50 years later

>50 years later
>"skeptics" STILL can't debunk it

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yeah, that's god

dude in a monkey suit

the fur is too clean, its a modified gorilla suit.

I literally bled from my eyes after reading this comment !

Show me a skelleton

Show me your penis

who the fuck ever fell for this lame ass obviously fake shit??

where are its poops?
why no poop samples collected, ever? they poop right?

technically if we count gigantopithicus then we got one bone.

They bury it

fuck you man, bigfoot is real. My cousin's husband's sister's brother saw it one time while out hunting

I can't speak about big foot but I have big cock right here

i remember when my t-rex escaped and ate my sasquatch in zoo tycoon.

i cried for hours

In previous bigfeet threads anons have tried to argue that there are places in the continental united states that legitimately no human being has ever been too.

It's not that far-fetched. There are plenty of cave systems out there that no one has been through.

Except bigfoot, of course.

I've seen a large wild Gorilla in my local woods, its never been caught. this shit is real.

Is that untrue?

florida exists

>*still hasn't been debunked in your path*
/sci/ BTFO

Yes you fucking moron.

no bodies, no nothing

I remember some dumbass tried to claim that 60% of the entire earth's landmass was unexplored.
You can't argue facts with retards.

They bury their dead

Species require a minimum population to survive. For humans it's roughly 1000, so we would probably expect a bare minimum of 500 bigfoot in the wild at any time, which would almost guarantee more sightings

We have literally no concrete evidence of bigfoot existing and any sightings are always either a bear or the person outright lying. The Patterson film is clearly faked and so is any other footage. How can a creature exist without anyone ever finding our skeletons or ever getting proper footage. It's insane that people still think this shit can be real.

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They don't die.

does it count as having a big penis of you have small hands?
seriously asking here bros

They don't like the sun and all live underground

They vanish it like pre-plumbing Potterverse wizards.

>bottoms of his feet
>perfectly white, perfectly flat, perfectly ovular pads
this is definitely the most damning thing about this video, I actually used to believe it was real until i noticed this.

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14:37
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"they" dont exist. your attempts to attach cultural behaviors by lack of fucking evidence is obvious and sad

they're going extinct that's why you don't see them anymore

What's your basis for this claim?

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Ocean is land covered with water.

big penis and little hands go hands in hands so to speak

One immortal would not need a second specimen.

That's true you retard

this is so fake it hurts

oh fuck you’re right, officially off the fence, it’s fake as shit

the lack of sightings because the bigfoot colony gets hot in the sun so they live underground because they are hairy

I was raped by a Sasquatch ama

I still don't know what the fuck he's trying to point out here, but you can see the shoes on this dude clear as day

yeah this hick in Mississippi just found an NBA player, put him in a custom tailored gorilla suit and told him to squat in disgusting swamp water during hog season tearing up a tree

Haha sounds like it'd be a hassle to masturbate with those tiny hands, need some help user?

This guy meant actual terrestrial land above water. No, that's most definitely not true.

Forest bride

we'd find upturned earth then

it's a man in a suit

i love the part where he's filming all sneaky but as soon as he's about to get a good look he decides to turn and run away

if I made this exact thing people would call it a guy in a suit, but because this has 50 years of hicks calling it real, I have to deal with bible belt retards that think it's real.

It's true you, fuckwit. It's even illegal for people to be in some places and the federal officials that are in control of them are not even allowed to venture too far in and when they do, nothing electronic or gas powered is allowed in a "wilderness area".
Look it up and learn. And many areas of the U.S. (and the world) have been flown over, yet never walked on by man.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

yeah your bedroom being one of the only places in the a world where a woman hasn't been

>At best there's one Bigfoot in the pnw that is very crafty and somehow able to show himself and literally form relationships and fuck all these weirdos who 'seentimuh aware!'
>At worst there's entire packs of these fucking things that supposedly every retard with a camera phone that is conveniently dead at the time of discovery just fucking wandering around and making generic livestock, bear, and ape sounds
You wanna talk about paranormal shit fucking with your camera and using voodoo shit to alter your photos, fine. But in the digital age, and with all these faggot fudd boomers trolling the woods with HD cameras, there's no fucking excuse for not having more than a single picture of bigfoot

A full 60% of Earth's LAND has never had people walk on it because those areas are so remote in relation to human populations and are inhospitable to people.

>but muh Amazonian tribes!
Yes, and those tribes are very small and even they don't dare venture too deeply into the interiors for various reasons.

