Who would win a fist fight?

Tony bangs them all out.

Does Tony have a piece on him? This is important.

it's Dexter and it's not even a fucking question

Tony basically loses a fight to fat fuck Bobby
Walt is dying and old and is just a teacher
Frank is just a fucking politician
Dexter is LITERALLY A SERIAL KILLER WHO HAS WON NUMEROUS ACTUAL FIST FIGHTS TO THE DEATH

>fist fight
no

Do they get prep time? This is where Dexter becomes weaker

T>Dexter Guy>Frank>Walter

Member when Dexter held his own against pic-related?
It's not even close

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Walt doesn't fight because he's meek and weak and doesn't want attention.

Tony doesn't fight because he doesn't want attention.

Dexter doesn't fight because he's a member of the law.

Spacey doesn't fight because the other three aren't sexy pre-teen boys.

Dexter, no contest.

Frank automatically wins when in vicinity of at least four step stairs

Dexter, the dude was swole

WTF

Tony is constantly beating on people with little rational reason.

Most of the tension in his performance comes from him actively trying and barely succeeding at not hitting someone

Dexter knocked down Doakes with one headbutt.

youtube.com/watch?v=FSyD2eq1GLM

Tony, while occupying one of his arms eating gabagool.

is dexter worth watching if from the start, i know people say it gets worse as it goes on

>Dexter has actual experience and stays in shape, he'd gas out Tony easily.
This isn't sport fighting. Also are you implying Tony Soprano would lack fighting experience?
>Tony basically loses a fight to fat fuck Bobby
Did you forget he was fresh out of the hospital having fought off a ruptured aorta and sepsis?

Are you joking? Even final-form fat Ton smokes all those other fairies, let alone prime.

drop after season 4

Season 1-2 are absolutely kino. Literally no reason not to watch them. When you finish them you can either continue and quit when it gets bad or whatever. Season 3 is meh, season 4 was ok, season 5+ is trash, imo.

>fresh out
6b is a whole year after that, user. How hard can it be to recover from serious bodily trauma?

This user knows his shit.

I still like Season 9 though, because it honestly descends into the "So Bad It's Good" territory.

A person would almost certainly have some level of impairment for life, especially a person nearing 50 like Tony.

Dexter > Tony > Underwood > Walt

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Objectively right

Are you kidding me, dude? Tony would've been dead by all accounts if the series was any more realistic.

when was last gabagool consumption?

Dexter > Tone > Frank > Walt

sneed

Dexter, not even close

Walt could barely hold his own against Jesse, there's no way he could handle any of those other cocksuckers

walt never intended to harm jesse, at least physically

And Bobby sucker punched Tony. T would've won the fight if he didn't slip on the throw rug.

No it's shit

what happens at season 4

the show was such a hit it wouldnt be cancelled even though the writers had no idea what the fuck to do

they ran out of script

I don’t want to take anything away from you but...a sucker punch is a sucker punch.

Well, it would be between Tony and Dexter. Dexter being a jiu-jitsu martial artist and being much stronger than his manlet frame should allow puts him over the top. I'm still pissed they ruined the show after season four.

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The trinity killer, played my John Lithgow, kills Dexter' s wife Rita in the bathtub in the finale. It goes to shit very fast from there on out.

Correct answers.

You people are legit fucking retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=wjZ3XgGUeYg

>asshole

ITT: nerds who have never been in a real fight, and who don't understand what an overwhelming advantage size actually is. There's a reason every professional fighting sport in the world has weight classes, because past a (very small) threshold for size differences, no difference in skill level will ever matter. A heavyweight sized guy off the street would annihilate a world class featherweight nine times out of ten.

Tony and Dexter are the only two real participants in the fight, the other two don't even belong here. There's a nonzero chance that one of the faggoty redditors on /r/tv could beat someone like Walter White, or Frank Underwood.

Tony is significantly larger than Dexter, which IRL is nearly insurmountable. Dexter may luck into one or two falls in his favor out of ten, but life isn't a video game, and Tony would beat him more times than not.

S1 Tony MIGHT have a chance against Dex, if he gets in a lucky shot. Meanwhile, Dex hits him three times in the liver and kicks his brains in while he's clutching his gut.

youtube.com/watch?v=KSMPDL5lDYY

an argument between these four would be incredible

Dexter, hands down. He literally kills people with his bare hands when the mood strikes him. The others just have a lot of grit

Tony because he had the makings of a varsity athlete.

