If you were Farquaad, would you marry this in order to become a King?

If you were Farquaad, would you marry this in order to become a King?

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I'd rather marry Shrek.

No because that's not how kingship works. You're a king if you call yourself king and can fight anybody who says different.

Dam boi, *smacks lips*, shawty be thicc

Google "The Honeymoon is Ogre"

Let me know what you think

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Who wouldn't

"Porn Shorts Vol. 1" might work better to google - it's a short Fiona story

i would kill myself for being a manlet

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he is already king of midge, no need.

this isn't a reddit post, if people want to respond, they will. sage for the sake of letting you know

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sage

I'd do it just to kiss her green skin and smell her braps. Being king would just be icing on the cake

This.

even if i wasnt king

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Ch

sage!

>Tfw no bbw ogre to fuck you dry

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and a princess ogre at that. you could be a wealthy king and fuck stinky ogre puss all day long. I'd be livin the dream.

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