Valerian

The main guy was fine but could be better, Cara was perfect for the role and her and Riri were the best part of the film

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So the Dagos or whatever were jews right? The planet that got wiped out had a population of 6,000,000 noble savages.

You can see the inbreeding in the set of her face

It wasn't horrible, but the main leads, especially the guy, were just unbelievable for the role they were meant to play.

why is that 13 year old boy wearing a bikini top?

I assumed it was a children's movie. Is it not a movie for children? Or a "young adult" thing like harry potter?

They actually toned down the character too much.
Laureline is supposed to be a circus performer from the eleventh century. And the time travel angle would have been more fun to watch than the blase military conspiracy bullshit.

I enjoyed it, hope they make a sequel

I enjoyed it.

prole

>This is supposed to be sexy
It's about as sexy as a trip to the beach with my sister.

It was too long and shitty.

Is your sister sexy?

>blase
Opinion discarded,

Apparently she's only an actress because her dad is some kind of bug time hot shot with a lot of connectuons

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In the comics he is peak bond levels of womanizer and she is the hottest bond girl. Instead they toned it down to a PG level of character look and feel of a spy kids movie.

She is about 200lbs.

Can you introduce me to your sister?

Basically, Americans fall in one or two of these categories
>Valerian isn't macho man enough
>It's not Leon
Those are literally the only two flaws they can name.

Looked like a fun movie, but I haven't seen it

PERFECTION

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Oh yeah and the movie is French which goes a long way explaining the sappy anti-colonialiat SJW undertones of the plot

why would you get Rihanna in a movie- give her shapeshifting powers and then not spend the bulk of the budget putting her in slutty outfits?

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its visuals are excellent but I cant remember what it was about its so boring. it's literally set piece to set piece with nothing in-between.

>the sappy anti-colonialiat SJW undertones of the plot
There weren't any. I know Americans seems to think this was Avatar/Pocahontas, but it really wasn't. There was (attempted) genocide, no colonisation or anything even remotely close to it.

>Humans bad
>N-no here's your thing back see we aren't bad
>Ok thx teehee

I liked it

He's cute.

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I enjoyed the movie but I could see why it would not stick with the casual audience. Not that I am saying it is some high intellectual arthouse shit, just that it doesn't hit the broad appeal points that a Marvel movie might hit. Or considering the genre, a better example would be the original Star Wars film. It gracefully nailed all of the sweet spots that audiences of the time were craving (or were not aware that they craved).

That happens when you don't make your movie dumber for the American audience.

>movie has god tier sound montage and effects
>no one says a thing about it
this is how I know you're all just a retarded pleb who watches movies on fucking ipods instead of having an actual home theater 5.1 system.

>>and source material unknown to Americans.
>Americans don't know anything but MArvel and DC anyway.

Hardly anyone was that familiar with the various Marvel characters when they started getting movies. I think a major problem is some of the aesthetics for the costume and hair of the leads.

Otherwise the movie suffered from poor marketing leading audiences to not see anything that would make them interested in seeing it.

'hop in'

Delevigne cannot act for shit

I really wanted to see this but never got around to it.

>Hardly anyone was that familiar with the various Marvel characters when they started getting movies
Oof.

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

It's actually
>Clive Owen bad
Since no one else would have his bullshit. And still no Pocahontas or SJW shit. Unless you count the quips about Valerian having " a woman in him".

They were noble savages that got rekt (all six million of them) by an OWG only to be rescued by a sassy young female who breaks every law in the book through the power of love for little purse puppies or something.

I WANT TO FUCK CARA!!!

>hi lets get married! wanna get married? we should get married!
>Dude, we're 15

easy, the female lead is incredibly unlikeable, I made it to the part after she saves Valerian and quit
for a movie with such an unique setting it barely uses it see the poster they added the duckboys as if they were that important, goes to show how much the alien aspect was used
Rihanna comes out of nowhere, sings and leaves yet occupies a secondary position, really telling of this movie not really having much in terms of characters

He's relentlessly handsome. I want his lips wrapped around my dick.

I started watching it but I switched off because I couldn't bear the two leads acting together, they lacked any kind of chemistry.

Gay. Get better taste, pleb.

it was an incredible let down. the trailer looked so good. also
>treats girl like shit entire movie
>is a womanizer, dumbass, has literally droves of women on file that he has fucked. a literal man whore
>"will you be my girlfriend?"
>"Maybe"
>movie ends with them making out

IMAGINEN ACABARLE EN LA CARA A KARA

The title speaks for itself op because you will fall asleep watching this garbage.

>Dehaan
this, even though i hate his face there is also something cunty about his dimeanor.

they could have picked a girl to play the girl for starters

prole

it's a Luc Besson flick

homo

prole

>The movie started off great
>more world building in the first 10 minutes than in 4 disney SW films
>pearl-farmer aliens were rad
>then the mains show up
>it just gets worse and worse and worse
>then Riri shows up
>then it goes back to being so so so bad
t. America

Bad acting. Too much reliance on CG.