See >which IRL is nearly insurmountable
Dexter has Martial Arts training. He handled a Navy Seal with 35lbs on him easily.

>ITT: nerds who have never been in a real fight
That's you indeed. You've no idea what Martial Arts give a man.

My experiment to see how terrible Yea Forums is at reading sarcasm was a marvelous success

Tony would get winded quickly, Dexter would win.

B-B-BUT BIGGER IS BETTER!!!

>Jews and Italians
>white
LMAO [/SPOILER]

fuck off, idiot
some people on Yea Forums are literally autists - as in, they are diagnosed with autism by a doctor - and you're here pretending to be better than them because you're communicating sarcasm through text
do you go to the special olympics and tell them to run faster, too?

Tone could have the three of them dead with a phone call.

1. Dexter
2. Tony
3. Spacey
4. Walt

Dexter stays in shape for the sole purpose of winning fights against killers so for that reason I vote Dexter.

Next is Soprano simply because he's a muscle-fat mobster with a history of violence.

Kevin Spacey would destroy you if you were a 15 year old boy's asshole. In most other situations he is useless. He does not have lung cancer.

Walt would likely collapse in a coughing fit the moment he threw his first punch.

Lol

Tony received a sucker punch from Bobby and Carmela tried to stop the fight. He would've won otherwise.

Street Fighter isn't real life.

retard answers: walt, some politician
obvious answer: tony
actual answer: dexter, because they gave him superhuman powers in the show

Frank is the fucking u.s president, you think it would be that easy?

tony has a gun

look up jfk and abe lincoln

look up andrew jackson and theodore roosevelt

Exactly my point.

Look up my ass.

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you should say look up your face, it'd be worse for me

you're too retarded to understand english, go back to africa

Tony, not even a competition really.

>Getting this *woosh'd"
Wew. Have sex, nigger.

Another moron.

Dexter or Tony. Tony is a big fucking guy and Dextervis basically a cape shitter who has psychopath strength

Walt and Underwood are aging boomers, walt easily having the least fighting experience of everyone.

Yeah, this scene is pretty reminiscent of the early episode of the Americans when the sleazy hick makes a pass at Philip's daughter so he shows up to his house in a disguise and beats the shit out of him. I think a match-up between Dexter and Philip would be the most entertaining; Tony could knock Dex out with a haymaker, but he's in terrible shape and telegraphs all his punches -- the people saying Tony could get the jump on him with a gun or whatever are basically devolving into the old "pipebomb" resolution to what-if fight threads on /fit/. So Tony has a gun, but Dex has his chloroform and knife, etc etc etc.

We're presuming a one-on-one fight, and even if Tony tries to sucker punch Dex, as people have said, he took down Doakes with relative ease

>massive weight advantage
>also a skilled fighter
>somehow loses because the other guy practiced some kind of chink dance for a while
?

> calling other people "nigger", as though it isn't obvious from your posts that you're negro prime

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Doakes is a pussy manlet though, did we ever really see him get into a fist fight before Dexter?

Obviously Dexter, how is this even a question? The other three are all middle aged and out of shape.

These people are incapable of thinking about the world in anything but karate kid terms. They legitimately think karate and shit will help someone in a fight with someone that has inches and nearly a hundred pounds on them.

Many such cases:
youtube.com/watch?v=eviIklReqYE

Dexter easily

Fist fight:
Dexter > Tony >> Frank > Walter
Walter regularly lost to Jesse, he was never a fist fighter.
Frank did kill someone with his bare hands, plus looked to be in better shape than Walter (not having lung cancer).
Tony and Dexter both have experience in fighting, but Tony's out of shape, and Dexter knows martial arts and outfought Doakes who if I remember correctly was a navy seal.
With prep time:
Frank > Dexter > Walter > Tony
Frank was POTUS. I find it hard to believe the others could get near him if he knew the threat was coming, or that any would survive the FBI, CIA etc looking for them.
Dexter or Walt is a close one, but I'd give the edge to Dexter as he was experienced in kidnapping and murdering people. Although an argument could be made for Walter being the smarter and able to outthink him somehow. Tony could put out a hit on them, but his methods were always more sloppy (and realistic) to work against Walter or Dexter.

Doakes was ex special forces

Tony.

But Vic Mackey would beat the shit out of all of them.

