BOND 25: Christoph Waltz Confirmed To Return As The Villainous Blofeld

YOU SICK FUCK

So why don't you just act as yourself and rake in millions?

A happy German is rare tbf

austrian

hopefully it's better than spectre, but that shouldn't be hard to achieve.

At least Moonraker was entertaining.

>The editing in Quantum of Solace. The gay scene in Skyfall. Jamaican Moneypenny. The five-year gap after Spectre.

It was me.

based, Christoph and Ana de armas.
Now replace Craig with Tom Cruise and we have a kinodeal.

Reminder that Telly Savalas is the objectively best Blofeld

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I wipe until I see blood

shut up, chris

ALL MINE

>that time bond captured blofeld with a helicopter and threw him in a chimney

Austrians are Germans

Who here /CharlesGrayBlofeld/? pure campkino performance

Wait, new Moneypenny is from Jamaica? I assumed she was from one of the African colonies.

Oh, so a Jew?

>that time Bond shot down Blofeld's helicopter with his tiny little Walther PPK

>Remember that time a particular user followed you and called you faggot on every post you made, James?
>It was always I!

>That ad for Weight Watchers you found in Keely's purse? It was me James. When they messed up her order at McDonalds and gave her a salad instead of a large fries? I switched the orders. Me. The fat-free yogurts in the fridge. The elliptical in the basement. The casting of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman and Vikander as Lara Croft. All me, James.

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We really don't get actors with unique faces anymore. He had really unique charisma, not 'safe'.

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That time you accidentally came on your cat... it was me james

He's fucking great in OHMSS

>Remember that time when you've spent 3 hours edging and just when you've finally started to ejaculate to a perfect angle cameraman changed it to male anus?

>It was me.

good. as stupid as blofeld's story was, i really liked christoph waltz and was hoping to see him again.

I just finished spectre for the first time. let me get this straight... all of this , was all revenge, for james having blofields dads love?

I saw Spectre earlier this year and can't remember a fucking thing about it other than the memes

This

Why is he reddit's favorite actor?

I can't stand that memecious faggot. Insufferable hamfisted fag who always plays Hans Landa in everything he is in.

Retard

When you have to keep bringing back bad guys from previous movies, that's when the franchise needs to pack it in.

Recent Mission Impossible bringing back the bad guy from the previous flick, pack it in.

Now the Bond franchise, I mean really.

PACK IT THE FUCK IN, FOLKS, YOU'RE DONE

blofield is the main baddy of the bond franchise you fucking bitch

Im excited for this to finally fucking come out so we can start the Bond Reboot casting hype

they waited so long a whole generation of actors aged out of the role. i honestly have no clue who'd even be eligible.

>all of this , was all revenge, for james having blofields dads love?

Yup. He somehow managed to engineer Bond into becoming a world-class card player so he could be assigned by MI6 to defeat his agent LeChiffre in a poker game which would then lead him to Quantum, and then to Silva, then to him, all the while never making his presence known and no villain or henchmen ever mentioning him over the course of a decade.

Makes total sense, top-tier screenwriting.

>The casting of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman and Vikander as Lara Croft. All me, James.
MADMAN

Name a villain more based and bondpilled. Oh no, YOU CAN'T

But who was Ayla Payne? A character in one of his fanfics?

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Like brits are americans.

Post YFW she never had braces. Ever.

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I guess this means that Bond 25 will be disqualified from getting any BAFTA awards.
Prepare for the controversy.

This is gonna be so bad. You just know they're going to redo OHMSS with waltz getting "plastic surgery" and Rami Malek will be him in the new film aka Telly Salavas was to Donald Pleasance. Think about it, waltz and Malek are the same fucking height and build.

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Nice to see some real men on this board.

I really really hope its not OHMSS remake.

You can tell it will be. What with bringing back blofeld and the dogshit that was Spectre and most of Craig's movies. Barbara Broccoli is a fucking moron.

>Telly Savalas is the objectively best Blofeld
Paired with prime Connery and you would have had guaranteed Bond kino.

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im praying if rami is the bad guy, that he just ends up picking up the pieces of spectre and that current blofield just happens to have a cameo ala Hannibal lector assisting bond for a scene of information. if its just a retread of OHMSS im out. No doubt they are going to kill madeline or kidnap her to raise stakes... I just wish, I don't know... they put some effort into going somewhere better and different. Ive seen this shit before. If they are going the same route, then the movie better be fucking amazing with the action and setpieces. Otherwise, fuck the brocollinis.

>Hannibal lector assisting bond for a scene of information.
Been there with Skyfall. We're getting OHMSS/Dr. No I think. This film is meant to set up the next Bond and closing off Craig's tenure.

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which character was hannibal lector assisting him?

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dude. just because hes in a cage doesn't … don't take it literally... im simply saying a scene with blofield could show up for a cameo and assist him, he doesn't have to play the main bad guy.

It was me, Barry. It was always me.

I absolutely loved waltz in basterds and django, but never got around to looking up his other movies
what are some essential waltz kino?

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ZERO THEREOM

fucking worst movie worst villain

the idea of taking the bad thing from a few other films is so retarded

it's become customary for us to mock this with real life events, something bad happens

IT VUS ME JAYMS, IT VUS AHHL ME

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Underrated

He is truly evil

>>That time you went to /gif to fap and clicked on the what looked like a hot chick picture but the webm started up and it was a chick with a dick and you stopped fapping right away disgusted as you lost your boner and then it wouldn't come back so you just clicked on a rekt thread and then couldn't sleep cuz had dreams haunted you?

Me.

>losing a boner to that and not going even harder

Pleb

>when Dr. Pavel refused Bane's offer in favor of CIA's so Bane had to kidnap him and crash the plane with no survivors.
>All me.

>>Likes chicks with dicks

Fag