*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
WE ARE, WE ARE, WALMART!
sound off, wagies
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
Carson Sanders
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Parker Gomez
Americans are so fucking disgusting and pathetic
Brody Carter
WE ARE WE AAAARE
(WEEEE AAAARRRREEE)
THE YOUTH OF A WAAALMART
Jaxson Sanchez
says a lot about the world if we are top dog
Austin Wright
This is why I'll take a shitty office job/call center gig over retail everytime. Fuck this shit
Jayden Torres
Do customers get to see this? How often is it done?
Isaiah Smith
thats the thing. You arent.
John Lee
Then who is?
Ryan Richardson
lol come at me bro
Zachary Davis
Whatever shithole 3rd world country he's from. Unironically though, its the EU, aka the fourth reich
Elijah Young
SNEEDY YOU’RE A FARMER, MAKE A BIG NOISE
OPEN UP A SUCK AND FUCK SOMEDAY
YOU GOT STORE FULL OF SEED, GUCCI ON YOUR FEET
FORMERLY CHUCK’S IS NOW OWNED BY SNEED, SINGIN
WE WILL SUCK AND FUCK YOU!
Samuel Gray
You ever take a piss on the floor of a public restroom as a payment in advance for the wagies?
Grayson Parker
glad i sell crack cocaine for a living, this shit dehumanizin'!
Joshua Cook
>innocent wagies
>Boomers: YEAH SING IT
Landon White
>HURR DURR YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY IS BAD BECAUSE OF THIS ONE SILLY TRAINEE EXERCISE
why are yuropoors so cringe
Nathan Walker
The US doesn't even make the top ten in quality of life countries
Wyatt Foster
>sunday wage cucking in khakis
nah
Lucas King
>top dog
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
William Collins
Everyone makes fun of this, but don't pretend you aren't jealous of these people for having such an awesome community. This is just my opinion (not that I have a horse in this race) but I think you should give your local Assistant Manager a hi-5... or a raise! haha.
Nolan Lee
gotta do what you gotta do to get that pay check, especially when young or a loser
Most of this stuff is made up by fat cunts in HR that need to have some kind of idea every 6 months to keep their job. After 10 years they just don't have any baring on what it's like to not work behind a desk and talk down to interns, thus they think chants are a good way to increase employee moral.
Kayden Bell
Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bone,
Bosses need vacation homes.
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
By all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
And make our bosses millionaires.
Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.
Come on wagie, join the crew,
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the bossman makes you blue,
You deserve it. You're a tool.
Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.
Grayson Watson
>jealous of being a complete deadbeat working with other ugly and fat deadbeats
Lmao what the fuck
Joseph Garcia
I’m not seeing many young people in that video, losers it is then. Quite sad actually.
John Garcia
thats cute
Joseph Campbell
Thank god i only have to deal with patients in coma and post surgery care.
The only time i had to apply for a job and the whales from pr made us to build a lego castle, i left laughting with half of the guys there.
Aaron Davis
t. american whos country is literally rounding people up into concentration camps
Thomas Reyes
I can't wait for NEETs to kill themselves once their enabler passes away and they realize they're going to be living on the streets in their 30's. Meanwhile I'll be living in a comfy house playing vidya and shit posting on Yea Forums.
Gabriel Morris
I've never been able to make it through this video, as soon as he starts singing about being a cashier I cringe into a bizaare subspace entity.
And I've seen the "FOAM xD" video more than 40 times
James Campbell
I've simply walked off any job where they made me do shit like this.
Jacob Rivera
Are there even any white people in America anymore?
Easton Parker
You wish. You guys hate us cuz you ain't us.
Camden Jackson
sad day
Kevin Jones
Ah yes I would love to be a fat manlet mutt working in Walmart LOL
Gabriel Thomas
based and p.o.d pilled
Jaxson Young
WE ARE
WE
ARE
WALMART
Aiden Butler
Blow it out your ass
Eli Watson
Took a shit all over a Walmart seat, then moved to the adjacent stall and shit directly on the floor lmao
Went back later and they had the whole bathroom closed off with caution tape
Grayson Lopez
>give me a SONG
just imagine the fat, soulless, neet aspie behind the camera, giggling to himself as he experiences a brief moment of power over another human being as he drops the dollar into the tip jar. you can practically see him just by the sound of his voice
Brayden Barnes
You guys haven't seen these? I Used to work at a Target and they made us do this every morning for morale purposes.
Daniel Garcia
No its most likely because you're fucking overweight and don't exercise. MOVE YOUR BODY OR DIE.
Michael Allen
To demoralize you?
Zachary Williams
is that why mexicans risk their life to go there?