

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what the fuck

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Nothing will fucking happen. He's untouchable.

Hi, Dan

>chimp chatanooga desperately trying to shift the heat onto some innocent guy

Not a single person who ever worked with Dan in the history of his career has ever had anything but good things to say about him.

I died

I wish that was me.

>meanwhile in Italy
In the early '90s we had a show about teenagers dancing by a pool, just because, and that was all
many faps were had

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youtube.com/watch?v=vmzXvWGYhEs

Yeah bro this is perfectly normal and not the work of a serious pedophile. Nevermind the feet shit, he pimped prime ariana grande when she was actually light skinned. Fucking kino.

Dan is on Maury next week for a paternity test so everyone of all yalls watch it. It's finally over, WE GOT HIM boys! We finally got him...

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>being an ignoramus
I assure you absolutely no one on /pol/ worships this hebrew erectus

Fuck off Dan. Your day is fucking coming and you should be absolutely terrified.

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Dan "Crashing this Plane without a Survivor" Schneider

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Check Dan's IG

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>The Big Dick @ Nick
Timeless

>no 'Leave Her Body In A Trashcan' Dan 'The Cops Wont Find Her' Schneider

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WHY DAN? WHY FUCKIN WHY?

Because he could.

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What in the fuck

Obviously it's because he is perfectly normal!

kek

I was double checking before i reminded him to add it

He was making kid kino

what happened to the terry richardson threads on Yea Forums?

both of these guys were always popular here and they both managed to coast through metoo unscathed. tuna can dan was quietly ushered out of nick and teflon terry got away with it

Based Dirty Dan. They'll never bring him down.

He's the father of the baby Jamie Lynn Spears had when she was underage

That's just a reddit conspiracy theory

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is there a single director in hollywood more deserving of chad status than Dan "the cunny divider" schneider?

no, it's straight off cdan faggot

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cope, Dan is innocent

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Based

tick tock daniel

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don't call me that

me on the right

>I used to lick my own toes
How do you even function in society?

What happened to Amanda Bynes???

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She's doing okay she was talking about some other guy

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