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if you want to believe anything, you will find a way to believe it, without evidence or with clearly non-credible evidence. just look at how half of american's believed Trump was getting bribed or blackmailed by russia for like 4 years.

The Amazon won't exist in another 20 years. We lose a football field of it every 5 minutes or something ridiculous like that.

Kek

The PNW is extremely biodiverse and even today people are finding new swimming holes and other landmarks in the rainforests. I'm neutral on the whole bigfoot things, but as someone who grew up seeings things like the tree octopus, it makes me wonder what else is out there

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Those stats are thankfully exaggerated, but I am with you in your concern for the Earth and man's ability to rape it.

>People are willing to believe in this obviously fake garbage
>But celebrities and politicians participating in demonic sex cults is "too out there"
We deserve death

>if you want to believe anything, you will find a way to believe it, without evidence or with clearly non-credible evidence
>saying this while ignoring Russian influence on our elections

They live for like 2000 years idiot

white people are really adorable with their superstitions

>its da gubmint durr

Go be a dumb hick somewhere else.

That's a guy in a suit.
youtube.com/watch?v=HCzRBzBmUjE

worse than religionfags

>be america
>burn down most of your trees to make room for farmland
>yell at south american farmers doing the same thing

>A few thousand Russian shit posters memeing on Facebook
>MUH COLLUSION
kill yourself faggot. No votes were directly altered. Trevor Noah who might I add is not American did more to influence the election that Vladimir and the vodka boys

what if it's a sasquatch in a bigfoot suit

Haha yeah it's not like Trump confiscated his own interpreter's notes from his meetings with Putin or is always sucking his dick or anything. And he released his taxes like he said he would right? No hidden monied interests are at play!

Its called learning from our mistakes you macaco

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t. literal moron unaware of official wilderness areas that are no-go zones for people

>haha it's not like this one obscure thing happened that no credible investigators are looking at that doesn't prove anything at all but I can base a conspiracy off of if you don't think about happened

seek help schizo

>still discovering new species every single day
>HURRR WE WOULD HAVE SEEN BIGFOOT BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you have any proof that there isn't gold in bald heads? yeah.... didn't think so retard

>iTs A coNspIRaCy

Where are his tax returns?

I can't believe drumpf is following putin's orders and building a strong economy while trying to fight off the true patriots and make a strong border from invaders!! fucking drumf!!! russian menace!!! traitor!!

How many large mammals are we still discovering?

Yeah that's why whites are adorable. If they were disgusting, regressive monkeys they'd start incinerating albino babies.

>building a strong economy

What? But he's literally just riding Obama's success though?

If I were him I wouldn't show them either, he literally looks better with retards constantly asking this. Imagine being in politics and the most shadiest thing surrounding you is not showing your taxes to the public, that the IRS already goes through every year. Keep it up through 2020, please.

Accidentally discovering a rattlesnake species with 2 rattles that noone cares about is not the same as finding an 8 foot gorilla man everyone is looking for

>strong economy
lol nope
>strong border
yeah how's that wall coming along?

You are one of the stupid posters that I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

Why do white people waste their time with men in costumes and not reparations for the people they enslaved?

>moving the goalpost this much
brainlets BTFO

>ahhhhhhh if trump is elected our economy will crumble
>it skyrockets
>ahhh i told you. he's gonna take credit for obama's economt!!

kek, not even children will fall for this dumb argument

A bone found on a different continent doesn't prove much.
That's the real thing that makes Bigfoot so implausible.
Like the people who believe he's legitimately some sort of magic creature is retarded, but there's at least some "logic" there. There is no logic as to why bigfoot would exist in North America. Some me ANY piece of actual evidence that shows there have been any great ape species that's lived in NA, hell even SA, beyond humans.

Or that retarded thing about how "we discover new species all the time" and thinking it applies to giant completely unique species of ape.

>lol nope
??? Are you living under a rock.
cnn.com/2019/06/01/politics/trump-economy-inequality-2020/index.html

>how wall coming
Re-read it, he's fighting off the TRUE democratic patriots who know its in our best interest to have open borders and free reign of cartels

I saw Bigfoot once.

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>a bigfoot thread somehow turns into a thread about the cheetoman

Fucking /pol/cels

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why do people get so upset about ufos and bigfoot and stuff
grrrrrrrrr i must debunk this
like what

um, sweaty, that's not what "moving the goalposts" is...