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i guess walt could win with enough prep time, he's the smartest of the group, he would come up with something

Never seen Dexter but Walt and Frank are both weak beta males, Tone would annihilate them

The very first few episodes, especially the pilot, are much closer to the first two books. Dexter is much creepier and unhinged and has an odd fascination with the moon and has these word-games he plays in his head and blatantly cares little for his gf and her kids, but sees them as useful cover. As the series progresses, they try to humanize him, until he's basically batman with a knife, missing the whole appeal of a straight-up villain protagonist, a full shizoid murderer who almost arbitrarily happens to take down people worse than he is.

They also turn his executions into a somber ritual with one single thrust to the heart, whereas in the early episodes it's some slasher, Hostel shit.

Against the fucking president? Absurd.

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How often would some SF guy really get into a fist fight? A guy like Tony Soprano whose been a professional thug his entire adult life would likely have far more practical experience, while the SF guy would be limited to sparring.

>flab = muscle

wut

don't buy into mythology, they're just dudes

Dexter. Judo is going to dominate against a cancer patient, a fat mobster, and Kevin Spacey.

>this isn't sport fighting

I'll bet your one of those people who thinks they can take a BJJ black belt by fighting "dirty", like on "da streetz". Grappling is rough as hell and toughens the shit out of a man. The others would get utterly fucked up by the big strong serial killer who can throw them hard enough to break ribs.

Exactly. You're either cut from marble, or you're 100% flab, there is no in-between.

You fucking African.

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Tony, it's literally not even a contest

>Tony isn't 100% flab from s3 on

lol not my fault Hall is in better shape you fucking pussy

>which one of these four white guys would win
>I think it's the youngest, fittest white guy
>"you're a nigger"

no john you are the demons

Why are Frank and Walt even there?

Karate, no. Judo/wrestling/BJJ? Absolutely. Now if the other person also grapples, that's a completely different story. An opposing grappler with a hundred lbs on you is going to body you. But someone with no idea what they're doing is going to get thrown or choked out without too much issue.

Really Phillip from the Americans and maybe Rust from True Detective should replace them.

There's no "gassing out" when there are no rounds or referee. You're also acting as if Tony Soprano doesn't know how to fight, which is odd given that he gets into the most fights on screen out of these characters. Couple his experience with his huge weight and reach advantage, and there's basically no way he's not winning.

If Philly's in the game they're all dead

He didn’t have the balls to have sex with his sister, you really think he could take Tone in a fight?

Tony > Dexter > Heisenberg > gay pedo

Yeah a trained KGB agent with hand to hand combat training and a lot of experience using it is probably a bit OP against an obese middle aged mafioso.

You need a thousand more >s between Dexter and Malcolm's dad

>

Walt stans are worse than Batman stans don’t @ me

>With prep time:
>Frank > Dexter > Walter > Tony
shit opinion

You can gas out in about a minute, retard. This is how I know you've never boxed or grappled. Throwing punches is fucking tiring, and it takes a lot of cardio and practice to be able to do it long enough to fight in rounds with a ref. Dexter is the only one there with any fucking cardio at all. He isn't going to start panting, his muscles are going to get a steady supply of O2, and he's strong as hell.

> as though picking a white person when his only options are white people absolves him, even though his thought process clearly involves blackness

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Where did I go wrong?

Walt's a joke, he died even with prep time

>an actual fight lasting as long as a minute
lmao

what the fuck are you even talking about
YOU'RE the nigger
>hurr durr he bigger so he hit harder
and not, he's smarter so he hits the right spot and then takes advantage of it

Dexter essentially relies on people not knowing he's a serial killer until they're on his table.
"Prep time" in a situation where he's involved is absurd, it's like saying "if Mike Tyson and Bruce Lee were to have an MMA fight, who would win? Bruce Lee has a gun btw".

Get back to your field before you get the whip.

You're absolutely right, Tony would be either knocked out, tossed, or choked in a matter of seconds. And he'd already be tired.

>it's the fucking "chink dance" retard from the other threads
Don't you get tired of getting BTFO? Every single time you show up, people show you Western Martial arts (which Dexter practices) as trumping the weight disadvantage.

Legit what is your mental issue you fat fucking incel?

>more racial insults

You're not white. You're drunk.

Why are you still talking as if Tony Soprano's never been in a fight before?

