And this is our sons room, he's quite the film buff

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someone should do an edit of this but when she opens the door its sneed or something

>AHHHHH, NO GIRLS IN MY ROOM, STAY AWAY FROM MY KINOSTATION, NO DON'T TOUCH MY ALITA FIGURINES!

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That's your sister user, we've talked about this, you're creeping her out.

Speed Stick is pretty good deodorant

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Was was note going to say?

But what of good Solonius?

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god I wish that were me

Don't tell me what I can't do.

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Every time I try to sleep like this my legs swell up and I wake up in 30 minutes with stabbing pain. Also if I sleep with my arms above my head it feels like pin pricks everywhere after a few minutes.

Zzzzzzz...

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you got circulation issues buddy

same here

I think it's pretty bad. It doesn't deodorize me, it just adds a little fragrance to the odor.

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>he doesn't know what a material warning tag is.

dum dum dum dum dum.

>Uh, you don't get to enter without knocking

>*she opens the door and I'm watching a sicario decapitating a rival live on my room*
>"juan this ... this is film as IS, that's film in plato's ideas realm!"

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is that pic real?

this always cracks me up. Emilia is /ourgirl/

Original movie?

>when he has a long schlong

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yeah, its a screenshot from his vimeo

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>three steel reserve 40s
1 made me feel like shit

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there's also a bottle of something strong on the floor. dude's hardcore

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lol

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someone post AJ Soprano browsing Yea Forums and giggling

>and this is our sons room, he's employed at a very important job on the internet

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>he's so dedicated to his work he does it for free too!

No, they shouldn't.

Why not?

Cause it'd be dumb.

no ur

Based

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>when you stay up all knight pwning libs on /pol/

>inherited a house

It's just something that's always a part of my life but apparently I hit the fucking millennial lottery

>belt loop pose with hands
he knows

Okay fair enough and true. I had to check, because I wasn't sure if it was a thinly veiled insult against Ezra, in which case I would have to get really angry and belligerent.

Lightning is reversed

yikes

see a doctor

>jannie wishes

thank god this meme hasn't taken off

It would, but she's red rocketted to the schlong.

he dead

thats not a 40 its a tall can

me be for you

sauce?

She cannot act at all.

>previously on the shield

literally me

>tfw the mods can actually ban you for "complaining about moderators" now

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>"oh that sounds so cool karen. does he get paid with those bitcoins everyone's talking about?"

based
but I prefer the prequels A Phantom Feed, Attack of the Seeds and Revenge of the Chuck

A toast

formerly clever

they can also ban 4th level spiritual communications between The Holy Host if one of them posts zoomer shit

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based lockeposter

sup mo-

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RIPPEN

RIPPEN

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What is this move called?

>Mom was being lame

The "Look Her In The Eyes and Finish"

he made a few boards to quarantine you weeb faggots yet you still come here

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Do some exercise

lol fail

based good solonius poster

Stop being fat

schieß dem Fenster.
Shoot the glass!

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based
cringe

anime website

Cringe

Cringe

bane?

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>and this is our sons room

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Thank god that's not a pitbull, would've mauled him

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one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

...

are those baby eels?

legendary

of course

>I'm CIA

Fucking lost it here. Also check'd.

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I love Emilia.
What's the name of this kino? Her expressions alone in this scene make it worth

wow, what an accomplishment

hey guys! come in
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1563055984029.webm

Is this pasta?

fuck off faggot

no u faggot

Please close the door, you're breaking the foil seal and allowing the zog mind control rays into my room

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no I wrote that myself, just minutes ago
upvote if you liked it

Yea Forums propaganda

Rent free

But why

chinks, man. chinks

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/tpg/

Start running.

whoa the meme is real, she can't act for shit.

I THINK NORMALFAGS SUCKS

Wtf? timestamp for this moment?

yeah you did

NO

4stats.io/
COPE

>walk into waiting room
>everyone is shitting themselves
>ask the receptionist why everyone is shitting themselves
>RENT FREE GOD WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SHIT LMAO

Ive been there.

Go back

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cope

this

Why yes come on down here and enjoy a movie

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>shaggy after they put scooby down

god I wish that were my room

For me, it’s Mononoke Hime. The best film by Miyazaki Hayao.

That's a lot of speakers

Sneed Stick

>sliding back and forth
>completely ignoring the possibility of testicular torsion
YIKES.

I hate you

Is this the legendary gay bath house?

What does having a hairless body feel like?

Slippery coins

anti-comfy

eyebrow movement does not count as acting

Shhh, if they hear you they'll get you, and for every soul they consume they get larger and more agitated.

girth > length

>dvach
Бaзeд

just cut out any yellow head and past it over his head and then you've done it yourself

>me be for you
anons are not woke enough for this

>just realised that bane is mayor carcetti in the wire

leave me alone, dad. stop coming in my room.

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bane was omar

kino

thank you

god I wish that were me

Kino image.

Surprisingly based, for Yea Forums I mean.

Do you think even God fears Filipinos?

second thought, i dont want to join the triads

I'm actually building a setup like this for 5G.

this was me the last couple years
every fucking night
god I miss it, I want to fucking drink myself to death
I still drink but nowhere near as often and I don't get drunk anymore, feels weird

based lads

Why do you autists have to notice every detail

why didn't she just shut the door? was she trying to mess with his head?

Get some help. Talk to someone.

She's attracted to him and wanted to watch

>X-Files

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Are you new?

You’re boring and not funny.

