>Kylo Ren is in trouble. He’s pissed off the Knights of Ren who want to anoint a new leader, a former student of Snoke. He hears Rey is after a weapon she swears will beat him once and for all.
>The resistance is dead. Kylo’s advisors try to convince him Rey is bluffing and even if she raised a Death Star she’d be no threat to him or his reign.
>He visits an oracle who tells him otherwise, that he will maintain his rule but that Rey will ultimately erase everything he’s done from history.
>He doesn’t like that and begins hunting her.
>The First Order strengthens their grip of the galaxy in Kylo Ren’s absence and officially wipe out the Resistance after a final stand by Leia and crew, but Rey is nowhere to be found.
>Her Poe Finn threepio Artoo BB8 and the gang are in fact on a mission, where Rey promises she can provide them with something to beat Kylo forever.
>Kylo catches up with them but is himself being hunted by his own Knights and their new leader. Rey and Kylo fight, then Kylo fights his would be replacement. This dynamic continues across the film until Rey finally achieves her goal. Kylo has been guided by the spirit of Palpatine through Darth Vader’s old mask but decides for himself his destiny is to rule, that no one is manipulating him and he has come too far to turn back.
>Rey tries one more time to bring him back to the light after he slaughters the Knights of Ren. He refuses, and she can not beat him in a duel.
>She raises a massive antenna from the ocean of Endor and the wreckage of the Death Star and Threepio’s memories are broadcast forever.
>Kylo orders his fleet to obliterate the antenna.
>Rey gives herself up and becomes a “shield” for the antenna after telling Kylo even in his rule everything he does will be undone because what she’s done.
>Movie ends with Luke’s voice telling people to take a stand against evil, and Poe says his message will still be heard “A long time from now in galaxies far far away”
Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker
That's so terrible it has to be true.
First line is "Well, here we are."
Matt Smith is the new leader of the Knights of Ren, Kylo pushes his shit in in short order.
Palpatine has been haunting Darth Vader's mask and is the reason for Kylo's fall, as Kylo believed he was speaking to Vader's spirit all along. When he finds out the truth, he rejects Sheev and destroys the helmet, but dedicates himself to the Dark Side, becoming a Sith and getting the Sith eyes as well.
Luke's force ghost appears throughout the movie to taunt Kylo.
Rey dies the same way Obi-Wan did, disappearing as Kylo swings his saber through her. Leia dies with the Resistance. 3P0 also dies.
How does broadcasting C3PO's memories undo all that? Or is it just symbolic bullshit about how meaningful Star Wars is?
>we are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the first order down
last line of the film
There’s this huge misunderstanding that Luke is like an all powerful Jedi god who appeared out of nowhere to save the universe. In Luke’s own words he calls himself a “farm boy” who decided to stand for something. The movie ends with Kylo on the throne, but it also ends with the true story of Luke Skywalker being broadcast into every home in the galaxy, and you can visibly see the apathy wiped off character’s faces alien and human alike. The idea is to give everyone in the galaxy the push to stand up against evil.
The last line is Poe saying the message will still be heard “A long time from now in galaxies far far away”.
Nice LARP. They will never end the movie with Kylo being a Sith, Rey will never die. She wasn't even allowed to have little scratch in TFA and TLJ
Only way out is to Nuke Disney!
No Sith here, no sir.
what about the end credit scene where nick fury talks to Rey in a café?
>you can visibly see the apathy wiped off character’s faces alien and human alike.
this is the dumbest, gayest shit imaginable
>>Movie ends with Luke’s voice telling people to take a stand against evil, and Poe says his message will still be heard “A long time from now in galaxies far far away”
What else did you expect?
>star wars saga ending with trump bad\
very cool
Who’s Keri Russell and what’s her storyline
as if life under the thumb of an oppressive dictatorship wouldn't be enough motivation, no, some guy has to tell them in a youtube video on their ipad or someshit
>LARPing
I don't get it.
These 'leaks' show the First Order is clearly capable of operating on its own perfectly fine without a Sith/Force whatever leader.
What does it matter if people think Kylo's a hack from Lukes message?
No stupid. The message isn't that Kylo sucks, it's that Luke Skywalker was a nobody who decided to stand against evil and did great things, so you can too.
dude, stop shilling that fake leak. you literally do this here and on reddit. cut the crap. it's fake. we get it. the movie will suck but the leak is fake.
Checked for keks
Pretty much this
This is just the Last Jedi repeated. Ends in exactly the same place
>It certainly was no place for old men, i tell ya's,...... and yet TRULY it was a STAR WARS.