>the one in a blue moon Shield tard comes along
lol, every single one of these threads is the same

>the "mcdojo / chink shit / karate" sperg who always gets bodied and spergs out in frustration
>the "prep time" guys
>the "walt is actually the smartest so he'd find a way to win a fist fight" despite him losing regularly against a fucking 90lbs junkie
>the Shield tard
>the "they'd never fight eachother" guy

Fair play, I see where you're coming from and I think you're right here, I didn't consider that most of Dexter's kills didn't realise anyone was hunting them, as they would in the prep time scenario. I'd say Walter has the definite edge against him in that area, although I'd still say Dexter could beat Tony. Tony's crew are too disorganised to be of much use, and he lives his whole life with people wanting him dead, so I think he'd soon let his guard down.

dexter would wreck all of them. Remember when doakes SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER'd him in the shipyard? absolutely no prep time and he had doakes running out of air like a bitch.

Yeah, he's been in fights, that's a point in his favor, but he has 0 cardio, 0 grappling. If it goes to the ground, he's done. If Dexter gets a grip on him, he's thrown. There's nothing to indicate that his striking is better than Dexter's either...

Go to your local boxing gym and try to beat up the smallest regular. Go to your local Judo or BJJ gym and try your hand at the smallest blackbelt. You're fucked. Absolutely, completely fucked if the other person knows what they're doing. Getting in a lot of fights doesn't teach you to fight better, it reinforces how to fight wrong. Fighting like shit better than the other untrained guy fights like shit is still fighting like shit.

Hell, I want you to try and beat up a highschool wrestler. Your fat ass would be slammed so goddamned hard you wouldn't be able to shitpost anymore.

no prep time tone, with prep time dex, not even worth mentioning the other 2

>Getting in a lot of fights doesn't teach you to fight better

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>With prep time dex
You think a serial killer would be able to get near the president of the United States?

spoken like someone who has never been in a fight

Nope, not at all. Coaching and practice teach you to fight better. That haymaker you threw in seventh grade then again in a bar in college sucked just as much both times, even if it landed.

>coloring a lot of books makes you a great artist

So spoken like you?

your people are the ones that cant put down the malt, not me

Based rational lad.
Idk for how long have you been on Yea Forums but this place hasn't killed your brain cells thus far, bro.

If you win a lot of fights you are a) adept at employing your anatomical strength and b) adept at adapting and defending yourself. Anything you learn within a martial arts context beyond these two things are sports specific.

I wish the place near me sold malt. I have to settle for 50 proof vodka root beer nips.

dex is basically the batman of serial killers so yes, and thats not the premise its a fistfight not an assassination, if you like that wacky president challenged a csi investigator to a fistfight for ...reasons

Fist fight skills:
Dexter>Tony>>Frank>>Walt

Character quality:
Walt>Tony>>Frank>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dexter

Ah yes, because MMA fighters magically lose their ability to fight outside of octagons and gyms, have no idea how to employ their anatomical strength, and are utterly helpless against a guy in a Tapout hat who boasts seven great victories against other fags at school.

I can't tell if your fantasy is that you could beat up a trained boxer or grappler because you feel you're a real toughguy or if you have a deep resentment at the fact that people who strike and grapple daily as a hobby could do things to you that you'd be powerless to stop.

I have no idea why you pelt a bunch of strange accusations at me, when all I'm saying is that Tony Soprano (which is for all intents and purposes a skilled fighter) would most likely win a fist fight against a significantly smaller opponent.

That's a tough one. I know everyone wants to give Dexter the edge because he's in shape, but he actually has less experience than Tony (who's about twelve years older)

Both of them have the means, the mentality and the experience to commit violence and kill. Both of them have killed before.

However, usually they use weapons to do so. In a bare handed fight, I think Tony would have a slight edge because he's more used to beating people down. Dexter relies on ambush tactics and disabling them with drugs, because his goal is a ritual murder.

Both characters would probably underestimate each other at first, Tony would assume a younger male, while fit, would have less experience and killer instinct than Dexter does and Dexter would probably assume Tony would be less of a threat due to his age and appearance. Both would quickly realize that the other presents a lethal threat and go all in.

I think the odds are very slightly in Tony's favor, but it could go either way.

Walt and Frank just don't stand a chance against either.

Because you have strange fantasies surrounding fighting as both an act and a sport, and probably think that they look the way they do on TV. The old fat guy isn't going to win because he has tonnage on the fit, trained guy who chokes out resisting opponents in his off time for the intent of ritualistically killing them. He has experience brawling with other retards who also have no idea what they're doing. He has no idea what to do to avoid being choked and likely wouldn't be able to overpower Dexter in any scenario.