8/10. solid bait!

Any other Bigfoot kinos?

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Yes because discovering species of arachnids or insects in the middle of a dense rainforest is the same as discovering a giant mammal in the most advanced nation on the planet. Your pic is better applied to yourself.

It's not that literally no one has been there but large areas are forests and desolate places largely left untouched to men.

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>bigfoot FINALLY discovered with hard evidence by scientists
>classified as monkey species #2049
then what?

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Some guy on Yea Forums.org/tv/ recommended this to me when it came out and it was fucking shit

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Who's opinion do I trust?

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Retarded people find some other pointless mystery/conspiracy to be obsessed about.

>bipedal
>shows signs of humanlike intelligence

>monkey

Yeah no

It baffles me that people can still believe this shit. Its honestly sad.

I notice despite the internet I see more dumb people believing in hoaxes. All it takes is some pseudo shaking camera, pixel-y footage and you get people actually believing in that shit.

mine

have sex

Follow your foot.

>directed by a guy named BOBCAT

You shoulda known.

i am also a warrior for logic, reason, and science
i take the internet extremely seriously

so do niggers

Because letting people build their worldview with false information isn't healthy. Skepticism is the proper response to these kinds of things. Nobody is upset.

It's alright user, boomers are dying off, this will end very soon.

who cares about health? come the fuck on man

Have you never heard of Bobcat Goldthwait?

Because they(well OP) have been spamming the same thread on Yea Forums over and over again for like a month straight.

Sounds Jewish. That really says everything you need to know about him.

Why are faggy zoomers so obsessed with Jews?

>>"skeptics" STILL can't debunk it
It's a guy in a costume.

There. Done.

and you can hide the thread. what is stopping yuo from doing that? do you also enter threads about tv shows you've never watched and start sperging?

Just saying something doesn't make it true

the dude looks directly into the camera it's like bad television

it's been proven that they didn't have costumes that good back then, that would allow such movement

Why didn't X-Files ever do an episode about Bigfoot. Still mad about that.

That's pretty much all of Yea Forums. People seem to like to talk about stuff they hate then what they like.

>what is stopping yuo from doing that?
The desire to tell him he's a retard.
> do you also enter threads about tv shows you've never watched and start sperging?
No. But I do often enter threads about tv shows I've watched and hated and start sperging.

You'll have sex one day.

They didn't have fur and thread in the 60s?

do you ever ask yourself what causes that desire
does anything ever come from you calling someone a retard?

Costumes are much more than that. There's multiple parts that have to seam together in a convincing way. They didn't have those back then.

I can guarantee you that if you traced it back you'd see that one of you mentally ill libtards started it. As always.

Not bigfoot fur.

No that's too spooky.

>do you ever ask yourself what causes that desire
No, I already know why. It's to waste time without getting too attached to something.
>does anything ever come from you calling someone a retard?
Satisfaction.

do you understand what satisfaction is

It's not an HD movie user, they could pretty much have dressed up and old lady in a fur coat and it would still look like bigfoot.

>he fell for the materialist meme
Top kek, Sasqatch is not a material entity.

There are videos on YouTube where they literally enhance the quality to 4K and it still looks like Bigfoot

Thanks for calling me adorable

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I think so, English isn't my native language so I could be wrong of course.

Yes and the guy in the Mickey Mouse suit at Disneyworld looks a lot like Mickey Mouse. We know it’s a man in a suit though because we aren’t 4 years old.

Imagine how dumb you have to be to believe this shit.

Are you saying this is far-fetched?

oh you're a shitskin
no wonder you're not too bright lmao

...

how big was your dopamine rush as you posted user

They can try to "enhance" it as much as they can, at the end of the day they are just ruining and spoiling the footage by adding their own effects to.

Nope. White, blond and blue eyed.

sasquatch are very spiritual and peaceful people but they not gonna take you non believers' shit much longer. If you get smacked out of nowhere in the forest you'll know why

Saschecked, but really that video is fake, but I do believe that they exist.

But it has been debunked. Thoroughly. But for 'believers" no amount of debunking is enough

you're just that successful that you totally pwn people on the internet for fun
kek my dude

This is legitimately creepy but it's probably just regular monkeys. They can make some really intimidating sounds

Is it just me, or does it look like there's a split around his waist? Like the torso and pants are two separate pieces, it even kinda looks like they turn and sway around like it would be if they were separate, the way the fur kinda hangs over the waist.