I liked the movie as a whole, but it's certainly very flawed, I'm fine with Cara, but i didn't really like the main guy, this doesn't mean that I want a buff military macho man in the role, I don't care too much about Rihana, but her dancing scene was cringe as fuck.

i fucking loved it, but i'm not a native speaker. if the acting is so bad, you should try watching the french dub or something

>tripfag
>shit opinions
Every time

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is it bad I only watched this for Cara?

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no that's highly reasonable behaviour

Cara is the only celebrity it's acceptable to be obsessed with
Have 1000s of her photos on your PC, buy her books, listen to her albums, follow and mentain an Instagram and tumblr dedicated to her.

These are all good things

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>Terrible casting, especially that faggot Dehaan. Mediocre story and source material unknown to Americans.
Big problem was Dehaan, ugly motherfucker with raspy voice. The movie forgot to explain who the characters are at the beginning so we don't have a clue who they are so when they interact we are going "Huh?".
I would have let Delevigne run the show.

No, I did as well.

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She should play that monster from Cloverfield. Or be the next villan monster in a Godzilla movie

I literally only watched this movie and Suicide Squad for Cara as well. I can't get enough of her.

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is it bad I only watched it for Dehaan?

Do you really just keep making these threads in the hopes Dane will see them?

>i fucking loved it, but i'm not a native speaker. if the acting is so bad, you should try watching the french dub or something
It seemed to me that the actors didn't know what they were acting against.

So there would be an amazing CG landscape or alien or something and the actor would be like "meh."

And then there'd be a plot point and the actor would seemingly deadpan it.

If only she wasn't flat as a board.

pleb

>pleb
she's extremely attractive it's just the lack of fun bags ruins it for me.

I've had girls with tiny tits, they're nice too when their boobies are just perfect for a cupped palm.

>fun bags
Cringe, don't @ anymore.

I was hyped because I love the 5th element. It starts fine but ends like shit, I felt very disappointed.

>I've had girls with tiny tits, they're nice too when their boobies are just perfect for a cupped palm.
I don't think Cara even has that. And then there's her stupid tattoos. blech.

And she's certainly no Keira Knightly. She's so hot it doesn't matter if she doesn't have tits (though hers are bigger than Cara's).

Cans?

I really liked it outside of the insanely long flashback of the aliens getting btfo.

Its a really fun movie that gives me the same feels as the mummy. In my too 10 movies for sure. Super rewatchable.

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She looks like the IRL version of pic related.

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don't remember the case, but it makes sense: they're supposed to be hot shit space travel agents, so that spectacular landscape would be like watching the sky at 3pm for you

I just don't like Twink movies. They tried to portray him as a womanizer but you can tell he just gets into a skirt on the weekends and hangs around sailor bars.

All sizzle but no steak

5th element is pure reddit cringe. only saving grace being prime milla, obv

>Was it too positive and light?
The entire plot is about the government covering up genocide, OP.

5th element had style. There were many characters which were amusing and memorable. Frankly I didn't care much about any of the ones in Valerian except for Cara.

Fuck off back to Yea Forums, Shitty Arab Oil FC fan.

Remove rhianna and recast the leads. Make it a little more serious. Woulda been 10 of 10.

>They tried to portray him as a womanize
Not really, he was clearly a cringey, arrogant overconfident, unexperienced, young man. Maybe it hit too close to home?

Weirdo

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>Not really, he was clearly a cringey, arrogant overconfident, unexperienced, young man. Maybe it hit too close to home?

Nah, it just felt forced that they got together at the end. It seemed like brother and sister kissing which was kind of uncomfortable at first, then arousing later the more I thought about it.

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unironically cara does a better a job than dehaan, here character is just written poorly. Valerian's written as this swaggering cocky chad which Dehaan just is terrible at.

They do though. The first scenes with Valerian and Laureline has laureline talking about all not wanting to be another one of his "conquests" and she brings up all the pictures of the 50 girls he's banged.

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I liked all the aliens, the sets were pretty cool, action and humour was decent (but not great). I don’t wanna be that guy, but yeah the acting was pretty wooden.

I thought it was ok. Could have been better. The Sci Fi elements were cool, but it's pretty hard to fuck that up. There are other things I thought could have been done better, but it is what it is. I happen to like Cara, too. I would totally sex her. Preferably with one of her girlfriends.

HOLY SHIT!!

She has titties after all, and more than just B-cups.

It does something a lot of sci fi stuff doesn't do. It's colorful and fantastical and weird. Sci fi is so dull and serious now.

Where's the webm of her getting konked on the head and as if in a cartoon her rolling her eyes and falling over

It wasn't that bad but I think it would had worked better as a tv show.

>cast a couple of fetal alcohol disorder twins for macho man and hot babe
It's like casting Warwick Davis to play a Metabaron.

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I don't want to be unoriginal and say the problem is with the lead actors, but it is. If you're going to do an insanely high budget maximalist balls to the wall sci-fi film that attempts to stand out from all the trite sci-fi films of today then the last thing you want is for your leads to be so boring.

Is Dehaan posting in this thread. Someone seems awfully upset and thinks not wanting someone who looks like a failed abortion grown up = wanting body builders.