have you ever shoplifted teevee? if so, for what item?
Have you ever shoplifted teevee? if so, for what item?
no because I'm not a nigger
also, give it back tyrone
I once stole some dinosaur toys back when I was like 8.
dude, I can't lift a shop
I used to steal tons of cough syrup so I could get fucked up for like 6 months when I was 16.
Junk food and a toy gun when I was 10 or so
Done it only a handful of times, the most I've gotten away with is a 1070 Ti
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used to shoplift steel reserve 40s pretty regularly
sometime I take sealer bags and steal some salad stuff, and mix it with ranch sauce in my pockets.
I used to steal from Waitrose every single day. Their self service machines didn't have a weighted bagging area so you literally just scanned what you wanted to pay for. I worked it out that in total I stole roughly £1800 (honestly this figure is probably higher) of food over a year and a half.
I ate like a fucking king. Scottish smoked salmon in hand, scan a pot of £1.25 cottage cheese and take the blueberries and salmon for free. At one point I was even nicking entire family packs of organic chicken.
Stole candy from the convenience store when I was in grade 10. I especially stole lots of gum and would sometimes do a trick where I grab two packs, slip one into my sleeve, any pay for the other.
what are you a cop or something?
Accidentally took a drink out once, went back in to pay and the store owner called me a dumbass for coming back in. Threw a snickers bar at me and said have a nice day thanks for the laugh.
Shoplifting is the most pathetic of the 'petty crimes'
One time when I was 8, I walked into a shop and went over to one of the coffee/tea stands and just made myself a cup of tea and walked out without paying because I thought they were just giving it out for free, and it was literally only until my mom saw me two minutes later and I told her that she had to go back and pay the shopkeeper.
But no I've never shoplifted intentionally because I'm not a troglodyte and/or poor.
a mechanical pen. i needed a pen
Of course and nice try FBI
Fucking scumbag
I once did accidentally, went in to a gas station to buy a few things, enough i could just carry by hand, so hands were full and i get a text, in getting my phone out i dropped it and a candy bar, picking them both up i put the candy bar in my pocket and checked my phone. after checking phone put it in pocket and forgot about candy till after i paid for everything else and got in the car. I just left.
>order a water
>no charge
>go to the soda fountain
>fill it with soda