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Is it remotely possible Bigfoot bury their dead?

they all live in brazil

You know, it strikes me that you could make a cute heartwarming little comedy about the filming of this footage and all the shenanigans that went on when they made it.

Sort of Ed Wood but with more bigfoot suits.

where are the trannies

Well I doubt a woman was able to fill out that suit.

That was one hundred percent a man, in fact it may have well been Ted Nugent.

I can debunk it, the video they filmed is of a guy in a suit, this debunks it.

It's a female Bigfoot. You can clearly see it's breasts flopping around when it turns towards the camera.

and it's accompanying television series
youtube.com/watch?v=SeK_Td5HR0Y

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This is an actual picture of a Sasquatch face taken by an explorer about 10 years ago. He went missing shortly after and wasn't heard from since.

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10/10

i-It's fake right? right?

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WHAT the fuck holy shit

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>child of immigrants
>feels entitled to insult his hosts
we need to start up an israel-like plan of citizenship until every one of these mutts is out of here

...

The left half looks like a rat face or something ratlike. Calling fake.

yes user im a skeptic
i spend my life debunking ufos, bigfoots, and skinwalkers
please take my seriously

>Enhance
This is the fakest shit. He looks like the guy from limp bizkit

Nah they live in different areas

tasteful goatee
he's lying that's my uncle he owns a Spankey's bar and grill up the street from the 905 by the hair place

eeh you pay for oil and gas

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What is even there to debunk you silly zoomer? No proof of anything has been brought forth so far, only shaky videos and blurry pictures (none of which prove anything, before you even fucking start).

you told him!

>tfw used to obsess over cryptids and UFOs and shit
>Over the last few years I've realised the logical impossibilities of each one and lost the ability to believe
The magic is dead and life isn't fun anymore

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>blurry video
>Obvious fake

>crisp video
>obviously staged

Lol, can't win with the debunkers.

That image is actually from a Netflix documentary called Discovering Bigfoot. There's a small segment in the middle of it where that creature pretty much just sits there and stares at the cameraman for about 5 minutes while ominous music plays in the background. The face of the "Sasquatch" is laughably fake but it's expression is still eerie and the whole scene is very strange and has a very unsettling feel around it. I watched the entire film alone one night and it was garbage but that particular scene got me a bit goosepimply.

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>implying aliens aren't doing shady shit right now
dont give up, aliens are wherever you want them to be, personally i think there are fucking crazy ocean worlds across saturn and jupiter's moons

Not anyone else's fault that you ignored all the accounts that point to a non-material explanation for these things.
I was like you, UFOs were clearly metal with nuts and bolts. All cryptids were clearly flesh and blood.
Those assumptions are wrong once you really do your research.

>USA
>more guns then there is the population
>no one has shot it yet
>'sightings' caught on video
>no one is conveniently armed

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You can still find the concepts fun without believing in them.

Oh no I'm sure aliens exist, it's just the concept of aliens visiting Earth in weird spacecraft in total secrecy that I can no longer bring myself to believe

I still do that, but it's not the same

How is it that Bigfoot coincidentally manages to avoid thousands upon thousands of hunter cams and trail cams?

Better than being some soft-skull conspiracy theorist I reckon.

cringe comment tbqh

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Bigfoot is a spiritual entity that can appear wherever and whenever it wants LOL do some research

>regular monkeys
>Acworth, Georgia

They're not from this dimension, their atoms vibrate at a different frequency.
Maybe grab a camera from their world and a take a photo with that.

This but unironically.

But dude, the sci fi concept of Aliens is a fun thing to believe in. It's even better when you think all the way back before Pre-internet and imagine the hysteria caused by pure imagination. Also looking up old UFO stuff from newsgroups and early websites are pretty nifty as well.

obvious suit is obvious, ass muscles don't move at all, a bipedal can't walk like that

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but you want to believe

And the truth is out there...

He doesn't like the fame

>ass muscles that are covered in a thick layer of dark fur don't visibly move at all

Wew

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Georgia is like 25% black.

Fuck Bigfoot.

Skinwalkers scare me more.

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Skinwalker greentexts used to be shit 5 years ago, are they still a thing on /x/?

zoomers are maturing, wow!

fake as fuck but the bit where the guy turns around and looks at the guy is pretty spookers.

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>Bigfoot's been hiding in plain sight all along
woah...

