Who here's ready for the death of Star Wars coming this December?
Who here's ready for the death of Star Wars coming this December?
Jackson Moore
Isaac Butler
Its dead for non-retards
Jonathan Russell
Benjamin Phillips
the what now?
David Young
Camden Miller
Don’t you think you’re being a little bit dramatic?
Grayson Price
But Attack of the Clones came out years ago
Owen Green
*sigh* Once again, fpbp.
Elijah Green
This shit again? When will people realise that the prequels, poor though they may be in many regards, did NOT kill Star Wars because they still fundamentally respected the source material for the most part, took themselves seriously and expanded upon the mythos.
These new Disney films go out of their way to shit on everything that came before and on existing fans for the sole purpose of carving out a new - but evidently non-existent - niche that furthers modern liberal political agendas and focuses on Marvel-tier quips as opposed to telling a good story. And when they're not doing this, they're openly copying the past films in terms of plot and dumbass winking references.
The result is a paradoxical combination of attempting to angle for nostalgia dollars while simultaneously berating the very same audience for daring to feel that nostalgia in the first place. This ultimately pleases no-one, and thus, NOW Star Wars is dead.
Last Jedi and Solo underperformed.
Galaxy's Edge is tanking.
Toys continue to rot on shelves years after release.
Nobody is buying what Mickey is selling.
Leo Myers
Greetings, time traveler from 2017!