>less experience than Tony
dexter kills 1v1 weekly at least sometimes 2 or 3 times a week, not every encounter is a fistfight sure but he spends all his time working out how to disable and eventually kill other killers, tony generally is beating up shop owners or kinghitting raplhy, I just can't give it to tone unless he gets a lucky hit in

>He has no idea what to do to avoid being choked
Very strange assumption.

I also find it very strange that you believe that taking martial arts classes one night a week somehow grants you magic super powers that lets you overpower significantly larger opponents of similar ability. It's not like being a mafioso bars you from participating in physical culture, I'm sure you're aware of the strong connection Italian-Americans traditionally have had to professional boxing, nor is it unreasonable to think that one might want to employ a wide variety of tactics, given that there's always a chance a fight between gangster like this could become a life and death situation.

military sf/sof learn a shit ton of skills that have nothing to do with being amazing at hand to hand

tony has no idea what to do if dexter chokes him, not that user but your intentionally misinterpreting what he's saying

This is a much stronger argument given that I hadn't considered Tony having had some boxing under his belt, which completely changes the game. However, I do not feel that Tony has similar ability.

If you've ever trained, you know that high level guys in real martial arts basically do have magic superpowers, and a smaller BJJ instructor is going to wreck your shit in ways that you didn't think were possible. Shorter guys especially are going to be fast on their shots and throws because their center of gravity is low, and if you've never had any takedown defense, you're essentially a helpless baby the second your opponent gets control of one of your legs. You go down, they get on top, or get ahold of your back.

Modern grappling arts were founded by smaller guys who wanted to fuck up bigger guys. Shit, the first Judo emissary sent to the USA was invited to the White house during Teddy Roosevelt's administration, and out-grappled American wrestlers much larger than him as a demonstration of his art. If you think Tony can defend himself if it becomes a grapple, you're a fool.

Dexter, fit and trained.

>tony has no idea what to do if dexter chokes him
Why make that assumption? It's not as if attempting to choke someone out is some esoteric tactic only known to level 9 BJJ monks trained in the dankest favelas.

>Tony (who's about twelve years older)
I vote Tony, but this is actually the strongest mark against him, much moreso than the weeb's favorite "he knows karate!?!?" bullshit. Those extra twelve years make a BIG difference.

no but a proper grapple to get into a choke position would be something outside of tonys experience

How many fights has Tony been in where it was made clear that his opponent actually knew what the fuck they were doing?

Just wanted to stop by and tell you you're both based.

This is how you can spot weebs that have no idea what they're on about, and attribute mystic properties to martial arts, because they've taken in too many Jackie Chan movies and video games.

People in street and bar fights choke. The mechanics of a "proper" choke aren't foreign to people that don't jerk it to the Grace family, because the human body can only move through space in so many ways, and so it isn't uncommon for people to know correct technique just by virtue of having tried it several times.

Go outside.

>mystic properties to martial arts
You are a complete retard. You're the kind of dude who leaves a gym after his first class because you can't handle getting choked out by a 100lb girl. If you think it's so simple, go prove it. You'll flounder and flail just like everyone else and then you'll either swim or get out of the pool and go back to shitposting.

Trained grappler in good shape wins against fat man who punched some guys before. That's it, that's all.

Not him but see every early UFC tourney.

In order, the most important things in one v. one fight are:

>Being used to fighting (otherwise most people go full panic shaking retard mode)>knowing how to grapple and being used to doing so on an unwilling opponent>knowing how to strike and being used to doing so on an unwilling opponent>size>strength>athleticism>>>>>>>>anything non-full contact can teach you

Of course, if there's enough of a difference in a lower category, it can still rek a higher category (Connor Mcgregor would never beat The Mountain, for example.)

Still, assuming they're both used to fighting, I feel Dexter still has the edge. If your opponent knows how to grapple effectively and you don't know the first thing about grappling, you're not going to win a fair fight. Pretty much every Boxer v. Wrestler matchup back in the day goes to the wrestler. When tiny Jap jiu-jitsu fags where put up against large American wrestlers during Teddy Roosevelt's time, they got choked out every time.

Even Muhammad Ali refused to fight a Japanese wrestler without a ton of rules in place that basically made grappling illegal.

no i'm not a weeb never seen a single anime i'm not even talking about gook 'arts' im just talking about people who know how to grapple properly like dex, tony doesn't he's fucked

never, they are all brawlers

Probably Dexter

how is this even a question? Why does Tony, the largest man, not simply eat the other three?

this is the best break down ITT, its very close between dex and tony but dex has the edge imo

Dexter. He was trained.