LAST DRIVE-IN Joe Bob Fun Darcy

How do I achieve this body?

I won't miss it this year!

I'm upset there won't be visible nipplers in this first tingler.

Seeing Chad's nipple in the opening scene made me feel something.

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>I LOVE STAR WAAAAAAAAAARS

Sit and watch horror movies for 12 hours every day while drinking booze and eating snacks and shitting in a brown paper bag.

Encourage your court ordered visitors to binge with you.

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Which one sucks the other?

Be mindful of how you talk about The Mutant Family!

I don't want to have to show you my boomstick.

We're watching Tourist Trap and we don't need bathing suits.

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I'm getting a boner

Nice

Is it me or Joe Bob looked a bit nervous on that first pause?

Come backs are a bitch

This was his first on screen appearance in 17 years?

He needed some time to warm up for the camera.

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he's a big guy

Are you a woman with small boobs or a dude with huge boobs

Just thinking about movies and the mutant family.

Tweet me your favourite horror films.

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Holy shit, are you that tranny from that one picture of some tranny reddit page who's "wow, just out of the shower, 1 month of HRT" ?

For you

Have we seen :Darcy: Tonight?

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Not yet, she only appears starting the second to last intervention iirc.

I mean, second to last intervention of each movie

So this movie is basically a redneck remake of House of Wax?

Which came first?

Stephen King said Tourist Trap was his favourite movie but didn't like Chuck Connors?

I love you Mutants!

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House of Wax was 1956

53*

I love pairs Hilton in that

I'd die for a pair of hilton's

Are we ready for sleepway campng?

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Ye though I'm probably not gonna be able to make all of Rabid. I want to be able to wake up for Demons and Hellraiser.

I like this mask.

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Waiting

t r a n s i t i o n i n g

p a s s i n g ?

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yikes

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Is that what Dana Carvey is doing now that he's retired from movies?

Aww shucks guys. Thanks for watching horror movies with me.

I'm not worthy!

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Might

Tell me what you'd do to me!

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Cut your head off and fuck the stump

Watch Sleepaway Camp with me for mangled dick fun.

Here we go

I unironically miss having this every every Friday

I'm catholic, but that's a pretty good joke.

Soon. They're announcing Season 2 tomorrow.

And by announcing, I meant the dates, it's S2's been announced a bit ago.

Is it fun?

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Mangled dick expert Felissa Rose?

Thank God

Its just nice. You know you have something to do, and it will involved horror and good rants

Based bathrooms

Yes. In the Flesh!

Pay close attention to this one boys and girls and boygirls and girlboys.

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fuCKYou

Wait a second the kid in the non mangled life jacket was the boy

What could it mean

Protect your junk!

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I have to. I own two pairs of these
kommandostore.com/collections/summer-collection-2019/products/french-blue-polyamide-pt-shorts

Why did Ronnie take Angela into the kitchen?

Why is Meg so mean?

Why does big booby jooby have such shiny hair?

That scene made me almost pass out fuck me

I want to spend the weekend with Miss Rose

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That Kenny is suck a trickster

Ronnie knows that treating the cook well is what you do in lock up, which is what camp really is. Who cares if the creep wants the boipussy if he'll give you extra pudding.

I never saw Sleepaway Away camp but this is pretty good so far

Sleepaway Camp has me thinking about Sleepaway Camp when I'm not watching Sleepaway Camp.

Man, fuck summer camps, the worst experiences of my life.

Summer Camp is probably the only reason I am a mildly functional adult. If it werent for camp I'd be a hyper neet weeb creep

>I want to be a girl because I"m being bullied
Said every mentally ill fag ever. Women are worse than every Chad ever.

This is the second film of the night with how many more films to go?

Seriously. Best night ever.

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The shit I've seen in summer camp was mostly the gayest fucking shit and probably the reason why I'm an actual recluse today.

Ours was awkward as fuck and full of normie shit but I learned a lot.

Good luck user, recluse or not I hope you find some comfy shit to do

For a group of kids who had two of their friends die they sure dont give a fuck

Tomo-chan in under a minute and I'm having a panic attack

A N G E L A

Capture the Flag
Flag Pole

Are you following the clues?

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Tfw Angela prevented gramps from prime poon

*smack*

>Boldies

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8 more movies!

BASED

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Rabid beginning now.

I haven't seen it.

Good night cole did coke with a girl one night and watched Rabib Fun times

Rabid is a van lovers wet dream.

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Btw this movie is getting remade

The directors did American Mary so maybe it won't be trash

youtu.be/9X-ktSX14hY

looks like a trailer exists

I really REALLY don't know how to fee...
>CM Punk

Yeah no hope

I won't watch movie trailers anymore.

Bump for Rabid.

Meh i'm fading so I might just go to bed and get up so I can have everything done to watch Hellraiser

Trying to stay for the next movie too. Rabid is intense as fuck though.

Sorority Babes in Slime Bowl O Rama will be fun.

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Anyone still watching?

New movie starting soon.

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Yep. Except I kinda wanna go to sleep.

2 more hours! You can last.

Trying to hang for this movie.

10 Breasts

We can do this.

Initiations and hazings are retarded.

Yeah how come they always involve gay stuff?

Based and MILKpilled

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The term is "lesbianic" and it's part of the "sisterhood" and "sister wives" "sorority".

Diana is getting a little bogged these days

Making me miss bowling alley arcades.

where's the slime???

Based and Prime Bimbopilled

Everything was just fresher in the 90s wasn't it?

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God Bless Brinke Stevens

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wht did joe bob hired a coalburner?

Blame Shudder.

Also, Darcy (Diana) is FUN. So please respect the mail girl insTITution.

Hint: She passed the audition

didn't they already watch sleepaway camp?

Blood Feast just started

I ended up coming away from last year's marathon really liking Sleepaway Camp, Rabid, and Demons, and I've watched them several times since then. They were nice discoveries.

Joe Bob's passion for film compels me to watch them.

Looking forward to Demons.

I'm not sleeping

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Who is this guy and why and how is he relevant to horror

He's been promoting films for a few years. Probably longer than you've been alive.

He's been writing about and hosting horror and exploitation cinema for at least 30 years. He hosted a show on The Movie Channel for about a decade in the 80s-90s, and then switched over to MonsterVision on TNT in the mid-90s until 2000, which is what most people remember him for. Mainly kids and losers who didn't have anything to do on Saturday nights.

youtube.com/watch?v=e4l21xgRGzs