Hahaha racism is so funny wow how did you come up with that one? Lmao so original and unexpected. You are one edgy dude, user. Hahaha

Its not racist, you racist.

Its literally just blowing the fuck out of the absolutely fucking retarded argument of it not being able to be replicated by a human ("non-human movement")

Or the people who believed he would actually change anything at all

Seriously though, racism IS funny.

Ok I'll give you the benefit of the doubt but I would also like you to explain this.
Why did you pick a black man to make the comparison?

No one actually believes it, just trolls trying to stirr up a shitstorm. It's the same as "flat earthers"

How did Burgers ever fall for this?

Not him but obviously because it was a picture of a football player in padding with a similar build and a similar pose.

sorry racist not good enough repent immediately
fuck off nigger

In America and Europe forests are growing at great rates. There are more forests in Europe now than 300 years ago

It's not racist though because Bigfoot is awesome, so being compared to him is a good thing.

They were around 50+ years ago and went extinct recently

Tim is that you?

Bigfoot is as real as the moon landing and the holocaust.

Go into the woods and find any skeletons at all. No deer, rabbits, squirrels, etc.

>announcing their plans like this

Fucking idiots.

>advanced

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>see that pic
>laugh my ass off
>think to myself 'it's a satire saying how stupid flat earthers are"
>realize it may not be satire
>realize user who posted this may really believe judging by the amount of schizophrenic people who visit this site
>mfw

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i mean, what if some strange looking hairy humanoid lived in the woods and is most likely dead by now? i really cant say i care

Skinwalker greentexts are kino, anyone have any?

Other countries are glorified states that have autonomy because we let them, don't bite the hand that feeds you. We could annihilate you all

any chance you could post it?

I have a few

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yeah cutting the supply of BLACKED.COM and goldberg media will starve the rest of the world, whatever lets you cope I guess

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it's a dude in a suit. What's there to debunk?

>Because letting people build their worldview with false information isn't healthy.
But we have to "deeply respect" religions.

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Keep seething europoor, I know this is motivated by jealousy. Your legacy has been dead for almost a century

there is no way gigantopithecus would have a head that small
it's only brought up as the inspiration for bigfoot type legends and myths across human cultures, not as an actual specimen

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>cryptids aren't real
What a boring reality we live in.

is that a way.

Bring your stuffed animals and binkies by the way. They're all 12 over there now.

>But it has been debunked. Thoroughly.

>2 different people say they were in the suit
>2 different sources say they made the suit but neither has recreated it
>image analysis has never found proof of it being a costume

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I appreciate your posting user

They can see infrared.

/x/ is full of schizos no thanks

there are even unironic succubus threads there now

they explode when they die, leaving no trace
there are bones all over the woods, you'd know that if you ever left your house

Thanks, it's been a while since I've even looked at these

>comparing two examples of the same species is racist

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underrated

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My dads into all this native American shit since his step mom was one so I was raised to get pretty hard over skin Walker stories

I'd never even heard of them before /x/, spent a few years thinking they were just a popular creepypasta

There are large sections of virtually every major city that are completely uninhabited by actual humans

> building a strong economy
It's just following the same upward trends from Obama's economy. Economic growth began leveling out around his tax cuts for the wealthy. It's still trending up, but not as fast as it was.

Literally the only thing Trump did to affect the economy are tariffs and his tax cut, and they've stymied growth. If he hadn't changed a thing, we'd have the best economy since the late '90s, but he had to fuck it up.

The economy tanked after Trump was elected and didn't normalize until he took office in January. The stock market skyrocketed because it's controlled by rich weirdos and has no real bearing on the economy.

he kinda thicc

Obama did awful things to the economy, it's a wonder Trump turned it around.

Why do you fucking faggots turn every off topic thread into a political shitfest?

America post 9/11 was a mistake

Thanks for sharing :)

You don't know the first thing about wildernesses. The Wilderness Act wasn't passed until 1964, so there was a solid century of work and exploration done in those areas before they were delegated. Every wilderness is basically just a big chunk of land that the federal government has decided to set aside for preservation - a nice sounding concept, but the reality is that being unable to actively manage previously managed lands is a recipe for disaster. Mostly it means blocking the existing and usually massive road systems in and walking away. But I digress. Thanks to that previous management we have detailed maps of every one of those areas, including all the old roads.

