Witcher thread. Post your what you desire and what you expect out of the series

This but ironically.

reminder

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>writer of high budget TV posting on Yea Forums
why do you always fall for this shit? isn't it enough of a dumpster fire without pretending to have insider information?

SJW tranny nigger garbage

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>what I desire
bleached kino
>what I expect
bleached kino

youtu.be/ehjJ614QfeM
Better have sexy monster kino

Apparently Triss and Yen get naked. I'm sure others will as well.

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after spending so much time in the game I cannot look at those baby hands and not laugh

>turn both white sorceresses geralt fucks brown/black

clearly a bleached fan on the writing team

>one sword

>in the game
>implying there is only one
zoomer leave

i expect a giant dumpster fire and endless impotent nerdrage and therefore i am looking pretty optimistically to the premiere

Talking about how X is shit is a lot more pleasurable than talking about how X is good
this is how humans are

Geralt will be scolded by female characters for totally benign things. Female characters will act egocentrically and irresponsibly and be praised for it.

So? A nigger and a poo in loo yikes

It's dapting the books not the games. Everyone complaining about the one sword is retarded. The casting choices and the nilfgaard armor are legit complaints but the sword one isn't.

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so it's a faithful adaptation of it's source material.

why the fuck would I talk about irrelevant ancient games if the only show this tv show exists is because of witcher 3 success?
neck yourself, necrophile

I'm going to watch it and pretend its berserk

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just give me something for the pain and let me die

>Post your what you desire
Evelyn Claire
>and what you expect out of the series.
Not Evelyn Claire

>tfw this ends up being better than the show

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>what you desire
Something both entertaining and faithful to the source material, with comfy stories based on the first two books.

>what you expect
I lost all my faith after Nilfgardian scrotum armor. Won't even pirate it unless Yea Forums tells me it is not that bad.

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Did they announce an actor for Dandelion?

I don't doubt they cut off dandelion, even tough he is such an important and beloved character, just because the roasties on the writter team dislikes womanizers.

Yes though they used the polish version of the name so its Jaskier

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>Desire
The Last Wish on screen with Gerhalt meeting Yen, her being a likable bitch and having the same ending as the story.
>Expect
Cavill and his charisma carrying the whole show. Extremely unlikable female characters. Jumping directly into the Ciri series and ignoring the earlier stories and background.

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If GoT has difficulty budgeting a couple of dragons for a few minutes a season, how can The Witcher possibly afford the various monsters Geralt encounters on the reg?

>Nigflix
I won't even bother watching the first episode desu

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Whether his story is true is unimportant. The important part is that it is obviously true the Nilfgardians were designed to look like genitals.

> Jaskier
hehe
not "buttercup" though, huh
I guess not translating it makes more sense, Almost everyone translated it whereas anglos changed his name into another flower name.

Why is my titty commercial-fu trying so hard to make me dislike her?

Yes because the worst people on Yea Forums(redditors) require generals to anchor themselves to.

As someone from Poland who read these books a lot when I was younger, the existence of the show makes me pretty sad. Wha can't we just have nice things. Everything has to be butchered at some point

I believe in Henry. The rest of the cast, not so much.

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>Evil big black cocks attack light haired white girl because they want to ravish her for her superior bloodline so their descendants with be the ultimate kangs
>Pale lighthaired aryan man must defeat the bbc and protect her while banging exotic sorceresses and saving people everywhere he goes despite not being appreciated the way he should be.

Seems like the kind of thing you guys would like.

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That’s exactly what happens in all the books.

It will be shit regardless

This is why I would never trust a Witcher adaptation outside of the hands of someone who knows how to work with finesse, which isn't the case of anyone under Netflix. Yennefer is the perfect example of a toxic stubborn female, and making her work as the harpy she is while still making her likable to a degree is not an easy task. Either Netflix will tone down her character, or make her "faithful to the source material" and run the risk of Yennefer ruining the whole thing because of how vitriolic she is.

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It's gonna be a fucking disaster. At least some memes will come out of it.

Yep. Yenn is a total bitch but still likable. It's a hard character to portray, particularly nowadays where they would try to make her being a bitch a good thing.p and she would quickly become insufferable.

The Witcher 3 did a great job of it, so why not just do exactly what they did (it's that easy bro, just do exactly what they did).

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She's just trying to get her name out there so she can make more titty kino.
It isn't working

Doesn’t help that they casted a teenage Indian to play her

The bad guys literally look like penises
They took a feminist series of books and decided it wasn't enough. Subtlety has to be completely thrown out of the window.

i desire a diverse and interesting take on a formerly unoriginal white circlejerk, and desu i expect them to deliver

I expect a really good looking trailer, but a show that resembles Zena the Warrior Princess than it does the source material. What I'll get is Henry Caville waxing stonefaced, Netflix's heavy editorial hand and a plotline that somehow uses horror tropes and magic to exclaim "white people bad!"

How about no.

Has there been anything good came out of holywood last 8 years?

>it's about the good, forget the games!

>cast cavill and use daddy geralt from games
>poo yenn
>black triss

b-but hey, look, Triss is not a redhead and Geralt only carries one sword

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>desire
The narrative follows the books and the characters look like what the author described
>expect
Its made by netflix, so you all know whats going to happen

How are they going to handle the children of contempt? underaged drug addled rapists for 2 full books

I'm pretty sure Triss is a redhead in the books. They describe a lot about her hair when talking about the battle against Nilfgard that happened after they took Cintra.

That armor looks like dicks, but tbf your pic is comparing a Knight with a foot solider

She is

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I wish it to be shit and i think it will be shit.

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even common foot soldiers in the game had better armor than the shitflix one.

>will this be yet another show Yea Forums claims is shit and hates yet there will always be a general up and the board won't be able to stop talking about it?

Yea Forums is almost as bad as /pol/ at predicting things.

Enjoy this reddit spacing, faggots!

isn't that wrinkly armor HARDER to forge in theory? they didn't have 3d printers back then

not happy about the racist anti-white casting of the show in general, but god fucking damn I hope we get to see this chick's milkers.

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