>Ah yes, hello mothers friend. First and foremost, fuck jannies and fuck niggers. Now that that's out of the way; Sneed, Snude, Snee, Le Sneeg. Oh, and to conclude, fuck Jews. Now give me a high-five

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have drank 4 in a night and ended up like that guy

I DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!

And he does it for free

>Oh good lord

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hey, Sloth
Thanks to the shitty metal siging and roof, my house is pretty much a Fafaday cage. I have shit reception on my phone inside.

Hi. Who do you main? Me? Fox, of course.

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[*humming of electrical wires intensifies*]

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Just in time. You can spot me.

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the 90s

speaking of the 90s...

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I give up. Where

That looks like an adult's nostalgia room.

>Wow Mrs. Smith, I had no idea your son was so based and redpilled!

Mom. I told you. You don't get to bring friends.

I've been there, but I was drinking bourbon not beer.
>Get home from my welding job
>Have a glass of whiskey
>Play some World of warcraft from 4-10 PM
>3-5 more pours of whiskey during WoW
>At 10pm find a kino to torrent
>More WoW and 2-3 more whiskeys before watching kino
>12 AM start watching
>Drink more whiskey
>"damn that was kino"
>more WoW till around 3-5 AM
>Sleep for 30 minutes
>go to work

Surprise! Happy birthday, user! Make a wish.

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No idea. Someone posted it in a previous kinostation thread.

real talk, is that what it's like being a part of a sports team?

Hi. Was just admiring my belts. ShamOhNay.

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You're deceptive.

>and this is our son's room, he's quite the film buff...

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How wonderful. You're just in time for tea. It is ever so fresh.

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that's a big setup

This sounds like a venous issue pal. Go to your primary care doctor/GP/clinic and have it investigated. Do it this week. Most bad outcomes are due to late presentation. I can't offer much more with this limited information. Seriously, see your/a doctor.

t. Graduated Medical School In May

i like this meme but did anyone ever really experience this? my parents would never open my door. they learned their lesson at some point i'm sure.

>sliding your cock on fungus petri dish

literal yikes

I bid you... velcome.

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youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY

>fapping standing up
wtf

jesus fuck, only 30 minutes you madman?
how the fuck would you even get to work the next morning?
back when I was a NEET I was basically you except I needed 5 hours to at least sleep off the booze
god bless your soul user

good thing I have neither

...

Welcome. What brings you hear.

(Kidding aside, I actually live near where this was filmed.)

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>ywn sleep in a power rack

damn that low quality adds to the picture, ngl.

I hate people

Go on a 1 week trip in the wild with food and a tent (no internet/phone, just mountain GPS).

You'll learn to appreciate people.

Not that user but I would unironically be fine. I don't need people at all. I enjoy being alone. Other people annoy me

>Those books
>That piss jug shelf

Fuk'n lol user
10/10

fucking hate chinks

It's more alpha.

GET THE HELL OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

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Kek

Been wearing it for years. $0.97 at walmart

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AAAAAAAA

fuckin based

Just imagining the smell makes me want to vomit. Not even an open window would be enough

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Literally me what the fuck

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>Fuk'n lol user

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Whoa, s-she's actually cute here.

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Shitposting from Aleppo I see.

...what is Aleppo?

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>sneed stick

>that fucking bookshelf full of berserk
>bed below smith machine for morning squats and chest press
>computer for anime tiddy consumption
Based

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you dont get to bring frens

topkek

>he doesn't have a dual monitor setup to watch two kinos at once (at 1.25 speed)
>he doesnt have a hand built PC
>he doesnt have a kino chair he found on the street behind the local fast food restaurant
>he doesn't have a Gosling shrine

Seriously, if you guys don't have these, just fuck off.

motherfucker

>this stupid thread has been up for 12 hours

Good.

That room just screams "Mental Illness"

fucken hardcore that

looks pretty fun. Sign me up!

I AM HOME

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Can you guys not stealing pic.
use your own room

I miss it, I never was able to appreciate it

>and your other son..

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bump

Excuse the mess.

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#
I remember commenting on how it's gross, unhealthy and unsanitary that he's eating out of a bowl showing covered with a plastic bag.

A bunch of slant eyes got butthurt and accused me of "not understanding" their glorious bugman culture.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>sister pulled thru

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cringe delusion

kek

Damn your coworkers must remember you as a soulless zombie

Heheh....just kidding...right?

So what's the next step in his master plan?

So what's the fucking deal with the plastic? I've saved this one before and never noticed it until I saw your post.

spot me is a weightlifting term which means to watch someone lift weights and be close to help if if the weight is too much for them to handle

damn. that's a long time to stare at someone fapping.

those swastika pillows killed me, godspeed user

ah... back before the blackification of society by ((((((them))))))

I realize that pic, aestheticbro

lmao

My mom walked in on me watching Neon Demon, exactly when that coroner started getting touchy with the corpse.

based retard

does she get it that you're an auteur though?

otherwise it would just seem like you're watching weird pornos

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FUCK NIGGERS

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I told her it's a Refn movie and she said he's basically a pseud and I'm gay. I don't think she thinks I'm gay *and* a necrofag though so that's alright.

Its time for me to unleash the Thought: why do you think he has a bag ower his bowl? To not wash the bowl after his dinner. Just think about it, about conditions that made this bizarre way of life useful - use the plastic bag, dont waste your time|water! Forget the eels, think how much plastic waste his village produces each day while westerners go apeshit about plastic straws

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You're supposed to use deodorant after showering and not when you're already starting to stink

Please tell me that's a life-sized cardboard standup

Making silly putty with mommy

Cool dildo in the background, shaggy

9.5/10 not sure about the pillows