No, wildernesses are not "off limits." They're not like fucking Area 51. There are trail systems in every wilderness open to the public, the only restriction is you can't drive your fat ass through the middle of it in your big 4x4 truck. Just about the only thing you're correct about is that mechanical equipment is not allowed. I would know because I work for the Forest Service and have been going in and out of wildernesses for a decade packing misery whips to fight fires and clear trails.

Because Social media was turned into a corporate political brain washing tool after 2007.
It's not coincidence that pre-2007 internet had basically no politics.

I dont know if they're real or not, but I used to think my dad was full of shit till I went on /x/ and there were all of these creepy pastas centered around them. Now I'm planning on driving through Arizona and Nevada at night on my way back to the West coast. Probably be nothing, but I'll still have fun

what the fuck did I just read

Hey skeptics, sweeties, the people who have actual encounters with bigfoot don't care that you don't believe them.

It's camouflage. Quite brilliant actually and makes sense evolutionary. Like the eyes on a butterfly, tricking predators, the sasquatch hides itself by appearing as a man in a suit to confuse hunters

Pretty sure that's the Goatman creepy pasta from the apparent "goatman" point of view. Pretty fun read if you Google it

How big was his peen

it's the same actor bigot

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Bigfoot doesn't pay taxes, you sillybilly

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>it's been proven that they didn't have costumes that good back then

Good Lord. Do zoomers really believe nothing existed before 2000? You sound like the YourMovie Sucks guy who thinks no black&white movie is worth watching

>who thinks no black&white movie is worth watching

that's objectively true though

movies weren't good until the 80s

>No one actually believes it, just trolls trying to stirr up a shitstorm
>I don't believe my opponents even exist, therefore I don't need a logical argument
nice try reddit

Good Lord

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Its was an elaborate marketing scheme to promote the numerous horror films made based on bigfoot. prove me wrong

why the fuck would an ultra intelligent creature with the power to cross dimensions ever come to Earth. And if it did, why would it just fuck around in the forest and not try to communicate with humans.

Yeah it's real
>the way it moves
>people from the time couldn't recreate it

>most advanced nation on the planet
Is this really what they believe?

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>why the fuck would an ultra intelligent creature with the power to cross dimensions ever come to Earth
to collect animals
think about it, whats the most valuable thing in the universe? complex life, a cat would be worth a mountain of gold in the Andromeda galaxy

>Racism
That picture isn't racist

>claim that 60% of the entire earth's landmass was unexplored.

what are oceans for 100 you dumb nigger.

n-n-no, they were supposed to be only a legend. there's no way a squatchpire is real, they were just stories

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its 99%, literally nothing beneath the surface has been explored apart from a few caves

Bigfoot is an invertebrate.

Where you live user?

America has more forest land now than it had like 200 years ago, bro. We're planting and expanding faster than we're removing it.

If they ever actually found Bigfoot NatGeo would go out of business

I date women with small hands, it boost my confidence

US did carefully plan the fast growing tree for every tree they chop currently
their regulation is quite tough unlike SA

debunked long ago by the idiots who took the photo. it was the idiots brother in a suit

This. You retards think Sasquatch is a normal animal and not a different dimensional creature like Faeries and shit

this is actually somewhat true, over 30% of Canada is literally uninhabitable, we call it the Canadian Shield.

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have sex

It is habitable just heavily forested and bad soil for growing crops.

you could set up tents there and live via hunting/gathering sure, but thats not habitable by modern standards. there are no roads or paths that go through it, the rocks make it impossible to create such things (not impossible but stupidly difficult) currently the only way to get through is to either hike it on foot, which is incredibly dangerous, or fly over it. There are isolated indigenous tribes that live around Hudsons Bay on the other side of it, but they're incredibly racist and don't allow outsiders to stay for too long.

isn't most of the hudson bay lowlands frozen swamp anyway? good luck living in that

No. Definitely a lesser evolved bi-pedal mammal.
What’s with the statements about them living 2000 years? My guess would be closer to a primates life span. And Harry and the Hendersons is probably the closest depiction we have on Bigfoot.

Wether you believe in global warming or not, parts of Siberia is now becoming habitable. Just a matter of time before we run out of resources.

>literal smoking gun of forgery less than 100 posts in
>is ignored completely even after 300 posts

on the eastern side yea, all of northern Quebec is is very empty and very cold.

you still can't create cities and roads over top plates of solid rock, which is the main reason we haven't habitat-ed the middle of Canada.

Ah, I wasn’t aware of the geological make up of central Canada.